FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s big bucket

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haven’t done this for a while.

room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will be gone forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket.

Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

We all know you have a big bucket!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Crocs. Uggs. Olives.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Mosquitos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex's penis.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wasps. Mayonnaise. Mrs Brown's Boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faggots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a turkey in my minge that I need a place for. Thank you Nora!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though. "

Please put all of these things in my bucket.

Not that bucket. I don't like food there.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Six weeks hols

Make every half term 2 weeks instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lipstick first.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Crocs. Uggs. Olives."

Yep all of those!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mosquitos

Haha. In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weight of expectations and guilt

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though. "

No!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sand my campervan is full of sand

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My ex's penis."

Is it pretty though

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Wasps. Mayonnaise. Mrs Brown's Boys.

Can’t let Mayo in!!

. The other two fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though.

No! "

You is juss bein phobic!

I am offended

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Six weeks hols

Make every half term 2 weeks instead

Noooooo! I can’t

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Can I go in it? I'm not people

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though.

No!

You is juss bein phobic!

I am offended"

I love rocket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though.

No!

You is juss bein phobic!

I am offended

I love rocket!"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lipstick first. "

You don’t like lippy Steve? I can’t let lippy in!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can I go in it? I'm not people"

Enjoy being in there with wasps and Mrs Brown's Boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lipstick first.

You don’t like lippy Steve? I can’t let lippy in!"
throw me in there instead then! I can’t stand lippy! It’s messy!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can I go in it? I'm not people

Enjoy being in there with wasps and Mrs Brown's Boys

Nora said no people. So I can't put people in. But I need to be away from people. So I'm going in

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Frogs

Wasps

Cross

Ugg boots

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Cheese

Coffee

Cake

Pastry

Flavoured Gin

Lager

Cider

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"Frogs

Wasps

Cross

Ugg boots

CROCS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite, Cream Cheese, Traffic, Weeds in my garden, hold music, False advertising

I’ll start with them

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lipstick first.

You don’t like lippy Steve? I can’t let lippy in! throw me in there instead then! I can’t stand lippy! It’s messy!"

I can’t you’re a people!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cheese

Coffee

Cake

Pastry

Flavoured Gin

Lager

Cider

Cake and lager can go

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I go in it? I'm not people"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sand my campervan is full of sand

No! Hoover it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can I go in it? I'm not people

No"

I hate this house!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Bin the 5 day working week please

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bin the 5 day working week please "

Only if we still get paid the same

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The weight of expectations and guilt "

Yes that can definitely go in

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Coriander, mushrooms and olives please

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have a turkey in my minge that I need a place for. Thank you Nora!

. I don’t like Turkey so that can go in my bucket

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Coriander, mushrooms and olives please

I can comprise and agree to tinned mushrooms! Olives definitely

. Coriander I can probably live without

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Bin the 5 day working week please

Only if we still get paid the same

With you on that!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I go in it? I'm not people

I hate this house! "

It’s probably more comfortable than my bucket. There’s some nasty things in there now!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My brain goblins please and thank you

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My brain goblins please and thank you

Everyone’s brain goblins can go in!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Overdoses. Can you put them in your bucket please

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Overdoses. Can you put them in your bucket please "

For sure! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The extra 3st I piled on over the last 6 months.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"My brain goblins please and thank you

Everyone’s brain goblins can go in!"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The extra 3st I piled on over the last 6 months. "

No you can bloody work at it like I did. I’m one and a half into my 3 I wanted to lose

(Unless it’s for medical reasons of course, in which case it can go in

)

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Haven’t done this for a while.

room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will be gone forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket.

Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket. "

Periods/menopause

That annoying wobbly pan in my cupboard.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Haven’t done this for a while.

room 101 styleeeee. I have a mahoooosive bucket here where things will be gone forever. Tell me what you want rid of forever and I may allow it in my bucket.

Be nice! No people allowed in my bucket.

Periods/menopause

That annoying wobbly pan in my cupboard.

Hell yes! In

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By *rDJ40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

The stupid attached lids on the new Coca Cola bottles

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The word ick please

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown corduroys

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Cinnamon

Rhubarb

Orange chocolate

Blue cheese

My cold

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wearing flip flops in supermarkets on a Sunday

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Coriander, mushrooms and olives please

I can comprise and agree to tinned mushrooms! Olives definitely

. Coriander I can probably live without "

Even one less mushroom in the world is a victory.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Cancel culture needs to be in the bin

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Celery - be gone!

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Socks and sliders!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Socks and sliders! "

I’m baffled that this actually became a thing!

. Definitely in

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Celery - be gone!

Nah. Coz what you gonna do if she don’t cum!?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cancel culture needs to be in the bin "

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Men wearing flip flops in supermarkets on a Sunday "

No. Flip flops are acceptable footwear

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cinnamon

Rhubarb

Orange chocolate

Blue cheese

My cold

Em x"

Actually agree with all of those!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"The word ick please

Mrs "

Go on then. It is an annoying word

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Brown corduroys

No I don’t think I’ll allow these. I think that’s all my uncle Jeff has and I don’t wanna see him in just his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we put wonko in it?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Celery...

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can we put wonko in it? "

Nope. He’s a people

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Celery...

Nope. See above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we put wonko in it?

Nope. He’s a people "

That's debatable

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can we put wonko in it?

Nope. He’s a people

That's debatable

True-but still ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we put wonko in it?

Nope. He’s a people

That's debatable

True-but still ….

This should be put to a public vote

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Rocket, Goats Cheese and Cucumber please x

I am willing to budge on the cucumber though. "

If someone made you wriggle room would you let it slide?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps please

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My brain goblins please and thank you

Everyone’s brain goblins can go in!

Are these the goblins that come out through the nose?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My brain goblins please and thank you

Everyone’s brain goblins can go in!

Are these the goblins that come out through the nose?"

I’ve no idea. They don’t sound nice though so I let them in

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Flip Flops.....

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"My brain goblins please and thank you

Everyone’s brain goblins can go in!

Hey Goblins are people too.

They are so misunderstood, it's a hard life being a Goblin. All those days in the dark, terrible working conditions, living standards are appalling. Always some dark lord or fire demon telling them what to do.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Calories

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/08/23 17:14:25]

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

If you throw the bucket in the bucket, do you get total annihilation due to a collapsing paradox or does it become a perpetual motion machine where it's always falling into itself?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Manchester City, Manchester United, Liver and fried Onions, Ant and Deck ohhhh and Steven Sigall.

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By *ershingMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Wasps! I'm sick of being bothered by them in my hi-via!

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

"Mosquitos

Thats a good one let's also put parliament in there with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nettles and thistles.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Nettles and thistles.

I was thrashed all over with nettles last week and tbh the mention of thistles is just giving me ideas

. pt

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oysters.

Or as I like to call them - posh snot.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Taxes!!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

If we can't put people in, can we put the stress people cause in?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

War, poverty, hunger, disease, greed & PMT (which makes the first 5 a bit trivial!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prime hydration.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We shouldn't be made so aware of our income tax imo (other than to know it's fair) - it makes it feel like we've earned/owned the money and it's been taken from us again. But taxation is part of how money works. Remove taxation and you simply won't have money. It's all about how we tax people, ie how much and who.

Party politics.

NATO.

War as foreign policy.

British breakaway nationalism.

Gammonism.

Remoaning on the grounds of any kind of principle.

The MAGA Movement (more than their grievances).

Without naming names, those who promote sexual choking to young males as a way of expressing masculinity.

Google's creepy 'Don't be Evil' sign.

I'm actually quite tolerant of most everyday things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No people right?

Pep Guardiola's managerial ability and Haaland's footballing ability

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
over a year ago

Cheltnam

My PTSD please take it away for me. Give me my life back x

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"My PTSD please take it away for me. Give me my life back x

Awww mate. That's not fun I know. pt

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