FabSwingers.com forum: Days without sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???"

^She harried a watermelon.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley

Day 9022 without sex.

Can dimly remember that there is this thing called sex, can't remember quite what it is about. Is it some type of cheese?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Day 924 without sex....

Stood by the supermarket fish counter just to get that 'eye contact and mouth open' look again

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

Day 197

With our eyes closed we could music, grunting, moaning and groaning. Were we in a club having a sexy time? No, in the gym... 2 more sets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of advice OP,if it's been 196 days,don't start with a watermelon, I suggest a cucumber or aubergine

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

4 days, oh the humanity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 months and counting

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Day 162 I went running in flip flops just to hear the slap slap slap sounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is day 6……… hang on I’ll check the abacus

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Days?

It’s been a slow six months

But my ADHD has kept me occupied

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

So far it is 2605 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 267 without sex. Been going to Starbucks every day for the past week so I could hear someone scream my name

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

This morning, oh sorry doesn't DIY and porn count

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Day 362 without sex...

Went bowling just to be able to feel a couple of my fingers slipping into something

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Day 5 without sex. Today I drew a face on a football, christened him Wilson and face fucked the hell out of him.

We both then lit up cigarettes before laying besides one another as we enjoyed the mutual, blissful afterglow even though neither of us actually smoke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 402 without sex. A mosquito bit my neck and I moaned a little

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

When you say slapped a watermelon, we know what you really mean is you held it and crushed it in one hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Day 402 without sex. A mosquito bit my neck and I moaned a little"

That made laugh!!

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Day one of one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

Have you ever fingered a Swiss roll?

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Around day 500 here, so long ago that I've lost track of time now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

Day 126 started running in flip flops just to remember the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 182 without sex, invited round for dinner at the Vicar's for sunday lunch, when she brought out apple pie and custard for desert an involuntary moan escaped my mouth and my eyes closed with my head lolling backwards in ecstasy!

When I opened my eyes, found that the vicar had grabbed the holy water and was trying to exorcise me - remained still as it was the closest female physical contact I had in half a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 30 without sex.

I spat at the key hole before opening the door today.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

2 years without full sex (I am fussy). Had oral a few times though.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Day 122 I stood outside in the rain just to remember what it felt like to be wet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 3 without sex and I've recovered enough to have some more

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Day 376 without sex and I bought a kitkat so at least I had a choice of one finger or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 0.5 without sex. My balls look smaller than last night and my sheet needs changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

What are ripe water melons good for??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70 days and counting..... But then that's why I got a b.o.b :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 377 without sex and got into the boxing ring with Tyson Fury as that was the only pounding I was likely to get.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

5 ewww

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

OMFG... Reading this thread has made me realise my number count rarely reaches double digit...

Yikes...

I need to diversify my hobbies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 365 without sex, picked up the garden shears and trimmed the yew, because that was closest I had come to a bush in a year.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Day 196 without sex:

I went to the market to get a watermelon and got a little turned on slapping it trying to see if it was a good one.

And the other days???

You're actually counting Op?

The next man you ravage better have his life insurance active

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

195?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

195?"

But I had sex five days in a row multiple times.

Tmi? I hope so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

195?

But I had sex five days in a row multiple times.

Tmi? I hope so!

I’m slightly jealous of the quantity but I had it last night so I can’t complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 250 without sex, I did hip thrusts in the gym and imagined it was PW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 250 without sex, I did hip thrusts in the gym and imagined it was PW

Prince William?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Day 616… The only practice my gag reflex gets is when I accidentally stick my toothbrush too far back in my throat…

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

People definitely didn't get the joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Day 250 without sex, I did hip thrusts in the gym and imagined it was PW

Video or it didn't happen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

People definitely didn't get the joke"

Do they ever?

I bet they still think I pee'd on someone's cock too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Day 250 without sex, I did hip thrusts in the gym and imagined it was PW

Video or it didn't happen!"

Had to delete it and was thrown out the gym. Something about shorts that were too short and my erection not being appropriate. Prudes

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

People definitely didn't get the joke

Do they ever?

I bet they still think I pee'd on someone's cock too."

We all know you did...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disclaimer.....I have not gone 196 days without sex

It was a fun post....not to be taken literally

People definitely didn't get the joke"

Well I enjoyed yours.

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