FabSwingers.com forum: You aren't for us if you...

By *ally_and_Sean OP Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.

Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?

Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not for me if you take relationship advice from Love Island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to reference love island, but I was too slow!

You’re not for me if you’re likely to discuss the latest escapades of Meghan and Harry or any other such irrelevance.

*or vote Tory

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

"Whilst creating a new profile bio, I was mulling over how to explain the sort of people we are looking for. There was nothing I came up with, which was light-hearted enough. However, I think I came close with the below.

Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?

Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave"

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very good actually and eastenders isn't a reflection of London or Londoners

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

You are not for me if your dick leaks cheese

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By *tannersMan
over a year ago

stanley

You aren’t for me if your favourite dildo is fire extinguisher sized

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By *leasureseekers123Couple
over a year ago

Heathrow

You’re not for us if on your profile photos your house looks like you’re about to star in “hoarders” or “life of grime”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't for me if you leave bread crumbs in the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not for me if you’re for the sake and the rest is not the best.

*I let my middle button decide.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You are not for us if I can see your insides on your pics.

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By *ally_and_Sean OP Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

Some of these are brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are not for me if you take relationship advice from Love Island."

But Maya Jama man. She could tell me to do anything and I’d do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not for me if you liked Arya Killing the night king.

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By *rumswingersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

You aren’t for us if you spell gorgeous “gawjus”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You aren't for us if you don't have a south facing garden and don't enjoy fish finger sandwiches

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By *tannersMan
over a year ago

stanley

"You aren't for us if you don't have a south facing garden and don't enjoy fish finger sandwiches "

With tomato ketchup or tartar sauce?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?

Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave"

But all people from East London behave like that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You ain't fa me if ya don't eat pie mash n liquor for breakfast, smovvad in salt n vigenar

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You are not for me if perusing your gallery feels like flicking through Gynaecologist’s Weekly

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

You aren’t for me if you wear white socks with black shoes….

Or you think the idea of a nice meal out is at a Toby carvery.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

You're not for me if you have a long whiny profile and a foot fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You aren't for us if you don't have a south facing garden and don't enjoy fish finger sandwiches

With tomato ketchup or tartar sauce?"

Jeez we are not that fussy

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You are not for us if the windows of your sitting room face full west.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Forgetting the usual bland and boring elimination sentences we all read on profiles, does anyone else have a humorous 'You are not for me/us if you..." sentence?

Our is... You are not for us if you watch EastEnders and think "This is so realistic", this is just how my friends and family behave"

What about if you watch Downton Abbey?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"You’re not for us if on your profile photos your house looks like you’re about to star in “hoarders” or “life of grime”"

Omg... I saw the grimiest bathroom ever the other day

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You are all for me.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

You aren't for me if you keep your socks on

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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

You aren't for us... if your toenails look like you could swoop up a fish from a lake.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"You are not for me if perusing your gallery feels like flicking through Gynaecologist’s Weekly

Agreed!

Or if your pics gallery has more flag poles than a UN building

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By *ally_and_Sean OP Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

There's some interesting profiles commenting on this thread. It has certainly made me a chuckle reading them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not for me if you don’t treat retail/hospitality staff like actual human beings.

Been on too many dates where the person was rude to the waiter or bar staff.. no second date

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You aren't for us if you like tighty whiteys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I covered things pretty well in my profile

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

You are not for me if you dont like haribos

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath Somerset

You're not for Me if you don't like horror movies.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

You're not for me if you keep calling me 'hun'... I'm not German, okay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not for me if you won't lick my athletes foot....

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Utero

You’re not for me if this is your first rodeo

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

You are not for me if you use the term bae

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