FabSwingers.com forum: Big cock

By *ice guy for fun OP Man
over a year ago

peacehaven

Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

You just know how to pull don't you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket minge reporting for duty

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

Not at all mines 8" plus and the girls I meet certainly don't have a "bucket" this thread just makes you sound angry and annoyed .. chill out man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

Excuse me, some of us ladies want pussy as well.

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By *quirtyandflirty73Couple
over a year ago

hebden bridge

Amén

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread going to go a treat

Op size off the cock dose not change a woman’s atatmie that’s a negative stupid way off think

For god sake a baby’s head comes out there bigger than any cock

And they pussy seem just fine

So why would take a big cock give them a “bucket fanny” as you so politely put it

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

And they say romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's just limited your chances even more.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"This thread going to go a treat

Op size off the cock dose not change a woman’s atatmie that’s a negative stupid way off think

For god sake a baby’s head comes out there bigger than any cock

And they pussy seem just fine

So why would take a big cock give them a “bucket fanny” as you so politely put it "

Exactly it's such an immature passive aggressive way of expressing anger towards women who want what he doesn't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread going to go a treat

Op size off the cock dose not change a woman’s atatmie that’s a negative stupid way off think

For god sake a baby’s head comes out there bigger than any cock

And they pussy seem just fine

So why would take a big cock give them a “bucket fanny” as you so politely put it

Exactly it's such an immature passive aggressive way of expressing anger towards women who want what he doesn't have "

There's no passive about this, it's outright aggressive.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Excuse me, some of us ladies want pussy as well."

You leave those buckets alone, the big boys need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's angry.

my 5 inch is just waiting for the correct hole to go into rather it fit snug than be super loose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread going to go a treat

Op size off the cock dose not change a woman’s atatmie that’s a negative stupid way off think

For god sake a baby’s head comes out there bigger than any cock

And they pussy seem just fine

So why would take a big cock give them a “bucket fanny” as you so politely put it

Exactly it's such an immature passive aggressive way of expressing anger towards women who want what he doesn't have "

Yip that’s the why i seen the thread

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"This thread going to go a treat

Op size off the cock dose not change a woman’s atatmie that’s a negative stupid way off think

For god sake a baby’s head comes out there bigger than any cock

And they pussy seem just fine

So why would take a big cock give them a “bucket fanny” as you so politely put it

Exactly it's such an immature passive aggressive way of expressing anger towards women who want what he doesn't have

There's no passive about this, it's outright aggressive.

True that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please define 'bucket'

One man's mouses ear is another man's grand canyon.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Please define 'bucket'

One man's mouses ear is another man's grand canyon."

Think you answered it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Wondered what the smell was

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By *hree_into_oneCouple
over a year ago

warrington

What a lovely post…

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Bucket fannies need love too...

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Bucket fannies need love too..."

BFM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

You’re a nice guy!! Nice name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Wondered what the smell was

Stuffing

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

To be honest, I've only ever read a couple of lady's profiles asking for 8"+

The reality is that blokes are much more obsessed about cock size than women are, and having a tiny cock really isn't the reason that you're not having any luck on here.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not true, 7.5 inches is acceptable.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Not true, 7.5 inches is acceptable."

Hahaha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 'big cock'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people should be banned from posting when there’s a full moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think people should be banned from posting when there’s a full moon "

Don't spoilt the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think people should be banned from posting when there’s a full moon

Don't spoilt the fun!"

But my bucket fanny is offended because the poster doesn’t have an 8 inch penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

PMSL.

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

You don’t buy size 10 shoes if your a size 6, people don’t like a loose fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don’t buy size 10 shoes if your a size 6, people don’t like a loose fit "

Where do you go for a fitting?

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

If I had any coffee in my mouth yet, I would definitely have just spat it all out!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

You do know the vagina opens and retracts again don't you?!.

Not that I'm looking for a big cock but still, way to piss off the women op.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest, I've only ever read a couple of lady's profiles asking for 8"+

The reality is that blokes are much more obsessed about cock size than women are, and having a tiny cock really isn't the reason that you're not having any luck on here.

Cal"

Yeah, this is totally true in most cases

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

With you brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve also heard 7 inches with girth, is quite appealing

happy to help any fabbers with there buckets lol

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By *outhwesthornMan
over a year ago

ashton

Mines not 8inches and every woman I have had love it

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean you could just as easily say why do some men prefer big boobs and bums. You don't need all that boobage, you're just being greedy!

People have different preferences funnily enough. If they want to admire a big thick dick, who am I to deny them of such a thing?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Can I get my order in now please? A nice 20kg one please

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Never ever measured mine, have no idea what size it is

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Seriously OP, Based on your experience here, how do you think this is going to support you?

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 31/08/23 08:59:23]

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

You know women can birth a baby right

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Oh look a 6’1 vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Can I get my order in now please? A nice 20kg one please"

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I just need somewhere to keep mine warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? ….. "

There’s a lot more guys than women that wish they had an 8inch cock too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? …..

There’s a lot more guys than women that wish they had an 8inch cock too

Not me, my extra inches went on girth

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

#cave

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Don't think you're doing yourself many favours here OP.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Reminds me of a joke.

Can't be bothered tbh.

But the punchline goes:

" now clap"

" I can't"

"You see I told you I was tight"

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Not on my profile, so don’t generalise that all women want WE because we don’t, I respect my cervix and know what it can take.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

nah this isnt true op,,

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Just to reassure any ladies reading this thread.

I can 100%guarantee that if you choose me you can feel safe in the fact that your cervix will be intact, untouched and unaffected by a large todger.

In fact you probably won't even know if I have started or finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread title has given many men on Fab inspiration for a username. Well done op.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"Haha"

Ouch

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Honestly dude you really don't help ya self posting threads like this no wonder you ain't getting any interest you really sound desperate to get laid my suggestion would be that fab isn't for you maybe an sex agency would be more your thing sorry to sound harsh but you really are coming across as angry and desperate not a good look block me if you want ignore this if you want but my advice would be to just stop posting threads

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

Although I’m a reasonable size, thinks it’s more about mutual pleasure and respect which sometimes means easing in at first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op.. Why do what

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Fab truly is the gift that keeps on giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

I see no posts asking for what you describe..

Only bucket I know builds sandcastles

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Oh dear OP not made yourself very popular. Maybe you need a reality check and learn about the female anatomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female body is art not a bucket

A cock is art too.. Now embrace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Wondered what the smell was

Not long for cooking turkey... 4 months

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Fanny's never shrink back. Great for shoplifting turkeys at Christmas.

Oh I heard heard you need to baste it less often too so long as someone was talking dirty to you during the shoplifting process.

Mmmmmm moist meat.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A bucket fanny isn't just for christmas

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Love these kinds of threads. Gives my block button something to do when it's been idle for a while.

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

It is the hole in the bucket you have to plug op.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I doubt they measure it. As long as it looks bigger than normal, you’re safe.

Mines often one of the biggest they’ve seen, but numbers claim it’s average in length, I’m a girthy boy…I think it’s just a filter to keep micro dicks away to save embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn to work with what you have instead of pigeon holing a woman because of her personal preference.. im not 8" plus or even close to but I respect some women will rule me because of it but not all women.. if they prefer bigger they prefer bigger.. nothing you can do other than accept it..

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

"The female body is art not a bucket

A cock is art too.. Now embrace. "
most certainly would like to embrace your art x

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Not everyone wants an 8" cock, sometimes average is best, especially for BJs and DP

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

‘Most’ women don’t want a cock 8” or above. Some do, sure. Some might prefer average, some may even prefer small. Your post just highlights the fact that you most likely have a small cock, probably have a complex about it and also that you know little about what women want or their anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at some of the Fannie’s on here I’m surprised they don’t ask for a 12incher lol.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Looking at some of the Fannie’s on here I’m surprised they don’t ask for a 12incher lol. "

That's just downright nastiness there, I don't know why you think it's ok to speak about women like that. It's not ok.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Blasphemy! Christ has a very neat little lady garden actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Most’ women don’t want a cock 8” or above. Some do, sure. Some might prefer average, some may even prefer small. Your post just highlights the fact that you most likely have a small cock, probably have a complex about it and also that you know little about what women want or their anatomy."

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements "

Yes. Yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking at some of the Fannie’s on here I’m surprised they don’t ask for a 12incher lol.

That's just downright nastiness there, I don't know why you think it's ok to speak about women like that. It's not ok. "

How can he tell? unless they literally have something up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements

Yes. Yes they do "

Is there anything we don't moan about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing this thread with Nora’s big bucket just above it has made me laugh

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

Most people don't have a fucking clue what 8" looks like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Most people don't have a fucking clue what 8" looks like. "

Yeah, I'd agree

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Of course it may be none of those and its touched a nerve? It could be that there are plenty of profiles on here ask for the larger trouser snake applicant only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements

Yes. Yes they do

Is there anything we don't moan about?"

Price of tampons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements

Yes. Yes they do

Is there anything we don't moan about?

Price of tampons?"

Think I heard JRM complain about that once but that's for the political forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a look at the ... "are women too picky" thread .. guys a wind up merchant id say

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I find there's more women than have a minimum height or preferred

Height on their status or profile but do guys moan about that? It's certainly caught me out more than the phallus size requirements "

Yeah I prefer tall guys but I don’t specify a preference for cock size. I wouldn’t have issue with someone specifying their preferred body type etc

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Of course it may be none of those and its touched a nerve? It could be that there are plenty of profiles on here ask for the larger trouser snake applicant only. "

Yeah, it’s obviously touched a nerve with the OP

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Of course it may be none of those and its touched a nerve? It could be that there are plenty of profiles on here ask for the larger trouser snake applicant only.

Yeah, it’s obviously touched a nerve with the OP

The vagus nerve perhaps if the size is right

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Tell me you know nothing about fannies, without telling me, you know nothing about fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me you know nothing about fannies, without telling me, you know nothing about fannies

I just read that as fairies for some reason.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets

Most people don't have a fucking clue what 8" looks like.

Yeah, I'd agree "

I mean, look at what happened early in the pandemic. Two-metre distancing, and it was clear from the start there were a bunch of people who couldn’t tell one metre from two. It’s the same with cocks. Bunch of perfectly respectable 5’ 11” six-inch guys going “I’m 6’ 2” and eight inches, me!” and everybody just believes them.

It’s very, very noticeable how all the guys on here who market themselves as having proper whoppers never post a clear shot of them measuring themselves correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great read. Thanks all x

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

...........................

Sounding like a man who's just discovered he's inadequate in the trouser department

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Why is it so many women on here want 8” plus cock ?? Christ you must have Fanny’s like buckets "

I can vouch that they don't

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*PW wonders what kind of bucket the measurements would need to come from, a child's beach bucket? A bucket for milking cows? A builders bucket? As she needs the circumference and depth to work out how well 8+ inches will fit.*

Why is it called a bucket fanny? is this the over exaggerating men do about their cocks applied to fannies?

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