FabSwingers.com forum: Ugly cock

By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yours haha. I’d say that’s a great looking cock

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

ive know idea leave it up to the women

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Beauty is in the eye of the cockholder.

Ignore them op. Just another one of many fab loons who got nowt better to do

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Take no notice.

I don’t think I’ve seen an ugly cock. I’ve seen ones that look like they’re well moisturised, they look velvety smooth.

But ugly? Nope. Not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take heed.

They're not worth your time, block them yourself and carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Take no notice.

I don’t think I’ve seen an ugly cock. I’ve seen ones that look like they’re well moisturised, they look velvety smooth.

But ugly? Nope. Not yet."

I have moisturised after shaving lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Don't take heed.

They're not worth your time, block them yourself and carry on. "

They blocked me first lol

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart."
,, i say thats a little harsh

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart.,, i say thats a little harsh"

What is harsh?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart.,, i say thats a little harsh"

It's clear from the 'apparently' that she was being sarcastic lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Oh I get it lol

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Looks good to me ,maybe her guide dog hit the block button lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Looks good to me ,maybe her guide dog hit the block button lol "

Haha maybe

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

OP, as cocks go, yours is definitely not ugly. I think it’s incredibly rude for someone to have gone out of their way to message you just to say such things. In my opinion, ‘ugly’ cocks are ones that are red, purple or angry in colour, lots of excess foreskin, really saggy balls or any pictures of them that are too close up or leaking

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"OP, as cocks go, yours is definitely not ugly. I think it’s incredibly rude for someone to have gone out of their way to message you just to say such things. In my opinion, ‘ugly’ cocks are ones that are red, purple or angry in colour, lots of excess foreskin, really saggy balls or any pictures of them that are too close up or leaking

Thank you, maybe I will sleep tonight after all haha

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By *Vbi35TV/TS
over a year ago

rushden

Your dicks lovely. Just personal preference

mines tiny but I don’t care I love it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

You should always love what you have

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Ahhh gotta love a good ol' body shaming on things that people simply have no control over how it looks

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"You should always love what you have"
,, i agree

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

It’s the fact someone went out of their way to tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks all for you kindness towards my cock lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind. "

True!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind. "

Oh some are. I wouldn’t message and tell them that though. That would just be mean.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind.

Oh some are. I wouldn’t message and tell them that though. That would just be mean. "

What’s an ugly cock actually look like though?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind.

Oh some are. I wouldn’t message and tell them that though. That would just be mean.

What’s an ugly cock actually look like though?"

What I think is ugly others may not. I’m not describing one haha. That would also be mean.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind.

Oh some are. I wouldn’t message and tell them that though. That would just be mean.

What’s an ugly cock actually look like though?

What I think is ugly others may not. I’m not describing one haha. That would also be mean. "

Lol ok

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect. "

But if I thought any part of someone was ugly (valid or not) I wouldn’t randomly message them to tell them

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect. "

Have had people saying they don’t like uncut before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect.

Have had people saying they don’t like uncut before"

Uncut is pretty common in the UK so they are narrowing their opinions down.

I'm not sure what what constitutes a ugly or handsome penis is there that much varience?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect.

Have had people saying they don’t like uncut before"

The majority of cock is uncut in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All genitals are ugly, they ain't pretty sights. We just sexualise them and make them acceptable.

What we can't make acceptable is ugly personalities. Don't worry about it OP, just block and move on.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre "
maybe somebody you know or have met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart."
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Yup, we all have different tastes. But why people think it's ok to be so rude I really don't know.

Your cock looks absolutely fine to me OP.

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

How rude

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t sweat it, sounds like a gutless troll anyway. Love what you got because you’re stuck with it anyway

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Sounds more like an ugly bitter soul rather than you having an ugly cock Op..

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Yours. Apparently.

Everyone has different tastes. Don't take it to heart..

Yup, we all have different tastes. But why people think it's ok to be so rude I really don't know.

Your cock looks absolutely fine to me OP.

Thank you, works fine and until 2 days ago no one’s ever had any issues with it haha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre maybe somebody you know or have met

No it was a complete stranger

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No it was a complete stranger"
you saw a face pic then?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"All genitals are ugly, they ain't pretty sights. We just sexualise them and make them acceptable.

What we can't make acceptable is ugly personalities. Don't worry about it OP, just block and move on."

I politely disagree, I think genitals are like fingerprints, all unique and different but all amazing. Like a work of art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t sweat it, OP. Some people shouldn’t be aloud to use the internet.

For what it’s worth, your cock looks fine to me.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

No it was a complete stranger"

I reckon it was Blofeld

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

No it was a complete strangeryou saw a face pic then? "

Yeah and I would remember them lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

No it was a complete strangeryou saw a face pic then?

Yeah and I would remember them lol"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Also, what’s considered fucking rude!!!

An ugly cock? I dunno.

Mine is bloody wonderfully and amazingly attractive…

*in my opinion

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

No you’re right, we all have amazing genitalia lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre "

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

Wonder if mines regarded ugly by females

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X"

So exactly like what happened to me

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Wonder if mines regarded ugly by females"

Dont hijack the thread, not about you

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X"

They look fucking great to me

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X"

That’s just rude, spiteful and inaccurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X

So exactly like what happened to me

Yep. And your cock doesn't look ugly to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X

They look fucking great to me "

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X

That’s just rude, spiteful and inaccurate "

Thank you x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

That person who sent that message! Honestly rude fuckwit! Your cock looks fine to me

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X

So exactly like what happened to me

Yep. And your cock doesn't look ugly to me

Much appreciated, your bits also look fine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d never had any thoughts of my cock being ugly lol But I have no idea why a random woman who I have never spoken to would say it then block me. All rather bizarre

There's all kinds of strange people, especially on here it seems!

I had similar where a guy I'd never spoken to before messaged me and said I should be ashamed of the skanky, manky pussy pics I put up and that they aren't attractive to anyone, then blocked me. X"

Nothing wrong with your pussy

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Never a bad comment about my cock

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By *nj6969Couple
over a year ago

Grimsby

How sad someone felt the need to say that. I have seen some things I don't like as everyone has but like earlier comments what one doesn't many will. If any consolation we both agree yours looks fine and certainly not ugly lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a guy that has been bombarded with cocks in their inbox, yours looks absolutely normal to me.

Trust me, I've seen ones that curve ridiculously to the side, ones where the head is way out of proportion to the shaft, ones buried in pubes. Sometimes you need to see a truly weird cock to count your blessings!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I like your peen Mr Bond

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I like your peen Mr Bond

So very kind of you

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How sad someone felt the need to say that. I have seen some things I don't like as everyone has but like earlier comments what one doesn't many will. If any consolation we both agree yours looks fine and certainly not ugly lol x

Merci

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"As a guy that has been bombarded with cocks in their inbox, yours looks absolutely normal to me.

Never go out my way to study other cocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can be c**ts unfortunately OP. I had somebody message me just to tell me I'm fat.

Nothing better to doneotu their time. Wouldn't let it worry you

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Not ugly, I’d suck it

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Not ugly, I’d suck it"

No disrespect but as a straight guy I’m hoping this is the female not the male haha

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

"Not ugly, I’d suck it

No disrespect but as a straight guy I’m hoping this is the female not the male haha"

Nope this is the male, I would suck it, not an offer though

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"You should always love what you have"

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By *picyrodMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

U can't keep everyone happy in this world

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

The saddest thing here is some utter waste of space went to the effort of mailing you just to be unpleasant. What a sad life.

The only ugly thing around this thread is their soul.

Also. Its not an ugly cock.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Not ugly, I’d suck it

No disrespect but as a straight guy I’m hoping this is the female not the male haha

Nope this is the male, I would suck it, not an offer though"

Haha just my luck…but thank you for the positive message

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The saddest thing here is some utter waste of space went to the effort of mailing you just to be unpleasant. What a sad life.

The only ugly thing around this thread is their soul.

Also. Its not an ugly cock."

I think these people have other issues in their life

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Looks a nice one to me.

A lot of strange people on here. I was messaged yesterday (wasn't rude or offensive) and went to reply and I'd also been blocked.

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By *implyfun1Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Clever post to get folk to look at your cock/profile lol

Yip I fell into your trap also haha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

Clever post to get folk to look at your cock/profile lol

Yip I fell into your trap also haha "

Lol that wasn’t the reason but maybe is a nice thing after the message I recieved

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Looks a nice one to me.

A lot of strange people on here. I was messaged yesterday (wasn't rude or offensive) and went to reply and I'd also been blocked. "

That’s just strange behaviour

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Looks a nice one to me.

A lot of strange people on here. I was messaged yesterday (wasn't rude or offensive) and went to reply and I'd also been blocked. "

A narrow escape maybe for you lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

So the consensus is you have a lovely cock are you happy now?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"So the consensus is you have a lovely cock are you happy now?

I wanted to know what constitutes a ugly cock, that answer kinda remains unanswered lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"So the consensus is you have a lovely cock are you happy now?

I wanted to know what constitutes a ugly cock, that answer kinda remains unanswered lol"
you know the very grey hairy wrinkled ones with a fat belly above them

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you showed a pic displaying your full bell end then you give the viewer the opportunity to not call it an ugly cock

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

"Varies so much. Many people insist on cut, many insist on uncut, some want a baggy foreskin, some want a tight foreskin.

The fact they thought yours was ugly is valid but the next person will think it's perfect.

But if I thought any part of someone was ugly (valid or not) I wouldn’t randomly message them to tell them "

Agreed, but your post was asking what an ugly cock was, not why they messaged you?

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By *orthampton jamesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Was told the same earlier this year, blocked them straight away

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Was told the same earlier this year, blocked them straight away "

They blocked me first before I could even respond

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Think mine isn't too bad

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I do see ugly cocks but that woman was ugly. I would never message anything mean to a person. Everything is in the eye of the beholder so I wouldn't worry about it.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I do see ugly cocks but that woman was ugly. I would never message anything mean to a person. Everything is in the eye of the beholder so I wouldn't worry about it. "

Some people are just ugly on the inside

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Think mine isn't too bad"

Sure the ladies love it

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Clever post to get folk to look at your cock/profile lol

Yip I fell into your trap also haha "

Isn't that the point of all these cock themed posts and also the 'nobody wants to meet me' threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clever post to get folk to look at your cock/profile lol

Yip I fell into your trap also haha

Isn't that the point of all these cock themed posts and also the 'nobody wants to meet me' threads?

*Woody runs off to start a double theme thread!!!.

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

There'll always be dickheads who want to put you down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your cock.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?

There'll always be dickheads who want to put you down. There's absolutely nothing wrong with your cock. "

I know, never had any complaints. Its my face I’m more concerned about hahaha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Clever post to get folk to look at your cock/profile lol

Yip I fell into your trap also haha

Isn't that the point of all these cock themed posts and also the 'nobody wants to meet me' threads?

*Woody runs off to start a double theme thread!!!.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks everyone for the reassuring messages

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I know can sleep well lol

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I think John Wayne BObbet had an ugly cock, but that was because of his wife and a pair of scissors

Yours mate, looks great!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ouch, thankfully she hadn’t got my address (I hope) lol

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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Yeah I don’t like ones that the foreskin doesn’t fully retract when hard automatically.

You just know there’s going to be cheese and it will smell lol

I dislike extra long foreskins too.

Or super point bell ends

Double standards I guess as I think my pussy looks like road kill but i certainly look at cocks on here and think urghhh quite often.

It’s mainly those men who send it as an opening message…like mate you aren’t helping your cause here but maybe they feel the need as women aren’t going wow over the picture on their profile

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lol but I have foreskin and shower twice a day…. No cheese or smell

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

I do prefer a cock wen hard for the foreskin to go right back

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Mine does

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

Sounds like Jelousy, take it as a compliment

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Its happened to me some like it some don't their choice no one perfect

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sounds like Jelousy, take it as a compliment "

Do you think the lady wishes she had a cock? Lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Its happened to me some like it some don't their choice no one perfect "

I personally would just keep quiet

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *XXDREAMMan
over a year ago

sudbury

Maybe she’s gutted about the one her fella has haha

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Maybe she’s gutted about the one her fella has haha"

Maybe lol, maybe she was just having a bad day and wanted to take it out on someone

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Yeh the fact she went out of her way to say that then block says a lot more about her than you Mr Bond

I would not say yours is ugly at all . Everyone has preferences but I struggle to see ugliness. I don't think I could describe an ugly penis.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeh the fact she went out of her way to say that then block says a lot more about her than you Mr Bond

I would not say yours is ugly at all . Everyone has preferences but I struggle to see ugliness. I don't think I could describe an ugly penis. "

Thank you, I’m over it now lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Just to play Devil’s advocate …

By making your cock your profile pic you are kinda inviting people to judge it.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with your dick. Which is what you were really asking about.)

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Just to play Devil’s advocate …

By making your cock your profile pic you are kinda inviting people to judge it.

(Not that there’s anything wrong with your dick. Which is what you were really asking about.)"

So do people send you negative messages about your face because it’s your profile picture? You don’t need to be negative. Contact people you fancy on fab. You don’t need to contact people you don’t fancy and tell them you’re ugly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You don’t need to contact people you don’t fancy and tell them you’re ugly"

Some people are just strange. Remember there’s nowt so queer as folk.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You don’t need to contact people you don’t fancy and tell them you’re ugly

Some people are just strange. Remember there’s nowt so queer as folk."

Haha very true!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I mean I wouldn’t put any on the cover of GQ magazine

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I mean I wouldn’t put any on the cover of GQ magazine "

Haha what about Tractors Weekly?

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By *lways horny wirralMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

Your cock is definitely not ugly

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By *yreGuy99Man
over a year ago

Somewhere in Moria

I've had very similar. People messaging just to insult me or my cock. Just sad petty scumbags.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Your cock is definitely not ugly "

Cheers Mate

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've had very similar. People messaging just to insult me or my cock. Just sad petty scumbags."

Defo scum bags!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

There’s no need.

I can also recommend not commenting in a thread about the bits of loo roll that another poster had stuck to the end of theirs.

It’s a thin line between a word in their ear and being deemed a personal attack

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking. "

Hahaha you can hijack it but as a straight guy I’m not looking thanks lol

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Sounds like Jelousy, take it as a compliment

Do you think the lady wishes she had a cock? Lol"

Mine does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say I have the best looking cock on here

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By *uterspace1978Man
over a year ago

Bexley

Should we institute a annual

"Fab Cock of the year"

Beauty contest

Judged by a mixed panel on talents general beauty and views of the penis on world politics

Winner would be crowned (mini crown) and go on a funded world tour of swinger clubs

Thoughts ...

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'd say I have the best looking cock on here

And so modest lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Should we institute a annual

"Fab Cock of the year"

Beauty contest

Judged by a mixed panel on talents general beauty and views of the penis on world politics

Winner would be crowned (mini crown) and go on a funded world tour of swinger clubs

Thoughts ...

“Cock of the year” award….something for your CV I guess lol

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Tbf cocks and minges aren't the prettiest of things. But yours is a nice cock, clearly something very wrong with them to go out of their way to inbox you that. What an asshole.

Mrs

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Tbf cocks and minges aren't the prettiest of things. But yours is a nice cock, clearly something very wrong with them to go out of their way to inbox you that. What an asshole.

Mrs"

Idk I quite like “minges” although I’m not keen on that word lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking.

Hahaha you can hijack it but as a straight guy I’m not looking thanks lol"

You will be missing a splendid sight!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking.

Hahaha you can hijack it but as a straight guy I’m not looking thanks lol

You will be missing a splendid sight!"

I don’t doubt it mate but I’m sure there’s others that will appreciate it more than me lol

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I don't think there are many nice looking cocks..The women have the upper hand there

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't think there are many nice looking cocks..The women have the upper hand there"

As I said earlier my cock may well be ugly but I’d never tell someone that lol

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Idk I quite like “minges” although I’m not keen on that word lol"

I'm trying to promote the equivalent male word 'Penge', especially for ones as magnificent as the Crystal Palace mast.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Idk I quite like “minges” although I’m not keen on that word lol

I'm trying to promote the equivalent male word 'Penge', especially for ones as magnificent as the Crystal Palace mast."

Hahahaha

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking.

Hahaha you can hijack it but as a straight guy I’m not looking thanks lol

You will be missing a splendid sight!

I don’t doubt it mate but I’m sure there’s others that will appreciate it more than me lol"

All I can say is that you must be a hell of a lot straighter than most of the straight blokes on here!

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You should see my girthy glistening purple monster, which I have uploaded a picture of in all its glory.

Hope this isn't seen as thread hijacking.

Hahaha you can hijack it but as a straight guy I’m not looking thanks lol

You will be missing a splendid sight!

I don’t doubt it mate but I’m sure there’s others that will appreciate it more than me lol

All I can say is that you must be a hell of a lot straighter than most of the straight blokes on here!

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

I’m real life straight, Fab straight, and absolutely 100% straight in every way. Sorry

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

I’m real life straight, Fab straight, and absolutely 100% straight in every way. Sorry"

Come on the rest of you, tell him what he is missing!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

I’m real life straight, Fab straight, and absolutely 100% straight in every way. Sorry

Come on the rest of you, tell him what he is missing!"

Lol you don’t give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cocks are ugly.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All cocks are ugly."

I agree, really do not need them as someone's profile pic (bad enough seeing them in the public photos) - seems a very odd thing to do, how can that be one's most remarkable feature (then again, there is always Big Harold).

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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Lol but I have foreskin and shower twice a day…. No cheese or smell

So you reckon

Have you been down and smelt it?

Men on the whole seem to just lather it but that really doesn’t lift the smell it needs a bit of scrub

So many freshly showered men clean elsewhere but pull that foreskin back and a bit of a whiff

It’s skin on skin warm moist it’s human nature.

Men need to have a gentleman’s wash prior lol

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Lol but I have foreskin and shower twice a day…. No cheese or smell

So you reckon

Have you been down and smelt it?

Men on the whole seem to just lather it but that really doesn’t lift the smell it needs a bit of scrub

So many freshly showered men clean elsewhere but pull that foreskin back and a bit of a whiff

It’s skin on skin warm moist it’s human nature.

Men need to have a gentleman’s wash prior lol

Wire brush and Dettol?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

My cock looks like Jason Statham in a polo neck….I have been told!

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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"There’s no need.

I can also recommend not commenting in a thread about the bits of loo roll that another poster had stuck to the end of theirs.

It’s a thin line between a word in their ear and being deemed a personal attack

I’ve seen a few/been sent cock pictures with blatant genital warts

It’s like well that’s handy to know!!

One reason when I was single I always wanted cock pictures because you could give it a once over so nice surprises lol

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By *loveturfMan
over a year ago

Your bedroom

Beautiful cocks everywhere

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By *uicybbwWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I'd say I have the best looking cock on here

I mean it’s not bad lol

I had one like that once omg it was heaven

After five babies I needed it but his was very long too

It was the most oversized thing on a skinny ginger bloke but so so so good lol

Shame he was a bit of a knobhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think both can be attractive and ugly. Too much skin, too saggy, not enough labia, too much labia, too gaping, too tight, too hairy, too bald, too thick, too thin, too bent, too curved, person on the end is a knob themselves lol. That’s the beauty of Fab, it’s like flicking through a catalogue to see what you like best

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Aren't all cocks ugly?

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Lol but I have foreskin and shower twice a day…. No cheese or smell

So you reckon

Have you been down and smelt it?

Men on the whole seem to just lather it but that really doesn’t lift the smell it needs a bit of scrub

So many freshly showered men clean elsewhere but pull that foreskin back and a bit of a whiff

It’s skin on skin warm moist it’s human nature.

Men need to have a gentleman’s wash prior lol

Lol I’ve been complimented on my immaculate hygiene many times lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think both can be attractive and ugly. Too much skin, too saggy, not enough labia, too much labia, too gaping, too tight, too hairy, too bald, too thick, too thin, too bent, too curved, person on the end is a knob themselves lol. That’s the beauty of Fab, it’s like flicking through a catalogue to see what you like best

I agree but it’s the fact she licked me out to tell me lol

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'd say I have the best looking cock on here

I mean it’s not bad lol

I had one like that once omg it was heaven

After five babies I needed it but his was very long too

It was the most oversized thing on a skinny ginger bloke but so so so good lol

Shame he was a bit of a knobhead "

So he was a big knobbhead in many ways haha

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Someone messaged me yesterday just to tell me I had an ugly cock, then before I could reply and thank them for their feedback they had blocked me….

But what is considered to be an ugly cock?!?"

One without the foreskin pulled back. IMHO.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

I’m real life straight, Fab straight, and absolutely 100% straight in every way. Sorry

Come on the rest of you, tell him what he is missing!

Lol you don’t give up"

Too right I don't give up. i went to all that trouble of upgrading my magnificent cock pic this afternoon and nobody is looking at it!

Perhaps I should have played your trick and said someone has described it as ugly? !!!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

I still reckon you are missing a glimpse of a beauty.

I’m real life straight, Fab straight, and absolutely 100% straight in every way. Sorry

Come on the rest of you, tell him what he is missing!

Lol you don’t give up

Too right I don't give up. i went to all that trouble of upgrading my magnificent cock pic this afternoon and nobody is looking at it!

Perhaps I should have played your trick and said someone has described it as ugly? !!!"

Chill mate lol I’m sure people are looking at your cock

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Chill mate lol I’m sure people are looking at your cock

Maybe a simpler way to get the joke past you is to temporarily change my profile picture...

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

Lol maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think yours is a nice looking cock! I have definitely seen some “less attractive ones” but yours is at least a 9/10!

Perhaps she was just annoyed at receiving a dick pic? (Did you send her one) ? Or maybe she was just a bitch! Either way, don’t take it to heart, your cock looks totally strokeable to me!

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think yours is a nice looking cock! I have definitely seen some “less attractive ones” but yours is at least a 9/10!

Perhaps she was just annoyed at receiving a dick pic? (Did you send her one) ? Or maybe she was just a bitch! Either way, don’t take it to heart, your cock looks totally strokeable to me! "

I hadnt messaged her at all, she just messaged me then blocked me

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By *ond Jimmy Bond OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think yours is a nice looking cock! I have definitely seen some “less attractive ones” but yours is at least a 9/10!

Perhaps she was just annoyed at receiving a dick pic? (Did you send her one) ? Or maybe she was just a bitch! Either way, don’t take it to heart, your cock looks totally strokeable to me! "

Thank you so much! Feel free to stroke ot anytime lol

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By *ittlelad69Man
over a year ago

clay cross

I personally think my cock is a ugly little thing

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ugly cocks are the ones where we’ve never spoken and we get a message with cock pics or it’s their profile pic

Cocks are only appealing when there’s a attraction and connection to the person attached to said cock…

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

Been told I have a sexy cock haha

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"If the general consenses of women here is true. No cock is ugly. Only the man it's attached to is if she doesn't fancy your mind.

Oh some are. I wouldn’t message and tell them that though. That would just be mean. "

Mean enough to complain about eating your chips though,

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