FabSwingers.com forum: A radical idea

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I've been thinking, bear with me. See the whole fab double standards thing? As in, men get slagged off for existing, women are awesome goddesses even if they kick puppies? How about... We just don't do that? Cos us, the people on fab, are the ones who make it happen

Men could try not flattering women cos they have their pretty bums out. Women could try not rolling their eyes. We could just speak to each other like people rather than pieces of meat? I don't mean everyone has to be nicey nice. Just cut through the shit.

Who's with me?!

P.S. I'm aware this is pie in the sky. But I like pie.

Mrs TMN x

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I don’t kick puppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like pie too. Apple?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well as it's a woman who started this thread.

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol jokes, fully agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For this to happen we need the below 2 things.

1. Men not to fawn over every female going. Never gonna happe.

2. Women not to be total bitches. I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For this to happen we need the below 2 things.

1. Men not to fawn over every female going. Never gonna happe.

2. Women not to be total bitches. I'm out.

Thank fuck that bitch is out of here. I might get to actually have sex with a few of the guys here rather than just sharing horror stories.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't do that! You are all fair game for me to be brutal or sweet to. My focus is solely on the situation that is presented to me, not the person - I will make adjustments but none is based upon sex/gender/a fine bair of boobs.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bill Bryson wrote about dogs so small you want to kick them. Not because you have anything in the slightest against the dog, simply out of pure intellectual curiosity as to how far you could kick them.

Realise I may not be squarely addressing the central point of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right? "

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do chat, mostly about cake tho.its just difficult for me to tolerate dickheads

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Bill Bryson wrote about dogs so small you want to kick them. Not because you have anything in the slightest against the dog, simply out of pure intellectual curiosity as to how far you could kick them.

Realise I may not be squarely addressing the central point of the thread."

It's worth a punt

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

Prob should get your wife to do it for you. Fucking failure.

Then when she fails she won't be a fucking failure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

Prob should get your wife to do it for you. Fucking failure.

Then when she fails she won't be a fucking failure "

She posted once on the forums. Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For this to happen we need the below 2 things.

1. Men not to fawn over every female going. Never gonna happe.

2. Women not to be total bitches. I'm out.

Thank fuck that bitch is out of here. I might get to actually have sex with a few of the guys here rather than just sharing horror stories.

Well if you stop having sex with them they wouldn't have the horror stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Once upon a time......

In a land far far away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled "

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs."

Have you been drinking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs.

Have you been drinking??"

I’m still poorly. I’m not thinking straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'd like that.

Can you imagine, a whole new revolution that began right here on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never kicked a puppy in my life. Sheep on the other hand i lost a beautiful shoe up ones ass.

Im nice to everyone. I love all the people. You and you and you and you. Mwah. Mwah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs.

Have you been drinking??

I’m still poorly. I’m not thinking straight."

I was worried for a second.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs.

Have you been drinking??

I’m still poorly. I’m not thinking straight."

Got a cold? Because you didn't wear a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right?

Can**

I’m clearly not doing this right

He's cancelled

I agree because you have sort of alright boobs.

Have you been drinking??

I’m still poorly. I’m not thinking straight.

Got a cold? Because you didn't wear a scarf"

Why did I read that to the tune of we buy any car?

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right? "

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've been thinking, bear with me. See the whole fab double standards thing? As in, men get slagged off for existing, women are awesome goddesses even if they kick puppies? How about... We just don't do that? Cos us, the people on fab, are the ones who make it happen

Who's with me?!

P.S. I'm aware this is pie in the sky. But I like pie.

Mrs TMN x"

Gets my vote

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By *annybrowneyesMan
over a year ago

Waterloo

It's a wonderful day for pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody mentioned cake....what kinda cake we talking about?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Nah stick with the sarcasim and ruthless shit is my call....we all have breaks on the naughty step

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Nah stick with the sarcasim and ruthless shit is my call....we all have breaks on the naughty step "

Some more than others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody mentioned cake....what kinda cake we talking about? "
no nobody mentioned cake..Jaffa cakes maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...bear ...puppies ...bums ...meat ...shit ...pie "

This is an interesting thread, but shouldn't the shit come after the pie, or are you making room for the pie?

(*I don't fancy kicking a bear, and the last person who tried to kick my dog was made well aware what might happen to them if they connected).

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lovely sentiment... Can't see it happening.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Nah stick with the sarcasim and ruthless shit is my call....we all have breaks on the naughty step

Some more than others

Don't know who your referring to Em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can’t simp, I’m not in.

FaF OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody mentioned cake....what kinda cake we talking about? no nobody mentioned cake..Jaffa cakes maybe

Now I'm not going to get into the cake/biscuits debate with a mysterious stranger

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I like the idea, OP.

I avoid all puppy kickers anyway, including their bums. But if I like your bum, I might still tell you - is that allowed?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

I absolutely adore pie….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody mentioned cake....what kinda cake we talking about? no nobody mentioned cake..Jaffa cakes maybe

Now I'm not going to get into the cake/biscuits debate with a mysterious stranger"
ohh..ok carrot cake then

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I like the idea, OP.

I avoid all puppy kickers anyway, including their bums. But if I like your bum, I might still tell you - is that allowed?"
me I like your bum, is that allowed?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I like the idea, OP.

I avoid all puppy kickers anyway, including their bums. But if I like your bum, I might still tell you - is that allowed? me I like your bum, is that allowed?"

Em, you're going to get me in trouble for breaking the OP's rules - but I like your bum. A lot.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sounds good to me

p.s. what I wouldn’t give for some cherry pie and vanilla ice cream right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the optimism OP, but a lot of people will say stuff to suit their own agenda and further themselves as they see this place as a competition (which I get) and would happily chop and change their opinions accordingly.

Oh, and a slice of cherry pie would go down a treat right now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Speak to each other like we're people sounds like an excellent tip

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Did somebody mention boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a sweet/fruit pie?

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By *akbearMan
over a year ago

Newbury

I'll eat some of that pie!!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Never gonna happen! B nice though x

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I think this is an interesting topic - when you say flattering, do you mean physical features only (aka piece of meat) or in general? Because it's a shame how genuine compliments (not necessarily physical) are taken to be insincere on here - speaking as someone who's not a fab vet. I like expressing attraction with words, especially because I'm not as good as doing that with touch/IRL, but that doesn't mean I don't care about the person. In fact, my favourite conversations on here haven't involved any sex/dirty talk at all - although I still like to remind people if there's a quality about them I like if it comes up during conversation. For example, if it's a reasoned response on some topic, I could say they're smart, or if they tell me about how they helped someone, I could say they're kind. Yes, sometimes, I could say you look great, etc. but that's because I'm actually thinking it. I like that, and I hope I can continue doing that!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Honestly though, I don't really see that many men being over-criticised on here for just being 'men'! At least not all *that* much.

I do see lots of clearly-exaggerated complaints about "x can't even happen" or "men do x and.." It's just not fair etc.

But some men really will moan and moan and moan and moan. About anything. We all know it, it's just a fact. And in today's clime? It's a given, and it appears in almost every thread.

I do see both women and men getting rather 'gushed' on a fair amount (though it can be hard to tell) but that goes with the territory I think. I actually don't come here to flirt or score really - I'm just using Fab and like a good forum every now and again.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ah Mrs TMN. I love you and I love this idea. But let's just have pie because it ain't ever gonna happen.

And now I feel bad for pissing on your chips of optimism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creampies

Apple pies

Or pork pies….

It’ll determine my stance on the subject.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"For this to happen we need the below 2 things.

1. Men not to fawn over every female going. Never gonna happe.

2. Women not to be total bitches. I'm out."

Honestly? 90% of the battle is done with number 1. Probably don't need number 2... that'd just be bonus cake.

Love the sentiment, though, TC. Your heart's in the right place.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If I say I'm with you - would that be because I think you have a pretty bum?

Ok I'm not with you at all, I disagree entirely with everything you said and will ever say.

Christ it's so hard being a man, damned if I do - damned if I don't.

I mean I am pretty sure I just go off the content, but what if people think I am fawning, because she has a nice bum? Did I even look at her ass?

Oh hang on, I don't give a shit. Ahhh peace again, phew close.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"All the women above are pricks and all the men below can’t fuck off. Am I doing this right? "

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh I'd like that.

Can you imagine, a whole new revolution that began right here on Fab.

Up the revolution! I'll be there with placards. Not a euphemism.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Nah stick with the sarcasim and ruthless shit is my call....we all have breaks on the naughty step "

Oh I'm good with that, Ghandi. Just not the disingenuous bollocks.

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I like the idea, OP.

I avoid all puppy kickers anyway, including their bums. But if I like your bum, I might still tell you - is that allowed?"

Umm, of course - don't just be agreeing with everything I say cos you think that, though!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Speak to each other like we're people sounds like an excellent tip

It's my golden fab rule, no bullshit.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I like pie too. Apple? "
and blackberries?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I like the idea, OP.

I avoid all puppy kickers anyway, including their bums. But if I like your bum, I might still tell you - is that allowed?

Umm, of course - don't just be agreeing with everything I say cos you think that, though! "

Of course not, OP. Oh, and cute bum, btw.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I used to have a Cherry Pie T-shirt. Got in trouble for wearing it to school on non-uniform day.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Any cake left or am I too late??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Oh I'd like that.

Can you imagine, a whole new revolution that began right here on Fab.

Up the revolution! I'll be there with placards. Not a euphemism. "

I've got my green, purple and white sash handy

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