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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: What type of eater are you?

Do you scoff with alarming gusto in a manner not entirely dissimilarly to a ravenous beast or else are you a more leisurely, methodical eater, savouring your food and satiating you taste buds?

Do you adhere to strict table etiquette (correct usage of your utensils, no elbows on the table and chewing with your mouth closed etc?)

If affirmative to the above, do you become vexated by others not displaying similarly due manners?

Pray tell, please do reveal all my fine people

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

No, but I am, on occasion, vexed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the correct cutlery but that’s about it. Mrs holds her fork in the wrong hand so she’s basically a savage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just cold bean juice for me

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I use the correct cutlery but that’s about it. Mrs holds her fork in the wrong hand so she’s basically a savage."

Ahhhh….about the holding the fork in the wrong hand….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Just cold bean juice for me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use the correct cutlery but that’s about it. Mrs holds her fork in the wrong hand so she’s basically a savage.

Ahhhh….about the holding the fork in the wrong hand…. "

It used to really bug me but I’m used to it now. It still doesn’t look right when she’s cutting a steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a man sees me eat he generally never wants to see me again.

Make of that what you will.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"After a man sees me eat he generally never wants to see me again.

Make of that what you will."

Are we talking toddler in a high chair style table manners?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm a gobbler.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm a gobbler."

I’m a fast eater too.

If you’ve ever watched nature footage of a crocodile gulping down its prey….well, you get the idea

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have the etiquette of a feral dog.

I have been known to snarl, growl and even snap at people who have got too close to my plate.

I use the term plate metaphorically.

If I a willing to share my food with you then it is love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a really slow eater, I'm sure some find it annoying.

I enjoy good food, etiquette and company.

Food can be like sex for me, more ritual than routine.

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