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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Inspired by the fabulous John Wick who uses jars of peanut butter for his.

What can you find around the house that would give that fabulous sucking feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a good flash light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s go ‘Inbetweeners’ style…..grab a big handful of wafer slices ham.

Add your own ‘Mayo’

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Let’s go ‘Inbetweeners’ style…..grab a big handful of wafer slices ham.

Add your own ‘Mayo’ "

Not brown sauce?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I make a good flash light "

But you're not in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by the fabulous John Wick who uses jars of peanut butter for his.

What can you find around the house that would give that fabulous sucking feeling? "

Wouldn’t that only work for anal…?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Inspired by the fabulous John Wick who uses jars of peanut butter for his.

What can you find around the house that would give that fabulous sucking feeling?

Wouldn’t that only work for anal…?"

I said peanut butter, not a tin of sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty Pringles can, fill with a soft and springy bread dough.

Have I been thinking about this subject too much I wonder.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Jam jar filled with raw liver

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Empty Pringles can, fill with a soft and springy bread dough.

Have I been thinking about this subject too much I wonder. "

What size Pringle can? Asking for a friend

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Jam jar filled with raw liver "

Warmed first, or do you like that fridge-cold shock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Empty Pringles can, fill with a soft and springy bread dough.

Have I been thinking about this subject too much I wonder.

What size Pringle can? Asking for a friend "

In my case, the lunchbox size

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Pringles tube, 2 sponges, and a disposable glove.

I'd like to forget the trauma over how I know this. Thanks for bringing it up to remind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make a good flash light

But you're not in my house "

It’s ok I have a magic teleporter be there soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boxing glove and a pack of lard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boxing glove and a pack of lard"

Ooft!

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Seriously? They are only £15 from Amazon and come with a separate silicone chamber where the vibrating egg goes into and has 21 different vibration settings... I've never heard so much squelching and pleasure moans in all my life! Deffo essential in your sex toy box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn a hot water bottle inside out over an empty kitchen roll tube. Cover the sides with lumpy custard and set in the fridge overnight. Put in the microwave for 30 seconds and shag that thing until your hearts content.

Thank me later boys.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Pringles tube, 2 sponges, and a disposable glove.

I'd like to forget the trauma over how I know this. Thanks for bringing it up to remind me"

Does it matter which side of the sponge you use? Would the scourer side be ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago I do know of an enterprising chap who experimented with a rolled pork joint, inspired by looking through the windows of the local nurses hostel..

Pretty sure he's on a list now..

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I reckon a freshly opened jusrol cinnamon swirl tube would be just the job for this

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

In full blue Peter style.

An old washing up liquid bottle,some sticky backed plastic and some fuzzy felt and uhu glue

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"In full blue Peter style.

An old washing up liquid bottle,some sticky backed plastic and some fuzzy felt and uhu glue "

But please don't try this at home...

... because all NHS Ambulance Services and A&E Departments are overstretched and not coping under the (lava)Tory government.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Pringles tube, 2 sponges, and a disposable glove.

I'd like to forget the trauma over how I know this. Thanks for bringing it up to remind me

Does it matter which side of the sponge you use? Would the scourer side be ok? "

I'd not tried it, but I expect the scourer side would rip the glove... Among other things.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Your own hand a big dollop lube. Failing that, someone else's hand and a big dollop of lube.

Gbat

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Rusty baked bean can filled with brillo pads?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"In full blue Peter style.

An old washing up liquid bottle,some sticky backed plastic and some fuzzy felt and uhu glue

But please don't try this at home...

... because all NHS Ambulance Services and A&E Departments are overstretched and not coping under the (lava)Tory government.

"

No-one would be that stupid..... would they?

Public service announcement.

Don't shag an empty washing up liquid bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a ripe peach is a classic, surely?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A mincer

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By *hawn ScottMan
over a year ago

london Brixton

Always wanted to try a fleshlight or something similar to see what it feels like.

Not like you can borrow someone's for the night!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"Jam jar filled with raw liver

Warmed first, or do you like that fridge-cold shock? "

Warmed..im not a pervert

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A mincer "

Not many people have one of those, which makes it fairly impractical sadly

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"a ripe peach is a classic, surely?"

Would you remove the stone first or let the little guy play Russian Roulette?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I’m sure I’ve seen someone Indian guy making one out of a plastic beaker some balloons, it would take too long for me to type the instructions but it might be worth a go . I think I’d need to lube it up though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A marigold, a tea towel, a few lacky bands and some ky jelly

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I’m sure I’ve seen someone Indian guy making one out of a plastic beaker some balloons, it would take too long for me to type the instructions but it might be worth a go . I think I’d need to lube it up though haha"

Can’t remember if it was on u tube or blue Peter . Same thing these days I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pringles tube, 2 sponges, and a disposable glove.

I'd like to forget the trauma over how I know this. Thanks for bringing it up to remind me"

Lol, don’t forget something to lube it up with hehe

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