FabSwingers.com forum: Breaking News... Pope Resigns

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

BBC,,,, reporting unconfirmed claims the Pope has handed his notice in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBC,,,, reporting unconfirmed claims the Pope has handed his notice in!!!"

Damn I was hoping it was Rafa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They are saying the last one not to go the distance, was way back in the thirteenth century !!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

He wants to put his feet up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's resigned ahead of fresh allegations of getting one of his cardinals to take some speeding points.

Those popemobiles can shift mind.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He wants to put his feet up lol"
That could be true, maybe he has run out of red leather loafers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth "
heres me thinking it was Mariah Carey!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth heres me thinking it was Mariah Carey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's God tied up for the day then sorting out his P45 and final BACS payment... He had lieu time accrued for working Christmas as well, so old popeys pay packet will be loaded! Can't blame him for quitting, but left Catholicism in the shit what with Easter being early this year.... Still, he may work 'freelance', who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be interesting to find the reasons for resignation. Hopefully we will get the truth and its not something mundane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg omg omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hope they install the new one with a big enough pair of balls to accept culpability for all the church-led atrocities that have come to light in recent years and to make sure those who are guilty face the courts with the full condemnation of his church..

I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope they install the new one with a big enough pair of balls to accept culpability for all the church-led atrocities that have come to light in recent years and to make sure those who are guilty face the courts with the full condemnation of his church..

I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!.

not gonna happen

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wonder if he is on 3 months or 6 months notice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this true? I was under the impression that the job was for the rest of one's life and that resigning wasn't an option. It's akin to saying, "Erm, I not as Godly as I was when I accepted the position."

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Is this true? I was under the impression that the job was for the rest of one's life and that resigning wasn't an option. It's akin to saying, "Erm, I not as Godly as I was when I accepted the position."

Bbc news reporting that he gone by end of month, sure Dan Brown will get another book out of it all

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Looks to 100% true.

It was always possible he'd seek to pass on the jackboots of the fisherman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if he'll give me his Pope-mobile when he's done?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if he is on 3 months or 6 months notice !"

Looks like its just a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite unprecedented in the modern era. I think we need the Scooby Doo team to investigate.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

Have there been any reports of him feeling a little queer lately ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this statement from Joe ratzinger says it all "In today's world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith."

The internet has questioned and enlightened the world towards religion like never before. Hopefully the demise of these silly failth's that have de-humanised and destroyed so many will be bad chapter in the history of mankind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The implication from the statement is that he may be suffering from dementia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So someone gets the job of God's Representative on Earth and they don't fancy it? Fuck me. Can I apply?

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall

I'll take over, how hard can it be ? Get driven around in a car with huge windows, wave at people, smile a bit and then turn a blind eye to all the sexual abuse going on within the protection of the church.

Lovely jublie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently he's rumoured to already have signed up for the up and coming new Ant n Dec show; "I used to be God's representative on earth, Get Me Outta Here!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha,,,I think Ex MP Ann Widdecombe, must have been at the communion wine this morning….!.

She just gave a mini rollicking to a news reporter for even suggesting the Pope involves himself with church politics…….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who is the poop?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

is he poorly ?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Who Cares !

Damned sure I don't

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok can you leave the child abuse" jokes" out of it...as they really are not funny and against site rules.

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall

Who said child abuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those years of people kissing his ring have clearly caught up with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The implication from the statement is that he may be suffering from dementia."

never been a problem for previous incumbents

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Who said child abuse ? "

The people who's posts I removed.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!.

Pipedream, and I doubt the majority of Catholics would want it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just thinking of who id like to apply for the vacant post.....

Keith Lemon...."Happy Easter..Bang Tidy"!!!!

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall

"Who said child abuse ?

The people who's posts I removed."
ok sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC."

More breaking news - Roman Abramovich has already sacked him just to be on the safe side

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall

Mrs Brown for pope !! Yay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC."

he's not that desperate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder if itll affect the celtic match..

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

well he is 85 years old and may want to do something else with what is left of his life although usually they tend to die in this job rather than resign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC.

he's not that desperate.."

Roman? Yeah he is.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I suspect ill health of some sort.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"I suspect ill health of some sort."

My thoughts exactly.....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Its just been announced the The Holy Father had resigned ahead of being named the new manager of Chelsea FC.

he's not that desperate..

Roman? Yeah he is."

Roman's deluded..

surprised he has'nt set up his own league so he can win it every year..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I suspect ill health of some sort.

My thoughts exactly....."

tend to agree, to go so suddenly and with no leaks of it leads in that direction..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few funny comments and few in bad taste.

Long and short is that Religion has been instrumental in shaping the world. Quite often in a negative way, but quite often in a positive way. Yes there is a dark past to Catholicism, but surely focusing on a brighter future is more important?

Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy.

Ps no I'm not Catholic !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dave Allan would’ve had a field day today….

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

one persons bad taste is anothers humour..

will ever be thus..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read he lost his job at a game of poker. That's what you get for playing with the illuminati I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Few funny comments and few in bad taste.

Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy.

Ps no I'm not Catholic !

A bright future? I struggle to comprehend an organisation that puts itself above the welfare of children in it's care.

It should have all it's buildings raised to the ground and all it's priests jailed as they are all complicit if they continue to do nothing to stop what has been going on for centuries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone."

To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha,,,I think Ex MP Ann Widdecombe, must have been at the communion wine this morning….!.

She just gave a mini rollicking to a news reporter for even suggesting the Pope involves himself with church politics…….!.

Widdecombe's the kind of religious nutter who gives religious nutters a bad name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth "
here's me thinking it was the wife

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"think the pope has to be one of the most pampered people on earth here's me thinking it was the wife "

he has a wife..

there's the reason then..

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

" Few funny comments and few in bad taste.

Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy.

Ps no I'm not Catholic !

Seldom in a positive way.

There's no future for organised religion. It ain't just about the Catholics. They're all as bad as each other - give or take a bit.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone.

To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member."

Ah widnae haud yer breath.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You know the economy is bad when even God is laying people off

(thanks Sickipedia)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone.

To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member.

Ah widnae haud yer breath."

latin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had to resign as he's been caught selling donkey meat to findus.

Besides that it's his turn to be in The Sugababes

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Didn't want it in the first place....he just wanted to win the vote!

Please be a scandal why he's left... I want at least 3 nuns involved...

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

".........

Ah widnae haud yer breath.

latin?"

Fraid not. I struggle with English and Scots. Latin's beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brilliant news if true. Another paid liar in fancy dress gone.

To be replaced by another paid liar in fancy dress. Though hopefully the next one might be slightly more liberal than the current homophobic, mysoginistic former Hitler Youth member.

Ah widnae haud yer breath."

And that's the scariest part. He'll be replaced by someone equally morally reprehensible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on. If the pope is God and his voice on earth, does that mean that at least for the time between him retiring and a new pope sworn in, there would be conclusively no God?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"You know the economy is bad when even God is laying people off

(thanks Sickipedia)"
That made me chuckle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Hang on. If the pope is God and his voice on earth, does that mean that at least for the time between him retiring and a new pope sworn in, there would be conclusively no God?"
You forgot St Peter.

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall

"Hang on. If the pope is God and his voice on earth, does that mean that at least for the time between him retiring and a new pope sworn in, there would be conclusively no God?"
oh no ! What shall we do ? Run around like headless chickens ?

Maybe if there is no god for a period of time people will stop killing in the name of him for a while ?

Watch this space............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, what would happen is that the church would come up with an overly complicated work-around excuse that relies totally on faith and the absence of any proof at all.

Silly me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, what would happen is that the church would come up with an overly complicated work-around excuse that relies totally on faith and the absence of any proof at all.

Silly me..."

He;s German, what do you expect...cant succeed at anything.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

".........

Ah widnae haud yer breath.

latin?

Fraid not. I struggle with English and Scots. Latin's beyond me."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves? "

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Few funny comments and few in bad taste.

Many people will be indifferent to the news, but it is newsworthy.

Ps no I'm not Catholic !

Seldom in a positive way.

There's no future for organised religion. It ain't just about the Catholics. They're all as bad as each other - give or take a bit."

So all the Christian aid across the world is negative ? Don't confuse the infrastructure with the goodwill of many. Besides what exactly does modern day Britain promote aside from self indulgence ? Atheist or believer, Christian values promote kindness and better ways. Why do so many feel such ways are something to ridicule ?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

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I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

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I am so fed up with these "look at me and my legs" threads...;-)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,

Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Unconfirmed reports say he was caught shitting in the woods.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I am so fed up with these "look at me and my legs" threads...;-)"

pah,,, says you flashing ya lovely pins with reckless abandon....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,

Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!

The pope does have his own confessor.

I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.

Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?

(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,

Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!

The pope does have his own confessor.

I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.

Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?

(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)"
OMG don't encourage Soxy... he ll be offering to listen to our confessions next...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,

Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!

The pope does have his own confessor.

I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.

Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?

(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)OMG don't encourage Soxy... he ll be offering to listen to our confessions next...

Thanks to your encouragement he already is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He feels he is too old to continue apparently I wonder what strenuous exercise being the pope involves?

Squat thrusts, stretching out the gusset on them thick tights he wears under that frock,,,,,

hey,,, seriously you need to keep the air circulating otherwise it can become a tad moist under there… ….

I cannot imagine you in that costume. Are you speaking from experience?

Noooo Affro.... Mine would have a much short hemline way above the knee….!.

I bet all that heavy brocade can play havoc within the vestibules and confession box

Oo'er... now there's a point !,,,,,,

Who does the pope give his confession too... eh!

The pope does have his own confessor.

I imagine it will now be a similar situation as if he'd died - though slightly less pressure since they still have a sitting pope.

Wonder if he gets to vote as part of the college of cardinals?

(ps soxy, I see you more in all that cardinal scarlet than papal white)"

Ah ok… thanks ,,, that’s explains that,,,,,,,

But here’s a thing,,,, ?

So if the Pope give a confession to his confessor which contains something so controversial that the confessor feels overwhelmingly compelled to confess his knowledge of this deed to admonish himself from contrition ….

Who’s he gonna call…. Pope-busters?

Oh btw,,,Yeah your right ,,,, the Scarlet would be more in keeping with the amount of time I spend on the bottom….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He resigned so to make himself available to take the Chelsea vacancy in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d also like to see whoever gets his job to have a modern-day attitude contraception and abortion….!.

Perfectly put soxy, I totally agree

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've missed so much news... who knew Pope's could still resign? What's a Papal Pension?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Speculation on a black Pope next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've missed so much news... who knew Pope's could still resign? What's a Papal Pension?"

The Catholic Church has never paid a PAPAL Pension before.

Wonder if its index linked though.

Does he get free lodgings in the Vatican to go with it.

So many questions, makes you wonder how long they actually thought an 85 year old was going to carry on though.

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

They should make the popes job hereditary that would sort lots of problems out

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"They should make the popes job hereditary that would sort lots of problems out

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe he and Liz are planning to elope and have a couples profile on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBC,,,, reporting unconfirmed claims the Pope has handed his notice in!!!"

Im not catholic and dont concern myself with whats happening at the top so to speak.I will say tho....

This pope doesnt seem to do much....The one before him was out and about and seemed a nice guy....this one seems to have been hiding himself away most of the time. so maybe its a good idea if he goes.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"He wants to put his feet up lol"

And relax with a long glass of cool popesy cola..

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"They should make the popes job hereditary that would sort lots of problems out

Brill

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