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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Custard creams?

They're always clogging up the biscuit barrel and then you have to rummage for the good ones.

Life is sent to test us.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

In an emergency they'll do very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re alright but I’d rather have a chocolate hobnob.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

By themselves? A horror show.

Through the alchemy of civilisation* they become wonder incarnate.

(* Dipped in tea.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, although never a first choice

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

No. They make me gag a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I need bulk biscuits then yes, but only dunked in cold milk….

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By *alsam1Couple
over a year ago

Caister

Delish but not my favourite.

Chocolate hob knobs pls

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By *het 345Man
over a year ago

Preston

Not a big biscuit fan but I don't mind a custard cream

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"In an emergency they'll do very well "

See now that's wisdom, manage one's expectations.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"By themselves? A horror show.

Through the alchemy of civilisation* they become wonder incarnate.

(* Dipped in tea.)"

Marry me... Our wedding cake will be made out of Custard Creams served with tea...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Custard creams?

They're always clogging up the biscuit barrel and then you have to rummage for the good ones.

Life is sent to test us."

No... Same as those nice biscuits

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

In moderation yes as I find they become overly sweet after a while and knacker your brew.

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"They’re alright but I’d rather have a chocolate hobnob."

Wouldn't we all. Story of my life - I feel you, so relatable.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

I do like them. I enjoy separating the component parts and eating separately. However. My favourites are ginger nuts ! Any i mean the biscuits before anyone suggests otherwise.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Bloody love them, they're my favourite biscuit !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard creams..

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Yes bloody yes, van biscuit of choice

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Bloody love them, they're my favourite biscuit !"

Might have to rethink if I'll talk to you again after this comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er yes!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

If there are no other biscuits in the house then we will eat them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh Gawd yes! I love them

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bloody love them, they're my favourite biscuit !

Might have to rethink if I'll talk to you again after this comment

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

...not particularly no,much better biscuits about

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By *oomboom67Man
over a year ago

Rockdale

I like gingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them!

I like to pull them apart. I have a way of eating them too....

I pull it apart, the lick the cream off the one half. Once it's all off, I'll eat the biscuit bit. The other half I'll dip in my coffee and eat.

Jess xx

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

I believe this to be the correct answer.

(Though generally I'd go for the crisps first)

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love them!

I like to pull them apart. I have a way of eating them too....

I pull it apart, the lick the cream off the one half. Once it's all off, I'll eat the biscuit bit. The other half I'll dip in my coffee and eat.

Jess xx"

Well you made it sound sexy, but I just stared imagining the same with a bourbon or an Oreo.

Do you use your teeth when you devour the cream?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

one of my fav,

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh Gawd yes! I love them

Ok I guess some people do like them.

It's not a nationwide conspiracy to piss me off afterall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re ok but I prefer bourbons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite. End of

Good tongue practice splitting the biscuit and licking out the filling !!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yep. Love 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them!

I like to pull them apart. I have a way of eating them too....

I pull it apart, the lick the cream off the one half. Once it's all off, I'll eat the biscuit bit. The other half I'll dip in my coffee and eat.

Jess xx

Well you made it sound sexy, but I just stared imagining the same with a bourbon or an Oreo.

Do you use your teeth when you devour the cream? "

I'm not sure whether to take this as an insult?

Of course there are no teeth marks on the cream. Just plenty of lip and tongue action to get it all off. Bourbons and Oreos are as yummy, but you'd rather not know about that, right?

xx Jess

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Custard creams?

They're always clogging up the biscuit barrel and then you have to rummage for the good ones.

Life is sent to test us."
nope don't eat them

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I love them!

I like to pull them apart. I have a way of eating them too....

I pull it apart, the lick the cream off the one half. Once it's all off, I'll eat the biscuit bit. The other half I'll dip in my coffee and eat.

Jess xx

Well you made it sound sexy, but I just stared imagining the same with a bourbon or an Oreo.

Do you use your teeth when you devour the cream?

I'm not sure whether to take this as an insult?

Of course there are no teeth marks on the cream. Just plenty of lip and tongue action to get it all off. Bourbons and Oreos are as yummy, but you'd rather not know about that, right?

xx Jess

I get that a lot. It's a natural talent.

I admit it is a curiously indulgent image you've created there. Is it possible to know, without experiencing?

Dare I delve into such depravity? I may never be able to look at an Oreo the same way again?

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By *uriousCat69Woman
over a year ago

Harrow

I'm gonna get a lot of grief for this but I like most biscuits just not the cream. I scrape all the cream out of any biscuit I eat, and yes even oreos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Yep love custard creams.

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Yep love custard creams."

I knew you were too good to be true!

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

If thats all that's left , then they will do. But I prefer a chocolate hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're the ones you give to guests you don't really like. Same as giving them a tub of Quality Street for Christmas

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Can't say I'm a huge fan, but I'll take one over a Bourbon any day.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Yep love custard creams.

I knew you were too good to be true!"

That's me!!

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"They're the ones you give to guests you don't really like. Same as giving them a tub of Quality Street for Christmas

I actually like quality street.

Thinking about it - I get a lot of them for Christmas...

I guess being a dickhead pays.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll custard your creams!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd hope not.

They must keep making them for a reason though.

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons "

Bought myself a pack of bourbons today

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

Bought myself a pack of bourbons today

Haven’t had a bourbon or custard cream since moving out. Both are nostalgic for me

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I'll custard your creams!

Any time sweet cheeks

I love a dessert party. No carrot cake though that can fuck right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Custard creams?

They're always clogging up the biscuit barrel and then you have to rummage for the good ones.

Life is sent to test us."

I like them……there, I said it!

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

As BTO said "any biscuit is a good biscuit, so I'll take wat I can get!"

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By *ringMeToLifeWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

They’re the best ones. I love that they’re unpopular tho cos that makes them the cheapest ones

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I quite like them

Em x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I quite like them

Em x"

I knew you were a wrongun like me

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I want a hob nob instead

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not me

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Custard creams?

They're always clogging up the biscuit barrel and then you have to rummage for the good ones.

Life is sent to test us."

Please send them to us then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does this thread keep coming up on fab? CC are the basest level of biscuit. A staple alongside a Hob Nob and a bourbon cream. Just don't dunk them. Dunking freaks.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Oreos are just custard creams and bourbon buscuits love child, yet the are held in such a higher regard

Me, I’ve always preferred the underdog. CC for me

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

I believe this to be the correct answer.

(Though generally I'd go for the crisps first)"

I’d like to point out this is not a shared view

Custard creams forever

Ms C

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

I believe this to be the correct answer.

(Though generally I'd go for the crisps first)

I’d like to point out this is not a shared view

Custard creams forever

Ms C"

I just love the fact a thread about biscuits got resurrected.

Ok my views on custard creams have changed. I have seen the light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do if there is nothing else left to eat and I need a sugar fix.

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By *olinOfBathMan
over a year ago

Corsham

Who buys a type of biscuit that they don't really like...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delish but not my favourite.

Chocolate hob knobs pls"

Now we are talking

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons

I believe this to be the correct answer.

(Though generally I'd go for the crisps first)

I’d like to point out this is not a shared view

Custard creams forever

Ms C

I just love the fact a thread about biscuits got resurrected.

Ok my views on custard creams have changed. I have seen the light."

I’m so happy you have seen the error of your ways

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By *ansoffate OP Man
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Who buys a type of biscuit that they don't really like...?"

Wrong'uns Colin

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I'll custard your creams!

Nobody had mentioned playing soggy biscuit!!

You just had to lower the tone !

Didn’t you ?eh?

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By *obshortMan
over a year ago

Cork

"I quite like them, but I do prefer bourbons "

Me to, with a tea or coffee.

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