FabSwingers.com forum: The Gherkin and Pickled Egg Matchmaking Thread

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yep, Cupid here reporting for duty once again my good folks

I haven’t done one of these for a while but if you recall, science is the name of the game here my fine people.

Yes indeed, my foolproof matchmaking threads have previously got you all bonking like deranged beasts….possibly.

Anyhoo, what do you do?

Simply list which you prefer, Gherkins, pickled eggs or ‘neither’ if the mere mention of these fine delicacies renders you reaching (you bloody philistine, you!)

Next, list your personal favourite sexual position.

Now simply sit back and view everyone else’s answers…

See a match with exactly the same answers? - Well eeee by gum! - You are clearly soulmates and need to get jiggy in the boudoir pronto!

Over to you now my sexual seekers and may the force be with you

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Oh good lord gherkins 3

And any sexual position as long as there's skin to skin. Missionary whilst smooching is 10/10

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Neither

and

"bop it"

Good luck with me getting a match based upon that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be gherkins for me

Doggy position is a personal favourite

Though I’d never ever ever, combine the 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

And

That one where he’s behind you, you’re both kneeling, your back is to his front and you’re in control of the motion while his hand is on your clit and he’s biting your neck and his other hand is on your throat… yeah that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

Hard pounding doggy while I pull your hair and give your bum a cheeky spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Gherkins 100% (I can't eat eggs as I'm plant-based) - I like the vinegary taste.

Whatever the giving oral position is (does it have a name?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?"

We both like different positions too. We’re fucked

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Neither

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Gherkins.

The 3/4 position I call it. She is on her belly (ish) and one thigh bent up 90 degrees and my knee separates her legs and in he pops. If you can picture that well done pop pickers.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

[Removed by poster at 29/08/23 18:15:01]

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?

We both like different positions too. We’re fucked

Fear not - For science is my friend and it has just informed me that opposites attract

…..It has also asked me to ask you if you’d both consider introducing gherkins and pickled eggs as a sexual stimulus in your lovemaking? (A gherkin rubbed here, a pickled egg inserted there…)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither for me, gherkins for the wife. Do we need to separate?

We both like different positions too. We’re fucked

Fear not - For science is my friend and it has just informed me that opposites attract

…..It has also asked me to ask you if you’d both consider introducing gherkins and pickled eggs as a sexual stimulus in your lovemaking? (A gherkin rubbed here, a pickled egg inserted there…)

Protein added to sex? Where do I sign up?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Neither

Cowgirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither and nervous peacock

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Gherkins all the way !

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Gherkins.

And whatever it's called when it's not quite anal missionary and my legs are folded like a pretzel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gherkins, but only on my big Mac.

Favourite position? On my own, with my wand.

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

Pickled eggs are good, but curried pickled eggs are the best.

Cowgirl, forward or reverse.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Neither and cowgirl.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Neither and cowgirl.

I have matched with Nora. So long Beef, you pickle loving weirdo.

Jxx

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Neither and cowgirl.

I have matched with Nora. So long Beef, you pickle loving weirdo.

Jxx"

Haha. That’s fine by me!

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pickled Eggs

and

The one where she is lying on her side, you rest on your knees, straddle her lower leg,achieving penetration whilst her upper leg wraps around my back, pulling me in.

I expect zero matches based on the pickled eggs...

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Gherkins

Doggy

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Gherkins all the way !"

And doggy lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Gherkins

Doggy"

Snap

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Neither

And willy in the fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

Doggy, arse right up though and body flat to the bed, arms outstretched. With a hand grabbing my hair with all the filthy talk and a hard spanking!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Neither and cowgirl.

I have matched with Nora. So long Beef, you pickle loving weirdo.

Jxx"

Science for the win!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Gherkins

Doggy

Snap

Another match! See - this really works!

Science is a truly wonderful thing

P.S. I’m free to officiate at any subsequent weddings by the way…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Hate both.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Hate both. "

Oh and deepstick.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Gherkins

Doggy

Snap

Another match! See - this really works!

Science is a truly wonderful thing

P.S. I’m free to officiate at any subsequent weddings by the way…

I have to get a divorce first...

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I love gherkins!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Neither

And

I'm now aroused

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Neither

Hmm Doggy or Cowgirl I can't decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Neither and woman on top, cowgirl. Doggy holding her hair is also hot!

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Both and cowgirl

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