FabSwingers.com forum: Why haven't you met the poster above!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, why

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Too far away..

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

I'm not his type

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

And too hairy..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Distance and probably not what they’re after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him."

She only meets at clubs

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm shagging obi wan instead, don't want things to be awkward for him.

She only meets at clubs"

I know she thinks I’m sexy

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh"
lounge pants hurt my eyes

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm too tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like garlic too much to meet a vampire.

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire & london

Not sure but need to rectify that asap

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Every time I go to, I am mysteriously abducted by aliens…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Wish I could

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap"

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way. "

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."

Cuz I'm a Dave, they don't like Dave's

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."

He can call me whatever he wants

So I can't meet him because I would lose myself!

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Not my type

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave."

A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave.

A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army

I didn't even know he existed until now... might need to make a trip home soon.

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Not sure but need to rectify that asap

His arse doesn't look that good just so you know.

As for the poster above! Whomever they may be.

I'm a grump and unsociable and I like it that way.

I can’t pronounce his name so I’d have to call him Dave. I don’t want to meet a Dave.

A chance to meet I'd definitely be taking it.. And they do support the toon army

I didn't even know he existed until now... might need to make a trip home soon."

Fell free To come see Me

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Because I’m straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos he prefers yummy pussys

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Dam right

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Because Nope!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Cause I've never been to Scotland.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

He's from The Shire!

I ain't getting fucked by a hobbit!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Too hairy

Too far

Probably just not my type, dark chocolate men are my preference mainly xx

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

Because he’s never asked me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

Because he’s never asked me too

Playing hard to get

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

Because he’s never asked me too

Playing hard to get

He’s in the bath.

Oh, he lives in bath.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

Because he’s never asked me too

Playing hard to get

He’s in the bath.

Oh, he lives in bath.

He's too busy fiddling.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Distance

I could copy and paste that answer

Because he’s never asked me too

Playing hard to get

He’s in the bath.

Oh, he lives in bath.

Distance mainly! Else I’d have ridden him multiple times

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

Distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix.

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By *aribo_BangfasticMan
over a year ago

London

"Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix."

I reckon we would have had all the high fives if I was closer!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Because I’ve still not been to a club

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

"Because my wife has grown quite fond of her cervix.

I reckon we would have had all the high fives if I was closer!"

Woops my previous answer was for profile above you!

But you are suuuuuuuuper far away!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

No, excuse not too.. only a matter of distance..

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By *it4uMan
over a year ago

Brighton / SW France

Dunno, she looks worthy of meeting

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"Dunno, she looks worthy of meeting

2fit4me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Never fancied it

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Never fancied it

Never had the chance

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By *eteranSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Costa del Sol, Spain

Live too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never fancied it

Never had the chance

He's straight, I'm straight, He's in Gatwick, I'm in Glasgow.

I'd meet for a pint but, yanow, distance, preferences etc...

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"Live too far away"

Wrong country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live too far away"

Unfortunately they are too far away

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

They love to lick, i mean lick what?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"They love to lick, i mean lick what?

Because I don’t want to

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just a lack of good timing, really. We’ll meet up eventually. I’m patient.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not sure. Probably should.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Geography. And she probably has too much taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Live too far away"

I was at work when they visited Liverpool

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Because he skips leg day

Mrs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Because they don’t meet blokes, and Leeds is a long way to go for a knockback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he's playing hard to get

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Her name says it all really…

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

My loss

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because distance (and we don’t meet single guys, minor point)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Live too far away

I was at work when they visited Liverpool

Can't be arsed

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again "

Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again

Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug

I don’t know why we’ve not met yet

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again

Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug

I don’t know why we’ve not met yet

Not sure… maybe we should?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again

Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug

I don’t know why we’ve not met yet

Not sure… maybe we should? "

They bottled it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again

Because our boobies would clash if we were to hug

I don’t know why we’ve not met yet

Not sure… maybe we should?

They bottled it

Fuck right off

I’ll be back…

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.

The mr "

Because cunts don't meet.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Because even big Harold wouldn’t even touch the sides on that sphincter. Like throwing a pea down the channel tunnel.

The mr

Because cunts don't meet. "

Because she won't let me scissor the Mr tt

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because I'm a Tea drinker!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Because I'm a Tea drinker!"

Because legs are one of the most important part of the body

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By *ature male OldhamMan
over a year ago

Royton nr Oldham

Not met anyone...

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

I’m not meeting atm

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"I’m not meeting atm "

Sheila not meeting atm

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have no idea

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I have no idea "

Ah now I do, it’s because he’s in Gatwick

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too."
He's local, but we both like girls...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too."

Because he hasn’t run the bath yet

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.

Because he hasn’t run the bath yet

Because she is in her happy place

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.

Because he hasn’t run the bath yet

Because I'd nick her Dolly t-shirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Because we’re crazy about Daizy but we’re also very lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Devon’s a fucking long way from Glasgow. And I’m not into blokes, so there’s that too.

Because he hasn’t run the bath yet

Because I'd nick her Dolly t-shirt!"

Because she isn't looking for couples!

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By *ctualhungladMan
over a year ago

Preston

My loss

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"My loss"

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"My loss

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

Because she didn't ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My loss

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

Cuz my hips would be to much for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My loss

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

Cuz my hips would be to much for her "

I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My loss

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

Cuz my hips would be to much for her

I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping "

I can’t swim that far

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"My loss

Because my body's too bootylicious for him

Cuz my hips would be to much for her

I will when he sorts out flip flop shopping

I can’t swim that far "

Because I would need a few yellow pages to be able to kiss his mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a land far far away ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is good at hide and seek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't walk that far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any wollen jumpers

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Because I’m straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likewise

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha"

Because he uses the word "yummy"

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

The Land of Boo isn’t in my GPS.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Lol delicious? Tasty? Just perfect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer Immune tea to Brooke bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bromley is red light district

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"Straight"

Too far, but you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not into men

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Straight

Too far, but you never know"

Flights to Gatwick are just so bloody expensive

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Because I don't meet guys

But the lady above him certainly doesn't suit her name

Because I'd have to go to Glasgow again "

I'll make it worth your while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I am currently living in cloud coocooland... distance is far to great...

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By *talianabsMan
over a year ago

London

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No public transport to cuckooland

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"No public transport to cuckooland"

I'm not a couple.

And neither am I.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"No public transport to cuckooland

I'm not a couple.

And neither am I.

Because we still need to organise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No public transport to cuckooland

I'm not a couple.

And neither am I.

Because we still need to organise it

She's always off being naughty somewhere

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too far

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By *ornyscot777TV/TS
over a year ago

SCOTLAND

Too far and not looking for cd’s/tv’s

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

"Too far"

Not looking for guys

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Married

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm too old!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm too old!"

He’s been in hydeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS."

I wasn't that bad company

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers"

That's why!

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

That's why!

Also....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

That's why!

Also....

Probably should

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By *DM9012Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

That's why!

Also....

Probably should

Let's do it

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

That's why!

Also....

Probably should

Let's do it

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight

Em x"

She's never asked...

Jess xx

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I *have* met the poster above. FFS.

I wasn't that bad company

Won't meet smokers

That's why!

Also....

Probably should

Let's do it

Too far away "

I ain't a military guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight

Em x

She's never asked...

Jess xx"

We’ve never been formally introduced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't swim

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I can't swim

I don’t own a private jet to fly to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't swim

"
got no haggis

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By *imply realisticMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Awaiting an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awaiting an invite"

He's dirty and flirty....

xx J

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Awaiting for that invite xx

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By *untimeswithme69Man
over a year ago

London

Too sexy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To much fun for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t meet guys

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

I don't meet guys

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Far too local

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

Far to handsome for me

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

To straight and to far a way for me.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Far to handsome for me

You haven't seen my grid! You'd move further south!

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

"To straight and to far a way for me.

A little bit too far

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"To straight and to far a way for me.

A little bit too far"

No ink!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"To straight and to far a way for me.

A little bit too far

No ink!"

Doesn't like a blank canvas.

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By *20cplMan
over a year ago

Manchester

He was caught bumming a puffin

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"He was caught bumming a puffin"

I have an allergy to Wookies

Gbat

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"He was caught bumming a puffin

I have an allergy to Wookies

Gbat "

Distance!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No invitation.

Oh yes, and I'm not currently meeting

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"He was caught bumming a puffin"

This has lost me??

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason."

He's the other side of the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason.

He's the other side of the wall. "

Not been invited

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"^ She’s not currently meeting. So that’s a reason.

He's the other side of the wall.

Not been invited "

Because he is a MORON

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

He’s across the pond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are far too discerning to meet a scruff like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for "

She's not in Glasgow

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Because I'm not what they are looking for and I'm too far away.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

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By *scobar67Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Another one I'd have to get on a plane to Glasgow again for "

Why not kill 2 birds with one stone then mrs

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