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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t mind the little buggers, quite useful really. Except this one looks like it could tear my arm off and beat me to death with it. I fear sleep will evade me!

What do you wish you’d never seen, on your ceiling or otherwise?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Always remember that spiders are more scared of you than you are of them.

….unless it’s a Sydney Funnelweb of course, which have been known to actively chase after humans on sight(!!!) and whose bite is apparently both excruciating and potentially deadly and which is powerful enough to penetrate right through a finger nail(!!!)

Sweet dreams x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Ah spiders...

So many of us live in fear of them.

The best thing you can do is simply talk to the spider.

They're quite understanding when you treat them like an adult

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Evil eight legged bastards

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I love the juxtaposition of the last two posts

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Always remember that spiders are more scared of you than you are of them.

….unless it’s a Sydney Funnelweb of course, which have been known to actively chase after humans on sight(!!!) and whose bite is apparently both excruciating and potentially deadly and which is powerful enough to penetrate right through a finger nail(!!!)

Sweet dreams x "

Thank you soooo much

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I love the juxtaposition of the last two posts "

Have to say I agree with one more than the other!

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I love the juxtaposition of the last two posts

Have to say I agree with one more than the other! "

I’m going to guess at the latter? I am available, for a very modest fee, to turn up with a glass and a postcard - not a fan of the rolled up newspaper option

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I love the juxtaposition of the last two posts

Have to say I agree with one more than the other!

I’m going to guess at the latter? I am available, for a very modest fee, to turn up with a glass and a postcard - not a fan of the rolled up newspaper option "

good guess! I did have to get a spider out of the house the other day, I had to use a pint glass it just fit, the spider was huge! Sure they are getting bigger!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body .

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I love the juxtaposition of the last two posts

Have to say I agree with one more than the other!

I’m going to guess at the latter? I am available, for a very modest fee, to turn up with a glass and a postcard - not a fan of the rolled up newspaper option

good guess! I did have to get a spider out of the house the other day, I had to use a pint glass it just fit, the spider was huge! Sure they are getting bigger!!"

I tried that with this one, little f*cker tried to glass me! Told me it’s his room now and I’m on the sofa

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body ."

My soul would leave my body!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body .

My soul would leave my body!! "
mine did. I hate spiders.

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body ."

So now you have a house full of spiders all pissed off at you. Awesome

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body ."

You punched a pregnant spider!?

You monster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Umm try hitting a wolf spider with babies on their back. My vagina left my body .

You punched a pregnant spider!?

You monster!! "
lol when 500 hit your floor and scatter everywhere.i am going to slap the shit out of them.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

They are amazing creatures their design is quite fantastic.

Some are really cute.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's spider breeding season, so expect those palm sized monsters to be lurking in your homes, looking for rumpy pumpy

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Scared of spiders here too. Doesn't matter how big or small I don't like the scuttley way they move or the sudden abseiling towards you. I can spot one in a room even if it's tiny, much to the frustration of Mr who then has to remove it.

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By *inojCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Evil eight legged bastards "

Couldn't put it better myself !!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"They are amazing creatures their design is quite fantastic.

Some are really cute."

Jumping Spiders are my personal favourites; they are adorable looking.

If you put your finger near one they’ll sometimes hop on and use you as a means of impromptu transport

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By *valanche1001 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"It's spider breeding season, so expect those palm sized monsters to be lurking in your homes, looking for rumpy pumpy "

I knew it! I thought that web was spun to to say “FAF?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's spider breeding season, so expect those palm sized monsters to be lurking in your homes, looking for rumpy pumpy "

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