FabSwingers.com forum: A list of things we can irrevocably agree are *BAD*

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

can't agree with all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

can't agree with all of them"

Perhaps unsurprisingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to say it. The third one ain't too bad if she's wearing sexy stockings and telling me I've been a bad boy..... oops sorry, one too many beers tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love island.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

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By *tooveMan
over a year ago

belfast

Coldplay

Celtic

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mugging grannies

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Mate I'm not saying your list is 'bad' bad but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies "

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men"

I hope you’re not joking because I’m not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

- The sound of a school child attempting to play the recorder for the first time

- Having Norovirus and not quite making it to the toilet in time

- China deciding to do anal swabs for Covid for air passengers arriving a couple of years ago .. WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta"

Noooo not _ad nanna!! Granny crumpet would probably open a can of whoopass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

Noooo not _ad nanna!! Granny crumpet would probably open a can of whoopass

She’s from Dagenham. She’d probably have me up

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Eerrrmmm!! I was a Brosette!! Rude!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit.

If there’s any positives to be derived from this most regretful occurrence, I’m all ears…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancer

Children going hungry

Litter in the ocean

Pulling hair out the shower plug

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inadvertently stepping in dog shit.

If there’s any positives to be derived from this most regretful occurrence, I’m all ears… "

Does anyone do that on purpose?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

can't agree with all of them"

Were you a Brosette?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Eerrrmmm!! I was a Brosette!! Rude! "

Have you still got the shoes with bottle tops on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Climate change

Politicians

Wages too low

Annoying people

Ulez tax

Tax

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Yeah, sorry Dan. I can’t let you put Brosettes in Room 101. Too many of them grew up cute.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Catching your foreskin in your zipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they stopped making Five Centres..bring back hanging I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Climate change

Politicians

Wages too low

Annoying people

Ulez tax

Tax

Climate change bad? Is it even real?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Catching your foreskin in your zipper.

You say that, but it’s an entire porn category with more besides.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Eerrrmmm!! I was a Brosette!! Rude! "

So was I!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Climate change

Politicians

Wages too low

Annoying people

Ulez tax

Tax

Climate change bad? Is it even real?

Stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inadvertently stepping in dog shit.

If there’s any positives to be derived from this most regretful occurrence, I’m all ears… "

That the footwear you bought has saved you from smelly feet.

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

Gangs of kids in the streets trying to kill each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%"

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive."

When the insults and pileons start

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

"
I agree with the spiras (best chocolate bar ever made)! I don’t have bollocks but have seen my husband cry real tears when his have been accidentally hit

..I love Rupauls and I was a Brosette

…I

Will go with any kind of reality tv show ..

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If it's a human imperative then the logic will fail per the title alas! Sadly I can still think of so many though.

Losing your keys when there is nothing to tidy and nothing to gain but lost time..

Stepping on an upturned plug in the night..

Hurting your love and never knowing for too long..

Losing your smile to a d*unken smack in the mouth..

Dropping your full plate down the side of the oven when half the ingredients took a camel hike to find..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

When the insults and pileons start "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fab sexuality police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coldplay

Celtic

Definitely Coldplay and Ed Sheeran

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Fab sexuality police."

Not quite as bad as the Fab Grammar Police!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

When the insults and pileons start

-Is it really that hard to tell though? It's usually pretty evident who is arguing a point or even letting off steam and who is out to unsettle or to troll. It's the repetition that does it. And often the style of the OP, ie in those cases where the opening poster drops a brown one then never returns. pt

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Michael Jackson, he admitted it in a song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

When the insults and pileons start

It’s not hard to tell, no. But it is sad when a discussion with different viewpoints and perspectives becomes a free for all for people to just be insulting

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

The rise of Uber Eats going hand in hand with more people having to use food banks.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive."

Did I say anything about actual debate?

I'm talking about reviving topics that we have already seen are not going to promote any kind of positive discourse and just serve as a means for more entertainment for someone who enjoys watching people get wound up and wants it to continue after the original thread is closed.

That's the shitty part. Not the opportunity for actual debate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Michael Jackson, he admitted it in a song

Ah but I always thought MJ’s “Bad” meant good! I don’t know what to believe now ..

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

90% of the posts on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

Did I say anything about actual debate?

That's the shitty part. Not the opportunity for actual debate."

I’m guessing you’re meaning the Hierarchy post I bumped

Well if so (and I apologise if that’s not what you’re on about for the following blurb!) then it shows how forums and the written word can be interpreted by different people in different ways!

I thought it was interesting debate earlier, quite a binary topic, and a clear demarcation line between two binary positions, with strong and intellectual positions on either side in many cases very well argued.

The hierarchy debate is a markedly different debate altogether - a much different concept which I feel warrants a proper intellectual discussion which it seems people have been afraid or reluctant to discuss previously.

The post is (genuinely) a serious one. As it’s been discussed (briefly) before I could either have started a brand new post or revived a previous one for expediency.

You may interpret it as a shitpost, that’s your prerogative, but you’ve made that leap yourself, based (possibly) on fatigue from the previous thread?

Is it any difference from the numerous other identity politics threads that get started by popular posters that are generally lapped up?

I see no issue with any thread or debate as long as it’s civil.

I won’t try and police the forum because I don’t like (for example) multiple race or trans related divisive threads etc. I can choose to ignore them if I don’t like them and the forum can decide if it’s a thread worthy of debate or falling back into obscurity!

Just my 2p anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway

- Having to do PE in your underpants when you forgot your kit at school back in the day

- Having your Mum spit on a handkerchief and clean your face as a kiddie

- Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presenting the Brits that time …

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta"

You calling me old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

You calling me old

No I’m calling you a granny

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Gordon Ramsey and those two guys that present Masterchef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta"

I'll give you an alibi

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

The Royal Family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

I'll give you an alibi"

You’re determined to be the only oldie at the picnic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Royal Family "

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Reality TV

Kids carry weapons

Broken trust

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Off milk - the smell when you take the lid off.

A rotten egg when you crack it before you know it’s off.

Cat or dog shit. Or any shit.

Wet, sweaty socks or trainers.

Nasty!!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern."

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

You calling me old

No I’m calling you a granny

You'll get a clip round the ear for being cheeky

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Mugging grannies

I’d rob Granny Crumpet and Bad Nanna for banta

I'll give you an alibi"

You just want my handbag.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Eerrrmmm!! I was a Brosette!! Rude!

So was I!

And me! And whats wrong with Drag Race

Tinder

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!"

Yes Mrs Brown's Boys definitely belongs on here, I am going to try and go back to forgetting it exists now.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!

Yes Mrs Brown's Boys definitely belongs on here, I am going to try and go back to forgetting it exists now."

Who watches it, Daizy?! It's genuinely one of life's great mysteries...

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over a year ago

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!

Yes Mrs Brown's Boys definitely belongs on here, I am going to try and go back to forgetting it exists now.

Who watches it, Daizy?! It's genuinely one of life's great mysteries..."

My Aunty! She is a huge fan she even goes to the show tapings she has met all the cast, I am not allowed to utter a word against that show in her presence, it is very hard!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!

Yes Mrs Brown's Boys definitely belongs on here, I am going to try and go back to forgetting it exists now.

Who watches it, Daizy?! It's genuinely one of life's great mysteries...

My Aunty! She is a huge fan she even goes to the show tapings she has met all the cast, I am not allowed to utter a word against that show in her presence, it is very hard!"

Oh! We can't choose our families...

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"The Royal Family

And The Royle Family.

Although, nah. That was average to be fair. God bless Caroline Ahern.

And here was me pondering a thread extolling its virtues after catching a repeat on BBC2...it's a masterpiece!

But Mrs Brown's Boys definitely one for this thread!

Yes Mrs Brown's Boys definitely belongs on here, I am going to try and go back to forgetting it exists now.

Who watches it, Daizy?! It's genuinely one of life's great mysteries...

My Aunty! She is a huge fan she even goes to the show tapings she has met all the cast, I am not allowed to utter a word against that show in her presence, it is very hard!

Oh! We can't choose our families...

Very true, my mum has 7 sisters and she has always been my fav so I have to bite my tongue when it comes to that show!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

To tell another's secrets

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Paying for a TV licence, when you don't watch BBC channels.

Oh and all the soaps should be stopped ??

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

and trying to provoke an argument or a reaction.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Tax avoidance

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Attention seeking and self pity.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Gogglebox is the worst thing that's ever happened.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Yeah, sorry Dan. I can’t let you put Brosettes in Room 101. Too many of them grew up cute."

We stayed in Room 101 last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding blood stains on your hotel room mattress

Seeing someone else vomit, then smelling it

Trying to order a lager with blackcurrant at last orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parsnips man. Anyone who disagrees is in denial and needs therapy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parsnips man. Anyone who disagrees is in denial and needs therapy."

Honey roasted ones during Christmas though... Nom nom nom nom

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Reality TV

Crocs

Mrs Brown's Boys

Nutters in charge of places/countries

Politicians with no clue of normal life

Nosey neighbours

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Having to pay my Tax and VAT. I feel.like all I do is work so I can give most of it back to the government.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Fab sexuality police.

Not quite as bad as the Fab Grammar Police! "

That said the use of capital letters and an exclamation mark are not warranted. Being truly critical a comma after said is entirely appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having to pay my Tax and VAT. I feel.like all I do is work so I can give most of it back to the government.

Really? How much tax do you think you should pay? With regards to VAT you merely collect it the punter pays it!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Using emotes to try and hide the real intent of what's being posted.

Burn it with fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding blood stains on your hotel room mattress

Seeing someone else vomit, then smelling it

Trying to order a lager with blackcurrant at last orders"

A larger and blackcurrant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using emotes to try and hide the real intent of what's being posted.

Burn it with fire. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sore/achy feeling in your kidneys after overdoing it 3 days running. Feels like Stone Cold Steve Austin has stomped a mudhole in you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/08/23 07:36:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using emotes to try and hide the real intent of what's being posted.

Burn it with fire. "

Omg this. Putting positive seeming emojis at the end of something doesn’t make it nice(r).

In fact I think it makes it worse. If you’re using it to intentionally seem rude then fair enough but if you’re trying to seem kinder then lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OPs list and,

Fake food

Plastic waste

Littering

Political correctness

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"The Fab sexuality police.

Not quite as bad as the Fab Grammar Police! "

And the fab comedy police.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virtue signalling posts as a thinly veiled attempt to get laid.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Parsnips man. Anyone who disagrees is in denial and needs therapy."

I like them.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Judge, sidebar?

What the heck is a brosette? I'm the same age as these people who were brossette.

Actually typing it out, is it just someone who liked Bros? I was reading it as bro-sette before spelling it now think it might be bros-ette.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

- Virtue signalling for public consumption but then being a massive hypocrite with your own personal behaviour

- Hershey Bars in the US. Just leaves an aftertaste of sick in your mouth

- That feeling of dread when the alarm goes off for work again after a nice holiday away

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"The Fab sexuality police.

Not quite as bad as the Fab Grammar Police!

And the fab comedy police. "

Awww

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By *eteranSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Costa del Sol, Spain

Spanish food

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The sound of an alarm clock waking you up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Virtue signalling posts as a thinly veiled attempt to get laid."

This too .. white knight fever ..

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Ulez

Smart Motorways

Middle lane hoggers

Parking charges

Aldi

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Mosquitos!!!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Plastic cheese

The smell of BO

Arrogance

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding blood stains on your hotel room mattress

Seeing someone else vomit, then smelling it

Trying to order a lager with blackcurrant at last orders

A larger and blackcurrant? "

Yeah a pint of cheap lager with a shot of blackcurrant cordial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. Including anything not technically covered by the term everything.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Judge, sidebar?

What the heck is a brosette? I'm the same age as these people who were brossette.

Actually typing it out, is it just someone who liked Bros? I was reading it as bro-sette before spelling it now think it might be bros-ette. "

Yes Bros fans, in my defence I was 11 yrs old at the time!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Judge, sidebar?

What the heck is a brosette? I'm the same age as these people who were brossette.

Actually typing it out, is it just someone who liked Bros? I was reading it as bro-sette before spelling it now think it might be bros-ette.

Yes Bros fans, in my defence I was 11 yrs old at the time!

No excuse, the evil deed was done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either..."

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!"

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of hospitals

Fish tanks always stink

Body Odours

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

In the Summer Time by Mungo Jerry.

Chauvinist and appearing to encourage drink driving

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By *ilted CowboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Women posting status updates that they're going for a bath or begging for likes. Tragic.

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Boris Johnson becoming Prime mister again

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Michael Jackson’s 1987 album.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett."

The smell I was referring to is the stale,sour ,headache inducing smell of someone who hasn't washed for a considerable amount of time

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett.

The smell I was referring to is the stale,sour ,headache inducing smell of someone who hasn't washed for a considerable amount of time

Okay! I get the hint

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett.

The smell I was referring to is the stale,sour ,headache inducing smell of someone who hasn't washed for a considerable amount of time

Okay! I get the hint

If the shoe fits Kai

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If the shoe stinks Kai

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The word ‘banter’.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Marmite

Burnt toast

What Elon musk has done to twitter

Women who just keep pulling their tops up

VAR

The university of Michigan (just me then!)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett.

The smell I was referring to is the stale,sour ,headache inducing smell of someone who hasn't washed for a considerable amount of time

Okay! I get the hint

If the shoe fits Kai

I smell lovely thank you very much!

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By *mrmarkMan
over a year ago

tavistock

Tory governments

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

People that have their loo roll over the back and up, it should be over the top and down the front.

If you get confused, we are looking for beards not mullets!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

The never ending shrinkflation of chocolate bars and cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People that have their loo roll over the back and up, it should be over the top and down the front.

If you get confused, we are looking for beards not mullets!"

What it the beard is grown from arse hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who say “you know who you are”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who say “you know who you are”"

Say hi if you’re going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Those who say “you know who you are”"

To which the answer is, you know who you are.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"And that’s BAD bad. Not good bad (you know street slang for something that’s actually good).

No.

I mean bad bad!

- That smell if you leave your wet sweaty gym wear to ferment in your bag for a few days

- The decision to stop making Cadburys Spiras

- That pain you get when accidentally hit in the bollocks

- RuPauls Drag Race

- Brosettes (kids, ask your parents)

What else Fabsters?

Eerrrmmm!! I was a Brosette!! Rude!

Have you still got the shoes with bottle tops on them?

Lol no

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

stubbin' yr big toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either...

BO is just body odour...if it was Scarlett Johansson then I'd be bottling it!

Haha, maybe. I guess not all BO is created equal, but the smell I'm imagining would not be welcome on anyone! Even Scarlett."

I'd do her laundry just to double-check

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The smell of BO

I'm adding bad breath to the list...and now slightly retching at the thought of either..."

*Applies deodorant and gargles mouthwash*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet socks/feet/shoes

Awful

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

"Cancer

Children going hungry

Litter in the ocean

Pulling hair out the shower plug

I feel those 4 are fully on par with each other

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

"Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement

^^ this. 100%

When does a serious debate become a shitpost though? Fine lines I guess.

You could argue all identity politics posts (for example) in the forum are going to divide.

It all depends on if the debates are civil. It’s ok to disagree, just don’t be abusive.

When the insults and pileons start

It’s not hard to tell, no. But it is sad when a discussion with different viewpoints and perspectives becomes a free for all for people to just be insulting "

Isnt this just the nature of the beast. People feeling thier opinion is more valid than others, a pissing contest. Gladiatorial contest of one-upmanship. For the favour of a lady??

Sorry just thought id throw paraffin on the fire

Deliberately promoting strife and discord with no end goal but your own amusement and because im cold

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Judge, sidebar?

What the heck is a brosette? I'm the same age as these people who were brossette.

Actually typing it out, is it just someone who liked Bros? I was reading it as bro-sette before spelling it now think it might be bros-ette.

Yes Bros fans, in my defence I was 11 yrs old at the time!

"
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They had some tunes.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A lift.

More precisely a lift with a fart, deposited by someone, who has just left the lift and you have a further 40 floors to go, before the first stop.

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