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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...What should the new defacto comparison object be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firestick remote. Even mine looks decent next to one of those.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS. "

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firestick remote. Even mine looks decent next to one of those."

Let me be the judge of that!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm thinking a cold cup or one of those fancy water bottles people carry around.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

What about a rolling pin…be pretty impressive.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Walnut whip ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it."

You'll have to get the frame custom built and delivered. It'll be too big to carry home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of prime

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Walnut whip ??"

I don’t know why but this tickled me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of prime

Only suitable for guys that follow tubers. No not that. (the amusement wasn't wasted on me though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bottle of prime

It wouldn’t be that impressive when mine wouldn’t make it past the blue bit on the ice pop flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of prime

It wouldn’t be that impressive when mine wouldn’t make it past the blue bit on the ice pop flavour

Use a mythical fab ruler. Impressivness guaranteed.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it.

You'll have to get the frame custom built and delivered. It'll be too big to carry home.

No problem. Things you do for Fab

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Can we not use a ruler with the first inch sawn off? They seem very popular

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we not use a ruler with the first inch sawn off? They seem very popular "

No No No. Fab meauring rulers have at leaset the first three inches sawn off and are placed at the belly button for accuracy.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Fab lolly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it.

You'll have to get the frame custom built and delivered. It'll be too big to carry home.

No problem. Things you do for Fab

Please I feel I've caused you a dilema. A standard 12" frame will do the job.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Fun size mars bar

(Btw, who ever thought a smaller chocolate bar would be ‘fun’)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can we not use a ruler with the first inch sawn off? They seem very popular

No No No. Fab meauring rulers have at leaset the first three inches sawn off and are placed at the belly button for accuracy.

I’m still not VWE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we not use a ruler with the first inch sawn off? They seem very popular

No No No. Fab meauring rulers have at leaset the first three inches sawn off and are placed at the belly button for accuracy.

I’m still not VWE

Visually Weak Eyesight?

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

A bottle of coca cola

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

How about a tape measure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skynet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a tape measure? "

Too sensible a suggestion. No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Skynet"

So the Terminator should measure them?

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it.

You'll have to get the frame custom built and delivered. It'll be too big to carry home.

No problem. Things you do for Fab

Please I feel I've caused you a dilema. A standard 12" frame will do the job.

Has it shrunk?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A fruit shoot bottle. Then you've got a choice of colours to really make yours stand out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is wrong. Nothing compares to Sky remote!

I’m going UNLOS.

How many sky remotes have you secretly screensaved?

Always have the recently received one on the go saved to send back to the next sender for comparison

I'll send you mine later. It can be your secret ace up the sleave.

I’d rather frame it.

You'll have to get the frame custom built and delivered. It'll be too big to carry home.

No problem. Things you do for Fab

Please I feel I've caused you a dilema. A standard 12" frame will do the job.

Has it shrunk?

Yes, I've photoshopped it to fit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fruit shoot bottle. Then you've got a choice of colours to really make yours stand out

But they don't do a Purple Warrior colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1" wide googly eyes so it shows exact scale

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

A very small hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 1:8 scale sky remote I invented… I keep selling out for some reason!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The sure roll on

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Lynx Africa surely!

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