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By *each_Pitt OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm Peach_Pitt ... I'm disgusting ... I just ate 4 Greggs sausage rolls COLD because I'm too lazy to go heat them up

What have you done today to make you feel not so proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a similar vain…….

2 lukewarm chicken and mushroom king pot noodles………in sandwiches.

Scrumptious yet filthy as fuck.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I awoke about an hour ago, still in my PJs looking disheveled, drinking tepid coffee and I still haven't emptied the dishwasher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sharing bag of haribos alone, and a white Toblerone so far. I'm living the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not proud of it but I did a Deliberately not sexy dance for my gf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not proud of it but I did a Deliberately not sexy dance for my gf "

Fiancé *

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Just cooked 4 rashers of bacon old school in frying pan loads of lard put on toasted bread dripped the fat all over bacon and covered in tomato sauce filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

My kids love going to this park that’s a good 25 minute walk from my place. It has big swings (I have to push due to its size). I tried to convince them it looks like rain is due or go to a smaller park that I don’t have to do anything.

We are at the park with the big swing, I’m a terrible father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night "

Mingin’

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By *each_Pitt OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night "

No judgement from me. I finished the long defrosted slushie that's been on my dressing table from Friday. It was either that or bathroom tap water to save me going downstairs

I really am ashamed of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night

No judgement from me. I finished the long defrosted slushie that's been on my dressing table from Friday. It was either that or bathroom tap water to save me going downstairs

I really am ashamed of myself "

Filthy.

But a bit sexy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I fed my dogs pieces of my sausage by hand then finished off the rest of the bread without washing my hand.

I didn't lick my fingers though, I'm not a savage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fed my dogs pieces of my sausage by hand then finished off the rest of the bread without washing my hand.

I didn't lick my fingers though, I'm not a savage."

Get the digs to the vet pronto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fed my dogs pieces of my sausage by hand then finished off the rest of the bread without washing my hand.

I didn't lick my fingers though, I'm not a savage.

Get the digs to the vet pronto! "

*dogs

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night "

This is a good sign that you make a decent cuppa. It takes time and effort watching that teabag brew to perfection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I microwaved the half cup of cold tea from last night

This is a good sign that you make a decent cuppa. It takes time and effort watching that teabag brew to perfection. "

Ill take that.

Obviously I hiked the dead moth out first!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I was feeling smug as I've been quite virtuous today, but the speed at which I just demolished a family-sized bag of cheese and onion crisps was obscene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a doughnut for breakfast today. It wasn’t even a nice one either.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size, "

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"I'm Peach_Pitt ... I'm disgusting ... I just ate 4 Greggs sausage rolls COLD because I'm too lazy to go heat them up

What have you done today to make you feel not so proud "

Don’t you find they actually taste completely different cold, not better, not worse, just different

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG"

Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO

dausage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been feeling a bit gunged up and blowing my nose into a tissue and looking into after has been rather satisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG

Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO

dausage ?"

and cuth!

fcuk my tpying

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG

Those of us with dainty hands and tight orifices...... That's WHO

dausage ?

and cuth!

fcuk my tpying"

I make mistakes when I'm wanking too ! Don't get cuthed up about it x

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By *aturevoyerMan
over a year ago

sheffield

As I was cutting stewing steak up a few bits found there way into my mouth raw.

Yymmy

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"In a similar vain…….

2 lukewarm chicken and mushroom king pot noodles………in sandwiches.

Scrumptious yet filthy as fuck."

Pot Noodle butties aren't disgusting,they are a delicacy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My kids love going to this park that’s a good 25 minute walk from my place. It has big swings (I have to push due to its size). I tried to convince them it looks like rain is due or go to a smaller park that I don’t have to do anything.

We are at the park with the big swing, I’m a terrible father "

Nah. I encouraged our daughter to put our wellies on and go outside rather than play another game of Top Trumps

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Also, I'm still in bed

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By *each_Pitt OP   Woman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG"

Certainly not me it was of course 4 full sized!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it ONE sausage roll cut into quarters or FOUR Greggs sausage rolls , full size,

Oh bitch please!

Who on God's green, lovely Earth cuths Greggs dausage rolls into quarters?

OMFG

Certainly not me it was of course 4 full sized!"

Oh my queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was too harsh with someone and my opinions are biassed

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I couldn't be bothered to go to shop for bread, so I made cheese on toast using hot cross buns. Actually taste amazing.

I also stole the last bit of milk meant for the kitten and used it in my coffee.

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