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"What's a most female?" A single guy with a ladies profile perhaps?  x | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned " I have two legs and two tits. I win. | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win." My vote goes to you granny | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. My vote goes to you granny " I award to you ..... Best While Heels from the Back award. xxx | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s" Yam's got nice tits | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s" I Award Aphrodite and Minxie best male duo award
They are sweeping everything else .... so they might as well have that too.... fnarr ! | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. My vote goes to you granny I award to you ..... Best While Heels from the Back award. xxx" Best get my speech ready then | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s I Award Aphrodite and Minxie best male duo award
They are sweeping everything else .... so they might as well have that too.... fnarr !"Ouch... we are planning on a joint profile - would that be a problem? | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. My vote goes to you granny I award to you ..... Best While Heels from the Back award. xxx Best get my speech ready then "Don't forget to thank your mother xx | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s" TV? I nominate Soxy... for, well overall performance!!!! | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv sTV? I nominate Soxy... for, well overall performance!!!! "I second Soxy for OVER performance xxx Go Soxy Go .. ! | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s I Award Aphrodite and Minxie best male duo award
They are sweeping everything else .... so they might as well have that too.... fnarr !Ouch... we are planning on a joint profile - would that be a problem? "Christ NO ... Fab's first FF profile ..... your box will be burning with input ... | |||
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"any nomination for males yam must be up for something dont forget couples what about tv s Yam's got nice tits " erm thanks i think, im throwing queenoftease in, for legs, bum, or profile. sexiness _phrodite ladykink, sugarkisses, minxie ooooo so many il start with those they deserve some award  | |||
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"so do I You do what?
dread to think lol  "We have to have a joint one now.. you realise that. Just wonder what we ll call it.. especially as Granny awarded for us being male? | |||
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"How about most sycophantic? there's a couple of blokes on here who make me cringe evrytime they post "Bahahahahahha!! Indeed x | |||
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"I am really really really really confused, and havent got a clue what is happening on this thread lol !!!!! Question : as its normally mean that causes chaos and mayhem ........ did I do anything?? "Let me ask you... do you have any remote feelings of being responsible?;-) | |||
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"I am really really really really confused, and havent got a clue what is happening on this thread lol !!!!! Question : as its normally mean that causes chaos and mayhem ........ did I do anything?? "no u havnt hun its baftas time, and the op has decided we need a fabtas and ur up for an award well u are from me the sexy person award | |||
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"minxie - most chaotic" She deserves awards for loads of things... some of which we can even mention on here | |||
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"Best suspected fake profile category  "OMG.... that will get you into trouble | |||
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"I am really really really really confused, and havent got a clue what is happening on this thread lol !!!!! Question : as its normally mean that causes chaos and mayhem ........ did I do anything?? Let me ask you... do you have any remote feelings of being responsible?;-)"I never accept responsibility for any chaos and mayhem cos that would make me liable ............ so No !!!!!! ps What did I do??? and dont tell anyone else either !!!! lol | |||
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"I am really really really really confused, and havent got a clue what is happening on this thread lol !!!!! Question : as its normally mean that causes chaos and mayhem ........ did I do anything?? no u havnt hun its baftas time, and the op has decided we need a fabtas and ur up for an award well u are from me the sexy person award "thank u xxx | |||
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"so do I You do what?
dread to think lol We have to have a joint one now.. you realise that. Just wonder what we ll call it.. especially as Granny awarded for us being male? "did she mean us as male or she was awarding us a male???? (each I hope - I dont wanna share lol!!!) | |||
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"its time for the baftas in vanilla world time for the fabtas in fabworld methinks categories and nominations please minxie and _phrodite must be in the running for most female categories " We nominate ourselves for most likely to recieve forum ban for daring to have opinions that differs from the majority, even though they are non-offensive and non-personal. | |||
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"How about most sycophantic? there's a couple of blokes on here who make me cringe evrytime they post "Oh YES Fi...... You line em up and we'll bowl em over....... I KNOW exactly what you mean. | |||
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"minxie - most chaoticShe deserves awards for loads of things... some of which we can even mention on here "we can?????? oooooooooooo tell me !!!! | |||
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"minxie - most chaoticShe deserves awards for loads of things... some of which we can even mention on here
we can?????? oooooooooooo tell me !!!! "Well, the ones I can mention without fear of repercussion... always friendly, never hostile, always up for a giggle, and undoubtedly the number one for the most bizarre and funny stories | |||
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"Best suspected fake profile category "But to be the best fake profile would it have to be best obviously fake or so good it might be real? | |||
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"We will just nominate everyone!!! There..... Your all winners, no losers in our eyes " I like that - everybody has something unique about them that deserves recognition | |||
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"We will just nominate everyone!!! There..... Your all winners, no losers in our eyes I like that - everybody has something unique about them that deserves recognition "I deffo second and third that one lol everyone's a winner ........ oooo it sounds like a song ........ | |||
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"We will just nominate everyone!!! There..... Your all winners, no losers in our eyes I like that - everybody has something unique about them that deserves recognition
I deffo second and third that one lol everyone's a winner ........ oooo it sounds like a song ........ "We all know how you like to sing, so go for it!! | |||
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"Award for the OP most promoting a forum clique? "Just misread that as forum clinic... | |||
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"I think I should be getting my lifetime's achievement award .... been here nearly six years now. (and still single) "Laine you are the epitome or something of virtue... It is just that the word virtue may need redefining | |||
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"you can join my clique. by responding you already have" Oooh thanks | |||
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"Award for the OP most promoting a forum clique? Just misread that as forum clinic... "We haven't got time for a forum clinic !!! Could you imagine?!!  | |||
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"I think I should be getting my lifetime's achievement award .... been here nearly six years now. (and still single) Laine you are the epitome or something of virtue... It is just that the word virtue may need redefining "..... I accept, as a founder member of the born-again-virgin sisterhood. | |||
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"its time for the baftas in vanilla world time for the fabtas in fabworld methinks categories and nominations please minxie and _phrodite must be in the running for most female categories " Well,surely I should get a mention for most female if we are going by size...hahaha | |||
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"Award for the OP most promoting a forum clique? Just misread that as forum clinic...
We haven't got time for a forum clinic !!! Could you imagine?!! "I dread to think... what about a counselling room? | |||
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"Think FMUMA is up there as stuntwoman of the year, closely followed by the rising newcomer Minxie. " | |||
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"Award for the OP most promoting a forum clique? Just misread that as forum clinic...
We haven't got time for a forum clinic !!! Could you imagine?!! I dread to think... what about a counselling room?"Question : Do we all take it in turns to be the Counsellor?????? | |||
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"Award for the OP most promoting a forum clique? Just misread that as forum clinic...
We haven't got time for a forum clinic !!! Could you imagine?!! I dread to think... what about a counselling room?
Question : Do we all take it in turns to be the Counsellor?????? "...... do we get to wear mortar board and gown as counselor's | |||
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"Minx and Laine... we need to formally elect a counselllor and a deputy. I wont be standing as I proposed the issue. "I'm great at counselling ....... I know fuck all about everything. | |||
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"Minx and Laine... we need to formally elect a counselllor and a deputy. I wont be standing as I proposed the issue.
I'm great at counselling ....... I know fuck all about everything. "I'd just make em laugh or cry or realise that there are others worse off ...... | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win." That's not enough. Have you got a detectable pulse? And that's detectable, not delectable.... | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. That's not enough. Have you got a detectable pulse? And that's detectable, not delectable...." realy id say that was optional on here for some  | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. That's not enough. Have you got a detectable pulse? And that's detectable, not delectable...." Well I could tell you a funny story about having a detectable pulse ........ | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! "I dunno, you have a fair shout for rear of the year category.  | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! "I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures | |||
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"I need to be lying quietly if I'm to get a story.... "Are u ready then? | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china?" you can and I ll second you | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out!
I dunno, you have a fair shout for rear of the year category. "Thanks Laine! I'm flattered  | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china?" I'll nominate you as a dear and funny friend award ..... always there when u need someone and beautiful looking too | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures "Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment  | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment "Yep, I fabbed a few a couple of days ago | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china? I'll nominate you as a dear and funny friend award ..... always there when u need someone and beautiful looking too "Flattery will get you everywhere minxie | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch? "OMG that has GOT TO BE SECONDED!!!! | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch? "Yes! He wins! | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment "u do have some great pics | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment Yep, I fabbed a few a couple of days ago "Thank you and I feel so bad now because I didn't notice xx | |||
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"I need to be lying quietly if I'm to get a story....
Are u ready then? "Not yet, don't be in such a hurry....I need to be "woooooooo-ed"..... | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment Yep, I fabbed a few a couple of days ago
Thank you and I feel so bad now because I didn't notice xx "Dont be silly... I was just making the point that I meant what I said. And I did not fab them because I wanted a response... I saw them and liked them.. xx | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china? I'll nominate you as a dear and funny friend award ..... always there when u need someone and beautiful looking too
Flattery will get you everywhere minxie "I meant it !!!!! god I am sooo misunderstood  | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china? I'll nominate you as a dear and funny friend award ..... always there when u need someone and beautiful looking too
Flattery will get you everywhere minxie
I meant it !!!!! god I am sooo misunderstood "You sure are | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment u do have some great pics "Foxy is away to hide in the corner, compliments just overwhelm her | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch?
Yes! He wins!"Ah he is made up.... Doing a happy dance round the living room as we speak | |||
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"Can I nominate myself for the person wearing a chamis that her oh says looks like our best china? I'll nominate you as a dear and funny friend award ..... always there when u need someone and beautiful looking too
Flattery will get you everywhere minxie
Oooo, I didnt mis understand, I took it as a great compliment my friend, xxx,
I meant it !!!!! god I am sooo misunderstood " | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment u do have some great pics
Foxy is away to hide in the corner, compliments just overwhelm her "awwwww ur sweet | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch?
Yes! He wins!
Ah he is made up.... Doing a happy dance round the living room as we speak "Is he jiggling about? | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch?
Yes! He wins!
Ah he is made up.... Doing a happy dance round the living room as we speak
Is he jiggling about?"Yeah and waving his trunk about lol | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment u do have some great pics
Foxy is away to hide in the corner, compliments just overwhelm her awwwww ur sweet "Foxy is great with sarcasm and abuse lol but compliments just put her in a tiz! | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment u do have some great pics
Foxy is away to hide in the corner, compliments just overwhelm her awwwww ur sweet
Foxy is great with sarcasm and abuse lol but compliments just put her in a tiz! "well take it on the chin you are hottttttttttttttttt just saying!! | |||
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"Can I nominate Luke for the best elephant posing pouch?
Yes! He wins!
Ah he is made up.... Doing a happy dance round the living room as we speak
Is he jiggling about?
Yeah and waving his trunk about lol "....any pics? | |||
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"FFS Another awards thing I have no chance in, so for that, I'm out! I think for one you should be nominated for fabulous sexy and artistic pictures
Really? And their all taken by my own fair hand, so thank you for the compliment u do have some great pics
Foxy is away to hide in the corner, compliments just overwhelm her awwwww ur sweet
Foxy is great with sarcasm and abuse lol but compliments just put her in a tiz! well take it on the chin you are hottttttttttttttttt just saying!!"And foxy does take all compliments how they are meant, so thank you | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned " It is much much easier to message them directly, than start an appreciation thread disguised as a forum post lol | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned It is much much easier to message them directly, than start an appreciation thread disguised as a forum post lol" Ah but it is not... an appreciation thread. It is a how can I get those two into trouble more like | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned It is much much easier to message them directly, than start an appreciation thread disguised as a forum post lol" I think there are a few more nominees than Foxy and Aphro .... I know I've made a few nominees as well as appreciated those already here. | |||
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"if there are lots of categories of awards ie best bum/ boobs / lay /bj/ most humourous / legs / costumes / etc im sure that minxie and _phrodite get mentioned I have two legs and two tits. I win. That's not enough. Have you got a detectable pulse? And that's detectable, not delectable...." Pulse? just place two fingers here Steve but mind me jelly babies ta x | |||
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"how about most fabbed photo" How about a highly fabbed photo with clothes on? | |||
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