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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Your a genius scientist and have just watched weird science for the 100th time.

You decide to invent an actual gizmo ( science speak for you thickos) that allows you to input all the best physical and mental attributes of anyone, allowing you to build your perfect partner.

Go.

MWAHAHA MWAHAHA MWAHAHA (maniacal laugh,MANICAL LAUGH)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessica Rabbit with Bianca del Rio's biting wit.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d keep Kelly LeBrock’s voice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd just copy the Mr, he's my person

Mrs

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls

With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini

A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki

Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity

Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi

Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram

Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny

Featuring fish resin extracted

From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet

Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute

Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined

Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven

Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!

Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews

Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of

Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez

Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon

With cooter-slam enabled hip joints

Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

The head of a confused but beautiful woman

The body of a relaxed infrequent body builder

The legs of Arnold shwartzenegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body of Ashley Roberts

Tits of Maya Jama

Ass of Carol vorderman

Face and filth of Amanda holden

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

The face of Nigella Lawson

The tits of Nigella Lawson

The ass of Nigella Lawson

The voice of Nigella Lawson

And Mr Tumble's culinary skills.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Body of Ashley Roberts

Tits of Maya Jama

Ass of Carol vorderman

Face and filth of Amanda holden "
... this will do for me,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, brunette, peachy bum and a great smile

If that's you, you know where my inbox is

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls

With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini

A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki

Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity

Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi

Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram

Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny

Featuring fish resin extracted

From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet

Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute

Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined

Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven

Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!

Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews

Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of

Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez

Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon

With cooter-slam enabled hip joints

Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova"

Not that you've put any thought into this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It would be a clone of me for myself.

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"It would be a clone of me for myself.

"

Kinky

You could literally go fuck yourself

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Not that you've put any thought into this "

None at all. I was just listening to Slaytina as I read the question

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It would be a clone of me for myself.

Kinky

You could literally go fuck yourself "

I'm still laughin' at that !

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It would be a clone of me for myself.

"
theirs one waiting in the wings

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour


"The face of Nigella Lawson

The tits of Nigella Lawson

The ass of Nigella Lawson

The voice of Nigella Lawson

And Mr Tumble's culinary skills."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legs 5 inches longer than Naomi Smalls

With the modelling capabilities of Raja the Gemini

A waist 3 inches smaller than Violet Chachki

Possessing the lace front capabilities of Wigs by Vanity

Makeup precision extracted from the Kim Chi

Eyebrows fleeked from Mathu Andersons personal Instagram

Hair more voluminous than The Lady Bunny

Featuring fish resin extracted

From the DNA of Courtney Act and Vivienne Pinet

Comedic skills receiving 5 more laughs per minute

Than Bianca Del Rio and Bob the Drag Queen combined

Lips molded from a composite of Detox and Raven

Breast constructed using the actual tissue of Michelle Visage!

Thicker and juicier than Roxxxy Andrews

Porcelain veneers handcrafted using the blueprints of

Phi Phi O'Hara and Tyra Sanchez

Installed by Jiggly Caliente's Oral Surgeon

With cooter-slam enabled hip joints

Taken from the living body of Katya Zamolodchikova"

So, a mirror, basically

(fuck, I'm so good)

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