FabSwingers.com forum: You’re so vain

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What, TO YOU, is your best physical quality?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vein

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My vein "

Your veiny penis

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'd say it's my eyes

Em x

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By *ogical908Man
over a year ago

chatteris

Is it bad i wanted to say you probably think this song is about you lol

god my music taste is terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vein

Your veiny penis"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Personality... Oh wait... Voice... Ummm.... Eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say it's my eyes

Em x"

You have stunning eyes Em

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My legs i mean women stare at them

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

My eyes because they can reveal so much

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By *r Blue 87Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

Mrs would say my legs and bum.

One of her vanilla friends said I had a "pretty" penis.... so there's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my lips.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm loving my new fatter tits at the moment, makes a change to hardly having any.

Tits & my eyes.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm loving my new fatter tits at the moment, makes a change to hardly having any.

Tits & my eyes.

Mrs "

Hooray for fat tattas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My eyes because they can reveal so much"
like how tired… nvm

No you do have nice eyes good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs would say my legs and bum.

One of her vanilla friends said I had a "pretty" penis.... so there's that

But what do YOU say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My legs i mean women stare at them

Do you like them too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

My shoulders.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought this thread was about me

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about me

The mr "

You’re so- YOU’RE SO VAIN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair

You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest?

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair

You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest?"

Well it does grow most places. Sometimes I get a rogue nipple hair but they’re not allowed to stay

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"My eyes because they can reveal so much like how tired… nvm

No you do have nice eyes good one"

Yep, exactly!!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

for my age its got to be my body..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Eyes, or maybe legs now that I’ve got some trousers which hug my arse nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair

You have nice hair. Does it grow all over your body? Like I’m thinking of your chest? Do you have a hairy chest?

Well it does grow most places. Sometimes I get a rogue nipple hair but they’re not allowed to stay "

Nipple hairs?!

Girl same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"for my age its got to be my body.."

Not for your age!! You have a great body for any age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eyes, or maybe legs now that I’ve got some trousers which hug my arse nicely

The ladies be loving men’s bums

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Not vain at all and do blush if complemented

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By *r Blue 87Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Mrs would say my legs and bum.

One of her vanilla friends said I had a "pretty" penis.... so there's that

But what do YOU say"

I'd have to say my legs.

They get me places

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m going with my eyes as it’s the thing I get the most compliments about

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I'd say it's my eyes

Em x"

The entire Em is stunning and not just outside.

Your eyes are beautiful.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My eyebrows. They’re a great shape.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Legs.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I like my hair. Or my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my lips.

Which ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs. The rest of me is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my lips.

Labia of course?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably legs or ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my hair. Or my eyes."

Actually your ass is peachy. Good attempt at the Athena tennis lady poster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes?

Legs?

Can't decide but they are about all I got going for me these days!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My lips and my soft skin

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

My tats...I'm a tad in love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it bad i wanted to say you probably think this song is about you lol

god my music taste is terrible "

That popped straight into my head too

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I would like to say my personality...but they all say its tits and ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr shoulders and chest .

Mrs eyes and boobs.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I've been told that my mind is deliciously naughty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you think this thread is about you.........don’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lips probably. "

And your hips

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

My cheeks

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"My lips probably. "

Hmmmm I can accept that, though cases to be made for other parts and places

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

All of me! X

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Probably my boobs

(It’s the only part of my body I like)

Kink (f)

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lips probably.

Hmmmm I can accept that, though cases to be made for other parts and places "

Ok, those too then

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

My Hypothalamus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently been told my hair.... I thought I was funny, interesting, witty, nice lips, smile, eyes or butt.. But No apparently my hair lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Probably my body shape or my hair

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Height

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My big toe - when it's been shaved

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My big toe - when it's been shaved

Cute hobbit feet

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Probably my body shape or my hair"

Certainly but there was me thinking that was a beautiful wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a pulse op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back or shoulders maybe... I'm not too sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My big toe - when it's been shaved

I prefer it unshaved

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Legs and bum. Both get lots attention.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Probably my eyes

Tinder x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I quite like my face (on a good day, yadda yadda...). I like the shape of my lips, if we're being specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Eyes or my hip to waist ratio x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Probably my body shape or my hair

Certainly but there was me thinking that was a beautiful wig

I know you're joking but I've been asked several times if it's a wig or extensions. Once at a funeral as the coffin was being lowered into the grave

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By *ringMeToLifeWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My vein "

I love this place lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I really don't know now.

I've aged badly over the last 5 years and feel old.

I won't say boobs or bum, as that's so cliché, so I'll say eyes, or maybe my soft skin.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

My eyes and my nipples (when they feel like jelly tots)

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

For both of us we would say our smiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hair. Px

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My legs i mean women stare at them

Do you like them too?"
My legs yes, i guess theyre pretty musley after all the sport i played for years but literally I'll be walking along and the women just stare at them they don't look at my face to see me watching them lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What, TO YOU, is your best physical quality? "

Shoulders

Eyes

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

My bum. So I am told.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My one big tit

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

My left plum. It's the low hanging fruit.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My heart. It’s a bit damaged, broken and scarred but it’s still beating.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"What, TO YOU, is your best physical quality? "

The easy ones. My eyes or my fuck-off giantic brain.

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"My left plum. It's the low hanging fruit."

Damn. You got there first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, where do I start?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My heart. It’s a bit damaged, broken and scarred but it’s still beating. "

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford

"Is it bad i wanted to say you probably think this song is about you lol

god my music taste is terrible "

Really giving away your age!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez, where do I start?"
there’s so much good about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez, where do I start? there’s so much good about you"

But I suppose your body will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really don't know now.

I've aged badly over the last 5 years and feel old.

I won't say boobs or bum, as that's so cliché, so I'll say eyes, or maybe my soft skin."

Do you moisturise everyday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeez, where do I start?

there’s so much good about you

But I suppose your body will do

Thanks Pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Gotta go with my handsome wee face

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Gotta go with my handsome wee face

Is that the face you pull when you have a wee?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My cheeky smile

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

My little tummy roll of fat. Who needs abdominals, nice and squishy

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Not another song about me, I'm really not that vain

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Gotta go with my handsome wee face

Is that the face you pull when you have a wee?

It is! Also I have my best ideas why having a wee

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