FabSwingers.com forum: Someone’s mate still fancies someone, somewhere

By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Alright then. Loathe as I am to help this thing lurch ever-closer to death with yet another thread, I have an undelivered message to pass on, so here we are.

(I’m going to borrow the rules from Jenny, who borrowed them from Posh, who probably found them lying around somewhere.)

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

So go on then. Have at it. Again.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Again? So soon?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hopefully Misty will pop in because the whole reason I started this thread is that my mate fancies himself quite the poet and wanted me to pass this on …

“Oh Misty you really are quite nifty, my desire is that you might kiss me, just once or twice or twenty. To cuddle would be blissly it really would arouse me, then nought could really stop me from pleasing quite enthusiastically the goddess that is Misty.”

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Omg! I thought it was finally over.

Urgh in. As postie too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in maybe a message floating around for me

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Again? So soon?

How soon is now though, really?

I’m out, by the way.

Out as postie anyway. I’m off to watch telly and won’t be looking at my phone.

Have fun kids. Don’t stay up too late.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi. I wrote the rules. But Fiddles started it.

I'm not in... unless people want to tell their mates how great I am... because I'm not going back in my inbox again tonight.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

In fir a short while, fingers crossed the postie visits lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Again? So soon?

I'll declare oh little you look so cute in dolly shirt thought I'd send ryhme and flirt.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I'm in.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OK. This is all the postie duty I'm doing... cos I missed it from the last one

Can you please tell Misty that last time we met in an inn we ended up getting lost, her boobs fell out, and we almost missed a train. So while I’m in, we maybe shouldn’t do the inn.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Oi. I wrote the rules. But Fiddles started it.

I'm not in... unless people want to tell their mates how great I am... because I'm not going back in my inbox again tonight."

Happily look after your box for a while whilst you rest up

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Again? So soon?

I'll declare oh little you look so cute in dolly shirt thought I'd send ryhme and flirt."

Thank you

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm still in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not actually in but have a message as postie

For _otsoposh from a lovely gentleman…

I wish she’d put her age up to 54

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

How am I not in. But in.

And outed in the Inn…

I’m in by the way.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

And that’s me out. Sorry guys I need sleeps

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Apparently I must have my postie shorts on

Incoming for Silkstress

Please let her know that I find her particularly sexy and would love to get my hands on her gorgeous curves and make her dizzy

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Out, need sleep. Will check post box in the morning. Night peeps x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I’m not actually in but have a message as postie

For _otsoposh from a lovely gentleman…

I wish she’d put her age up to 54

She is old enough as it is, don't me wishing her life away!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m not actually in but have a message as postie

For _otsoposh from a lovely gentleman…

I wish she’d put her age up to 54

She is old enough as it is, don't me wishing her life away! "

Fair though...

And mystery messager... I don't meet anyway, so really I'm just a huge disappointment all round!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Aww I missed them! In for this one though!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"How am I not in. But in.

And outed in the Inn…

I’m in by the way.

Oh misty youl have suitors galore

But run away with me to castle on the hill lord and lady castle we have many dugeion to play in .

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

Still in and happy to be postie

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Apparently I must have my postie shorts on

Thank you postie!

Incoming for Silkstress

Please let her know that I find her particularly sexy and would love to get my hands on her gorgeous curves and make her dizzy

Pretty sure I'm already dizzy enough at the best of times!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on in and postie

Tinder

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By *erms and conditionsCouple
over a year ago

Alton

You know what. It's been a while. We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also happy to be postie x

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

In for a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Declared

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m in happy to be postie

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Since I’m still awake, we can be in for a little while Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok everyone

I'm not in

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Also happy to be postie x"

Post this to your self

Love you in white

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Bugger it , I'm going to skip the middle man .. Ch3rryBomb80 you're absolutely delicious

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Incoming message for MissYeuxBleus from my very hot mate:

"Would you please let the lovely MissYeuxBleus know that that I'd love be nestled between her legs while she's nestled between the wife's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger it , I'm going to skip the middle man .. Ch3rryBomb80 you're absolutely delicious "

love it .. direct, straight to the point ..

back at you ..

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Incoming message for MissYeuxBleus from my very hot mate:

"Would you please let the lovely MissYeuxBleus know that that I'd love be nestled between her legs while she's nestled between the wife's

Oh my

a daisy chain I want to get involved in!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

To Ch3erryBomb, this absolute stunner says your pictures are cherry hot!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bugger it , I'm going to skip the middle man .. Ch3rryBomb80 you're absolutely delicious

love it .. direct, straight to the point ..

back at you ..

x "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

MissYB a very simple message from a lovely fabster

Oooft! You’re smoking hot!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in! Happy to postie for women and couples, and receive messages from anyone x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy friend would like MissYB to know that...

looking at her face gives his young stomach butterflies and it’s hard to ignore the twitches he is getting all over

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"MissYB a very simple message from a lovely fabster

Oooft! You’re smoking hot!

Short and sweet. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

Happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in, happy to be postie too

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My sexy friend would like MissYB to know that...

looking at her face gives his young stomach butterflies and it’s hard to ignore the twitches he is getting all over"

Oh we like twitches all over

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

In in work all night, so happy to be postie if required.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

This lovely gent thinks Nic85”s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy friend would like MissYB to know that...

looking at her face gives his young stomach butterflies and it’s hard to ignore the twitches he is getting all over

Oh we like twitches all over

We do?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I heard a rumour, from my mate, well it's less of a rumour and more of a state...ment that this mate of mine thinks the sun shines out of your arse and other places.

Please can you pass on to LittleBird that I think she’s a shining light inside and out. And I’d like to be her bosom buddy! Let’s squish them together

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"My sexy friend would like MissYB to know that...

looking at her face gives his young stomach butterflies and it’s hard to ignore the twitches he is getting all over

Oh we like twitches all over

We do?

We as in me and my foof!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

V late to the party, but in for a bit and awaiting post

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This lovely gent thinks Nic85”s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can you tell nic85 it's been a while I wanna C yet highland fling

I sure can, I just did!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Ooh, I have a message for the VonMatterhorns:

"I'd love to be the filling in a delicious VonMatterhorn sandwich"

Bon appetit!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Very sexy lady had asked

Can you let miss YB know I'd love for us to be giving each other twitches all over

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I thought I'd pop in for a bit.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Another one from a mate of mine

Can you tell Missyeuxbleu she is fit

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

I'm still in for a bit then off to bed x

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Oh, Mrs TMN, someone's been paying close attention to your pics! A message for you:

"Please can you tell the delectable Mrs _wist my nipples,

I want her in the same position as her pic from June 20th so I can devour her from behind....slowly"

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Another one for the lovely Mrs TMN:

"I would walk 500miles to be the filling in their sandwhich"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Another ones from the postbag... Nic85 love your smile

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Heartsman, I hope you haven't gone to bed yet as you have a message from a very sexy lady:

"Oooh can you ask Heartsman if he needs a little spoon?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another ones from the postbag... Nic85 love your smile

Thank you

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Very sexy lady had asked

Can you let miss YB know I'd love for us to be giving each other twitches all over "

Consider it done, let’s twitch

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

"Heartsman, I hope you haven't gone to bed yet as you have a message from a very sexy lady:

"Oooh can you ask Heartsman if he needs a little spoon?"

No still up. Tell the lady to message me , I'm still awake and would love to be her big spoon

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Another one from a mate of mine

Can you tell Missyeuxbleu she is fit"

I’m really not but thank you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh, Mrs TMN, someone's been paying close attention to your pics! A message for you:

"Please can you tell the delectable Mrs _wist my nipples,

I want her in the same position as her pic from June 20th so I can devour her from behind....slowly""

Well that sounds tempting!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Ooh, I have a message for the VonMatterhorns:

"I'd love to be the filling in a delicious VonMatterhorn sandwich"

Bon appetit!

Oooh, alright, who are we stuffing in between us?

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

My very attractive and desirable stunner mate tells twisted soul...

She volunteers

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I missed this! {shakes fist}

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Now I'm in...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I am in . Can I ask what a message is ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry, fell asleep! Last one:

One for MissYeuxBleus. I keep thinking about the future and I’ve been having visions. Getting lost in her eyes, navigating by her lush lips, and finding myself in her bed. Could be worse, eh?

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

I’m for any early birds

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

In for this morning

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Seems to be no posties about so I’ll hand deliver:

Mrs Twist my nipples I think your reet sexy, will you put on your rainbow leg warmers and ride me like it’s lady’s day at Ascot?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This seems to have gone well. Shall we keep it running today? I know a lot of you down in England have the day off …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone fancies me. I'm too crazy.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Noone fancies me. I'm too crazy.

Crazy sexy maybe

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Seems to be no posties about so I’ll hand deliver:

Mrs Twist my nipples I think your reet sexy, will you put on your rainbow leg warmers and ride me like it’s lady’s day at Ascot?"

Giddy the fuck up, Stanley

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Noone fancies me. I'm too crazy.

At least one of those things is correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noone fancies me. I'm too crazy.

Facts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This seems to have gone well. Shall we keep it running today? I know a lot of you down in England have the day off …"

Can it just die quietly already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Ch3erryBomb, this absolute stunner says your pictures are cherry hot!

"
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She needs to DM me

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Can it just die quietly already? "

Oh, so after all this time you want it to die on *my* watch? I’m disappointed.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Sorry, fell asleep! Last one:

One for MissYeuxBleus. I keep thinking about the future and I’ve been having visions. Getting lost in her eyes, navigating by her lush lips, and finding myself in her bed. Could be worse, eh?"

I’m still in bed. Navigate here now please

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Sorry, fell asleep! Last one:

One for MissYeuxBleus. I keep thinking about the future and I’ve been having visions. Getting lost in her eyes, navigating by her lush lips, and finding myself in her bed. Could be worse, eh?

I’m still in bed. Navigate here now please

Turns on Sat nav, oops I mean sex nav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noone fancies me. I'm too crazy.

Facts."

Not even her husband

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I didn’t know this thread was still rolling along until I was tasked with delivering this message for the cute couple above:

“Can you tell tempting twosome that there’s a crazy sized gap in my life right now and as someone else’s wife she’d fit right in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just saw this post ….. better late then never

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

That Tempting Twosome get allll the messages. This one’s just for F though. My mate says:

“Can you tell F of TT2 that I fancy her. But that's all I can say!”

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

"Only just saw this post ….. better late then never

Always fancied you Mellrose

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

another day another empty post box

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

If we are still playing, I'm back for the night to be postie.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Tempting Twosome get allll the messages. This one’s just for F though. My mate says:

“Can you tell F of TT2 that I fancy her. But that's all I can say!”"

Can you tell your friend I need to know who it is!

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch. "

Snitches end up in ditches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch.

Snitches end up in ditches"

How very Essex of you x

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Snitches end up in ditches"

Exactly. And I’m too pretty to be murdered.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch. "

Yeah! Bros and Hos before F knows!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch.

Snitches end up in ditches

How very Essex of you x

Innit, babes

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Snitches end up in ditches

Exactly. And I’m too pretty to be murdered."

Hmmmmm. You have a pretty mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry F, I ain’t no snitch. "

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

How is this still going?

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm in if it's still active?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I'm in if it's still active?

"
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Yes but quiet and no posties so I guess self delivery.

Little red, what big eyes you have, what sweet thighs you have, if you’re hiding out from the big bad wolf maybe you could let me huff and puff and blow your panties down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if this does turn into holy thread revival, im happy to play postie

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I suppose I should join in shouldn’t I.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"if this does turn into holy thread revival, im happy to play postie

You look a dam sight better that

The guy who delivers my mail

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"if this does turn into holy thread revival, im happy to play postie

If we’re doing postie role play will you help me empty my sack?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s time to squeal and jump up and down with joy because Quacksplat a lovely hottie has asked that I tell you how glad she is that you’re back and that she’s missed you.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Happy to be in if this gets going

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You wouldn't let it lie Vic.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You wouldn't let it lie Vic.

It’s about this time in the evening I like to pass a squirrel over a bowl of fruit.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m back in. Again.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Quacksplat a message for you from my devilishly handsome mate:

Will you tell quackers that I’d love to get up to all sorts of duckery with her.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"You wouldn't let it lie Vic.

It’s about this time in the evening I like to pass a squirrel over a bowl of fruit. "

Behave or I’m getting the chives out, or worse I’ll send for Graham Lister

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'm in if it's still active?

Yes but quiet and no posties so I guess self delivery.

Little red, what big eyes you have, what sweet thighs you have, if you’re hiding out from the big bad wolf maybe you could let me huff and puff and blow your panties down?"

Are you trying to tell me you are the big bad wolf?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Either my mate has been at the gin or LittleRed has sent him a little crazed..

‘Will you tell little red hiding bum that I’m sorry I’m totally distracted by her boobs.

Oh I meant will you say hello sweet cheeks.

x’

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Back in for the finale

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"I'm in if it's still active?

Yes but quiet and no posties so I guess self delivery.

Little red, what big eyes you have, what sweet thighs you have, if you’re hiding out from the big bad wolf maybe you could let me huff and puff and blow your panties down?

Are you trying to tell me you are the big bad wolf?

Only until you tickle behind my ears

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Chery bomb you lucky bugger, a rather lovely and sexy lady has asked me to pass this on.

Can you please pass on to Ch3rry Bomb80 that I want to do all the sexy things to him, like wriggle my tongue up his torso and plant a sloppy wet one of his lips...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one for the gorgeous little red one, from a delicious gentleman friend of mine..

tell little red hiding bum that I’m sorry I’m totally distracted by her boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ey up dearest Fiddles, a genuinely beautiful friend of mine had this to say...

To Mr Fiddlesticks the original charmer, can we play out our fantasy yet? I’m getting impatient and it’s going to turn into a flogging at this rate!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

This just in from a naughty man who needs a flogging

Will you tell Misty Peaks that if she was ever to go Unlos I’d definitely miss her peaks.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"ey up dearest Fiddles, a genuinely beautiful friend of mine had this to say...

To Mr Fiddlesticks the original charmer, can we play out our fantasy yet? I’m getting impatient and it’s going to turn into a flogging at this rate!

I say, I’m ready when you are, but the flogging wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world would it.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Another message for the ever lovely Quacksplat

I'm glad to see that she's back, but I'm torn between wanting to feel my dick in the back of her throat, or deep in her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can somebody tell Mr TT2 that his cock is needed ASAP!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Me DX2012 I want to know your secret because a sexy lady has asked me to tell you that she thinks you have the perfect body, beard and bulge...

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"one for the gorgeous little red one, from a delicious gentleman friend of mine..

tell little red hiding bum that I’m sorry I’m totally distracted by her boobs

Oh my! Someone must really like my boobs - care to confess or are you still in a daze?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot "

Well thank you to the lady in question

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Me DX2012 I want to know your secret because a sexy lady has asked me to tell you that she thinks you have the perfect body, beard and bulge... "

At risk of offending a DX2012 in the thread, I'll assume this was for me haha. I'm a long way from perfection, but very much appreciate the message

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me DX2012 I want to know your secret because a sexy lady has asked me to tell you that she thinks you have the perfect body, beard and bulge...

At risk of offending a DX2012 in the thread, I'll assume this was for me haha. I'm a long way from perfection, but very much appreciate the message"

Doh

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A message from the Control Tower

Code Red Code Red

I can’t believe the thread’s been resurrected again, and not only that but three of Fab’s most fabulous redheads have all arrived at once. This can only mean one thing. Little Red, Quacksplat and Miss Yeux Blues … I’ll need all three of you to report to my bunk at once. I have l, erm … duties for you to perform. Duties. Yes, that’s it.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm in there like swimwear

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I have a message from a total hunk to pass on:

Mind letting tempting twosome 2 know that I'm sorry she got denied the dick pics that she was asking for earlier, and would have sprung to her aid if I'd noticed earlier haha

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A message from the Control Tower

Code Red Code Red

Reporting for duty Sir. Do you want us in Uniform?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message from a total hunk to pass on:

Mind letting tempting twosome 2 know that I'm sorry she got denied the dick pics that she was asking for earlier, and would have sprung to her aid if I'd noticed earlier haha"

Oh please tell this delightful person I'm still in need

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Oh this one is in a very naughty mood this is evening…

“I know this is filthy but will you tell Melrose I’d like to back into her.

”

Not sure what it means but I’d let him!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

The gorgeous Miss Bleu my handsome fun mate is hoping to rather get you out of your uniform than in it.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I have a message from a total hunk to pass on:

Mind letting tempting twosome 2 know that I'm sorry she got denied the dick pics that she was asking for earlier, and would have sprung to her aid if I'd noticed earlier haha

Oh please tell this delightful person I'm still in need

***TT2 I have a followup message***

"I'm unable to send post her way. I'm sure we can find a way to ensure delivery haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh this one is in a very naughty mood this is evening…

“I know this is filthy but will you tell Melrose I’d like to back into her.

”

Not sure what it means but I’d let him!

Probe him a bit more then get back to me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I kinda like this is still going.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"The gorgeous Miss Bleu my handsome fun mate is hoping to rather get you out of your uniform than in it.

What if I take it all off except for the hat and boots?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The gorgeous Miss Bleu my handsome fun mate is hoping to rather get you out of your uniform than in it.

What if I take it all off except for the hat and boots?

Then in that case I’m keeping you all to myself.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

MissYeuxBleus my charming mate asked me to pass on that:

I’m going to kiss her to death and *then* bang her hard against the wall. Then get back to the kissing.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

Well thank you to the lady in question "

I'm very much surprised that you have DM me to find out who the lady in question might be.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

Well thank you to the lady in question

I'm very much surprised that you have DM me to find out who the lady in question might be."

I can't message you, but if you want to blow her cover then feel free

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

Well thank you to the lady in question

I'm very much surprised that you have DM me to find out who the lady in question might be.

I can't message you, but if you want to blow her cover then feel free

Why cant you message me . its a private matter .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

Well thank you to the lady in question

I'm very much surprised that you have DM me to find out who the lady in question might be.

I can't message you, but if you want to blow her cover then feel free

Why cant you message me . its a private matter ."

Message now you'll get through

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"MissYeuxBleus my charming mate asked me to pass on that:

I’m going to kiss her to death and *then* bang her hard against the wall. Then get back to the kissing."

I’m so up for this!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"OK Mr Dx2019 a lady of my acquaintance she quite mysterious. Appears to think your hot

Well thank you to the lady in question

I'm very much surprised that you have DM me to find out who the lady in question might be."

MasterR, I will never use you as postie if you can't keep it to yourself

It wasn't me by the way, I'm not in.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been asked by a sexy fella to post this.

Can you tell the wonderful and fancyless F of TT2 that I do indeed very much fancy her. As I have already stated.

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’m so up for this!

I’ll hold you to that. *And* to the wall.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Even though we are not in, Little Red, a message for you...

I haven’t had a tongue workout in ages and I’d love to get lost licking those perfect nipples of hers to get my sexercise fix

Again, we are not in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Even though we are not in, Little Red, a message for you...

I haven’t had a tongue workout in ages and I’d love to get lost licking those perfect nipples of hers to get my sexercise fix

Again, we are not in

This is what dedication is! A postie on leave still doing their duties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost time for the thread to die

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Even though we are not in, Little Red, a message for you...

I haven’t had a tongue workout in ages and I’d love to get lost licking those perfect nipples of hers to get my sexercise fix

Again, we are not in

Awww thanks for passing this on even though you are not on duty

It is much appreciated!

To the person that wrote the message - how many sets are required on each nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi please would you let MissYB know that I wanna ravish every inch of her body taking her on a sensual journey through exquisite arousal to blissful orgasmic fulfilment ending up at breathless flushed contentment

I wouldn’t turn this down if I were you MissYB

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Almost time for the thread to die

She’s had a good run. God bless all who sailed in her.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Almost time for the thread to die

Its going to rise again, like the phoenix.

Queue Tenacious D!

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

*Something’s* certainly gonna rise again.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Almost time for the thread to die

Its going to rise again, like the phoenix.

Queue Tenacious D! "

This is not the greatest thread in the world. This is just a tribute.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good fancying thread everyone

* did I sound like Rex then?

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By *ose-tinted Glasses OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"* did I sound like Rex then?

Nailed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and peace

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In at the end late one from my mate.

Could you pass this lil love note to Little Red please

Roses are red, poems are corny, when I look at your pics I get really horny. Can we shag now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been asked by a sexy fella to post this.

Can you tell the wonderful and fancyless F of TT2 that I do indeed very much fancy her. As I have already stated.

But do you fancy my crazy too?

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