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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A) Curse through gritted teeth and swear a lot

B) Inhale through gritted teach, before letting out a stoic sigh

B for me generally dependant on how hideous the stubbing was.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

oooo you bastrd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A) Curse through gritted teeth and swear a lot

B) Inhale through gritted teach, before letting out a stoic sigh

B for me generally dependant on how hideous the stubbing was. "

You're a better man than me, A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step 1: "Motherfucker!"

Step 2: Clutch toe in hands

Step 3: Collapse on to nearest soft furnishing until pain subsides

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Are we talking little toe or camel toe?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A. Everytime.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t grit my teeth, I just let the swearing flow.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don’t grit my teeth, I just let the swearing flow."

That's hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are we talking little toe or camel toe? "

Or stubbing your toe into a camel toe? How such cirmanstances might align is unlikey however.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Step 1: "Motherfucker!"

Step 2: Clutch toe in hands

Step 3: Collapse on to nearest soft furnishing until pain subsides

"

Wot a wussy!

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

A grimacing B

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I usually come out with "fuck" rather loudly and then get attacked by the dog who thinks it's a game to join in with ....

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Run around swearing at anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually come out with "fuck" rather loudly and then get attacked by the dog who thinks it's a game to join in with ...."

That's actually lovely, your dog might have been rushing to your aid when hearing your distressed shout.

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

Broke my toe a,few years ago after stubbing it against the stairs. It was one of the sorest things I ever did .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Broke my toe a,few years ago after stubbing it against the stairs. It was one of the sorest things I ever did ."

Why were you moving at such velocity? I don't remember being the hot sexy stud waiting upsatais in your bedroom.

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By *acyCariadWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Step 1: "Motherfucker!"

Step 2: Clutch toe in hands

Step 3: Collapse on to nearest soft furnishing until pain subsides

"

This except I shout CUNTYBALLS

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By *acyCariadWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Broke my toe a,few years ago after stubbing it against the stairs. It was one of the sorest things I ever did ."

I have also done this, it's a bitch. I fell UP the stairs and stubbed it, then walked 2 miles in a parade. Then limped for 2 weeks lol

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