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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Technically she never lied then

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "
wrong address or a prank?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Ohh sorry! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t help myself

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

O.P. Good Joke

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "
Did you try knocking her back door in?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Technically she never lied then "

You’ve got a good point.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t help myself

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over sharing again

Left on the side off the road 3 miles from home had to walk home with one sock had to use the other to clean my face

Was back staying with parents took a late night meet guy picked me up took me to a quiet area not to far from home

Done the deeds and gave me a facial asked if he had baby wipes to clean my face

He sed yes in his car underneath the drivers seat

He sed he go get them jumped in started the car and drove off leave me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically she never lied then "

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Over sharing again

Left on the side off the road 3 miles from home had to walk home with one sock had to use the other to clean my face

Was back staying with parents took a late night meet guy picked me up took me to a quiet area not to far from home

Done the deeds and gave me a facial asked if he had baby wipes to clean my face

He sed yes in his car underneath the drivers seat

He sed he go get them jumped in started the car and drove off leave me there "

That is awful and I'm sorry that happened to you

But reading that did make me laugh

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A seriously scary guy who tried to get me to meet him in a park at night. Errrrm no. Shook me up. Be careful out there people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over sharing again

Left on the side off the road 3 miles from home had to walk home with one sock had to use the other to clean my face

Was back staying with parents took a late night meet guy picked me up took me to a quiet area not to far from home

Done the deeds and gave me a facial asked if he had baby wipes to clean my face

He sed yes in his car underneath the drivers seat

He sed he go get them jumped in started the car and drove off leave me there

That is awful and I'm sorry that happened to you

But reading that did make me laugh "

Thanks and yip it was and it’s ok to laugh about I can see how it could be funny put it this way he got blocked with no verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "

Quite a common occurrence, lot of ppl get off on the chat

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"I shouldn’t laugh but I can’t help myself

"

Screaming at this

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "

Should have messaged her that someone got there before you,broke in and burgled the place.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Friday night, I agreed to meet a guy in Bristol. He said to pick him up and we'll go somewhere.

I rang him as I was parked at the postcode he gave me. He said he could see me and told me to follow him. I spotted him, he started to walk away, he was about 20 yards in front and I followed him. I couldn't keep up, I was in heels so walking slowly, he just kept waking quicker.

Eventually we ended up in a park, it was pouring with rain, the grass was soaking, It wasn't pleasant. Anyway I went down to suck him and 30 seconds later a dog barked, and you could just make out a dog walker in the dark.

The guy just zipped up and ran, left me crouched down on the grass in the rain. Arrived back to my vehicle, rang him, I was a bit annoyed. He blocked my phone number and went UNLOS. Luckily, I wasn't too far from a cruising place, drove there and ended up having a great night.

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Yeah true that

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Well it was a prank because it was an abandoned house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it was a prank because it was an abandoned house "

You guys sure picked a creepy night for a drive.

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Trust me i was laughing my ass off with tears in my eye and obv with a boner so you can imagine lol

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Loooolll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "

It shouldn't be funny but it is lol

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

You don’t wanna know what i did

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

It’s actually funny

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"You don’t wanna know what i did"
you never smashed the window it wasn't his house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard joke before

https://youtu.be/8XeyyOVmvA8?si=0CDHsGlg69C-F82D

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Technically she never lied then "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

Fucking hell! that was a lucky escape!

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

Damn mate you are lucky if you still get a boner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

Thats some scary shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

That's scary as fook!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I was just as worried about her as I was about myself, but she signalled for me to get out of there and I trusted her judgement.

Let’s just say I quit that site and deleted my profile the same day.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Some buzz tho eh

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By *aqi OP   Man
over a year ago

northampton

By far you had the worst i guess

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade


"A seriously scary guy who tried to get me to meet him in a park at night. Errrrm no. Shook me up. Be careful out there people. "

Some strange ones on here men and women

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m new so no horror stories yet

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I went for a coffee in a hotel with a view to playing if we got on well. I was meeting a 6ft 2 blonde guy, late 30s, handsome and charming. The guy who arrived was a 60 year old 5ft 4 Indian guy who thought that we may as well carry on with our meet and play "seeing as we're both here now". Never left an establishment so fast in my life.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I was in a chat room on cam fully clothed . Helping out a couple with a computer tech problem.

I went back to work a week later. Started getting snide comments. Found out someone at my work place had seen me online. Took a while to find out who. Made complaint to HR. Once proved to HR that person also was site member . Could not see me if not. They in end left company. Did not use chat rooms for very long time

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By *orkshire biMan
over a year ago

elland


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of

hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

Goes to show the dangers of the job sometimes and we should always be on our guard. At least your OK.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Very first fab meet 7 years ago.

Had 2 socials with a woman before agreeing to meet in an hotel.

She hadn't been open and honest about what she expected and without any warning she punched me full on in the face.

I asked wtf?

She wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink.

I told her she had picked the wrong guy for that but because she was so apologetic I didn't leave straight away.

A short while later she drove her knee into my balls so I got dressed and left her there and left the site a couple of days later.

If she had told me beforehand we never would have met.

I can only imagine the uproar if the roles had been reversed.

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By *oft_SensualTV/TS
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The most benign of a few incidences I've had was one where the guy was so d*unk he couldn't even stand up, never mind 'get up'. I wouldn't have minded but he was only drinking a brand of well known weak Australian lager!

Besides this, the minute I walked in, it was obvious he hadn't been near a shower/bath in a while, nor had a duster or mop ever graced the surfaces of his flat. I left very quickly as he fell asleep with his pants around his ankles, thankfully not having driven that far.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Op

It could've been worse if the door was open, you went in it was pitch black then the light gets switched on you find the room full of people and everyone shouting surprise

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"A seriously scary guy who tried to get me to meet him in a park at night. Errrrm no. Shook me up. Be careful out there people.

Some strange ones on here men and women "

Just in the world. No more weirdos on here than anywhere else, I suppose.

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By *ukesidewaysMan
over a year ago

nuneaton

Arranged a meet about ten miles from home. As it was a lovely day, I decided to go on my motorbike.

Found this quiet lane where there was a church and a few nice houses, with lots of privacy, which was great as the person I was meeting was a naturist like myself and had suggested that we have some fun alfresco.

So I'm standing in this lane and the messagenger said go to this gate. I knock and this attractive blonde answers, looking a bit sweaty in jeans and t-shirt. I ask if this is such and such (they were all named) with my hopes high as she was quite hot. No she replies, try further down the lane. So back on the bike and head further on.

Find another wooden gate and knock again. No answer so I message the fabber. Next reply is "nice view, isn't it?" Wtf I reply then realise I'd been suckered. Then was blocked.

Got back onto my bike and rode off. But I could feel my phone going off in my pocket. So I pulled into this layby. No reponse from the fabber, instead just a random text. Then realised I had unintentionally parked in a dogging spot. So it wasn't a wasted journey after all!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Well a women told me come over no one’s at home and when i went 15 miles to see her there was literally no one there, not even her. "

classic! I’ve been tempted to do this, but the mrs is a little hesitant as I want to send someone to a house across the street. The guy that lives there is a bit of a prick, so I want to send him a naked desperate man holding a bunch of flowers.

The mr

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"This wasn’t on Fab, but from a similar site many years ago …

I had a fantastic meet. Arranged to meet a woman in a bar, have a couple of drinks, then go up to a rented apartment across the road. She was gorgeous - slim, with killer cheekbones and a sharply-cut black bob. We had a marvellous couple of hours in bed together.

I contacted her again a couple of months later. We messaged back and forth. She talked about loving how I wrote about sex and asked me to tell the story of our night together. So I did. Right down to me covering her tits in cum and her asking whether I always cum so much, or if it was just for her.

She asked me to meet her again. At her flat this time. Of course I said yes.

But when I got there she was confused. She hadn’t been talking to me. She grabbed her laptop and found the conversation. And figured it out straight away. Her boyfriend had logged into her account and tricked me into describing everything we’d done together.

Shit. She’d never mentioned a boyfriend!

She started to panic and told me to get out. Now. Obviously her boyfriend had laid a trap and must be on his way over right now.

She was right. He barged through the door holding a machete and punched me in the face before I could say anything. A fucking machete! What the hell?

So I left. Fast. And phoned the police before I’d even made it down the stairs.

I spoke to the girl later and apparently the police arrived really, really quickly - before he did anything more than shout at her. Thank fuck."

You ran and left her alone with a man with a machete ?

Glad you are okay though. How scary for you.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Stealthing. He said he couldn't help it

Shittything to do but as potential awful things go not that bad.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Stealthing. He said he couldn't help it

Shittything to do but as potential awful things go not that bad. "

Classed a R ape in Eng. and Wales.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

So before our fab days and when I was single. Arranged to meet a guy for a drink, he didn't show so I headed home.

He then messaged to say how nice I look in my dress, descibing it exactly, never knew if he followed me home but freaked me out!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You ran and left her alone with a man with a machete ? "

You missed my other post Granny.


"I was just as worried about her as I was about myself, but she signalled for me to get out of there and I trusted her judgement."

But still, not my finest moment. I know that.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By far you had the worst i guess"

Btw Saqi, if you are replying to a specific post in the thread , click on the " Reply + Quote " in the bottom right corner and then write your post . That way people will know which post you are replying to

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Stealthing. He said he couldn't help it

Shittything to do but as potential awful things go not that bad. "

Fucking hell! I had a guy who said that had he turned up to our meet say he would have done that! Jesus.....what a lucky escape I had

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Technically she never lied then "
this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very first fab meet 7 years ago.

Had 2 socials with a woman before agreeing to meet in an hotel.

She hadn't been open and honest about what she expected and without any warning she punched me full on in the face.

I asked wtf?

She wanted me to retaliate because that was her kink.

I told her she had picked the wrong guy for that but because she was so apologetic I didn't leave straight away.

A short while later she drove her knee into my balls so I got dressed and left her there and left the site a couple of days later.

If she had told me beforehand we never would have met.

I can only imagine the uproar if the roles had been reversed. "

Feck, imagine if you had obliged what she set out to do? A very lucky escape for you methinks!

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