FabSwingers.com forum: timewasters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

Oooohhh I've been wanting a KFC for weeks! Now I'm hungry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

Don't complain, you can still have a 'bargain bucket'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

How can you be promised fun? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like foul play to me.

boom boom.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Without a definite address and having talked to them on the phone just prior, I would not have left the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

many of them on here ! funniest line ever , is HIGHLY SEXED ! can only meet at weekends ! RABBITS ! must get hammered in the week ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Perhaps your selection process and expectations need to be addressed? Z

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can you be promised fun? Z"

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least the night wasn't a total loss. You got to have KFC for dinner, stop moaning

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

sounds dodgy to me...i would steer clear...especially if they play with mismatched clothes pegs

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"How can you be promised fun? Z

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it? "

lol - you think? Can';t see how ANYONE would guarantee that they would have sex with someone they'd never met. Perhaps that should have been the giveaway for you? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"many of them on here ! funniest line ever , is HIGHLY SEXED ! can only meet at weekends ! RABBITS ! must get hammered in the week ?"

....pardon?

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If you didnt get the breast, wing it to the takeaway counter and leg it with the spicy burger.

At least the evening ended with some food.

Guarentee's on Fab.... that would be a first.

They were probably sat in their house or car watching you wait for them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you didnt get the breast, wing it to the takeaway counter and leg it with the spicy burger.

At least the evening ended with some food.

Guarentee's on Fab.... that would be a first.

They were probably sat in their house or car watching you wait for them !"

You think it was a 'they'?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"If you didnt get the breast, wing it to the takeaway counter and leg it with the spicy burger.

At least the evening ended with some food.

Guarentee's on Fab.... that would be a first.

They were probably sat in their house or car watching you wait for them !

You think it was a 'they'? "

Nope! Z

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I think it was a group of single women (a posse if you will) who are all waiting for him to exit said fast food establishment before they pounce on him, remove him to locked premises and let others use him as they will.

You'll have a great time letsbe.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

Well, swinging is like a KFC meal, the guys guys end up with sticky fingers, and the ladies have a greasy box you can throw your bone into!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they saw u and thought u weren't for them after all.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you didnt get the breast, wing it to the takeaway counter and leg it with the spicy burger.

At least the evening ended with some food.

Guarentee's on Fab.... that would be a first.

They were probably sat in their house or car watching you wait for them !

You think it was a 'they'?

Nope! Z"

The OP said 'them' and my assumption was that he would have checked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters.

Well, swinging is like a KFC meal, the guys guys end up with sticky fingers, and the ladies have a greasy box you can throw your bone into!

you make the bargain bucket sound like a bucket fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC.... Bad idea.

Try McD's next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they saw u and thought u weren't for them after all."

So its acceptable to just bugger off is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages and texts,,,,never actually spoke to them then?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"So its acceptable to just bugger off is it?"

Maybe they just got on their high horse and burgered off

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

"KFC.... Bad idea.

Try McD's next time.

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burgers are off the menu for now eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC car park?

Did they have room in their corsa for fun?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol kfc car park...classy.

How very dare they not give you sex after paying for a top up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be promised fun? Z

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it? "

Nooooooooooooo you've been played

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think the OP is having us on to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they saw u and thought u weren't for them after all.

So its acceptable to just bugger off is it?"

I never said it was! I wasn't the one that stood him up so don't stress at me I'm just saying what might have happened not that I would ever do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"KFC car park?

Did they have room in their corsa for fun?

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dont dis a corsa dude.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "
oh no wht kfc are u in, u told me the one in edgmere avenue, ive been here 2 bloody hours

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

"I think the OP is having us on to be honest.

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

"How can you be promised fun? Z

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it? "

nothing in this "game" is guaranteed. Just because you have arranged a meet doesn't mean that you will actually get to play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just forget it and move on, three times I've been let down now, it does piss you off, but its there choice and not much you can so about it,

Maybe they turned up saw what you looked like and didn't fancy it.

Who knows,but no point on dwelling on it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I would have gone with NO expectations. KFC car park yeah! Come on now dude...really?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP got his breasts I take it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

OP come clean. It's painful to watch now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps You have the wrong KFC car park??

Look out for the leader of the gang, I hear that she wears non matching pegs on her nips

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I would have gone with NO expectations. KFC car park yeah! Come on now dude...really?!! "
over by the wheelie bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they obviously just wanted the phone top up and got some poor sucker to pay for it for them lol

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

" and I paid £10 for a phone top up"

If it was for their phone you've been scammed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letsbe!!!!

Come clean.....

Think the OP was a tad tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crunchy or original flavor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird he's not been back on to comment since lol

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"Weird he's not been back on to comment since lol"

Probably because he is currently at the bbw social at Chams ...lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

Are you still there?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"So I was told to meet them in a kfc carpark, and promised fun.

So I've been here half hour and no sign of a show and definitely not the breast I hoped for.Don't you just hate timewasters. "

Well, Letsbe, that's what you get for going after top totty. Next time lower your standards, widen your search criteria, agree to everything and you'll find you will get all you deserve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starting my three day weekend on a sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what I do these days, i always accommodate at mine the first meet,i never meet strangers at car parks let alone a KFC one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry guys its was tongue in cheek, because a certain lady who shall remain nameless was late.

I did get my breasts and my fun. I did not get duped into paying for a top up, and I was at the bbw night.

Please be assured that no chavs were hurt in the makeng of this thread, and I do have high standards in the people I meet.

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Sounds like it was a boneless banquet

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

This thread is hilarious!!!!

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"This thread is hilarious!!!!"

had me giggling all yesterday...lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"This thread is hilarious!!!!

had me giggling all yesterday...lol"

me too - cheered up a dull Sunday afternoon lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

So who was the forlorn looking dude in the KFC carpark huddled in a corner looking at his watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you be promised fun? Z

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it? "
. Biggest scam if ever heard the person wanting a phone top up how many are they doing this to

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How can you be promised fun? Z

We the graphic messages they sent beforehand, and I paid £10 for a phone top upso we could text. That's s guarantee isn't it? . Biggest scam if ever heard the person wanting a phone top up how many are they doing this to "

Yeah what a mug. However, I've spent several pounds on 'guaranteed meet tips' and 'the single bi female gagging for it' booklet and a serbian translation service for the 0.093% Serbian ladies on here and have been scammed on an almost weekly basis.

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