FabSwingers.com forum: You come here often?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The best chat up line ever!!!

But, why do you log in here daily or regularly? (If you do) I know I do.

But what is it on fab that makes you keep coming back for more. The people? The chase? The attention?

We only search out good stuff don’t we otherwise we’d turn our backs on something that isn’t fun anymore .. if we are to believe the betting shop disclaimers.

So, why are you on here today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best chat up line ever!!!

But, why do you log in here daily or regularly? (If you do) I know I do.

But what is it on fab that makes you keep coming back for more. The people? The chase? The attention?

We only search out good stuff don’t we otherwise we’d turn our backs on something that isn’t fun anymore .. if we are to believe the betting shop disclaimers.

So, why are you on here today?

For the chicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

To see you Woody. Is there any other reason ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

It was like offering a drink. They knew you were interested.

And a ‘no thanks’ was polite enough to understand she thought I was an ugly hobbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Habit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To see you Woody. Is there any other reason ?"

…..I’ve already bought your Xmas gift and card.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hobbits

FIFy

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

It was like offering a drink. They knew you were interested.

And a ‘no thanks’ was polite enough to understand she thought I was an ugly hobbit.

I was very shy back then. I would normally be the one to be asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

But you can easily find pretty pictures on the internet

Comedy, I can buy nto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asking my self that for a little while now and the answer is out off habit really nothing else nothing more nothing less

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

It was like offering a drink. They knew you were interested.

And a ‘no thanks’ was polite enough to understand she thought I was an ugly hobbit.

I was very shy back then. I would normally be the one to be asked

Damn, I can’t remember EVER being asked

Can you please be my wing man???

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

The best chat up line ever!!!

But, why do you log in here daily or regularly? (If you do) I know I do.

But what is it on fab that makes you keep coming back for more. The people? The chase? The attention?

We only search out good stuff don’t we otherwise we’d turn our backs on something that isn’t fun anymore .. if we are to believe the betting shop disclaimers.

So, why are you on here today?

Cause I'm aware and my other half is asleep lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been asking my self that for a little while now and the answer is out off habit really nothing else nothing more nothing less "

That’s 3 for Habit so far.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Scrolling through the forums keeps me here, we don't really look to meet from fab anymore I'd much rather meet at social events face value is so much easier than trying to hold a conversation with a cock/vag.

Although that being said I've recently begun to return some winks however that hasn't proven successful.

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Some people are alright I like the interaction with a few and a big dose of bordem, there are a few things that pop up which really do help pass the time seeing them play out.

If not for that I'd probably never be in.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've popped on because the forums amuse me. It's something to scroll through before I can be bothered to get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrolling through the forums keeps me here, we don't really look to meet from fab anymore I'd much rather meet at social events face value is so much easier than trying to hold a conversation with a cock/vag.

Although that being said I've recently begun to return some winks however that hasn't proven successful.

Mrs "

Is it only I that refers to it as my Wink Box?

Narrator - Woody already knows it’s empty as he cleaned and dusted his boxes this weekend…

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

The best chat up line ever!!!

But, why do you log in here daily or regularly? (If you do) I know I do.

But what is it on fab that makes you keep coming back for more. The people? The chase? The attention?

We only search out good stuff don’t we otherwise we’d turn our backs on something that isn’t fun anymore .. if we are to believe the betting shop disclaimers.

So, why are you on here today?

For the chicks"

So just to look at the chicks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check messages, and forum laughs!

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I log in maybe a dozen times a day but never stay more than 5 mins at a time so that's an hour a day and I only use the forums.

It's a minor distraction like watching waddling penguins jostling for position.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've popped on because the forums amuse me. It's something to scroll through before I can be bothered to get out of bed. "

And there was a time this place would possibly get someone into my bed… *reminisces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

But you can easily find pretty pictures on the internet

Comedy, I can buy nto.

This is the internet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Although that being said I've recently begun to return some winks however that hasn't proven successful.

Mrs

Is it only I that refers to it as my Wink Box?

Narrator - Woody already knows it’s empty as he cleaned and dusted his boxes this weekend…

sorry a couple of couples however it amounted to nothing, sighs and hides back under rock remembering why I don't seek out people here....

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobbits

FIFy

Hobbits keep winking at me

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Tits, I mainly come here for the tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check messages, and forum laughs! "

Forum laughs? I remember them. …

I vote bring back the forum laughs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hobbits

FIFy

Hobbits keep winking at me

They probably do.

^see

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

It was like offering a drink. They knew you were interested.

And a ‘no thanks’ was polite enough to understand she thought I was an ugly hobbit.

I was very shy back then. I would normally be the one to be asked

Damn, I can’t remember EVER being asked

Can you please be my wing man???

I am pretty sure you do very well by yourself and that is not referring to any diy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tits, I mainly come here for the tits

Boobs or the people on the forum?

***Mods - It’s just a generic shit joke, I’m in the forum, this refers to myself to.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I remember when I first joined it was literally straight forward I met a woman on the first night of joining. It served a purpose of meets and swinging now it's mostly fake profiles dreamers people wanting to hear fantasies or just look at forums .. it's nearly run it's course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just a newbie after about 4 years making a tentative return.

Always did enjoy the forums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The good old days, standing somewhere in the pub or discoteque

and someone would ask 'do you come here often'. Bring it all back, it worked

It was like offering a drink. They knew you were interested.

And a ‘no thanks’ was polite enough to understand she thought I was an ugly hobbit.

I was very shy back then. I would normally be the one to be asked

Damn, I can’t remember EVER being asked

Can you please be my wing man???

I am pretty sure you do very well by yourself and that is not referring to any diy.

Yes. I’m good at diy.

I’ll ask my harem if I’m okay for a wing man

Narrator -*chokes on his coffee as he spits it out laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

And the pretty fanny pics I keep sending you.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Apart from when some people are determined to cause issues, it is just an interesting place. The possibility of a compatible meet is great but so is the informative and entertaining aspect of it. It is like picking up a magazine of interest and flicking through with the added bonus of the forums and DMs that you can interact with others if you wish. I actually learned a lot of stuff on here from some very knowledeable people. As for winks, well they can make you so excited when they pop up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to laugh at people's genitals. And I sometimes touch myself whilst looking at people's pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

"Tits, I mainly come here for the tits

Boobs or the people on the forum?

***Mods - It’s just a generic shit joke, I’m in the forum, this refers to myself to.

Boobs, I can see the other kinda tit every time I look in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

This is the tread for contemplation….

Why am I here?

Narrator- Woody lights Incense and taps a small bell. …

“Ohommmmmmm”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tits, I mainly come here for the tits

Boobs or the people on the forum?

***Mods - It’s just a generic shit joke, I’m in the forum, this refers to myself to.

Boobs, I can see the other kinda tit every time I look in the mirror

Haha. Boom. Knuckle bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

Something more useful lol

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

Something more useful lol

Glad you didn't, as I got to look at your profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

Something more useful lol

That’s just illegal on a Sunday.

And on a bank holiday weekend…tut the…you rebel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

Something more useful lol

Glad you didn't, as I got to look at your profile.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Far too often, and often wonder why, but I can't stay away lol

What else would you do on a Sunday morning

Something more useful lol

Well said off to the gym for an hour of sparring was gonna have the day off bur fuck that

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The forums mostly and specifically the lounge.

I am also usually in on or two fun conversations through messages too so I look forward to a reply from them.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm amazed nobody has said for the cake yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the cake.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Partly for the forums.

To find out about club nights and make contact with people who are going.

Vague hope that someone with a well written profile and nice public pics will send me a decent first message.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cake????

There is a cake shop???!

Directions please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the cake.

But do you have good cake yourself. Is this place like BakeOff??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Partly for the forums.

To find out about club nights and make contact with people who are going.

Vague hope that someone with a well written profile and nice public pics will send me a decent first message. "

We all live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details? "

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Depends. Are tongues allowed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

And the pretty fanny pics I keep sending you.

Oohhhh that's what that was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Depends. Are tongues allowed? "

Sure

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Always a damn catch, and it's always off putting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

……

Narrator - Woody!!!! Don’t!!!!…..

*let’s all understand, I have voices in my head right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reaffirms my belief men are in fact dicks.

Comedy.

And the occasional pretty cock pic.

And the pretty fanny pics I keep sending you.

Oohhhh that's what that was?

I told you it was

what did you think it was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Always a damn catch, and it's always off putting "

We can put the cake on Mr's torso if mine doesn't appeal to you

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Depends. Are tongues allowed? "

If it's big

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Always a damn catch, and it's always off putting

We can put the cake on Mr's torso if mine doesn't appeal to you

Can I just not have the cake?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"For the cake.

I didn’t know about the cake, but if it’s an option, then also this.

Please could you send me details?

The cake is only served from my torso, no cutlery allowed. Is that still OK?

Depends. Are tongues allowed?

Sure

Effective, efficient. Why not - I’m in.

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By *onny DangerousMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe

It’s the hope

It kills

Damn my optimism

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Today? Because I'm still in bed, being lazy and having a perve.

Any other time? Mostly to check my inbox if I'm in the middle of a conversation, sometimes just to have read of the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s the hope

It kills

Damn my optimism "

Wait for episode IV. .. a new hope.

But seriously, the hope for what? Real question.

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By *onny DangerousMan
over a year ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe

"It’s the hope

It kills

Damn my optimism

Wait for episode IV. .. a new hope.

But seriously, the hope for what? Real question. "

Same as everyone I guess, that I’ll find a woman/women and we match each other’s expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pop in in sporadic bursts. Sometimes, I won’t be on for a fortnight or so and once in a while, I’ll be on for two or three days in a row. On average, I pop in once every five days, I think.

I only pop into the Forum when I’m online. I find I’m commenting less often because I don’t feel I have anything to contribute but sometimes, because I feel what I post might be misconstrued by someone as a personal comment when it is nothing of the kind.

At the moment, I’m here for some light relief whilst waiting for my breakfast. ??

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here waiting for the travel lodge invitations.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Because people are asleep. I've done some cleaning and am now wide awake. I should be suffering. I'm not. So, it's passing the time. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because people are asleep. I've done some cleaning and am now wide awake. I should be suffering. I'm not. So, it's passing the time. :D"

Haha. Why do o read that as in you cleaned in your sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles"

It’s Boris isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles

It’s Boris isnt it? "

Shhhhhh…..

At least there’s no chance I’ll be having another one of his lovechild.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles

It’s Boris isnt it?

Shhhhhh…..

At least there’s no chance I’ll be having another one of his lovechild.

Miles"

Sell the story to the papers too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles

It’s Boris isnt it?

Shhhhhh…..

At least there’s no chance I’ll be having another one of his lovechild.

Miles"

Not as lucrative now he's not the PM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I came on to say ‘YES, I would fuck a Tory’.

Miles

It’s Boris isnt it?

Shhhhhh…..

At least there’s no chance I’ll be having another one of his lovechild.

Miles

Not as lucrative now he's not the PM

Okay okay. So you could tell your story in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The footie chat

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