FabSwingers.com forum: A bald man goes to the barbers...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will it be sir" enquires the mystified barber?!

? What does the barber do ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Shapes his eyebrows

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Sticks a wig on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gives him a quick buff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sells him some condoms, if they still do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Something for the weekend, sir?”

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Some sort of blow job maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sells him some condoms, if they still do that."

They do, but not in my size unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some sort of blow job maybe? "

I'm going to your barbers next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sort of blow job maybe? "

....Oh god. There's always one that has to make a thread slurpy... sorry, dirty!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Back, sack and crack perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sticks a wig on him

... What style hairpiece to you suggest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shapes his eyebrows

To cover his head? .... That's a serious pair of eyebrows.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back, sack and crack perhaps

No, you sorted that out for him earlier. Something else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gives him a quick buff!"

He's a pro swinger, nothing quick will do the trick. At least an hours buffing required.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Some sort of blow job maybe?

....Oh god. There's always one that has to make a thread slurpy... sorry, dirty!"

I meant a blow drier obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gives him a quick buff!

He's a pro swinger, nothing quick will do the trick. At least an hours buffing required.

Offers a shave?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some sort of blow job maybe?

....Oh god. There's always one that has to make a thread slurpy... sorry, dirty!

I meant a blow drier obviously

You are a sicko. Sick. (I like you)

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Beard shape and trim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beard shape and trim."

I didn't divulge if said gent had a beard or not. okay, lets say he does. How would you sytle it?

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By *ensual-dominant-passionMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Puts oil on his head… hand used his hands in a masturbation form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Puts oil on his head… hand used his hands in a masturbation form "

Ok it's a weird answer, but the winner!... Expect a packet of panini football cards in the post next week sir.

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