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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Part 2.

Lets do this!

say you are in and then...

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am out for this one x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for part 2 and happy to be postie

I’m getting ready for prey orgy though

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

I'm still playing and will be postie too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ive got one from before. I don’t understand it though

would you ask MsWyld if I may take her up the royal mile and let my mons Meg loose on her Arthur’s seat

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Still around as postie.

NOT SENDING MESSAGES TO NORA FROM ME

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Still in for a bit might even do more poetry

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

For Adam from a secret admirer.....

"Could you please tell Adam I want to sit on his face and squirm"

A

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Still in but might not be the most reliable postie due to housework.

Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive got one from before. I don’t understand it though

would you ask MsWyld if I may take her up the royal mile and let my mons Meg loose on her Arthur’s seat

"

But also

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

In

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I am out for this one x"

Such a bore!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Oh.....

And I'd love to know about the camper fans......

Missed that post as was, erm....busy.

A

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m still here. Still in.

(I know you like it when I keep it in for longer.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m out now. Have fun

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Still wanting to play

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m trying not to be jealous here, because my messaging friend is pretty damn cute …

“Could you please tell Rex I want to play with him ”

Go get her, Rex.

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jennie

Please tell Jennie a great evening ends in coffee and it doesn't always come in a cup

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Obi, A stunningly beautiful and seductive maiden would like to know that she’s has adored you across time and space and would very much like you to “ get busy” with her

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"I’m out now. Have fun "
.

Nooooo come back……..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Typical, I throw my hat in the ring and the thread promptly closes.

Well I'm in again. I'm going to get all my fresh produce, then I'm checking for messages from breathless admirers.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"For Adam from a secret admirer.....

"Could you please tell Adam I want to sit on his face and squirm"

A"

Are you saying I’ve got a big nose?

Reveal yourself

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m trying not to be jealous here, because my messaging friend is pretty damn cute …

“Could you please tell Rex I want to play with him ”

Go get her, Rex. "

Oooooo tell your friend that I’m playing out as well

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

..my box is empty

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in please and happy to be postie.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

In and can play postie

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"..my box is empty "
happy to help with that lol

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Can you tell MsWyld that I’m here with only a chair and some ribbons and I don’t seem to have any of my clothes. I think I need her help.

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"..my box is empty happy to help with that lol"

Lol

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

A certain sexy gent asked to to pass on to Pap.

Could you please tell pap that is her box is still empty that I'd gladly fill it for her if she gave me a chance.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in I’m in I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Got busy in work so late posting this...

Hi, can you please post this for Crimson Rose, I really love seeing her on the forum, she’s always got something interesting to add. Obviously I fancy her like crazy too.

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Please will you let darling Emdee know that I wish to first get lost in her eyes then between her thighs and leaver her with a pie

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like half the hokey c0key, I'm in.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A hot mate of mine has this for Morphia - her first pint is on me. But for subsequent pints there will be tasks for her to complete. I hope she’s feeling obedient because I know she’s feeling thirsty.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

New message from a very attractive mate of mine!

Could you please tell rose tinted that he has the sexiest lips and I want them on my nips xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Will see what happens. Not expecting anything

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Obi, A stunningly beautiful and seductive maiden would like to know that she’s has adored you across time and space and would very much like you to “ get busy” with her"

Time AND space?

Ooh......intriguing.

A

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"A hot mate of mine has this for Morphia - her first pint is on me. But for subsequent pints there will be tasks for her to complete. I hope she’s feeling obedient because I know she’s feeling thirsty."
.

I'll buy my own thanks.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Incoming!!!

"Would you please let Mrs Kinkycouple know that I’d like to try pages 1 to 145 of the Karma Sutra with her."

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Message from lovely gent for MrsMistyPeaks to let her know that having wanted to get my hands on her for the longest time, I am very much hoping to making this happen in the very near future and can't wait to get my hands on her magnificent mountains, and she'll probably have no difficulty figuring out who this is from.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Could you please tell rose tinted that he has the sexiest lips and I want them on my nips xx"

I’m swooning over here. Swooning.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"

Message from lovely gent for MrsMistyPeaks to let her know that having wanted to get my hands on her for the longest time, I am very much hoping to making this happen in the very near future and can't wait to get my hands on her magnificent mountains, and she'll probably have no difficulty figuring out who this is from.

"

None at all

It’s on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Incoming!!!

"Would you please let Mrs Kinkycouple know that I’d like to try pages 1 to 145 of the Karma Sutra with her.""

*Looks up from p146*

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Incoming message for BehindHerEyes from a gorgeous, funny, and generally amazing friend.

“Marc really is fit as fuck. Please may I?”

Oooft.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Very sexy lady has asked thelat I please let Mrs KinkyCouple know that I would love to spank her arse and then kiss it better - and repeat

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Incoming message for BehindHerEyes from a gorgeous, funny, and generally amazing friend.

“Marc really is fit as fuck. Please may I?”

Oooft."

You most certainly can

Tinder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Very sexy lady has asked thelat I please let Mrs KinkyCouple know that I would love to spank her arse and then kiss it better - and repeat "

Ooooooo-errrrr matron

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Lovely gent has requested

Would you please make Tinder aware that I would be most aroused if what she swiped right was her succulent lady parts right across my face

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

I'm loving this game

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By *ortsmout-ukMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Lovely gent has requested

Would you please make Tinder aware that I would be most aroused if what she swiped right was her succulent lady parts right across my face "

Well hello there

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Rings bell*

Please would you let Papxxx know that I think she’s hot as hell and would love to turn her triple x into a quadruple x all over her magnificent baps

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Missed part 1 but I'm in

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"*Rings bell*

Please would you let Papxxx know that I think she’s hot as hell and would love to turn her triple x into a quadruple x all over her magnificent baps "

Ohh hellooo

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Still around

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Could u please let behind there eyes that they are both amazing and stunning and I wouldn’t mind being between them

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Could you slip a note to Magenta please.... If she'd permit me to kneel at her thrown I'd gladly worship her amazing legs and more if she's willing to slum it a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In like a big ole dick

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Post sack empty here.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

For a very popular lady!

Please let pap know

She is stunning and have a fantastic body and would love to get to taste and know her please darling x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's a busy post box!

Could you please tell fluffy

That I got the hots for her and have got something to give her, but she’ll have to find out for herself. It’s big or old though

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Been asked if I Could you please tell Kinky_couple2020 I'd love to swap places with that banana for something extremely hard and maybe a little more rewarding

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

A message from my very sexy and voluptuous friend..... Could you please tell Portsmout that I want him to play with my feet

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Message from up north.

Tell Misty that subtlety is overrated. Can she just come here and slide down onto my cock?

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By *ortsmout-ukMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Please will you let darling Emdee know that I wish to first get lost in her eyes then between her thighs and leaver her with a pie

Tinder "

Oh. OH

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Could u please let behind there eyes that they are both amazing and stunning and I wouldn’t mind being between them "

Oh we happily welcome fillings for us both to enjoy

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a busy post box!

Could you please tell fluffy

That I got the hots for her and have got something to give her, but she’ll have to find out for herself. It’s big or old though "

Ooh

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My handsome mate has this message...

Please tell Magenta that I haven’t seen her around before but now that I have … my god, those legs. I’d like to kiss my way up them sometime.

Tinder x

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

A message for a beautiful lady from my very handsome friend, would you ask fluffy if she’d let me take her on a road trip to a tumble down building in the middle of nowhere and spontaneously bend her over for some adventurous sex making after ensuring no wasps are in the near vicinity

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Bye everyone. I'm out without a ripple.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Bye everyone. I'm out without a ripple.

"

Gah, too late. When are you coming north D?

Jx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Housework was boring but done. But I'm out now. A quick message for BehindHerEyes from me - why is life so flipping busy?!

Jx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

As is always the way. I say I'm out and the yellow appears. Pap, this one's for you...

"Can u tell pap

She is absolutely stunning from head to toe and would love to taste from her lips down to her adorable feet and even tho she litle bit far would love to chat and stuf with her"

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Very stunning lady has asked

Could you please message lovetolick and tell him I want to join him in his hot tub

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Young gent has asked

Could u please tell pep her feet are beautiful and she looks tasty and naughty and needs a good punishment ??????????.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Read all about it!

Can you tell Fluffy Chicken that I know she knows where she can find a big ol' dick! But less of the road rage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message for a beautiful lady from my very handsome friend, would you ask fluffy if she’d let me take her on a road trip to a tumble down building in the middle of nowhere and spontaneously bend her over for some adventurous sex making after ensuring no wasps are in the near vicinity "

Absolutely in for this

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Fluffy - FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back in!

Where's my smut?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Housework was boring but done. But I'm out now. A quick message for BehindHerEyes from me - why is life so flipping busy?!

Jx"

One day it won't be

Tinder

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"As is always the way. I say I'm out and the yellow appears. Pap, this one's for you...

"Can u tell pap

She is absolutely stunning from head to toe and would love to taste from her lips down to her adorable feet and even tho she litle bit far would love to chat and stuf with her" "

Glasgow isn't that far

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"Back in!

Where's my smut? "

Some place as mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie

Please tell Jennie a great evening ends in coffee and it doesn't always come in a cup"

with cream?

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Back in!

Where's my smut? "

You brought it with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in!

Where's my smut?

You brought it with you! "

oooooh

hello stud muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fluffy Chicken, for some unknown reason, my mate whonis a perfect hunk of a man wants you to know

"there’s nowt I wouldn’t do with such a hot sexy woman as her"

.

weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read all about it!

Can you tell Fluffy Chicken that I know she knows where she can find a big ol' dick! But less of the road rage."

Pahahaha that was nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twisted Soul,

A certain highly desirable fabber wants you to know that she still wants to lick every inch of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria


"Twisted Soul,

A certain highly desirable fabber wants you to know that she still wants to lick every inch of you."

This highly desirable fabber needs to make herself known.... maybe we can make it happen and Every inch could be hers

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In for a while if Jennie will have me

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Please could you tell Kaitonel

"Your feigned nonchalance fools me not. You want me. You want me soooo bad!"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"In for a while if Jennie will have me "

If she will, can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fluffy Chicken, for some unknown reason, my mate whonis a perfect hunk of a man wants you to know

"there’s nowt I wouldn’t do with such a hot sexy woman as her"

.

weird!

"

Reveal yourself!

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

If she will, can I watch?"

And me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

If she will, can I watch?"

Just watch? Jeez

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"In for a while if Jennie will have me "

If Jennie wont I will.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A young lady who wants her bum hole bummed says:

Please tell Kaitonel I'm in for later

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Jennie! Some smut for you from my mate. Actually it's tame but still not a bad offer

Hello stunner your absolute stunning and Allways wanted be naughty with a tv so if ur down maybe we can hook up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A young lady who wants her bum hole bummed says:

Please tell Kaitonel I'm in for later "

This definitely isn’t me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

If she will, can I watch?

Just watch? Jeez "

I'll join in....

A

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By *ortsmout-ukMan
over a year ago

portsmouth


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

If she will, can I watch?

Just watch? Jeez "

Wouldn’t be able to not join in wow that be hot

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Would you be so kind as to post a message, on my behalf, for the adorable 'FluffyChicken' that I think she is an incredibly sexy lady and I bet she is a far better shag than she thinks she is and I'd certainly like to help her prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For wonky the wonk

A very lush person says "You are a very naughty boy! Kiss my heels and beg forgiveness“

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fluffy Chicken, for some unknown reason, my mate whonis a perfect hunk of a man wants you to know

"there’s nowt I wouldn’t do with such a hot sexy woman as her"

.

weird!

Reveal yourself! "

I give consent for this one!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

An absolutely amazing pair of boobs have just bullied me in to announcing the following message

Please tell Lovetolick78 his latest photos are getting better and better

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A young lady who wants her bum hole bummed says:

Please tell Kaitonel I'm in for later

This definitely isn’t me "

Don't lie! It's clearly you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Please could you tell Kaitonel

"Your feigned nonchalance fools me not. You want me. You want me soooo bad!""

Slander! I think...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy gentleman friend of mine says...

Would you please ask Fluffy if she would be as kind as to strip me naked , kiss me deeply, rake her nails down my chest, suck me to within an inch of blissful unconsciousness and then ride me like she stole me.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"An absolutely amazing pair of boobs have just bullied me in to announcing the following message

Please tell Lovetolick78 his latest photos are getting better and better"

Oh I get it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fluffy, a right tasty sort has asked me to "ask Fluffy if she fancies a 'rubber duck' in a run down building in the middle of nowhere sometime? With cake and custard, obvs......"

I am aroused

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate speaks for us all when he says...

Can you tell Fluffy Chicken that we all need to see her paint splattered P&D arse crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In for a while if Jennie will have me "

Oh FFS.... again?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Late to the party but I'm ready to play

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A fun seeking gent has asked me to relay this urgent message.

"Obi sir please will you ask posh now that she’s here is it ok if I lick nibble and tease her scrumptious nipples and clit until

She demands that I fuck get hard and deep in the most unladylike language imaginable...."

My work is done.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again? "

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Posh, this good sir would like to ask thee a question.

Can you ask NotSoPosh if she's ever been a passenger in a car being driven 200 miles topless, whilst waving at passing truck drivers and tickling the drivers knob with an ostrich feather?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A fun seeking gent has asked me to relay this urgent message.

"Obi sir please will you ask posh now that she’s here is it ok if I lick nibble and tease her scrumptious nipples and clit until

She demands that I fuck get hard and deep in the most unladylike language imaginable...."

My work is done.

"

Good lord.

I'm gonna have to learn some new language then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, this good sir would like to ask thee a question.

Can you ask NotSoPosh if she's ever been a passenger in a car being driven 200 miles topless, whilst waving at passing truck drivers and tickling the drivers knob with an ostrich feather?"

Not yet... I'll find a feather

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Obi? Obi! This one would like me to say

Can you tell Obi I wanna be done by him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again?

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job "

sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again?

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job

sigh "

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again?

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job

sigh

Get a room you two "

OK.

You joining us?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again?

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job

sigh

Get a room you two

OK.

You joining us? "

This is turning into a party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a while if Jennie will have me

Oh FFS.... again?

And again, and again.

I'd say suck it up, buttercup... but that's my job

sigh

Get a room you two

OK.

You joining us? "

Yeah go on then, twisted my arm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody Hell, Fluffy!

Another one

"From one decorator to another....I want to splatter her in my own white stuff"

You is in demand Homeslice

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh Rex. This mate of mine, I think they are after something

Can you ask Rex is it really Rex Holes by name Rex Holes by nature or more of a tickle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you be so kind as to post a message, on my behalf, for the adorable 'FluffyChicken' that I think she is an incredibly sexy lady and I bet she is a far better shag than she thinks she is and I'd certainly like to help her prove it"

I mean sure, I’m game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy gentleman friend of mine says...

Would you please ask Fluffy if she would be as kind as to strip me naked , kiss me deeply, rake her nails down my chest, suck me to within an inch of blissful unconsciousness and then ride me like she stole me. "

Good lord I’m game

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A sexy gentleman friend of mine says...

Would you please ask Fluffy if she would be as kind as to strip me naked , kiss me deeply, rake her nails down my chest, suck me to within an inch of blissful unconsciousness and then ride me like she stole me.

Good lord I’m game "

Wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy mate speaks for us all when he says...

Can you tell Fluffy Chicken that we all need to see her paint splattered P&D arse crack"

Hahahaha kaiiiiiiiiii

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"Oh Rex. This mate of mine, I think they are after something

Can you ask Rex is it really Rex Holes by name Rex Holes by nature or more of a tickle? "

Supplementary Q. Any relation to Rex Hunt Aussie tv fishing guru?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy gentleman friend says...

Would you ask Jennie if she’d consider opening a smut academy. I feel I could learn so much from her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"My sexy mate speaks for us all when he says...

Can you tell Fluffy Chicken that we all need to see her paint splattered P&D arse crack

Hahahaha kaiiiiiiiiii "

Wasn't me! Oh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

"

I will

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sexy gentleman friend says...

Would you ask Jennie if she’d consider opening a smut academy. I feel I could learn so much from her "

Could be a goer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody Hell, Fluffy!

Another one

"From one decorator to another....I want to splatter her in my own white stuff"

You is in demand Homeslice "

Who is this competitor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody Hell, Fluffy!

Another one

"From one decorator to another....I want to splatter her in my own white stuff"

You is in demand Homeslice

Who is this competitor "

hes horny

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

I will "

I did not consent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

I will

I did not consent! "

I think you will though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

I will

I did not consent!

I think you will though "

He did, I heard him

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Flyffy Chicken!

Kaitonel wants me to tell you that it actually has been him all along.

He also asks if you will let Jennie bum him.

I will

I did not consent!

I think you will though "

My bum does not like fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonko the Sane, Wonko the Wise.

A cute hottie with beautiful boobs needs you to know that shes gonna get you next time you are down south.

.

I want to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in and can be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy postie here

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them"

Then fess up!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!"

Wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!"

This

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

This "

It was that fella

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

This was how i met bikerdrew years ago. RIP bikerdrew.

Sorry to be a downer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"This was how i met bikerdrew years ago. RIP bikerdrew.

Sorry to be a downer."

He was a lovely guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for the end of this thread but no more

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!"

Raises hand slowly

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Obi? Obi! This one would like me to say

Can you tell Obi I wanna be done by him."

Done how?

You can't leave me hanging like this......

A

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

Raises hand slowly "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

Raises hand slowly "

He'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you pesky kids

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

Raises hand slowly

He'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you pesky kids"

Scooby doo references too , goddamit yiure almost perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

Raises hand slowly

He'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you pesky kids

Scooby doo references too , goddamit yiure almost perfect "

Almost?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"A mysterious man says

Can you let all of the gorgeous ladies know that I enjoy seeing that my secret messages make them smile or giggle. But there is part of me that wants them to know it was me who sent them

Then fess up!!!

Raises hand slowly

He'd have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you pesky kids

Scooby doo references too , goddamit yiure almost perfect

Almost?

"

Just not northern enough sorry lass

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are we on thread 3 yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Misty, Misty!

I got a, fit young buck over here. He reckons you are sexy.

.

He aint wrong

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Damnit, it wasn't me!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't need a postie the list of women I like and admire

Is a long one.

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