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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its been a few days, so lets do this again. I think we all know the drill by now:

So say you are in and then...

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in please jennie

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In....by the way how is the coffee table.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m so in. Let’s see whether the weekend vibe makes a difference.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

These are fun. I’m in.

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in can’t be postie right now, but can in a few hours!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then....

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Go on, go on. Why not.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

In

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Go on. Will open filters for a bit as postie

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Nora…you’re up. My lovely mate says…

Nora it’s great to see you back and I need to meet you and your cleavage soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll postie for you folks

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

In pretty please

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m it for postie or folk with dodgy taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey Rose Tinted, and so it starts!

My mate, who is so sexy it hurts asked me to say that they are counting down the days until they get to kiss you.

.

Pucker up sunshine

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

For the forever popular Nora:

This delightful lady wishes to say "I have missed you".

.

BTW- me too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the forever popular Nora:

This delightful lady wishes to say "I have missed you".

.

BTW- me too"

Aw thank you. I wasn’t going to be in as I remembered I was hidden xx

I’ll be in then and post messages for people

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Pucker up sunshine"

Consider me puckered! Although … your mate didn’t specify *where* she’s going to kiss me.

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

Can I join in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora…you’re up. My lovely mate says…

Nora it’s great to see you back and I need to meet you and your cleavage soon."

Thank you mystery person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/08/23 16:19:35]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"For the forever popular Nora:

This delightful lady wishes to say "I have missed you".

.

BTW- me too

Aw thank you. I wasn’t going to be in as I remembered I was hidden xx

I’ll be in then and post messages for people "

Hidden or not - we still luvs ta sexy ass.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I have a message for everybody’s pal, Chunky!

“Guess what colour knickers I'm wearing?”

And I have to say, she’s a hottie. I’d take her in any colour …

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nora…you’re up. My lovely mate says…

Nora it’s great to see you back and I need to meet you and your cleavage soon.

Thank you mystery person "

Wasn't me

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By *istersomethingtomeMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Wasn't me"

Wisnae me either, but I agree with the general sentiment. Welcome back Nora, now show us your boobs!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I have a message for everybody’s pal, Chunky!

“Guess what colour knickers I'm wearing?”

And I have to say, she’s a hottie. I’d take her in any colour …"

I think she should show me. Preferably in person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrier pigeons have delivered my first message to be posted up.

Whitney Neil, my mate here would very much like to spread marmalade on her bountiful breasts and make her my very own marmalade sandwich. Lots of love , definitely not Paddington bear

Jammy so n so.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Haven't done one for a while so I shall join and be postie!

I go quiet though - I may have fallen asleep on the sofa so fair warning

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My gorgeous friend would like to ask catnapkittycat:

CatnipKittyCat

"... and after dessert?"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from a sexy man

Tell Whitney Neil I’ve missed her around here almost as much as I’ve missed Nora. In fact, just as much. And I think she should come over here for a welcome back snog immediately.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Happy to be postie too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message from a sexy man

Tell Whitney Neil I’ve missed her around here almost as much as I’ve missed Nora. In fact, just as much. And I think she should come over here for a welcome back snog immediately.

"

This also proves that me and Whitney aren’t the same person as we’re here at the same time!!! So that’s killed those rumours

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"My gorgeous friend would like to ask catnapkittycat:

CatnipKittyCat

"... and after dessert?"

"

More dessert?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ooooh lucky Cede

Let Cede know I’d love to meet her for a big smooch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Crimson Rose, my wordsmith of a mate says :

Oi sexy knickers I’m tired of waiting, getter over here and sit on my face , and you’re not to move until your legs are shaking and I’m half drowned

.

Shall I call the coastguard?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Double lucky Cede!

Would you ask the deliciously sexy Cede if I could join her in the Splash Zone

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Fuck it. I’m in.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

Mrs

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Another one for the lovely kitty

Please will you ask Catnip if I can be her next cornetto

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

I'm in, first time playing

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh Crimson Rose, my wordsmith of a mate says :

Oi sexy knickers I’m tired of waiting, getter over here and sit on my face , and you’re not to move until your legs are shaking and I’m half drowned

.

Shall I call the coastguard? "

Call the coast guard and I want to know who that is

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"For the forever popular Nora:

This delightful lady wishes to say "I have missed you".

.

BTW- me too

Aw thank you. I wasn’t going to be in as I remembered I was hidden xx

I’ll be in then and post messages for people

Hidden or not - we still luvs ta sexy ass. "

Aw x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

One for a lucky lady

Please tell MrsMistyPeaks - whilst you're in the mood for Fucking, I'm free. X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Top tunes and feeling flirty. Count us in!

J

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

From a lovely gent

Could you please let Nora know it’s a pleasure to see her back, I think we need that 2nd cuppa now

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I have a very hot mate in my box wanting me to say

Please let MistyPeaks know that I want her peaks in my face - now please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Top tunes and feeling flirty. Count us in!

J"

Let me find my sparkly postie pants...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh, best watch out, Misty. My mate has let it slip

Please tell Misty I’m coming to get her. And this time I want to get my hands on those peaks in private instead in the street.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

From a lovely mate for misty peaks.

"You can't dodge me forever. I still plan to wuther on those peaks

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"From a lovely gent

Could you please let Nora know it’s a pleasure to see her back, I think we need that 2nd cuppa now "

Again, still wasn't me!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From a lovely gent

Could you please let Nora know it’s a pleasure to see her back, I think we need that 2nd cuppa now "

Haha. There’s only one person on here I’ve had a cuppa with. And I want more than just a cuppa!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"From a lovely gent

Could you please let Nora know it’s a pleasure to see her back, I think we need that 2nd cuppa now

Haha. There’s only one person on here I’ve had a cuppa with. And I want more than just a cuppa! "

Busted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Papxxx!

My mate wo is so lively I could eat her says that her boobs would love to meet your boobs

.

.

Boob on boob action?

What's not to like!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"From a lovely gent

Could you please let Nora know it’s a pleasure to see her back, I think we need that 2nd cuppa now

Haha. There’s only one person on here I’ve had a cuppa with. And I want more than just a cuppa!

Busted "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

This looks like my kinda party.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

Inner than my bellybutton!

Jx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

All together?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

I'll get me coat.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Nora…you’re up. My lovely mate says…

Nora it’s great to see you back and I need to meet you and your cleavage soon.

Thank you mystery person

Wasn't me"

It’s only a matter of time before I get that job writing greetings cards

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Incoming missive for Kaitonel, from a sexy friend with beautiful boobs.

“Please tell Kaitonel that I think his photos are so sexy xx”

Job done, I think.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

I'm in.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

I’m defo in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Misty, I have a message for you!

"Please would you inform Mistypeaks that it’s my mission to scale and explore her lofty peaks, plant my flagpole and claim them for the nation of sexiness "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Ooooh lucky Cede

Let Cede know I’d love to meet her for a big smooch "

Always game for kisses

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I'm in.

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"Papxxx!

My mate wo is so lively I could eat her says that her boobs would love to meet your boobs

.

.

Boob on boob action?

What's not to like! "

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

May I join in please?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora…you’re up. My lovely mate says…

Nora it’s great to see you back and I need to meet you and your cleavage soon.

Thank you mystery person

Wasn't me

It’s only a matter of time before I get that job writing greetings cards "

. We really should do coffee ffs! You’re literally down the road!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Jennie. It might be a bit of fate or destiny with this one, or just a bit looney to be honest.

Please tell Jennie that I read the tea leaves and they say that she's awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Misty, my total horn crumpet bezzie says he'd love to undress you and explore every inch of you, especially the peaks

.

.

You want this, trust me, you really do!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please "

I may have gone a little faint. In!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please

All together? "

Unless there's any objections?

Also individually after, but deciding the order for that sounds hard

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A super-hot mate of mine has this for JulieandBeef - she wants to get tangled up in their sparkly pants

It’s probably all innocent, I imagine

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Sounds like fun . I'm in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy"

My word.

Preying is not praying people

But I'll consider sparkling her up to look more fairylike

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Fuck friends.

Jennie, RTG, Cede, Tatsy, J&B and Kai. Yes please

All together?

Unless there's any objections?

Also individually after, but deciding the order for that sounds hard "

I’m good for both whatever it is I’m in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'm not quite sure if this is from a friend of mine or not... But it's for Prey.

"Box, fart, tongue. Nuff said"

How romantic!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

From a lovely gent

could you please let Cede that I like living dangerously and would love to enter the Splash zone for a good soaking. Thank you.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy

My word.

Preying is not praying people

But I'll consider sparkling her up to look more fairylike "

I nearly lost my tea!! Will googley eyes be included is what I need to know

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm not quite sure if this is from a friend of mine or not... But it's for Prey.

"Box, fart, tongue. Nuff said"

How romantic! "

Oh no.

How will I ever decipher who this cryptic note was from?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"One for a lucky lady

Please tell MrsMistyPeaks - whilst you're in the mood for Fucking, I'm free. X"

Postcode?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A very sexy mate of mine wants to tell _eartsman he's gorgeous looking.

Fair play, she’s not wrong

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Pap one for you my love from a gentleman asking you to make sure that butt plug keeps his spot open for him as he’ll be there shortly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"A super-hot mate of mine has this for JulieandBeef - she wants to get tangled up in their sparkly pants

It’s probably all innocent, I imagine "

Innocent? I hope not!

J

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Incoming missive for Kaitonel, from a sexy friend with beautiful boobs.

“Please tell Kaitonel that I think his photos are so sexy xx”

Job done, I think."

Thanking you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"A super-hot mate of mine has this for JulieandBeef - she wants to get tangled up in their sparkly pants

It’s probably all innocent, I imagine

Innocent? I hope not!

J"

Probably just someone with a penchant for sequins

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, my total horn crumpet bezzie says he'd love to undress you and explore every inch of you, especially the peaks

.

.

You want this, trust me, you really do! "

I trust you totally.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy

My word.

Preying is not praying people

But I'll consider sparkling her up to look more fairylike

I nearly lost my tea!! Will googley eyes be included is what I need to know "

I still haven't found a good adhesive for the giant ones for my butt cheeks. Sadface. But if Lycan takes too long getting here tonight I might crack out the normal size ones and my camera while I wait impatiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy

My word.

Preying is not praying people

But I'll consider sparkling her up to look more fairylike "

I'll send you a link to that edible glitter!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, I have a message for you!

"Please would you inform Mistypeaks that it’s my mission to scale and explore her lofty peaks, plant my flagpole and claim them for the nation of sexiness " "

Missions are a serious business. I will help you on your quest…

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

For a while anyhoo......

A

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"Pap one for you my love from a gentleman asking you to make sure that butt plug keeps his spot open for him as he’ll be there shortly "

..ohh wonder who this is from ?..I'm just in the mood for swapping that butt plug for a sexy guy

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Horny dj my gorgeous mate wants me to let you know that you can spin her right round like a record baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh Silkstress.

This hot chap has just come up to me and said

"Please tell Silkstress I’d really like to bend her over that chair and take her from behind. If she doesn’t mind."

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I don't think you'll mind

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Oh, best watch out, Misty. My mate has let it slip

Please tell Misty I’m coming to get her. And this time I want to get my hands on those peaks in private instead in the street."

Squeeeeeeee

Don’t get lost this time then

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I have been tasked to please tell Cede that I’ve been checking out her new profile pic and when she’s finished that cup of tea I’d like my penis to take its place against her lips. Thanks.

I'd advise you don't rush your tea and inadvertently burn your mouth. That would definitely impair the experience to follow

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A fab-hot mate of mine says he really fancies Nora the explorer.

Who can blame him?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Prey! Prey! Prey! I've been informed that I must...

let praytothefairies know that whilst I’m not into praying I'm right up for being in her fairy

My word.

Preying is not praying people

But I'll consider sparkling her up to look more fairylike

I nearly lost my tea!! Will googley eyes be included is what I need to know

I still haven't found a good adhesive for the giant ones for my butt cheeks. Sadface. But if Lycan takes too long getting here tonight I might crack out the normal size ones and my camera while I wait impatiently "

Please!! We (definitely me) need this!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"From a lovely mate for misty peaks.

"You can't dodge me forever. I still plan to wuther on those peaks"

Best you catch me then….

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A fab-hot mate of mine says he really fancies Nora the explorer.

Who can blame him? "

Who!!!

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Cede honey this is from my sexy new mate ...

Could you subtly hint to Cede that if she’s got the wine I can bring the cuffs and the cock

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Another for Misty and her peaks

Please let MistyPeaks now that the queen of soul has nothing on her, I'll Say a Little Prayer that she has a Think because for A Natural Women I have nothing but Respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"A fab-hot mate of mine says he really fancies Nora the explorer.

Who can blame him?

Who!!!"

Sadly I took the solemn oath when I signed up to Jennie’s post

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll have a pop.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Ooooooobiiii

There's this really hot lass I have been chatting to and she reckons if you weren't so sodding far away she’d offer herself up as a light bite.

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Nom nom nom

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Oh Ooooooobiiii

There's this really hot lass I have been chatting to and she reckons if you weren't so sodding far away she’d offer herself up as a light bite.

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.

Nom nom nom"

I'm mobile.

Literally......

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Crimson, OMG

My gorgeous friend would very much like to take you out in that Dryrobe and test it's effectiveness against sudden instances of moisture and dampness

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I happen to KNOW you will want this to occur

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell that Ghandi bloke that once you pop you can’t stop.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

For Jennie......

"if you were allowed to have your cake and eat it, I’d cover her in lemon drizzle crumbs "

Cor blimey....

A

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Nora my lovely..heres one for you

Tell Nora she’s cute when she’s all flustered and frustrated

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Another for Misty and her peaks

Please let MistyPeaks now that the queen of soul has nothing on her, I'll Say a Little Prayer that she has a Think because for A Natural Women I have nothing but Respect."

I like this a lot

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Tell that Ghandi bloke that once you pop you can’t stop.

"

And always check and double check it's pop and not poop

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Crimson, OMG

My gorgeous friend would very much like to take you out in that Dryrobe and test it's effectiveness against sudden instances of moisture and dampness

.

.

I happen to KNOW you will want this to occur"

The DryRobe is a few years old now, best to test it and be on the safe side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Silkstress, you is popular innit.

One of my favourite men says

"Whilst the fine fellow is taking you from behind, may I insert my cock in your mouth.

You can't beat a nice roast"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For Jennie......

"if you were allowed to have your cake and eat it, I’d cover her in lemon drizzle crumbs "

Cor blimey....

A"

Yes..... drizzle me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora my lovely..heres one for you

Tell Nora she’s cute when she’s all flustered and frustrated "

. That must make me permanently cute

Then!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

This was great fun last time, we are in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, what a lovely missive for Crimson Rose. My rather sexy friend says :

I really love seeing her on the forum, she’s always got something interesting to add. Obviously I fancy her like crazy too.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Tell that Ghandi bloke that once you pop you can’t stop.

"

I taste better than any pringles...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hi. Can a friend please tell Prey I think she's hot? Thank you. From an anonymous poster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cuddly Goblin!

One of Fab's most desirable members has just offered to provide both cuddles and gobbling services.

..

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This is an offer you cannot let go

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Can one of my mates tell Meli she’s rubbish at this game? Love her dearly, obvs.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh, what a lovely missive for Crimson Rose. My rather sexy friend says :

I really love seeing her on the forum, she’s always got something interesting to add. Obviously I fancy her like crazy too.

"

And I thought I was just blathering nonsense

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm Huckleberry Finn, in!

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Hi, can you please tell MistyPeaks that I really love seeing her posts here, even at her scary nighttime castle. I’ve often thought about putting the willies up her too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My sexy friend has this to say

Go ahead and let Crimson_Rose know that she will look exceptional with her bar in place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey Ghandi! apparently a bit of black lace might be on the cards - if you plays them right.

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Get a shuffle on my friend

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"oh Silkstress.

This hot chap has just come up to me and said

"Please tell Silkstress I’d really like to bend her over that chair and take her from behind. If she doesn’t mind."

.

.

I don't think you'll mind "

I might mind...if the chair breaks

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Heartsman, my super sexy mate says...

"Please ask Heartsman if he would be so kind as to bring his thighs closer to me "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hi, can you please tell MistyPeaks that I really love seeing her posts here, even at her scary nighttime castle. I’ve often thought about putting the willies up her too "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

To an anonymous poster, someone on here adores your dulcet tones and wonderful brain, and also finds you incredibly sexy, not just 'cute'

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Pap one for you my love from a gentleman asking you to make sure that butt plug keeps his spot open for him as he’ll be there shortly

..ohh wonder who this is from ?..I'm just in the mood for swapping that butt plug for a sexy guy "

I have been told I am allowed to tell you if you would like to DM me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora!

Guess what?

A poem of admiration has just arrived, especially for you

“ Nora Nora please know that I adore ya, you’ve such a sexy aura. So I really must implore ya, for a cuddle kiss , and a ride to bliss. Roughly in that order “

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Hey Ghandi! apparently a bit of black lace might be on the cards - if you plays them right.

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Get a shuffle on my friend"

Been shuffling since 14...well practiced now....I approve of the black lace

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester


"Pap one for you my love from a gentleman asking you to make sure that butt plug keeps his spot open for him as he’ll be there shortly

..ohh wonder who this is from ?..I'm just in the mood for swapping that butt plug for a sexy guy

I have been told I am allowed to tell you if you would like to DM me "

Yes please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Can one of my mates tell Meli she’s rubbish at this game? Love her dearly, obvs."

Meli! RTG told me to tell you that you are shit!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Wonko, my gorgeous mate has asked me to let you know...

"I’ll sit on his face if it stops him moaning for a while "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonko, my gorgeous mate has asked me to let you know...

"I’ll sit on his face if it stops him moaning for a while " "

Can't I'm to far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Crimson Rose, you are becoming seriously hot property!

Another of my many and varied friends wants you to know:

"surprises surprises, lie in wait. I can't wait to rip those knickers right off you"

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Cuddly Goblin!

One of Fab's most desirable members has just offered to provide both cuddles and gobbling services.

..

.

This is an offer you cannot let go"

If only I knew who that person was

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora!

Guess what?

A poem of admiration has just arrived, especially for you

“ Nora Nora please know that I adore ya, you’ve such a sexy aura. So I really must implore ya, for a cuddle kiss , and a ride to bliss. Roughly in that order “"

I don’t like this game. I want to know

Who it is

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Can one of my mates tell Meli she’s rubbish at this game? Love her dearly, obvs."

Ah did I cock it up? Oh well. I'll get a spanking later.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Misty! My mysterious mate has gone for an encore just for you

Can you please let MistyPeaks as she liked it.... If I Knew You Were Waiting I'd ask her to Call Me as I've been Day Dreaming of You and Me.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nora!

Guess what?

A poem of admiration has just arrived, especially for you

“ Nora Nora please know that I adore ya, you’ve such a sexy aura. So I really must implore ya, for a cuddle kiss , and a ride to bliss. Roughly in that order “

I don’t like this game. I want to know

Who it is "

Not me! Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From bloke I know

Julie those sequinned pants make my brain go all sparkly.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Nora!

Guess what?

A poem of admiration has just arrived, especially for you

“ Nora Nora please know that I adore ya, you’ve such a sexy aura. So I really must implore ya, for a cuddle kiss , and a ride to bliss. Roughly in that order “

I don’t like this game. I want to know

Who it is "

Message everyone here, offering them a ride to bliss and see who says yes.

It’s a brilliant plan

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Yo Julieabdbeef heads up grab your seats incoming

This fella wants you to know, that this Sunday I wanna roast her and dump my gravy on her yorkie puds. She can decide what’s for dessert

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Crimson Rose, you are becoming seriously hot property!

Another of my many and varied friends wants you to know:

"surprises surprises, lie in wait. I can't wait to rip those knickers right off you" "

Consider them already in the bin…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh well. I'll get a spanking later."

Lucky girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh Obi.

Not one, but TWO of my friends would like to bring the kinky to your camper!

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I prefer the sound of bringing camp to your kink, bit thats me all over. You however will much prefer the suggestion my two friends have made

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I can't be postie

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Out as postie, gotta get date night ready.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo I'll join in and happy to be posty

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora!

Guess what?

A poem of admiration has just arrived, especially for you

“ Nora Nora please know that I adore ya, you’ve such a sexy aura. So I really must implore ya, for a cuddle kiss , and a ride to bliss. Roughly in that order “

I don’t like this game. I want to know

Who it is

Not me! Hope that helps. "

. You kill me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cede, Crimson Rose & Prey to the Fairies

My greedy but horny mate says "I'd like a big boobie cuddle with all."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"From bloke I know

Julie those sequinned pants make my brain go all sparkly."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Yo Julieabdbeef heads up grab your seats incoming

This fella wants you to know, that this Sunday I wanna roast her and dump my gravy on her yorkie puds. She can decide what’s for dessert"

Sticky toffee pudding obviously.

J

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hey Ms Wyld I have one for you

Tell MsWyld that if she keeps that “oooo” sound going I’ve got something I want to pop in her mouth …

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm doing the shopping, but I'll jump in now, and check in later. I'm anticipating an avalanche of desire directed at me.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Cede, Crimson Rose & Prey to the Fairies

My greedy but horny mate says "I'd like a big boobie cuddle with all." "

I'm afraid I only have small boobies

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