FabSwingers.com forum: Butter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Besides toast and bumsex what else do you use it for?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Don't use butter but there was a news report during the past week that implied it was healthier than margarine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its good for getting tar off your car without damaging the paint work,buddy I have used it many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides toast and bumsex what else do you use it for?"

You use butter for anal sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omelettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Besides toast and bumsex what else do you use it for?

You use butter for anal sex?

Well if it's good enough for Brando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooohhh...... I can't believe it's not bugger....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great big dollop of Kerrygold on hot crumpets

Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On chip butties spread thickly, til it dribbles down your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

Euroid you cheeky-chappie are you questioning my O levels, ...

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By *ngelsdevilWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

Baking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use it to mash our spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On chip butties spread thickly, til it dribbles down your fingers

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We use it to mash our spuds"
i use a spud masher..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick cut, fresh bread, thickly spread butter, thick cut slice of cheddah and slice of Spanish onion, topped off with a nice chunk of uncooked black pudding. This used to be the staple diet of many steel workers and foundry men in the Black Country. Bostin' fickle chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On chip butties spread thickly, til it dribbles down your fingers

Now you're talking

Smooth, silky and sensuous as you lick the dribbles. And that's just the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter is good for removing the sticky mark left by an Elastoplast...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

Oi, I licked first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

Euroid you cheeky-chappie are you questioning my O levels, ...

Indeed not Soxter....

Tis a rather oblique reference to the musical solfa scale....

G C E = So Doh Mi....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

Euroid you cheeky-chappie are you questioning my O levels, ...

Indeed not Soxter....

Tis a rather oblique reference to the musical solfa scale....

G C E = So Doh Mi....

I always suspected you were a secret Julie Andrews fan…….!.

Was it the goats that caught your attention or something about Maira

Doe ray me fa so la te doe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

Euroid you cheeky-chappie are you questioning my O levels, ...

Indeed not Soxter....

Tis a rather oblique reference to the musical solfa scale....

G C E = So Doh Mi....

I always suspected you were a secret Julie Andrews fan…….!.

Was it the goats that caught your attention or something about Maira

Doe ray me fa so la te doe

Not a secret....

Julie Andrews is my Idle Vice....

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Besides toast and bumsex what else do you use it for?

You use butter for anal sex?

My thoughts...messy......x

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Butter is good for removing the sticky mark left by an Elastoplast...

I must be REALLY tired...I read that and saw 'removing the sticky mark left by an elephant'......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

And it has to be Flora yummmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter doesn’t melt in my mouth

G C E.....??

Euroid you cheeky-chappie are you questioning my O levels, ...

Indeed not Soxter....

Tis a rather oblique reference to the musical solfa scale....

G C E = So Doh Mi....

I always suspected you were a secret Julie Andrews fan…….!.

Was it the goats that caught your attention or something about Maira

Doe ray me fa so la te doe

Not a secret....

Julie Andrews is my Idle Vice....

haha 10/10,,,very good....

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By *ldestswingerintownMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

old joke - when they screened the movie "Last Tango in Paris" in Ireland, they left the whole "butter" sequence in - because the butter was Kerrygold! Boom, boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the cob?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

crumpets and muffins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and egg butties

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

And it has to be Flora yummmmmmmmmm"

noooo clover

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

And it has to be Flora yummmmmmmmmm"

noooo clover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot fish finger sarnies, where you have to lick your arms where the melted butter's run down them, oooooo heaven

And it has to be Flora yummmmmmmmmm"

Are you telling me fish finger butties are eaten by other people? I don't believe it!

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