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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty tissues under the bed?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Too many candles… one or two is okey but enough to roast a hog…. Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crusty tissues under the bed?

Obviously that’s a MAN house … maybe!?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers and the Note book playing on a constant loop on the telly box.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think you can Woody. I think my 'decor' is not what you'd expect in a woman's home.

I like minimalist, industrial and mis match ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers and the Note book playing on a constant loop on the telly box."

I'm just going to quietly shut and lock the bunker door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers ….."

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Crusty tissues under the bed?

With eye makeup on… filthy creatures women….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers …..

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?"

and tampons……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there’s a surf board on the wall and a dodgem instead of a sofa you’re probably in a blokes house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think you can Woody. I think my 'decor' is not what you'd expect in a woman's home.

I like minimalist, industrial and mis match .... "

I’m thinking going minamilist, it’s cheaper too. Bonus.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers …..

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?"

But don't feed them after midnight or get them wet, they also hate sunshine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers …..

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?

But don't feed them after midnight or get them wet, they also hate sunshine!"

Don’t get them wet?….

That’s easy.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Depends on whether they have a lifesize cardboard cutout of The Rock or Scarlet Johansson next to their bed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don't think you can Woody. I think my 'decor' is not what you'd expect in a woman's home.

I like minimalist, industrial and mis match ....

I’m thinking going minamilist, it’s cheaper too. Bonus.

Not necessarily cheaper. The bonus is in the ease of hoovering uncluttered floors. Doesn't take much to make a person happy

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If you can't close the drawers after you open them then you are in a woman's house.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

If there's dirty skiddy grundies laying around, empty take away packets and copies of razzle.

Then it's a bloke's gaff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers …..

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?

But don't feed them after midnight or get them wet, they also hate sunshine!"

Love Gremlins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't close the drawers after you open them then you are in a woman's house."

What you saying we hide condoms so much or was it toys for boys that the draw will not shut.

Seen male draws over brimming with odd socks

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over a year ago

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

You could always refresh with oil on top

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do you know you’re in a woman’s house verses a guys house?

Trying to determine if a have man’s pad or the pot poury, pouri, purue… the smelly dried flowers I have need to go.

Tampons laying around everywhere, empty chocolate wrappers …..

Haha. They do like chocolate dont they!?

But don't feed them after midnight or get them wet, they also hate sunshine!

Love Gremlins

You know I once had an argument in a pub quiz where the bc quiz master tried to tell me feeding after midnight made them multiply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masses of cushions on the bed. Woman's house. Dishwasher stacked inexpertly. Woman's house.

Would say toilet seat left up it's a man's house, but I don't leave it up and a female friend always leaves it up (but she has three sons).

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Met a couple, back to ‘their’ place..

Walk in, smell of petrol and motor oil, in the dining room area is a full-on Dakar Rally motorbike being prepped, tools and parts all around, another motorcycle in the conservatory. Internal man applause from me. Turned to the lovely lady “you don’t live here do you?”…

“No” she says, “I can go back to mine when I need to”

Great night, fantastic couple.

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