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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated female on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to AAA.

Yes, by joining fab, you now have acquired a AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock to service your needs at a ratio of 43:1...

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Christ. Another one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way to announce to the world you ain't getting any op.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm a lucky girl

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh, not but hurt because the CCC females turned you down are you?

After you were doing them that favour too. So ungrateful of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I thought the other one was bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for letting me know OP. today is a good day i knew i was special. Tripe A ay?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is everyone on tonight?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If AAA men want to elevate me to AAA, who am I to argue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy way to downgrade yourself to never getting a meet inside the people your trying to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated male on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to TV AAA.

Yes, by sticking on some killer heels and lippy, you now have acquired a TV AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock and/or clunge to service your needs.

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Almost all men on here are CCC anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched the big shorts. Isn’t this what the banks did with mortgages and we ended up in a worldwide recession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost all men on here are CCC anyway."

Almost. But I’m not.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Christ. Another one?"

Oh dear.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost all men on here are CCC anyway."

I'm a DDD

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I like this guy actually.

He makes makes me seem more impressive.

Wait a minute... Is this how CCC guys upgrade to AAA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More fool the willing cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something in the air tonight?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Almost all men on here are CCC anyway."

I beg to differ nanna, some of us are an E at best

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’ve missed fab

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I watched the big shorts. Isn’t this what the banks did with mortgages and we ended up in a worldwide recession"

...absolutely!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm lithium

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


". I’ve missed fab "

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Awwww bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated male on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to TV AAA.

Yes, by sticking on some killer heels and lippy, you now have acquired a TV AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock and/or clunge to service your needs.

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!"

Ahhh but Jennie can you walk in those killer heels or are they just for show is the real question

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Self pity and a lack of self awareness...

I wonder where problem actually is...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I like this guy actually.

He makes makes me seem more impressive.

Wait a minute... Is this how CCC guys upgrade to AAA? "

...I give you the automatic relative upgrade. Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've upgraded from a EEE op. I bloody love fab.

(Fyi eee is in no way related to my boob size, calm down.)

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time? "

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ahhh but Jennie can you walk in those killer heels or are they just for show is the real question "

Walk?

They are for pointing at the ceiling babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must be selling Hooch at half price again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ahhh but Jennie can you walk in those killer heels or are they just for show is the real question

Walk?

They are for pointing at the ceiling babes"

Ha ha ok you got me there honey bunnie ooo god ok sorry that was cringe even for me

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Christ. Another one?"

What has Jesus got to do with this ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today "

That actually makes me sad

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"One way to announce to the world you ain't getting any op."

Well you are AAA, so I'm not sure why you are even speaking to me ?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today "

Ah noooooooooo.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm a lucky girl "

...absolutely.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yawn "

Best go to sleep if you are tired...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today

Ah noooooooooo.

"

Says you!! Hahaha

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated female on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to AAA.

Yes, by joining fab, you now have acquired a AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock to service your needs at a ratio of 43:1...

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

"

Two bulls is that you, very elite shagger-esque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today

Ah noooooooooo.

Says you!! Hahaha"

You may have a point

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". I’ve missed fab

Oh ffs, I thought it was a one off. How long are you sticking around this time?

Haha. Don’t worry its probably only today

Ah noooooooooo.

Says you!! Hahaha

You may have a point "

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Oh stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found yourself in the bargain bin, OP?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Easy way to downgrade yourself to never getting a meet inside the people your trying to meet "

...more chance of winning the lottery. Hope is not a strategy.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


". I’ve missed fab "

Aren't you glad to be back

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I thought this was about batteries (triple AAA batteries)

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not very positive or respectful is it OP?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Self pity and a lack of self awareness...

I wonder where problem actually is..."

You have identified a problem that never existed...

Who said there is a problem?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not very positive or respectful is it OP?"

It's just a statement of facts. So I suppose everyone can interpret the facts in the way that they like...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/08/23 22:30:53]

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I thought this was about batteries (triple AAA batteries) "

...they keep going for ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I thought this was about batteries (triple AAA batteries)

...they keep going for ever."

I must be a triple AAA then

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"They must be selling Hooch at half price again"

Drinking is supposed to be unhealthy. Even at half price...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated male on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to TV AAA.

Yes, by sticking on some killer heels and lippy, you now have acquired a TV AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock and/or clunge to service your needs.

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!"

Bravo Jennie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…"

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Almost all men on here are CCC anyway.

Almost. But I’m not. "

No, Pickle, you're an AAA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They must be selling Hooch at half price again

Drinking is supposed to be unhealthy. Even at half price..."

Apologies, I just seen that you're a machine

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…"

Did you say "meet" or "delete" ? They sound so similar...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )"

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Not very positive or respectful is it OP?

It's just a statement of facts. So I suppose everyone can interpret the facts in the way that they like..."

Do you think the men doing the upgrading are AAAs, or BBBs?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

Did you say "meet" or "delete" ? They sound so similar..."

Bugger, auto correct. Yes that’s the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done."

Oh well done Dan.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances. "

It’s his USP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only here to say I love how this reads in the lounge list of threads.

Get an instant upgrade for free

By _aving_great_fun

That tickled me a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP! "

This thread tells a very contradictory tale to his self description of polite and respectful (Facepalm)

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP! "

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

This thread tells a very contradictory tale to his self description of polite and respectful (Facepalm)"

Note to self. Add observational to bio...

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

43:1 ratio seems waaaaaay too low for Triple A rated women.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP? "

...better define "the best people".

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening)."

Smooth, like butter Op

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

And I thank god for this every day.

I’m getting the sex. I don’t deserve it. I’m too ugly to fuck in real life. But I put the fab bag on my head & am getting banged bandy 6 days a week.

Thanks fab

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"43:1 ratio seems waaaaaay too low for Triple A rated women.

"

The stats tell the story...

But you make a good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done."

I’m honoured!

Tbf - I can kind of see what you’re saying, casual sex comes with a degree of supply and demand, there’s too much demand and not enough supply from a male perspective, so the ladies can of course be choosy and their Moody’s rating adjusts accordingly!

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"And I thank god for this every day.

I’m getting the sex. I don’t deserve it. I’m too ugly to fuck in real life. But I put the fab bag on my head & am getting banged bandy 6 days a week.

Thanks fab"

...its the misty peaks t-shirt that did it for you.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op "

I thank you kindly.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I'm only here to say I love how this reads in the lounge list of threads.

Get an instant upgrade for free

By _aving_great_fun

That tickled me a little."

-----

...the headline was that draw.

Welcome on board !!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people"."

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

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By *assyleigh92Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Can't work out if this thread is an attempt at humour or bitter bitter sour cherries ??

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I feel honoured.

Obviously an AAA, or even more, according to fab records OP, you have winked at me two months ago.

I can’t recall winking back though, I wonder why

Ah, must be the ratio!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely attraction no matter how the ratio is key no matter what. You might think im ccc and think yourself as a AAA does that nean i should be thankful and drop my pants just because..?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op

I thank you kindly."

I woundn't thank me to quickly, incase you missed it, it was sarcasim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't work out if this thread is an attempt at humour or bitter bitter sour cherries ?? "

I think it’s the former, but as usual the majority of replies suggest the latter! The Fab forums for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a CUNT but that’s dyslexia for you.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op

I thank you kindly.

I woundn't thank me to quickly, incase you missed it, it was sarcasim.

"

Saves me watching live at the appolo tonight !!

Excellent work squire.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Surely attraction no matter how the ratio is key no matter what. You might think im ccc and think yourself as a AAA does that nean i should be thankful and drop my pants just because..? "

Exactly. Wouldn’t matter if there were 10 men or 10 thousand. If I’m not attracted to them I’m not attracted to them. All this “it’s so easy for women” rubbish. It’s really not!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong "

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can't work out if this thread is an attempt at humour or bitter bitter sour cherries ??

I think it’s the former, but as usual the majority of replies suggest the latter! The Fab forums for you! "

Talking of sour cherries ?

Have you read "the sour cherry stories by sugar day" ?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op

I thank you kindly.

I woundn't thank me to quickly, incase you missed it, it was sarcasim.

Saves me watching live at the appolo tonight !!

Excellent work squire."

Here all month, only costs you a 5er a month

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Feel like I've got quite a way to go to get to AAA. At least six letters.

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder "

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work! "

log out and log back in again

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Maybe I'm just knackered or this is a crock of shite

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work! "

-----

"Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel".

...seems like you are already a winner !

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter..."

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Maybe I'm just knackered or this is a crock of shite "

...I confirm that you are knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

-----

"Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel".

...seems like you are already a winner !"

If you know, you know

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op

I thank you kindly.

I woundn't thank me to quickly, incase you missed it, it was sarcasim.

Saves me watching live at the appolo tonight !!

Excellent work squire.

Here all month, only costs you a 5er a month "

I will be your first subscriber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

log out and log back in again"

Nah that didn't work. It's still here.

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By *assyleigh92Couple
over a year ago

Coventry


"Can't work out if this thread is an attempt at humour or bitter bitter sour cherries ??

I think it’s the former, but as usual the majority of replies suggest the latter! The Fab forums for you!

Talking of sour cherries ?

Have you read "the sour cherry stories by sugar day" ?"

I have not, however it was a light hearted reference to your other posts. I read your profile before responding .

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

-----

"Cannot accommodate. Cannot travel".

...seems like you are already a winner !

If you know, you know"

Love it. Brilliant.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Don’t worry OP, you’ll get a meet one day. Well…

He's trying hard to limit his chances.

It’s his USP!

...have I found a niche ?

(You have a great ass, that is my second observation of the evening).

Smooth, like butter Op

I thank you kindly.

I woundn't thank me to quickly, incase you missed it, it was sarcasim.

Saves me watching live at the appolo tonight !!

Excellent work squire.

Here all month, only costs you a 5er a month

I will be your first subscriber."

Save the cash for all the AAA's...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Can't work out if this thread is an attempt at humour or bitter bitter sour cherries ??

I think it’s the former, but as usual the majority of replies suggest the latter! The Fab forums for you!

Talking of sour cherries ?

Have you read "the sour cherry stories by sugar day" ?

I have not, however it was a light hearted reference to your other posts. I read your profile before responding . "

...I would be interested to hear your feedback if you do.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though "

Better give them a call then...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Feel like I've got quite a way to go to get to AAA. At least six letters.

G"

I fabbed the photo your ass. It had been the highlight of my evening... those six letters will come.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then..."

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

log out and log back in again

Nah that didn't work. It's still here. "

Have you tried chucking it out the window?

A

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Surely attraction no matter how the ratio is key no matter what. You might think im ccc and think yourself as a AAA does that nean i should be thankful and drop my pants just because..? "

....it seems that I have achieved a free upgrade too.

Thank you kindly my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely attraction no matter how the ratio is key no matter what. You might think im ccc and think yourself as a AAA does that nean i should be thankful and drop my pants just because..?

....it seems that I have achieved a free upgrade too.

Thank you kindly my dear."

You gave yourself it dear

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done.

I’m honoured!

Tbf - I can kind of see what you’re saying, casual sex comes with a degree of supply and demand, there’s too much demand and not enough supply from a male perspective, so the ladies can of course be choosy and their Moody’s rating adjusts accordingly!

"

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Exactly my good sir. You nailed it...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Surely attraction no matter how the ratio is key no matter what. You might think im ccc and think yourself as a AAA does that nean i should be thankful and drop my pants just because..?

....it seems that I have achieved a free upgrade too.

Thank you kindly my dear.

You gave yourself it dear "

I did ? Even better...

Although, self praise is no recommendation. So it wouldn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done.

I’m honoured!

Tbf - I can kind of see what you’re saying, casual sex comes with a degree of supply and demand, there’s too much demand and not enough supply from a male perspective, so the ladies can of course be choosy and their Moody’s rating adjusts accordingly!

---

Exactly my good sir. You nailed it..."

That being said should there be some sort of attractiveness rating in order to stay on fab? If the site only had the ‘pretty people’ on, would there be more successful meets?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet "

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG. As a woman on this site who have actually met quite a few people over the last 2 years, I can say there is nothing that puts me off like someone who feels sorry for themselves. No surprise to me it’s the guys who act like Moaning Myrtle (and not in a good way) who doesn’t get meets. Who wants to chat or hang out with someone who feels sorry for themselves?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated female on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to AAA.

Yes, by joining fab, you now have acquired a AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock to service your needs at a ratio of 43:1...

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

"

But what do the men get?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support! "

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Not very positive or respectful is it OP?

It's just a statement of facts. So I suppose everyone can interpret the facts in the way that they like..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm. Where's my upgrade? The code didn't work!

log out and log back in again

Nah that didn't work. It's still here.

Have you tried chucking it out the window?

A"

I'm not sure we're talking the same thing here... but chucking "it" out the window can be quite fun

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

How to get to ZZZ in one post, nice work OP

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here? "

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How to get to ZZZ in one post, nice work OP "

ZZZ does not exist unless you are falling asleep.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site."

Have these women been meet verified?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a 10% off cake voucher too, thanks Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh don’t lie you are stunning!

An OP for your info, a lot of women on here are gorgeous - they are just also kinky, bi, poly, liberated, after no strings or whatever their own reason is!! Very rude to assume they can’t get a meet outside of Fab - we just chose to have Fab as an option. Insulting

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated female on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to AAA.

Yes, by joining fab, you now have acquired a AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock to service your needs at a ratio of 43:1...

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

But what do the men get? "

...the men get a promissory note.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh don’t lie you are stunning!

An OP for your info, a lot of women on here are gorgeous - they are just also kinky, bi, poly, liberated, after no strings or whatever their own reason is!! Very rude to assume they can’t get a meet outside of Fab - we just chose to have Fab as an option. Insulting "

No assumptions made. Just a statement of fact...

You are, however, welcome to interpret the facts in the way you desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG. As a woman on this site who have actually met quite a few people over the last 2 years, I can say there is nothing that puts me off like someone who feels sorry for themselves. No surprise to me it’s the guys who act like Moaning Myrtle (and not in a good way) who doesn’t get meets. Who wants to chat or hang out with someone who feels sorry for themselves?! "

Even worse when that self pity leads to trying to put others down.

Cringe worthy, and in a lower league, nevermind rating.

I guess it's easier to believe everyone else is the problem whilst accepting no accountability for oneself. (Shrugs)

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified? "

...by whom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a 10% off cake voucher too, thanks Fab."

WHAT!! Im revoking my membership i never got that lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?"

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I got a 10% off cake voucher too, thanks Fab.

WHAT!! Im revoking my membership i never got that lol"

Me neither. I obviously got the pound shop entry

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OMG. As a woman on this site who have actually met quite a few people over the last 2 years, I can say there is nothing that puts me off like someone who feels sorry for themselves. No surprise to me it’s the guys who act like Moaning Myrtle (and not in a good way) who doesn’t get meets. Who wants to chat or hang out with someone who feels sorry for themselves?!

Even worse when that self pity leads to trying to put others down.

Cringe worthy, and in a lower league, nevermind rating.

I guess it's easier to believe everyone else is the problem whilst accepting no accountability for oneself. (Shrugs)"

You are certanily not the problem. You are excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG. As a woman on this site who have actually met quite a few people over the last 2 years, I can say there is nothing that puts me off like someone who feels sorry for themselves. No surprise to me it’s the guys who act like Moaning Myrtle (and not in a good way) who doesn’t get meets. Who wants to chat or hang out with someone who feels sorry for themselves?!

Even worse when that self pity leads to trying to put others down.

Cringe worthy, and in a lower league, nevermind rating.

I guess it's easier to believe everyone else is the problem whilst accepting no accountability for oneself. (Shrugs)

You are certanily not the problem. You are excellent. "

I'm just stating facts is all.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified."

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"OMG. As a woman on this site who have actually met quite a few people over the last 2 years, I can say there is nothing that puts me off like someone who feels sorry for themselves. No surprise to me it’s the guys who act like Moaning Myrtle (and not in a good way) who doesn’t get meets. Who wants to chat or hang out with someone who feels sorry for themselves?!

Even worse when that self pity leads to trying to put others down.

Cringe worthy, and in a lower league, nevermind rating.

I guess it's easier to believe everyone else is the problem whilst accepting no accountability for oneself. (Shrugs)

You are certanily not the problem. You are excellent.

I'm just stating facts is all. "

... unfortunately unavailable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a 10% off cake voucher too, thanks Fab.

WHAT!! Im revoking my membership i never got that lol

Me neither. I obviously got the pound shop entry "

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

"

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications."

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

News to me, I thought I was still bargain bucket.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!"

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there..

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"News to me, I thought I was still bargain bucket."

You, my dear, are a bargain every day of the week.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"News to me, I thought I was still bargain bucket."

Top shelf. The troll must getting full now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks OP!

Off to add my AAA rating to our bio. Hopefully that’ll draw in that abundance of cock you mentioned.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there.."

Were you validated to the world ?

...the gold star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the fix then OP how does one level the playing field so everyone stays in their correct ratings lane?

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Thanks OP!

Off to add my AAA rating to our bio. Hopefully that’ll draw in that abundance of cock you mentioned. "

You don't need to add it. You have been automatically upgraded anyway...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, that is right. You can get an instant upgrade for free...

...in fact, you probably have already.

If you are a BBB or CCC rated female on this website (basically where nobody would take a second look at you in real life), then you are automatically upgraded to AAA.

Yes, by joining fab, you now have acquired a AAA rating which comes with an abundance of willing cock to service your needs at a ratio of 43:1...

Now that's what a fab upgrade is !!

But what do the men get? "

A warm willy

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Whats the fix then OP how does one level the playing field so everyone stays in their correct ratings lane? "

Now, that is a great question...!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there..

Were you validated to the world ?

...the gold star."

Only if I craved the validation.

I'd hypothesise that this Op is a reflection how you feel, based in rejection recieved on fab, so it's not actually anything to do with the women on fab, who incidentally are free to do what they like, just like the men despite the heavy disparage in the ratios.

But really it's all about how you feel, and as is seen so often, it's an external manifestation projected, onto the easiest targets women. Of your internal condition. Based on I'm guessing having no luck on here amd actually not managing to get a meet.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

How far down the alphabet we going? And what's the significance of the number three?? Why can we not be AA or BB? I have an aversion to odd numbers so it has to be either AA or AAAA etc and do forth

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there..

Were you validated to the world ?

...the gold star.

Only if I craved the validation.

I'd hypothesise that this Op is a reflection how you feel, based in rejection recieved on fab, so it's not actually anything to do with the women on fab, who incidentally are free to do what they like, just like the men despite the heavy disparage in the ratios.

But really it's all about how you feel, and as is seen so often, it's an external manifestation projected, onto the easiest targets women. Of your internal condition. Based on I'm guessing having no luck on here amd actually not managing to get a meet. "

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Hypothesis noted.

Invalid assumptions made.

Invalid insertions made.

Hypothesis invalid.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done.

I’m honoured!

Tbf - I can kind of see what you’re saying, casual sex comes with a degree of supply and demand, there’s too much demand and not enough supply from a male perspective, so the ladies can of course be choosy and their Moody’s rating adjusts accordingly!

"

Dan, we're not being choosy.

We're saying yes to the men we think will give us the best D.

Now, if all men were equal we'd have ip dip, but they aren't, so we have to make a decision.

Some men make it easier for us to make those decisions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we’re talking cup sizes surely that’s a downgrade

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How far down the alphabet we going? And what's the significance of the number three?? Why can we not be AA or BB? I have an aversion to odd numbers so it has to be either AA or AAAA etc and do forth "

It only goes to D...

Well, we have discovered a person who likes symmetry.

1 photo fabbed, but it should be 2 (or 4).

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By *wingingbritMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"If we’re talking cup sizes surely that’s a downgrade "

Ha, brilliant.... absolutely.

Love it.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!"

...you said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!"

I’ll translate for you…

“I can’t get a shag from someone I consider a 3/10”

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there..

Were you validated to the world ?

...the gold star.

Only if I craved the validation.

I'd hypothesise that this Op is a reflection how you feel, based in rejection recieved on fab, so it's not actually anything to do with the women on fab, who incidentally are free to do what they like, just like the men despite the heavy disparage in the ratios.

But really it's all about how you feel, and as is seen so often, it's an external manifestation projected, onto the easiest targets women. Of your internal condition. Based on I'm guessing having no luck on here amd actually not managing to get a meet.

-----

Hypothesis noted.

Invalid assumptions made.

Invalid insertions made.

Hypothesis invalid.

"

I'll end it on this...

Opinions are like arseholes we all have them and they quite often stink...

Hope you find what your looking for, and are knee deep in clunge all weekend...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ah is THAT why I* can’t get a meet?!

Mods, can you close the other thread please.

Fankewe.

(* and all other men - except the Giga-Chads )

...it was that other thread that motivated this thread. Well done.

I’m honoured!

Tbf - I can kind of see what you’re saying, casual sex comes with a degree of supply and demand, there’s too much demand and not enough supply from a male perspective, so the ladies can of course be choosy and their Moody’s rating adjusts accordingly!

Dan, we're not being choosy.

We're saying yes to the men we think will give us the best D.

Now, if all men were equal we'd have ip dip, but they aren't, so we have to make a decision.

Some men make it easier for us to make those decisions.

"

Absolutely correct.

...that is how it works.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"How far down the alphabet we going? And what's the significance of the number three?? Why can we not be AA or BB? I have an aversion to odd numbers so it has to be either AA or AAAA etc and do forth "

I think two letters would be fine, the next series that would work with my OCD is twelve, but just imagine the size of the business cards we’d have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh don’t lie you are stunning!

An OP for your info, a lot of women on here are gorgeous - they are just also kinky, bi, poly, liberated, after no strings or whatever their own reason is!! Very rude to assume they can’t get a meet outside of Fab - we just chose to have Fab as an option. Insulting "

And I had meant to reply to one of the ladies and say she is stunning not OP. Oooops

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!"

I think he's saying that an average looking lady will be treated as if she is a goddess on here compared to the "real" world.

That's my impression anyway.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Didn't "the best people" want to meet you anymore, OP?

...better define "the best people".

Dunno... You talk about meeting them on your profile... I guessed maybe they stopped meeting you and that's when you started messaging and getting knocked back by women you weren't actually attracted to?? I may be wrong

Although no verifications are displayed, or a verifications bar show, me does wonder

...are you thinking about the edge of the visible universe again ?

Its dark matter...

No, I'm thinking I know a great therapist though

Better give them a call then...

Op, enjoy fab, it's been emotional getting to know you. Hope you get all the clunge you want, need and desire. Keep plugging away you'll get that elusive meet

... I doubt it, but thank you for the moral support!

Hey i'll build a brother up ....

Can I ask a serious question! Have you had any meets from off fab, in the time you've been on here?

Yes, I have... its not as good as other sites because the barrier is low and the flake ratio is high, but its good for a largely free site.

Have these women been meet verified?

...by whom ?

By others they've met!, as I wondering, as to why if you've had meets you've not been verified.

...seeking verification from others ? Why ?

I'm just curious is all, as you state that you've met ppl from fab, and meeting ppl and being verified sort of goes hand in hand I'm not suggesting you seek verifications.

...I feel like I know this man despite having only spent brief amounts of time together!

Quote from my latest veri as much as you like. Nice classic bit of deflection there..

Were you validated to the world ?

...the gold star.

Only if I craved the validation.

I'd hypothesise that this Op is a reflection how you feel, based in rejection recieved on fab, so it's not actually anything to do with the women on fab, who incidentally are free to do what they like, just like the men despite the heavy disparage in the ratios.

But really it's all about how you feel, and as is seen so often, it's an external manifestation projected, onto the easiest targets women. Of your internal condition. Based on I'm guessing having no luck on here amd actually not managing to get a meet.

-----

Hypothesis noted.

Invalid assumptions made.

Invalid insertions made.

Hypothesis invalid.

I'll end it on this...

Opinions are like arseholes we all have them and they quite often stink...

Hope you find what your looking for, and are knee deep in clunge all weekend..."

---

Knee deep in clunge...

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh don’t lie you are stunning!

An OP for your info, a lot of women on here are gorgeous - they are just also kinky, bi, poly, liberated, after no strings or whatever their own reason is!! Very rude to assume they can’t get a meet outside of Fab - we just chose to have Fab as an option. Insulting

And I had meant to reply to one of the ladies and say she is stunning not OP. Oooops"

Too late. You can't take it back once it has been said...

Yippee.

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!

I think he's saying that an average looking lady will be treated as if she is a goddess on here compared to the "real" world.

That's my impression anyway.

"

...basically, an excellent summary.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!

I’ll translate for you…

“I can’t get a shag from someone I consider a 3/10”"

Well we know you can't

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By *aving_great_fun OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"How far down the alphabet we going? And what's the significance of the number three?? Why can we not be AA or BB? I have an aversion to odd numbers so it has to be either AA or AAAA etc and do forth

I think two letters would be fine, the next series that would work with my OCD is twelve, but just imagine the size of the business cards we’d have "

...thats why the Internet was invented.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I must be pretty thick because I've no idea what the op is taking about!

I think he's saying that an average looking lady will be treated as if she is a goddess on here compared to the "real" world.

That's my impression anyway.

...basically, an excellent summary. "

Not my opinion tho can I just say.

I'm steering well clear of this taking a detour down safe as house's lane.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Omg!

I didnt realise if you joined up to fab, it was just a catalogue of women and you just picked whomever you wanted to fuck!

I've been doing this wrong. Silly me.

As im part of a couple I guess we get to choose someone regardless of their thoughts?

Awesome.

I pick Jennie cos itll be hot and makes me laugh for an added bonus!

Superb news

MrsAbz

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