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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.

Perfect gent my ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.

Perfect gent my ass! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.

Perfect gent my ass! "

And once she reads this, it will be your turn first to warm up the cold seat!

Bet you hadn't thought of that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.

Perfect gent my ass!

And once she reads this, it will be your turn first to warm up the cold seat!

Bet you hadn't thought of that! "

My guilty secret is safe as she never reads the forums.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So you pee sitting down then wishy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you pee sitting down then wishy. "

No, of course not, but I have to have a turn out in the mornings and it's much nicer to sit on a warm seat than a cold one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're an evil genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ? "

Pssttt - He was saying he lets her warm up the seat, not the other way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ?

Pssttt - He was saying he lets her warm up the seat, not the other way around "
I know, lol But i bet he do that as he is sweet really .. god it would feel weird sitting on a warm loo seat , lol

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"In the mornings Siren and I both need to relieve ourselves but being the perfect gent I always let her go first. She thinks it's a lovely aspect to my character but what she hasn't realised is that because she needs to sit to pee she always warms the seat up so that when I go in I have a lovely warm seat to sit on.

Perfect gent my ass! "

What's wrong with the sink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your so sweet and loving to her .. its nice to be spoilt. I bet you even warm up her side of the bed before she get in. ? "

Well, me being the perfect gent again, I let her go to bed first and then when I go up at 2am I have a lovely human hot water bottle to cuddle up to. I'm asleep in minutes! However, the down side is that she's awake for hours listening to me snoring. At least I let her get a few hours sleep first, that's being a gent innit?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Being the perfect gentleman I always allow the warming of cold body parts on my hot (not sexy hot . ) body

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester


"Being the perfect gentleman I always allow the warming of cold body parts on my hot (not sexy hot . ) body"

ill remember that when my Feet are cold..

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)


"Being the perfect gentleman I always allow the warming of cold body parts on my hot (not sexy hot . ) body

ill remember that when my Feet are cold.. "

I fear there is a cold chill afoot

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

lol !! behind a guys good deed is an angle.

maybe though shes the genius ...by going first she avoids having to mop the seat and floor or wearing a gas mask and wellies to enter the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live alone but luckily I have a radiator right next to the loo and the loo-roll holder is just above it so the paper is always toasty warm too

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