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"Can't fault it. Totally makes sense "SUPERB! GIVE US MORE (FROM YOUR SOURCE)  | |||
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"Idealistic, simplistic nonsense." If the over 55s had access to their pension funds on a tax free basis to pay down debt and spend on non imported consumer goods there is no doubt that a multiplier effect would kick in. Simple ideas do often work! | |||
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"Idealistic, simplistic nonsense." Agreed, and no more workable than it was when it appeared (in $ and 'US cars') online c 2009. | |||
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"Idealistic, simplistic nonsense."
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"this is from the Alan Sugar autobiography!!!!" it might be mate I got it from face book | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million!" Agree, but it doesn't say anything about 10million x 1million being 10 million! | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Agree, but it doesn't say anything about 10million x 1million being 10 million! "Agree, but it infers that the Government can afford to pay 10million people a million pound each  | |||
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"love the idea of the british car what british car ? jag land rover and astra thats it " Is Jaguar/ Land Rover actually British in any respect other than where the factories are? | |||
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"......I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Agree, but it doesn't say anything about 10million x 1million being 10 million!
Agree, but it infers that the Government can afford to pay 10million people a million pound each"That's more zeros than Pearl Harbor. | |||
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"......... It's a harmless giggle as long as no one takes it seriously. ............. " The problem is there ARE people who take such stuff seriously. | |||
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"......... It's a harmless giggle as long as no one takes it seriously. ............. The problem is there ARE people who take such stuff seriously." Indeed....
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"......I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Agree, but it doesn't say anything about 10million x 1million being 10 million!
Agree, but it infers that the Government can afford to pay 10million people a million pound each
That's more zeros than Pearl Harbor." | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million!" is it not then? | |||
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"The maths really doesnt work out at any level. Jesus do people somewhere really think this would work? "Do you think Jesus is listening ? | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! is it not then? "*starts counting on fingers*  | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! is it not then? "NO! 10 million times ONE pound is ten million pounds. Or ONE pound 10 million times ...... | |||
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"10,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000, 10 billion ?" 10,000bn or 10 trillion. | |||
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"The maths really doesnt work out at any level. Jesus do people somewhere really think this would work?
Do you think Jesus is listening ?"I hope so. We really need a comeback gig with loaves and fishes. | |||
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"10,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000, 10 billion ?" Sadly not just 10 billion. It's 10 trillion. We used to say 1,000,0000 x 1, 000,000 was a billion but the banks didn't have enough fingers to count on so we adopted their way to help them. Nowadays a 1,000 x 1,000,000 is a billion. So there you go, all that global debt we worry about but really we're a thousand times better off than we thought! So why can't I afford a nice new car...?  | |||
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"so you can give 10 million people ONE pound each or 10 people ONE million pounds each. " i get that lol i was kidding | |||
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"The maths really doesnt work out at any level. Jesus do people somewhere really think this would work?
Do you think Jesus is listening ?
I hope so. We really need a comeback gig with loaves and fishes.
"If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves. He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents!!! (he also turns wine into water which is unforgivable, so any sympathy I had is now lost) | |||
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"The maths really doesnt work out at any level. Jesus do people somewhere really think this would work?
Do you think Jesus is listening ?
I hope so. We really need a comeback gig with loaves and fishes.
If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves. He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents!!!
(he also turns wine into water which is unforgivable, so any sympathy I had is now lost)"I love that! Quality. | |||
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"The maths really doesnt work out at any level. Jesus do people somewhere really think this would work?
Do you think Jesus is listening ?
I hope so. We really need a comeback gig with loaves and fishes.
If you read the bible backwards its about a man sent to earth on a cross who is helped down by some romans and told to go on his way. He then travels the world making people blind and giving them leprosy. He even ruins a meal for a huge crowd by turning all their food into 2 fish and 5 loaves. He gets fewer followers as time goes by and in the end he's lying in a stable and 3 old men steal all his presents!!!
(he also turns winoe into water which is unforgivable, so any sympathy I had is now lost)
I love that! Quality. "
Jesus sounds like a politician now. Cancel the comeback tour. Can we get JLS?
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"It was wrote by alan sugar and if you read the 1st bit were it says insted of giving billions away to other countrys etc ..... So yer it would cost billions to give all people over the age of 50 1 milliion each but we give it away to other countrys. So foir all you doubters out ther the maths does work "I doubt we just 'give it away' to countries.... there's always some form of payback. | |||
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"It was wrote by alan sugar and if you read the 1st bit were it says insted of giving billions away to other countrys etc ..... So yer it would cost billions to give all people over the age of 50 1 milliion each but we give it away to other countrys. So foir all you doubters out ther the maths does work "Snopes, usually a good authority in such matters, reckons it first appeared in the St Petersburg Times on 8th Feb 2009. | |||
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"I'll take the million in April when I hit 50. not happy about being told what to spend it on. can't i just f uck off with it. and these ten million cars. where we gonna put em all?" You only have to buy one of them. If we force all the over 50s to buy a car then ban them from driving and force them to give their cars to the under 35's for the disabled that should free up the road space. Besides what do fifty year olds need to go out for ? | |||
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" ... cars for the disabled ..........." There's probably an EU Direcive against it but maybe there could be a rule insisting all vehicles supplied under the Motability scheme, funded by Disability Living Allowance, had to have been built in the UK. | |||
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"Acc to Ox Dic. n British English, a billion used to be equivalent to a million million (i.e. 1,000,000,000,000), while in American English it has always equated to a thousand million (i.e. 1,000,000,000). British English has now adopted the American figure, though, so that a billion equals a thousand million in both varieties of English. The same sort of change has taken place with the meaning of trillion. In British English, a trillion used to mean a million million million (i.e. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000). Nowadays, it's generally held to be equivalent to a million million (1,000,000,000,000), as it is in American English. So ..... tis a trillion .... even worse!" On that basis 10m x £1m = 10,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000 = £10trn That's an awful lot of fags us smokers have to get through for the govt to recoup the money paid out - EVERY YEAR. See, total bollocks. | |||
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"Has to be posted.. as i couldnt stop laughing!! \______________________________________________ Letter to Mr. Cameron - Genius!! Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK 's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids to school/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... And there's your money back in duty/tax etc It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know. Also..... Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room and pay £600.00 per week and have no hope of ever getting out. Think about this (more points of contention): COWS Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- " | |||
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"Acc to Ox Dic. n British English, a billion used to be equivalent to a million million (i.e. 1,000,000,000,000), while in American English it has always equated to a thousand million (i.e. 1,000,000,000). British English has now adopted the American figure, though, so that a billion equals a thousand million in both varieties of English. The same sort of change has taken place with the meaning of trillion. In British English, a trillion used to mean a million million million (i.e. 1,000,000,000,000,000,000). Nowadays, it's generally held to be equivalent to a million million (1,000,000,000,000), as it is in American English. So ..... tis a trillion .... even worse! On that basis 10m x £1m = 10,000,000 x 1,000,000 = 10,000,000,000,000 = £10trn That's an awful lot of fags us smokers have to get through for the govt to recoup the money paid out - EVERY YEAR. See, total bollocks." you'll have to up it a bit too. I've packed up | |||
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".........That's an awful lot of fags us smokers have to get through for the govt to recoup the money paid out - EVERY YEAR. See, total bollocks." Even if all smokers were smoking duty paid fags/ baccy that's be a lot. | |||
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"I hope you dont mind but i would like too share this "I wonder how many people have facebooked this and then had someone point out how ridiculous it is when the numbers don't add up. | |||
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"love the idea of the british car what british car ? jag land rover and astra thats it " Good try but jag is ford now x | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million!" Think you need to chill and realise not everything has to be taken seriously | |||
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"love the idea of the british car what british car ? jag land rover and astra thats it Good try but jag is ford now x" Have you been hibernating? Jaguar Land Rover is now Indian owned. Tata bought it in 2008 | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Think you need to chill and realise not everything has to be taken seriously "Clearly some people ARE taking this seriously for it still to be doing the rounds. These misguided fools need to have it pointed out to them that jumping on a hysterical bandwagon often leads to it capsizing with all on board. | |||
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"love the idea of the british car what british car ? jag land rover and astra thats it Good try but jag is ford now x Have you been hibernating? Jaguar Land Rover is now Indian owned. Tata bought it in 2008"Good grief never knew that  | |||
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"Vauxhall- American owned, Rolls Royce/Bentley, Aston Martin -German owned, jag/land rover- Indian owned, what's left?? Electric, water, gas, ect mostly German and French owned! Nuclear sold of to the japs! No British train builders, we can't even profit from our own infrastructure projects as we will have to pay other countries to build run ect.... How did we end up like this and where are we heading?? " French own seven crossing and Spanish own Cardiff airport lol | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Think you need to chill and realise not everything has to be taken seriously
Clearly some people ARE taking this seriously for it still to be doing the rounds. These misguided fools need to have it pointed out to them that jumping on a hysterical bandwagon often leads to it capsizing with all on board."mixed metaphor of the week | |||
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"Idealistic, simplistic nonsense." Very old, idealistic, simplistic nonsense! | |||
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"Fucking idiotic internet nonsense, and someone posted it the other week on here. I think this originated from someone who can't do maths and thinks that 10 million times 1 million=10 million! Think you need to chill and realise not everything has to be taken seriously
Clearly some people ARE taking this seriously for it still to be doing the rounds. These misguided fools need to have it pointed out to them that jumping on a hysterical bandwagon often leads to it capsizing with all on board.
mixed metaphor of the week "Good weren't it? I'm quite proud of that one. | |||
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