FabSwingers.com forum: Why are you here?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got to love (not) this question when you politely decline the offer of a dick pic.

So why are you here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fetish for rejection.

This place is perfect!

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By *addysGirlNicoleTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Here for NSA shenanigans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We joined to meet people, we stay because I like pictures of boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fetish for rejection.

This place is perfect! "

This

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I stopped responding, just block now those illiterate or ignorant people, or those I know we will never be compatible with.

I have my reasons to be here and I’ll tell you when I figure out what are they myself OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here for sex with women and couples

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I love punishment

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Someone mentioned there was cake?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea, passes my coffee breaks scrolling some lovely but also some awful pics.

That and the forums.

I've heard people have the sex too!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same reason I play the lottery, just in case I get lucky one day.. You can't win if you don't play. That puts my odds at 1 in 139,838,160.

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Hopefully to meet people with like minded interests as mine

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m on Fab because I like meeting women for snogs and sex.

I’m on the forums because I enjoy the chat (and sometimes the flirting).

I’m in this thread because I’m a sucker for a clickbait title with a question mark.

(And I was looking at the OP’s profile because I liked the picture of her arse.)

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

At the age of 66 (now officially an OAP!!), I still have that fire in my belly. I still enjoy the feeling of cumming, and the little spark of excitement when that inbox light lights up, which these days is quite rare!

Plus there are some lovely people on here.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I have a fetish for rejection.

This place is perfect! "

You must be permanently orgasmic.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Depends what you mean by here I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone used my pics/videos and coming here meant admins dealt with it swiftly, so great success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy way to get my dick wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escapism mostly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

Happens to us all. Just sit down and have a cuppa. You’ll be reet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Increasingly the forums, especially any threads involving puns, plays on words and any prefixed with "Tits out"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

Happens to us all. Just sit down and have a cuppa. You’ll be reet."

Good advice! I've taken it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to feel worthless and ignored, I'm used to it at home now, so I gotta get my kicks somewhere

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I went through the double doors on the left after the stairs, and now I’m lost, maybe I should have take the single door down the corridor to the right.

Send help!! I can’t get out and there’s gentleman waving their penis’s at me.

The mr

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Existentially.. I'm part of the curve of existence and the survival of the human species in an infinite multiverse.

Whilst I'm here, I might as well pursue this thing that is pleasure.. On my terms thanks, which means I might not be into you or your dick!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I thought this was an existentialist question

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Existentially.. I'm part of the curve of existence and the survival of the human species in an infinite multiverse.

Whilst I'm here, I might as well pursue this thing that is pleasure.. On my terms thanks, which means I might not be into you or your dick!

Copy and paste to the offended ones xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was an existentialist question

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It isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Existentially.. I'm part of the curve of existence and the survival of the human species in an infinite multiverse.

Whilst I'm here, I might as well pursue this thing that is pleasure.. On my terms thanks, which means I might not be into you or your dick!

Copy and paste to the offended ones xxx "

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m here to fix the urinals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be here for the abuse but seem to have mastered it as I rarely get any.

Also like to see all the woman getting lots of hot comments from men that they apparently don't want yet stay here to abuse said men and then block them. ( Just teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to see a job well done ,killing threads seems to be my forte, see how this one goes and add to my huge list of thread kills.nothing like spoiling people's fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to the forums but I’m liking the personalities and the satire nature of the threads on here. Also great to have a nose at certain profiles

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Post dirty pictures of myself all dressed up.

Chat on the forums

Try and meet people for sex

It's good for a wank sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to be here for the abuse but seem to have mastered it as I rarely get any.

Also like to see all the woman getting lots of hot comments from men that they apparently don't want yet stay here to abuse said men and then block them. ( Just teasing

Don't get many hot comments, get some abusive ones but I just block and move on. No need for abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New to the forums but I’m liking the personalities and the satire nature of the threads on here. Also great to have a nose at certain profiles

Well hello

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Why are any of us here? Well approximately 13.7 billion years ago an infinitesimal point of near infinite energy expanded at an incredible rate to create the very fabric of the spacetime constituting our entire observable universe. After a few millionths of a second it had expanded and cooled to the point where quarks and electrons could condense out of the pure energy, then a fraction of a second later the quarks could combine to form protons and neutrons. A further 380,000 years passed of slower expansion and gradual cooling until the protons, neutrons and electrons could form into hydrogen and helium atoms.

All was dark for a very long time. Slight irregularities in the distribution of the gasses throughout space caused clumps to form through gravitational attraction. Approximately 200 million years after the initial big bang, these clumps drew into themselves to the point where density and pressure caused nuclear fusion to initiate. One by one, the first stars turned on, and there was light.

The rest is merely history...

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I thought this was an existentialist question

It isnt

!?"

That was my take on it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not here to accept any anatomy shot that comes my way

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Mainly to keep an eye on what's going on in the party and club scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicks

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Party socials and chatting shit on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the laughs

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

They're on your head

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the conspiracies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

I hope it'd like those 3d pop up cards.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Party socials and chatting shit on the forums

Same really

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"For the drama

The name is a lie!

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

We no longer have any idea why we are here ??.....but it's fun ....just keeping tabs how low humanity will go before ..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the drama

The name is a lie! "

it's only drama free when I'm shagging!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to love (not) this question when you politely decline the offer of a dick pic.

So why are you here? "

Because I'm really Inquisitive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

I don’t even want to know what you’re sticking the pics down with

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

My alternative self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the drama

The name is a lie! "

Free drama was already taken.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

[Removed by poster at 25/08/23 11:16:15]

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Why am I here? I'm asking myself that too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

They're on your head

Frank"

I no longer wear my specs on my bonce since I can't see without them. I will admit to frantically searching for my phone while I'm talking on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Existentially.. I'm part of the curve of existence and the survival of the human species in an infinite multiverse.

Whilst I'm here, I might as well pursue this thing that is pleasure.. On my terms thanks, which means I might not be into you or your dick!

I LOVE existential shaggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there were fabulous swings here but all I'm seeing are naked people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

I don’t even want to know what you’re sticking the pics down with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to love (not) this question when you politely decline the offer of a dick pic.

So why are you here? "

I told someone I was here to learn to knit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

I don’t even want to know what you’re sticking the pics down with

Sounding?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"For the conspiracies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to love (not) this question when you politely decline the offer of a dick pic.

So why are you here? "

To send dick pic's obviously lol

no it's for getting around like minded people and hopefully having a laugh along the way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to change the light bulbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making a scrapbook of all the penises of fab.

I hope I made the cut..... actually I'll rephrase- I hope I made the book

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By *oadsafun1960Man
over a year ago

Somerset & Hertfordshire

I thought I was getting an ice lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually have no idea anymore.

The forums are not the fun they were before because someone likes to be horrid so I steer clear mostly.

And I have no interest in meeting anyone either, because people are crap.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Because I choose to be. I don't allow others to dictate what and how I have my own enjoyment.

I find what I enjoy and I focus on that.

If my enjoyment derails, I take a moment to bring it back in line. I step away to refocus and then come back and apply the above.

As for what I enjoy that keeps me here, it changes, it varies. It keeps things fresh.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I actually have no idea anymore.

The forums are not the fun they were before because someone likes to be horrid so I steer clear mostly.

And I have no interest in meeting anyone either, because people are crap.

I hear ya!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And I have no interest in meeting anyone either, because people are crap."

I’d give you a hug but that’s not gonna work if you’re not meeting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I actually have no idea anymore.

The forums are not the fun they were before because someone likes to be horrid so I steer clear mostly.

And I have no interest in meeting anyone either, because people are crap.

Have to admit I feel the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder how people can take this place so seriously and personally.

There is literally cock and boobs everywhere you look.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"There is literally cock and boobs everywhere you look."

It’s great, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is literally cock and boobs everywhere you look.

It’s great, isn’t it?"

The cock yes.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The cock yes. "

^ She thinks my cock’s great. Got it in writing, there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have no idea anymore.

The forums are not the fun they were before because someone likes to be horrid so I steer clear mostly.

And I have no interest in meeting anyone either, because people are crap.

I hear ya!"

Ooh hello you!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

If i wasnt id be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This time around I signed back up for some false flattery and some ego stroking.

Lucky for me I found far better things.

I hang out here because I like the people and I like the possibilities.

And I still quite like the false flattery!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And I still quite like the false flattery!

It’s not all false, y’know. Some of us genuinely fancy the pants off you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I still quite like the false flattery!

It’s not all false, y’know. Some of us genuinely fancy the pants off you."

Ditto

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Here to experience things I probably will never do in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here to experience things I probably will never do in a relationship"

How bizarre?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to meet interesting and articulate people who enjoy the finer things in life and ooze class with a liberal helping of sophistication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

Shag you’re a Ciddy Fan you will do anything for a trophy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

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It is! If Fawlty Towers did a sex site…

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Here to brighten up my otherwise tedious & hard daily life. And you sure do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

It is! If Fawlty Towers did a sex site…

I use the forums to gain knowledge and inspiration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

It is! If Fawlty Towers did a sex site…

I use the forums to gain knowledge and inspiration."
That too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re not actually here…

We’re there

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

To keep in touch with people we have played with.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"To keep in touch with people we have played with. "
cards?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"To keep in touch with people we have played with. cards?

Poker maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women !

Mrs

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Mostly just for the forums and see what events are on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to love (not) this question when you politely decline the offer of a dick pic.

So why are you here? "

I’d have to reply with “Because I want to be ya twat”

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"No idea!

I came in for something and now I can't remember what it was.

They're on your head

Frank

I no longer wear my specs on my bonce since I can't see without them. I will admit to frantically searching for my phone while I'm talking on it

Absolutely loving this reply thread...

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

Shag you’re a Ciddy Fan you will do anything for a trophy!"
Yes. I wonder if city will the premier league this rear too

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

It is! If Fawlty Towers did a sex site…

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Yes, it is and yes, if faulty towers did a sex site, that would be really fun one too

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I joined for the sex, but staying because of the forum, it is comedy gold

It is! If Fawlty Towers did a sex site…

I use the forums to gain knowledge and inspiration.That too."
Yes, me too, there is a lot of good knowledge on here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm staying for the boing videos

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I'm staying for the boing videos "

RIP your inbox.

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