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the ol' "fancy a shag" routine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

now seriously, has that like ever worked? like in the history of sex? ever?

i see a lot of women's profiles that state that anyone who sends them those kind of messages will get ignored/blocked.

has anyone actually used that line and been successful though? or ladies, has anyone ever won you over with that line?

also the whole cock picture thing. same kind of question. do you guys ever get results from having your cock as your profile picture?

and ladies have you ever seen a cock picture and, like me, thought "well he looks like a bellend"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's worked, sometimes, even us woman, just fancy a shag

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yes it has worked for me many years ago, but in the pub & we were both pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes it has worked for me many years ago, but in the pub & we were both pissed "

And I'll never forget that night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes it has worked for me many years ago, but in the pub & we were both pissed

And I'll never forget that night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they are good looking enough any line will work on me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if they are good looking enough any line will work on me lol"

Giz a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if they are good looking enough any line will work on me lol

Giz a fuck "

bend over then i'll lube my strap on up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if they are good looking enough any line will work on me lol

Giz a fuck

bend over then i'll lube my strap on up "

*woosh* all lubed and touching my toes

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

I'm getting wet just reading this post,and I'm the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no not at all and cant believe it would work, even when i just do fancy a shag i expect to spoke to normally not like im on an episode of jeremy kyle lol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes it has worked for me many years ago, but in the pub & we were both pissed

And I'll never forget that night "

Neither will I, those crabs were a bugger to get rid of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes it has worked for me many years ago, but in the pub & we were both pissed

And I'll never forget that night

Neither will I, those crabs were a bugger to get rid of "

Well I like to leave a souvenir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use that line regularly lol

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Of *course* it bloody works... duh

oh, and women use it on guys as often as guys use it on women.

top tip, one of the best ways to NOT get laid is ask naive questions like these, and do women like big penises and threesomes and kinky sex etc etc, because all it does is advertise your lack of knowledge, which translates to women as your lack of ability to be a damn good fuck.

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