FabSwingers.com forum: Show Me Your Puns Son

By *ulu00 OP Woman
over a year ago

Donegal

I love shite jokes, cheesy one liners and dad level puns! Hit us with youre best/worst.

Mine is

Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potion pot and his best friend? They’re both cauld ron

Sorry but not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man is taking a piss at the side of his truck. Lady walks upto him and says that’s illegal that is. Man says no it’s not I’m allowed to piss in the rear wheel. Lady says yes I know but it’s illegal for a grown man to be holding a little boys Willy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

I was going to put some veg on my plate but there wasn’t mush-room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife left me for an electrician , I was shocked, then left me for a fisherman, I was gutted then left me for an insurance salesman......bitch!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My wife left me for an electrician , I was shocked, then left me for a fisherman, I was gutted then left me for an insurance salesman......bitch!"
lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Show me the punny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the baker have brown knuckles? Because he kneaded a poo.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I love shite jokes, cheesy one liners and dad level puns! Hit us with youre best/worst.

Mine is

Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his potion pot and his best friend? They’re both cauld ron

Sorry but not sorry

When I can think of something..... I'll give you one.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I've given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?"

I'm stealing this

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