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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the forums too long, when???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use FAF in a non fab message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find yourself eye rolling at every single topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I've annoyed enough people, then I'm done for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see the BBC news and you’re wondering what’s new with race specific cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take a couple off days to reflect on the effort put in to them

And worth off them

Minimum effort all around as minimum effort as all that’s given back no matter what effort that’s put in

Going to see lot less flirty feel good stuff from me from now on

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

You can tell who's posting without reading the username

Tinder

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You've imagined several orgies with certain members, that and they all being cake.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You find yourself eye rolling at every single topic "

Guilty as charged. Oops

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

When you start to question the thickness of your gravy.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its not a thing i worry about after all i don't know most of you and many are too far to meet, the ones i meet are the ones that count and i mostly love them, have a nice day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forget you’re here to actually meet people and not just hang around talking shite in here all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hear a celebrity has died and your first thought is "has anyone started a thread"

Danish x

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"When I've annoyed enough people, then I'm done for the day.

This..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"When I've annoyed enough people, then I'm done for the day."

Can you ever truly say you’ve annoyed *enough* people though? Really?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You forget you’re here to actually meet people and not just hang around talking shite in here all the time. "

Wait, what?

*checks trains to the arse end of Fife

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You forget you’re here to actually meet people and not just hang around talking shite in here all the time. "

To be fair, sometimes the fab forum reminds me why I do the reverse, and I'm fussy as fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your still wearing leg warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forget you’re here to actually meet people and not just hang around talking shite in here all the time.

Wait, what?

*checks trains to the arse end of Fife"

There’s a train station 5 minutes away actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You forget you’re here to actually meet people and not just hang around talking shite in here all the time.

To be fair, sometimes the fab forum reminds me why I do the reverse, and I'm fussy as fuck! "

I’ve just given up at this point.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You just don't give a shit anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When I’ve virtually fingered everyone, just another 3,498 to go.

The mr

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013"

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

You see countless threads with;

- moaning about single guys

- single guys not getting meets

- FAF

- gym boss vs dad bods

- [insert every other generic thread]

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever."

It’s the same after 4 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever.

It’s the same after 4 months

I assumed you’d been banned for life

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever.

It’s the same after 4 months

I assumed you’d been banned for life

Haaaaaa I’m not that controversial

Just a sabbatical/unpaid leave really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course... "

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think."

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You can tell who's posting without reading the username

Tinder"

Yes. This . All the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever.

It’s the same after 4 months

I assumed you’d been banned for life

Haaaaaa I’m not that controversial

Just a sabbatical/unpaid leave really "

Well that’s a bit boring. I was hoping I’d missed you calling everyone a cunt and slagging off the mods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've come back after four days and find that you have missed absolutely.nothing.whatsoever.

It’s the same after 4 months

I assumed you’d been banned for life

Haaaaaa I’m not that controversial

Just a sabbatical/unpaid leave really

Well that’s a bit boring. I was hoping I’d missed you calling everyone a cunt and slagging off the mods."

*note* I am in no way encouraging bad mouthing the amazing work the mods on this site do. We all love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!) "

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

When I really do question whether I should smog, marry or avoid.. when I’m in the pub minding my own business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you become less and less interested in even commenting

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today."

All 10 of them said by her?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

When I find myself getting annoyed by the - "are you wearing socks today?" - type threads, instead of just saying whether or not I'm wearing socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get called a troll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

All 10 of them said by her? "

Only 3 from her. Apparently I’m a lot less likeable in real life and that’s saying something.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

When i see threads I post in. Have no more posts.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

You start pressing green arrows outside of fab.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

All 10 of them said by her?

Only 3 from her. Apparently I’m a lot less likeable in real life and that’s saying something."

That implies you are likable here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

All 10 of them said by her?

Only 3 from her. Apparently I’m a lot less likeable in real life and that’s saying something.

That implies you are likable here...

I’d be a lot less likeable on here without her arse but there must be at least one person who thinks I’m alright…. Don’t all announce yourselves at once.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

All 10 of them said by her?

Only 3 from her. Apparently I’m a lot less likeable in real life and that’s saying something.

That implies you are likable here...

I’d be a lot less likeable on here without her arse but there must be at least one person who thinks I’m alright…. Don’t all announce yourselves at once."

Well I am interacting with you, so I guess I volunteer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can say things a newbie would get absolutely hammered for and get away with it

Meh I tend to get ignored 98% of the time so I just say anything.

Mr Brain talking nonsense since 2013

Change your profile pic to one of your wife’s arse. Works for me

Why you bullshitting! We all know it's really yours!

And then I laugh thinking of all the straight men that will have wanked to it... Not me of course...

Mines a few shades darker and hairy… or maybe that’s what I want you to think.

Exactly! I'm on to you, sir! (but she really does have a fine arse... Of a husband!)

That’s not even in the top 10 worst things I’ve been called today.

All 10 of them said by her?

Only 3 from her. Apparently I’m a lot less likeable in real life and that’s saying something.

That implies you are likable here...

I’d be a lot less likeable on here without her arse but there must be at least one person who thinks I’m alright…. Don’t all announce yourselves at once.

Well I am interacting with you, so I guess I volunteer. "

Awwww. You like me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"the forums too long, when???"

You can see through someone’s act with their posts. I call those little buggers out I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I really do question whether I should smog, marry or avoid.. when I’m in the pub minding my own business."

Smog.....oh I like that option. I must have missed that thread, I'd have been all over it!

Typos SK...always funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I find myself getting annoyed by the - "are you wearing socks today?" - type threads, instead of just saying whether or not I'm wearing socks."

Very much that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the forums too long, when???

You can see through someone’s act with their posts. I call those little buggers out I do. "

You missed that one, over there, and there and there and there and there, go get 'em boy!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"the forums too long, when???

You can see through someone’s act with their posts. I call those little buggers out I do.

You missed that one, over there, and there and there and there and there, go get 'em boy!"

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

You just want to throw your phone across the room with the stupidity of some people...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When you realise that you've got the news about Yevgeny Prigozhin from the Fab Lounge, not The Guardian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you realise that you've got the news about Yevgeny Prigozhin from the Fab Lounge, not The Guardian.

So very me.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

When you think a forumite has lost their phone or gone unlos when they DON'T comment on a particular thread.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"When I really do question whether I should smog, marry or avoid.. when I’m in the pub minding my own business.

Smog.....oh I like that option. I must have missed that thread, I'd have been all over it!

Typos SK...always funny! "

Don’t tell me you’ve never smogged someone? You just haven’t lived..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone just ignores you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I really do question whether I should smog, marry or avoid.. when I’m in the pub minding my own business.

Smog.....oh I like that option. I must have missed that thread, I'd have been all over it!

Typos SK...always funny!

Don’t tell me you’ve never smogged someone? You just haven’t lived.."

There's a few I'd like to snog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you want a ban because you know you don't give a shit about what you say anymore.

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