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"I want penis too "Soul sisters | |||
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What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later | |||
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I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.
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"[helicopters my way to Posh]" I wish | |||
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"You can have the other halfs one of you'd like? The hussy put a picture up without sending me one. So I'll be happy to chop it off and send it in the post
What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later "I fabbed it. I'm gonna need the rest of the person attached though I'm afraid. Can he swim? | |||
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"I want penis too "at this moment I bet there’s 100s of offers now in your in box | |||
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"Penis. Erm. Well. What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.
I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.
And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me."I was talking about PSL today aswell funnily enough | |||
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"Penis. Erm. Well. What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.
I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.
And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me."I was being restrained. And not in the fun way. | |||
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"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that
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"I want penis too
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"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn Kink (female)" I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare. | |||
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"I want penis too
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Now that you've mentioned it, I wouldn't say no to a nice penis as well. "See. Penis is good | |||
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"Penis. Erm. Well. What I really want now? I can't type here. Penis is a good non-graphic term, I'm definitely in my erm frisky stage.
I also really want a pumpkin spice latte.
And more messages pointing out invisible cows to me.
I was talking about PSL today aswell funnily enough "Yes! It's happening.  It's soon going to be witching season. They need to hurry up and release them because I've already made up my mind that they're going to be my sex fuel for the coming months. And I need them out for this weekend. | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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"A cider ice lolly....." I could get one of those... the shop just there has them | |||
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"I want penis too
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Now that you've mentioned it, I wouldn't say no to a nice penis as well.
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"A cider ice lolly..... I could get one of those... the shop just there has them" If you get one don't tell me how nice it is | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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Oi! You've already got one! Dont go and nick mine. "You would need to still be attached for what I have in mind. J | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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Oi! You've already got one! Dont go and nick mine.
You would need to still be attached for what I have in mind.
J"Erm, you misunderstood, I'm not offering mine, mine, I'm talking about luring whatever man I bamboozle away from me!  | |||
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"A cider ice lolly..... I could get one of those... the shop just there has them If you get one don't tell me how nice it is "I don't have the energy to go... | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday "Not a penis? | |||
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"I’m a giver "Come on then | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
Not a penis?"A penis is as good as a holiday. | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
Not a penis?
A penis is as good as a holiday. "Although the two together... | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
Not a penis?"Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough | |||
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"I told you, no! Meanie" Fine. You can't have it but I'm happy to shown it for those that want it. | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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"I dare say someone will be along in a min and flop their penis out..... "My inbox has just jumped a few numbers... | |||
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"I told you, no! Meanie Fine. You can't have it but I'm happy to shown it for those that want it. " Yay! Hang on. Not yay. Meanie. | |||
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"Also to suck a penis "That's cos they're awesome. | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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They never annoy me..."It depends on whether you're trying to wash the dishes. | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough
They never annoy me..."Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you | |||
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"I’d quite like to be in a long grassed meadow in the Peak district or waiting for sunset but seeing as I don’t have a time capsule I’ll settle for being on the runway ready to take off on Friday "Those sound like fun things too! I prefer shirt grass though... cos ticks. | |||
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"A massage! My legs are in bits!" That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis... | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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It depends on whether you're trying to wash the dishes."I don't know... | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you "Not at all. Gimme. | |||
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"I have a rather long list but I'll cut it down: a. For a lady to suck on my penis like she is trying to devour my very soul. b. For a lady to ride my cock like a teenager rides a moped being chased through the city centre. c. For everyone on my hotlist to spontaneously send me a friend request then form an orderly queue in alphabetical order to meet me over the next 12 months. d. To get a call from a radio competition in the next 5 minutes so I can win £118,000 and take the holiday to end all holidays (with everyone on my friends list). e. For Creme Eggs to go back to their original recipe. f. Wagon wheels to go back ti their original size. g. to get a voicenote from all the ladies with sexy accents (posh and / or Scottish, Irish, Welsh, European (any).) "I mean... I could do the first two if you were here... | |||
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"I want an egg banjo but out of eggs "What is this witchcraft? | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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They never annoy me...
Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you
Not at all. Gimme."Ready when you are | |||
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"I am now going for achievable. Poached eggs on toast it is.
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"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though. I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running. Luke " This is very generous indeed! How far are you from all the penis desirers? | |||
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Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you
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Ready when you are "I'm ready and waiting! | |||
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"Not saying what I really want because you ladies have been thirsty recently and I'm having trouble keeping up with my messages "It's ok. It's me. We all know. | |||
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Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough
They never annoy me...
Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you
Not at all. Gimme.
Ready when you are
I'm ready and waiting!"Shame I'm outside of your age range though | |||
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" I mean... I could do the first two if you were here..." Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do  | |||
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"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though. I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running. Luke This is very generous indeed! How far are you from all the penis desirers?" Ruislip!? Ooh, he's just down the road, really... (well, 45 minutes drive). | |||
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Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough
They never annoy me...
Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you
Not at all. Gimme.
Ready when you are
I'm ready and waiting!
Shame I'm outside of your age range though "I don't read messages anyway, lovely... you're missing nothing | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers? "I so so so want to bury my face in between those beautiful chest pillows you have | |||
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"You can have the other halfs one of you'd like? The hussy put a picture up without sending me one. So I'll be happy to chop it off and send it in the post
What I want? The weekend to arrive sooner than later
I fabbed it. I'm gonna need the rest of the person attached though I'm afraid. Can he swim?"Yeah, I can see your part of the coast from the window. Maybe I can catapult him over? | |||
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"Right now, I just really want a holiday
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Already got one. Not sure I could cope with two. One is annoying enough
They never annoy me...
Glad the random boners I get wouldn't be annoying for you
Not at all. Gimme.
Ready when you are
I'm ready and waiting!
Shame I'm outside of your age range though
I don't read messages anyway, lovely... you're missing nothing "I rarely send them anyway cause I struggle getting replies | |||
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" I mean... I could do the first two if you were here... Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do "I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks | |||
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"A massage! My legs are in bits! That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis..." Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis? | |||
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"I want to be the owner of the penis that you want to suck. " I think Cede was sorting out a ticketing system... | |||
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"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though. I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running. Luke This is very generous indeed! How far are you from all the penis desirers? Ruislip!? Ooh, he's just down the road, really... (well, 45 minutes drive). "Is a start... | |||
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"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though. I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running. Luke This is very generous indeed! How far are you from all the penis desirers?" I suspect the answer is not as close as I'd need to be. Does anybody know of any penis-desirers in Uxbridge? | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers? I so so so want to bury my face in between those beautiful chest pillows you have "As long as you're cold. I'm too hot already! | |||
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"A reply now and again would be good lol Or even better a meet " Be strong. You'll get one. | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. " How am I doing? | |||
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"I also just want to meet more people from here too " They're way overrated if I'm anything to go by | |||
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"A massage! My legs are in bits! That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis... Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis? "Deal. If I can have a cold shower between. | |||
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"I'd just like to say I have a penis and am happy to help those who are looking for one. I'll have to check with Hannah first though. I can also play the piano while you suck somebody else's in case that adds to the mood and I'm not in the running. Luke This is very generous indeed! How far are you from all the penis desirers? I suspect the answer is not as close as I'd need to be. Does anybody know of any penis-desirers in Uxbridge? " Sadly I know none  | |||
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"I’ve given it some thought, and I’m not convinced I want to suck a penis. Just being honest." Well, to make up for it... I'll suck yours. | |||
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"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? " Absolutely. Do you have a need or desire? | |||
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"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw" Do you have one handy? | |||
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"I want penis too
Soul sisters "I'm happy to let you share mine. Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you. | |||
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"I want penis too
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I'm happy to let you share mine.
Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you."Can I have pringles instead? Please | |||
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" I mean... I could do the first two if you were here... Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do
I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°................................. | |||
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"I want penis too
Soul sisters
I'm happy to let you share mine.
Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you.
Can I have pringles instead? Please "OK.. but bring goggles when you come to suck mine, because once I pop I also never stop. | |||
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"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? Absolutely. Do you have a need or desire?" I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time
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" I mean... I could do the first two if you were here... Alas I am further away than I usually am, but if you could give me 2 weeks notice on the next time you feel in this mood, I'll see what I can do
I'd say consider this your notice... but I'm busy in 2 weeks
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"I want penis too
Soul sisters
I'm happy to let you share mine.
Il ever throw in a box of Maltesers each for you.
Can I have pringles instead? Please
OK.. but bring goggles when you come to suck mine, because once I pop I also never stop."Onnit | |||
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"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? Absolutely. Do you have a need or desire? I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time
(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry) "I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked. But socks are nice too | |||
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"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw Do you have one handy?" That's the unfortunate part | |||
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"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? Absolutely. Do you have a need or desire? I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time
(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)
I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked.
But socks are nice too" Oh - I see (I’m really slow today)
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"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that
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Now I want that too!"He can restrain us both
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"To have my face sat on by a lovely bbw Do you have one handy? That's the unfortunate part" That's annoying. I feel your pain. | |||
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"A particular forumite with whom I feel a real connection with" I hope you get this desire fulfilled! | |||
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"Wha…wha? Did I hear that penis sucking is being offered here? Absolutely. Do you have a need or desire? I need some new socks; Blimey - I go through them in record time
(This is surely the most boring answer on the thread; Sorry)
I meant a need or desire to suck a penis or have one sucked.
But socks are nice too
Oh - I see (I’m really slow today)
A desire to have mine orally caressed. Oh yes "It's the heat. It bamboozles. In. | |||
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"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn Kink (female) I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare." Haha yeah paperwork is a fun killer, Shame | |||
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"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that
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Now I want that too!
He can restrain us both
Mrs "Ooooo yes please
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"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going "Knew I could rely on you | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers? "Cock tease! | |||
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"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that
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Now I want that too!
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"Right now I’d like a lady to be sat on my face as I’m suffering from serious girl horn Kink (female) I'd offer... but the crushing/drowning paperwork is a nightmare. Haha yeah paperwork is a fun killer, Shame "It is! | |||
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"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause "I'm a good cause | |||
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"Ahh...what I really want is to fuck her mouth "That's just teasing... Cos you don't mean meeee | |||
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"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause
I'm a good cause "I was hoping you’d say that | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. How am I doing?" Lush getting me hard hete | |||
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"Well the Mr has mentioned restraining me while he does as he pleases - so now I want that
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Now I want that too!
He can restrain us both
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Ooooo yes please
The mr "
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers?
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"I have a penis I can offer up for a good cause
I'm a good cause
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"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going
Knew I could rely on you "It’s the tart in me…. I can’t help it | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F" What kind of sausage roll? | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F What kind of sausage roll? " A meat packed one F | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. How am I doing? Lush getting me hard hete" That's exactly my aim. Obvs | |||
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"I mean I'm a fellow Devonite and would be more than willing for you to use mine Buuuut I would need a permission slip from the wife "Or bring the wife along... | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F What kind of sausage roll? A meat packed one F" Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F" No. No duvet. Is too hot. | |||
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"A particular forumite with whom I feel a real connection with I hope you get this desire fulfilled!" It's certainly looking promising | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F What kind of sausage roll? A meat packed one F" Ohhhh I see what you did there | |||
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"I challenge every man to a duel. Similar to conkers. Only the hardest survives to fight the next penis Until only the hardest and strongest remains, as the worthy winner for Posh " And now this needs to happen. *Googles how to set up pay per view* | |||
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"I’d take a penis (literally) if there is one going
Knew I could rely on you
It’s the tart in me…. I can’t help it " | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F What kind of sausage roll? A meat packed one F Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?
J"I'm the moist bit of pastry between the flaky pastry and the meat
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"I mean I'm a fellow Devonite and would be more than willing for you to use mine Buuuut I would need a permission slip from the wife
Or bring the wife along... "Acceptable... | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers? "I want your lips around my cock!! | |||
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"I wished I had something to add but sadly I don't " You want nothing! This is a good thing. | |||
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"To be rolled up in a duvet like a sausage roll and left to wallow (with a book). F What kind of sausage roll? A meat packed one F Are you the flaky pastry in this simile?
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I'm the moist bit of pastry between the flaky pastry and the meat
F"Well everytime I eat a sausage roll I will think of you | |||
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"A massage! My legs are in bits! That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis... Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?
Deal. If I can have a cold shower between."Deal | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
J"I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. | |||
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I want your lips around my cock!! "Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat? OK. Lips only | |||
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"A massage! My legs are in bits! That sounds like energy would be needed that I'd rather use on a penis... Can I have the massage first and then you can have the penis?
Deal. If I can have a cold shower between.
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "Good lass yourself! | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers?
I want your lips around my cock!!
Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat?
OK. Lips only "If you had my cock in your possession you could do anything you wanted to it. | |||
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"What I'd really like right now if I'm honest is just a nice kiss and a cuddle........ If that lead to more that's a bonus but a cuddle woukd be fab "Throw in air con and I'm in. | |||
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"I want to be smothered in large breasts " Sounds warm... | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory? | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers?
I want your lips around my cock!!
Just my lips? You don't want my tongue sliding up the length from your balls, running around the edge of the head and then over the tip before I wrap my lips around and suck it into my throat?
OK. Lips only
If you had my cock in your possession you could do anything you wanted to it. "Does it come with a certificate of authenticity? | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. How am I doing? Lush getting me hard hete That's exactly my aim. Obvs" I sent you a mail | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.
Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory? "This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want. | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. How am I doing? Lush getting me hard hete That's exactly my aim. Obvs I sent you a mail " In the inbox? That's a dark, dark place I'm too afraid to go... | |||
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"I’d like penis too Posh, but I’d settle for not being at work until 10pm "That sucks, Rosie! Or not... | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.
Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory?
This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want."Can I take you to bed then please? | |||
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too.
Can I get a few as well then in that case? I’m not sure one will quite be satisfactory?
This is the thread of desire. We take whatever we want.
Can I take you to bed then please? "Right now? I'll have to pack up the market stall first... | |||
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"... to suck a penis. I have a (very) shortlist in mind... but could be convinced to add to it. If I can't have penis I want a cold shower. What do you so, so want, Loungers? "Has your inbox melted yet?
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"I’d like penis too Posh, but I’d settle for not being at work until 10pm
That sucks, Rosie!
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"I want two penises Posh. I am feeling greedy.
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I was going to join in on wanting one but now I’m feeling greedy too. "Would be happy to give you access to mine. Shame you're so far away though | |||
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"One of those all encompassing cuddles where you feel safe and protected in some strong and very willing arms. Forehead kisses and hair stroking as they let me fall asleep in their arms. Quite honestly it's the dream of all dreams. " Coughs quietly to get your attention. | |||
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"Filthy chat. I like the build up . Sets it up greatly. How am I doing? Lush getting me hard hete That's exactly my aim. Obvs I sent you a mail In the inbox? That's a dark, dark place I'm too afraid to go..." Yeah or you could message me first lol | |||
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