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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I recieved a vag pic from someone I'd never spoken to and it looked like they definitely needed a trip to docs for wart treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll simply say the worst cock pic I got was owned by a chap that had very obviously been in an unprepared bottom.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I hate cock pics in general but some of the worst have been

Cock over dirty toilet.

Cock held with dirty nails.

Cock over what looks to be a hoarders front room.

Cock in bed with dirty sheets.

Cock with condom hanging off.

Cock which needs to be seen at a clinic.

Cock from single men with wife's belongings in the background even worse wedding/family pics.

Mrs

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By *randMrsE_ukCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle / The Borders


"I hate cock pics in general but some of the worst have been

Cock over dirty toilet.

Cock held with dirty nails.

Cock over what looks to be a hoarders front room.

Cock in bed with dirty sheets.

Cock with condom hanging off.

Cock which needs to be seen at a clinic.

Cock from single men with wife's belongings in the background even worse wedding/family pics.

Mrs "

Yes to all of this!!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?"

It's time like these I wish I was a lady. Show me the browns boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?"

Jeez. I send one dick pic and I’m getting outed on the forums

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I recieved a vag pic from someone I'd never spoken to and it looked like they definitely needed a trip to docs for wart treatment "

Sorry.

Is sorted now

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Those in need of an immediate medical attention.

I’m being serious, how on Earth people don’t realise that.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cocks not looking particularly clean. And there are a fair few of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find OP that most fellas aren't thinking when they take a cock shot, their cock has taken over their brain thinking someone will fall in love with it and want to bounce all over it. Some very deluded minds out there, I'm sure you deal with them in an appropriate manner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has had a snowball effect. Because now his cock makes me feel sick and I haven't even seen it wtf is wrong with people.

I personally really really really fucking really dislike single mens account showing pics of him sexually engaging with another woman (who probably doesn't know her pic is been flashed around)

Yer I get it, you had sex with others, why the hell would I wanna see it on your SINGLE PROFILE. STOP. Else I won't share cake with you!!!

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

Jeez. I send one dick pic and I’m getting outed on the forums "

Pure gold , wish I'd thought of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate cock pics in general but some of the worst have been

Cock over dirty toilet.

Cock held with dirty nails.

Cock over what looks to be a hoarders front room.

Cock in bed with dirty sheets.

Cock with condom hanging off.

Cock which needs to be seen at a clinic.

Cock from single men with wife's belongings in the background even worse wedding/family pics.

Mrs "

Defo got more than a few of these lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recieved a vag pic from someone I'd never spoken to and it looked like they definitely needed a trip to docs for wart treatment "

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll simply say the worst cock pic I got was owned by a chap that had very obviously been in an unprepared bottom.

"

What makes you say that

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Anyone want a nice cock pic? I have one!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I’ll simply say the worst cock pic I got was owned by a chap that had very obviously been in an unprepared bottom.

What makes you say that "

Do you really have to ask this?

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

Lancs

This isn't a cock but was dangling like one, a female sent me a pic in her filthy bedroom with her tampon string hanging out and what looked to be a baby with a old man's face reaching for the string , some people on here are absolutely f*cked

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By *alsam1Couple
over a year ago

Caister

Guys profile, 24 public pictures, all are just different angles of his dick. I mean come on have some originality x

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

Lancs

That's the worst cock pic I've received lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/08/23 12:30:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

It's time like these I wish I was a lady. Show me the browns boys!"

I shouldn't laugh but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an awful day to be literate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

Jeez. I send one dick pic and I’m getting outed on the forums "

Sorry but had to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

Jeez. I send one dick pic and I’m getting outed on the forums

Sorry but had to be done "

You could have at least lied a bit and said it was massive (the cock not the poop stains). I’ve got a reputation round here.

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Well, that was erm. Educational.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Anyone want a nice cock pic? I have one!"

You nicking my pics again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones were you can make out your mum standing in the background,

Its ok i was leaving anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Those in need of an immediate medical attention.

I’m being serious, how on Earth people don’t realise that."

I always ask the same question. Surly when they look at the photo they can see what we do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cocks not looking particularly clean. And there are a fair few of them "

That's 100 percent true. Got to wonder why guys send them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you'll find OP that most fellas aren't thinking when they take a cock shot, their cock has taken over their brain thinking someone will fall in love with it and want to bounce all over it. Some very deluded minds out there, I'm sure you deal with them in an appropriate manner "

Block and move on

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"

Cock from single men with wife's belongings in the background even worse wedding/family pics. "

This ^^^ absolutely boils my piss

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By *he AlternativesCouple
over a year ago

Swingington

Cock pics with their wrinkly overhanging foreskins not pulled back when hard..

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By *igJ96Man
over a year ago

prenton

Hope mine doesn’t make the list haha

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Mine are awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This has had a snowball effect. Because now his cock makes me feel sick and I haven't even seen it wtf is wrong with people.

I personally really really really fucking really dislike single mens account showing pics of him sexually engaging with another woman (who probably doesn't know her pic is been flashed around)

Yer I get it, you had sex with others, why the hell would I wanna see it on your SINGLE PROFILE. STOP. Else I won't share cake with you!!!

Mrs C "

Yah I get the single guys with pics of other women. I always wonder if they know they are on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll simply say the worst cock pic I got was owned by a chap that had very obviously been in an unprepared bottom.

What makes you say that

Do you really have to ask this? "

Yes I was overly curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear, I thought smegma was all the rage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

K sent me his minge once.

It was soul destroying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few come to mind … one clearly forgot to move some family photos from the background which was off putting but at least the room looked tidy which was refreshing …. I’ve received some close ups that literally should not be seen by anyone other than a doctor

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"K sent me his minge once.

It was soul destroying."

And I will do it again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This isn't a cock but was dangling like one, a female sent me a pic in her filthy bedroom with her tampon string hanging out and what looked to be a baby with a old man's face reaching for the string , some people on here are absolutely f*cked "

Yikes. I'd have blocked right after I'd finished getting sick.

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks


"This isn't a cock but was dangling like one, a female sent me a pic in her filthy bedroom with her tampon string hanging out and what looked to be a baby with a old man's face reaching for the string , some people on here are absolutely f*cked "

Lord have mercy

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

they sound like horror stories..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate cock pics in general but some of the worst have been

Cock over dirty toilet.

Cock held with dirty nails.

Cock over what looks to be a hoarders front room.

Cock in bed with dirty sheets.

Cock with condom hanging off.

Cock which needs to be seen at a clinic.

Cock from single men with wife's belongings in the background even worse wedding/family pics.

Mrs "

This plus

All cock pics in bed and blurred and dated 2008

Cock in toilet

Cock in long mirror but miles away shot

Cock in between tits dated photos

Any cock photo dated 2008.. Op this

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I've had one that sent several pictures and in every one of them it was literally blue in appearance it was being gripped that tight by their hand or had a cock ring/tie on it that was so tight it was scary

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being a lady on here it's fair to say that I've gotten more than a few cock pics. Now I don't mind receiving them but sometimes wonder what a guy has been thinking when taking the pic. I recently received a pic where the guy was obviously in the bathroom. He was standing on what I assume was meant to be a white towel. It looked minging dirty. Brown poo like stains on it. To make it worse the toilet he was standing beside looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a very long time. Actually made me feel a little sick.

So ladies and gents whats the worse pic you have received and why?

Jeez. I send one dick pic and I’m getting outed on the forums

Sorry but had to be done

You could have at least lied a bit and said it was massive (the cock not the poop stains). I’ve got a reputation round here."

I'm sorry. I'll try harder next time

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Mine are awful "

You can't just say that. You have to prove it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A condom hanging off the end

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Also not good: the boxers around the ankles/knees. Really. You couldn't take them off?? Even worse if they're dirty

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

This thread should be called 'Reasons not to send cock pics"

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

A really wonky cock with huge rolls of foreskin and cum dripping down it with toilet roll stuck to the head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones where the bloke compares it to a Sky remote and.... you'd rather play with that instead!

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"This thread should be called 'Reasons not to send cock pics" "
or how not to send a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A really wonky cock with huge rolls of foreskin and cum dripping down it with toilet roll stuck to the head! "

Getting no messages and pictures is actually a blessing in disguise.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"A really wonky cock with huge rolls of foreskin and cum dripping down it with toilet roll stuck to the head!

Getting no messages and pictures is actually a blessing in disguise. "

Think yourself lucky, it puts you off breakfast for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A really wonky cock with huge rolls of foreskin and cum dripping down it with toilet roll stuck to the head!

Getting no messages and pictures is actually a blessing in disguise.

Think yourself lucky, it puts you off breakfast for sure! "

Utterly grateful, no person should have to have their eyeballs printed with that.

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Not a cock pic, but close.

A guy wearing boxers with his “ex” face all over them with “the property of Emma” printed over the crotch… ( that’s not the real name)

Why?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, that was erm. Educational.

"

You learn something new every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had one that sent several pictures and in every one of them it was literally blue in appearance it was being gripped that tight by their hand or had a cock ring/tie on it that was so tight it was scary

Tinder "

Doesn't sound nice

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Not a cock pic, but close.

A guy wearing boxers with his “ex” face all over them with “the property of Emma” printed over the crotch… ( that’s not the real name)

Why?! "

I LOVE this!!!! Somebody has to tell Emma that he might not be over her yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m sent a picture of a very angry looking cock and balls that are having the blood supply cut off by various metal rings.

They are usually purple and look like they’re about to explode.

Nothing remotely sexy or appealing in that

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


"Well, that was erm. Educational.

You learn something new every day "

Indeed. And learn what others haven’t. Quite an eye opener and glad I’ve not got public cock pics on profile.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

All of them is there any good ones?

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,


"All of them is there any good ones?"

Well thats subjective ultimately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also not good: the boxers around the ankles/knees. Really. You couldn't take them off?? Even worse if they're dirty"

I've had quite a few of these

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Most of mine are terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a cock pic, but close.

A guy wearing boxers with his “ex” face all over them with “the property of Emma” printed over the crotch… ( that’s not the real name)

Why?! "

That would be such a turn off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I’m sent a picture of a very angry looking cock and balls that are having the blood supply cut off by various metal rings.

They are usually purple and look like they’re about to explode.

Nothing remotely sexy or appealing in that "

Yet a surprising amount of guys send them. I always wonder does it not hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All of them is there any good ones?"

Well there's definitely awful ones

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport


"All of them is there any good ones?

Well there's definitely awful ones "
don't know why they have to post them ,!!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

The big no nos have got to be visibly unclean cocks, toilet shots and EXTREME CLOSE UPS that nearly poke your eye out

On a righteous note...

When we had the thread that mentioned vulva appearance, the unkind comments were shot down and rightfully so. But apparently it's fine to make snide remarks about foreskins now!

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