FabSwingers.com forum: Fringe best joke

By *uggs71 OP Man
over a year ago

london

This won this year’s Fringe best joke, "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I think Fab can do better?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

That won?

That's just a modified version of "why don't they play cards at the zoo? Because of all the cheetahs"

Christ. I think I'm done with comedy.

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By *uggs71 OP Man
over a year ago

london

Yes that won.

Can you better?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Its the fringe there must be a very clever subtext im missing - or it really has got that shit!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Yes that won.

Can you better?"

Well technically I just did. I told the original joke to that punchline. It's really not difficult to beat that pathetic excuse for a joke.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Its the fringe there must be a very clever subtext im missing - or it really has got that shit! "

My guess is that it was a joke that ticked all the boxes.

1. Told by a woman/sexual minority

2. Uses a man, and the shittest big cat on earth as the punchline

3. Was the safest joke to go with as it won't offend anyone! Men don't count. (I'm not offended, other than the offense of it being a shit joke!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked it. Deserving winner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A dear friend of mine was named as having one of the best jokes of the Fringe this year.

That's my crap claim to fame done.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"A dear friend of mine was named as having one of the best jokes of the Fringe this year.

That's my crap claim to fame done.

Please tell me its not this joke!

And also if it's not, tell them I'm sorry and that they should have not lost out to this joke.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Whats green got 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you???

A snooker table! - Yay i won the fringe!!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"This won this year’s Fringe best joke, "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I think Fab can do better?"

I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was...a bit cagey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates been admitted to hospital because he's addicted to biscuits. Unfortunately doctors say he's totally fucked up his digestive system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal….

It’s fucking shit!

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By *uggs71 OP Man
over a year ago

london

That’s a really good claim to fame!

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By *uggs71 OP Man
over a year ago

london

Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen some brilliant shows this year and all were funnier than that

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

The top ten were all a bit dad jokey

Tinder x

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

"This won this year’s Fringe best joke, "I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah."

I think Fab can do better?"

That is what happens when real comedians are cancelled and not allowed to tell their jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As compiled by Channel Dave, kinda says it all. Safe and vanilla ‘comedy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine the best joke is un-broadcastable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my job at the zoo recently.

Signs everywhere saying 'Do not feed the animals'

...So I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my job at the zoo recently.

Signs everywhere saying 'Do not feed the animals'

...So I didn't."

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my job at the zoo recently.

Signs everywhere saying 'Do not feed the animals'

...So I didn't."

I like it. Deserving winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal….

It’s fucking shit!"

I like it. Deserving winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats green got 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you???

A snooker table! - Yay i won the fringe!!

I like it. Deserving winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bravo!"

I like it. Deserving winner.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I started dating a guy who works at the zoo.

It turns out he wasn't a keeper.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

The fringe has completely forgotten what it was set up for.Comedians to try new material,fail with it,refine their act,find the boundary of the moment by crossing it,be edgy relevant.

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Best fringe jokes ever are1. What's Brown and sticky? A stick! 2. Two gold fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says" are you sure you know how to drive this thing " 3. Two parrots on a perch and one asked the other " can you smell fish? "

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Anal….

It’s fucking shit!"

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak

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By *aulhornyladMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I've given up asking rhetorical questions.

What's the point?

Alexei Sayle

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Daring joke that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just sold my hoover.

Well, it just sat there gathering dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes that won.

Can you better?

Well technically I just did. I told the original joke to that punchline. It's really not difficult to beat that pathetic excuse for a joke. "

It means you're officially old and can remember jokes before they were recycled!

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By *acetobesatonMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

What's the difference between parkinsons and alzheimers?

With parkinsons you can't pick up your pint, with alzhemiers you can't remember what you ordered

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Fringe best joke - seriously!