FabSwingers.com forum: My Mate Fancies You tonight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A continuation. You know the score, but if not:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh hello again!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello sticking my head in but not hopeful lol

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Go on then…. Glutton for punishment

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Happy to be postie for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome

I guess we are the desperate ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rex, I am jealous, this sex demon I know just said "Can you tell Rex I want to tongue punch his fart box please"

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Back in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Back in for a tit. I mean a bit.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Jennie - a beauty with lovely big jubilees says the following: Please will you paint me like one of your french girls?

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm back in! Surprise me?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh a first one of my Postie duties for tonight's new thread

Please tell littlemissmistressk that I very much fancy her and look forward to her next trip to the capital for us to capitalise on each others company.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Any luv for my chunky ass?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Please can you tell JennieTV that her tit fell out today and it’s rolled over by yer! It’s currently making its way down the Severn Estuary to Newport. They’ve put out a warning on the local news telling people not to approach it.

This one means the business

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I would be in but I'm too sleepy

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh a first one of my Postie duties for tonight's new thread

Please tell littlemissmistressk that I very much fancy her and look forward to her next trip to the capital for us to capitalise on each others company.

Awww

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex, I am jealous, this sex demon I know just said "Can you tell Rex I want to tongue punch his fart box please" "

Thank you

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll have a quick look b4 bed

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Always happy to play postie for the lovestruck amongst us

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My Mate Fancies You - the Extreme Edition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can you tell JennieTV that her tit fell out today and it’s rolled over by yer! It’s currently making its way down the Severn Estuary to Newport. They’ve put out a warning on the local news telling people not to approach it.

This one means the business

By yer or by thur?

Tiydee

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Demi Demi Demi Demi. I think this one might be for you!

Please tell Demi that I would love to have a snuggle and a smooch with her

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From my favourite- to a lucky devil!

Please tell LittleMissMistresK

"Can I pull the one with the bells on please?"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A lovely young lady says the following: Please tell missyeuxbleu I think she's stunning x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I shall very quietly be in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

MissYB:

My gourmet friend say i shoukd say:

"I would love to eat her out....

Like I'm licking out a dunking donut, then nut over her tits"

Deffo a post watershed message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall very quietly be in

Unlike you

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in but it will take a strong, independent, intelligent, sexy attractive woman to tame this wild stallion!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Im in but it will take a strong, independent, intelligent, sexy attractive woman to tame this wild stallion!!

Or a nice pair of tits waved on your face.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Im in but it will take a strong, independent, intelligent, sexy attractive woman to tame this wild stallion!!

Or a nice pair of tits waved on your face.

That’s the secret handshake right there!!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A lovely young lady says the following: Please tell missyeuxbleu I think she's stunning x"

Nawwwwwwww

this is proper cute. Thank you x

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"MissYB:

My gourmet friend say i shoukd say:

"I would love to eat her out....

Like I'm licking out a dunking donut, then nut over her tits"

Deffo a post watershed message "

This is not cute but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie - a beauty with lovely big jubilees says the following: Please will you paint me like one of your french girls?

Of course... inbox me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

For a bit....

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

In for a late night peruse whilst I finish my ice cream

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"From my favourite- to a lucky devil!

Please tell LittleMissMistresK

"Can I pull the one with the bells on please?""

of course I love a bit of campanology

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my favourite- to a lucky devil!

Please tell LittleMissMistresK

"Can I pull the one with the bells on please?"

of course I love a bit of campanology "

Did someone say camp?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A very bonkable couple days the following:

Can you please ask MrsMistyPeaks if she would use her racket on me ??

I don’t know if it’s from Mr or Mrs though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

MissYB, this peace-loving chap knows of a weird fish that's going to be all over her sat night...but don't worry, the masterplan is in action

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"From my favourite- to a lucky devil!

Please tell LittleMissMistresK

"Can I pull the one with the bells on please?"

of course I love a bit of campanology

Did someone say camp? "

Camp coffee lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh what do we have here, a very impressive fella has dropped this off for me to pass on

MrsMistyPeaks I would love a game of tennis, I'll hold her racquet and she can hold my balls.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Jennie this beautifully plumaged lady asks if the hotel room thing is still on and should she turn up in her birthday suit?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

This just in from a total beaut…

“Would you tell Rex that it’s about time I had a ride on his cock

”

Rex, you lucky MF!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"MissYB, this peace-loving chap knows of a weird fish that's going to be all over her sat night...but don't worry, the masterplan is in action

Ooooh I’m gonna need all the masterplans I can get

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

Hello, just letting you know I’m here

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"This just in from a total beaut…

“Would you tell Rex that it’s about time I had a ride on his cock

”

Rex, you lucky MF!"

It’s all yours

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll get me coat.

Good night folks.

Hugs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

A polished diamond of a forumite wants Miss Yeux Bleu to know…

‘please would you do me the favour of telling MissYB that her eyes mesmerise me. Her tits aint bad either ‘

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Obi. Oh obi…

“Tell Obi I'd like to ride him like I stole him please”

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'll get me coat.

Good night folks.

Hugs"

Good night sleep well

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to miss yeux bleu

Your one hot lady and wonders do you have a set of nipple clamps

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Lady N wants to play

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to not so posh

Marry me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

Run, Rex. Run!

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to Lady Naughty

You can bend over for me anytime

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Message to not so posh

Marry me"

That could be awkward...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

Back door fun is always the right time

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Tinder

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Apparently this person thinks I'm their mate, when I have no idea whom they are or what they think they are doing abusing my box in such ways but they had the cheek to request this. I think you should ignore them and come with me instead

Please tell MissYeuxBleus she's flipping gorgeous and we need to have rum

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to _ex holes

All my holes would be open for that cock

Oh my

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

Back door fun is always the right time

You've been promising for about 4 years now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in always a good laugh. Happy to be postie too x

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

In for a bit so why not

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"A polished diamond of a forumite wants Miss Yeux Bleu to know…

‘please would you do me the favour of telling MissYB that her eyes mesmerise me. Her tits aint bad either ‘ "

Polished diamonds mesmerise me

I’d like to shine you!

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

MessGe to Tinder.

Do those red lips leave a mark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

Happy to be postie!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Message to _ex holes

All my holes would be open for that cock

Oh my

Please be a woman, please be a woman.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Can't sleep... so now I'm in.

And my mate says Rex... is it time yet?

Time for what?

Back door fun is always the right time

You've been promising for about 4 years now..."

It’s not my fault your sheriffs badge is shy

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Apparently this person thinks I'm their mate, when I have no idea whom they are or what they think they are doing abusing my box in such ways but they had the cheek to request this. I think you should ignore them and come with me instead

Please tell MissYeuxBleus she's flipping gorgeous and we need to have rum"

Three way bum fun? I mean rum fun?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very sexy mates say...

Please tell Lady N of _aughtyduet

We can't decide to perve over her bum or boobs, which would she prefer?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please tell MissYeuxBleus she's flipping gorgeous and we need to have rum

Three way bum fun? I mean rum fun?

I'm now not talking to him...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"MessGe to Tinder.

Do those red lips leave a mark"

One way to find out

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tonight ?

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to Rex Holes

I won't Tell my husband

Oh that's nawty considering I know who u r lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my gorgeous pal...

MrsShiv!

Your front door colour is amazing.

My penis is yours

Games are alright but I can think of much better things to do.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

A rather innocent young gent has this to say….

“To - _otsoposh

If you could smother me I'd be in heaven before I died ??”

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to Tinder

Only if I can leave a mark on those incredible nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaitonel! A message for you from my gorgeous mate…

Could you ask Kaitonel if his tie might be pressed into service for restraining hands and ankles?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A rather innocent young gent has this to say….

“To - _otsoposh

If you could smother me I'd be in heaven before I died ??”"

There are innocent ones here?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Message to Rex Holes

I won't Tell my husband

Oh that's nawty considering I know who u r lol"

Your husband can join in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Obi! OBI!

Careful my friend, don't go getting yourself in to trouble with this one.

Obi haive, could we misbehave together please?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My very hot mate says...

Would you tell CherryBomb I'd like to like ice cream from that delectable torso x

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Ch3rry bomb you're popular! Another hot mate has asked me to say...

Please tell Ch3rry bomb80 ill take tonight, tomorrow and the rest of the week if he's offering.

Tinder

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sexy mate for the gorgeous OP...

Jennie, looking into your eyes on screen is stunning. Looking into your eyes in person would be a dream.

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

From a rather nawty guy

Tinder

Could I like ure body whilst having an ice cube in my mouth

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Boo this one's for you! My mate asks....Can we kiss your ass anyway?

Tinder

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Jesus

I seem to be the postman here

Anyone wish to ask me lol

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to NOT so posh

Please may I kiss ure HUGE breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My very hot mate says...

Would you tell CherryBomb I'd like to like ice cream from that delectable torso x

Tinder "

Absolutely but I have to lick some off of yours ? X

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…

I hope the pay is good, must be on overtime rate now!

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

In…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ch3rry bomb you're popular! Another hot mate has asked me to say...

Please tell Ch3rry bomb80 ill take tonight, tomorrow and the rest of the week if he's offering.

Tinder "

Offers here

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Despite the lateness of the hour, I'll be in for a bit.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Boo this one's for you! My mate asks....Can we kiss your ass anyway?

Tinder "

As long as you kiss both cheeks, of course!

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to the lovely Boo.....

I wanna find out how soft her inner thighs are, running fingers up till I meet her honey hole....then tease her with my tongue

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to the lovely Boo.....

I wanna find out how soft her inner thighs are, running fingers up till I meet her honey hole....then tease her with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from my gorgeous pal...

MrsShiv!

Your front door colour is amazing.

My penis is yours

Games are alright but I can think of much better things to do."

I’ll take the penis if you stop hanging around outside my house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kai, my friend and nemesis.

This message is a little late, but my totally wonderful friend was wondering if your tie might be pressed into service for restraining hands and ankles?

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

Message to the sexy Tinder

I think you need to be my first bi experience

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh Boo! This is an offer for you

Can you tell Boo, yes we would kiss both cheeks and anywhere else she desired

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Posh in coming for you, from one naughty forumite

'I want to hang u over the bed

Cock being throat fucked and I grab those gigantic breasts and nipples'

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Message for _ryingitout19 from a sexy fabber…

Can you send _ryingitout19 a big kiss from me, and tell him I want to squeeze his biceps in that shirt….

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Kai, my friend and nemesis.

This message is a little late, but my totally wonderful friend was wondering if your tie might be pressed into service for restraining hands and ankles?"

It has its uses in such areas and situations

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Message to - boo

I'd happily kiss your ass anytime anywhere.

Say the word and I'll do anything you desire

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Message to the sexy Tinder

I think you need to be my first bi experience "

Oh is that so...

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in for a little while.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

" Posh in coming for you, from one naughty forumite

'I want to hang u over the bed

Cock being throat fucked and I grab those gigantic breasts and nipples'

No thanks.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm now out...

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Message to the lovely Boo.....

I wanna find out how soft her inner thighs are, running fingers up till I meet her honey hole....then tease her with my tongue"

You killed it with "honey hole"

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

To the elegant Tinder

Bring your man too

Nom nom

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Message to - boo

I'd happily kiss your ass anytime anywhere.

Say the word and I'll do anything you desire

Tinder"

Erm.... Cake?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Message to the lovely Boo.....

I wanna find out how soft her inner thighs are, running fingers up till I meet her honey hole....then tease her with my tongue

You killed it with "honey hole"

Is that where Boo Bees live???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh Ghandi!

I know this really sexy person yeah? And they reckon that If miles werent an issuse they would happily have you tie them up and do unspeakable naughty things to them.

Surely there arent that many miles?

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By *edDevil5Man
over a year ago

NN4

To Ruby Star

May I nibble those nipples

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Message to - boo

I'd happily kiss your ass anytime anywhere.

Say the word and I'll do anything you desire

Tinder"

Can you do the big food shop for me?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Whose postie? I think I've just messaged a random fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message to - boo

If you so desire then that cake will be home made and cream filled. All for you

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"To the elegant Tinder

Bring your man too

Nom nom"

Oh he'd happily come along

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whose postie? I think I've just messaged a random fabber"

Now that could be funny!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Message to - boo

If you so desire then that cake will be home made and cream filled. All for you

??"

I can't do cream.....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Whose postie? I think I've just messaged a random fabber

Now that could be funny! "

Not me - I'm not random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another for the popular Boo...

Oh Boo, oh Boo

Just what shall I do

To persuade you

To rim me?

They even said thank you too

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Right, I’m out now. Thanks all

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Another for the popular Boo...

Oh Boo, oh Boo

Just what shall I do

To persuade you

To rim me?

They even said thank you too

Rimming

What's wrong with a "hello"?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

OxonDavina this one's for you!

"Do you know just what,

I want from you?

A tongue punch right up,

The place where I...

Hmmm nah that's never going to get published is it?"

Tinder

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"OxonDavina this one's for you!

"Do you know just what,

I want from you?

A tongue punch right up,

The place where I...

Hmmm nah that's never going to get published is it?"

Tinder "

Ah. Yes. Quite! Thank you not so anonymous supplicant. I think I can guess...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"OxonDavina this one's for you!

"Do you know just what,

I want from you?

A tongue punch right up,

The place where I...

Hmmm nah that's never going to get published is it?"

Tinder

Ah. Yes. Quite! Thank you not so anonymous supplicant. I think I can guess...

I would also like to say that my tongue punches are, in fact, legendary. So beware what you ask for...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Attention, Rugby Star, my devilishly sexy friend would like me to pass this on to you...

Those boobs,

Those thighs,

That delectable bum!

The thought of your curves,

Makes me want to cum!

Take a back seat, Byron!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late in, last out

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My dear EdmundB... this one is for you, from the pen of my lovely friend.

Oh Edmund Oh Edmund

You're here till the end,

Would you thrust your epee

Up the arse of my friend?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"My dear EdmundB... this one is for you, from the pen of my lovely friend.

Oh Edmund Oh Edmund

You're here till the end,

Would you thrust your epee

Up the arse of my friend?"

Hmmmm, I've just realised what the bitch has done, here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My dear EdmundB... this one is for you, from the pen of my lovely friend.

Oh Edmund Oh Edmund

You're here till the end,

Would you thrust your epee

Up the arse of my friend?

Hmmmm, I've just realised what the bitch has done, here...

RFQ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saber of course it is an easy mistake to make

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Obi. Oh obi…

“Tell Obi I'd like to ride him like I stole him please”"

I'd best saddle up then.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Obi! OBI!

Careful my friend, don't go getting yourself in to trouble with this one.

Obi haive, could we misbehave together please?"

Me? Misbehave?

As I'd I'd ever.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Late delivery from the previous thread so I’ll pop it here

tell miss YB she can keep the blue if I can have her pink and brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Back in

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

One we missed from last night (pesky sleep)

Could you please post to MissYB

You are smoking hot too

Oh, and we are back in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it. "

morning perving instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it. "

Want me to slap you?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

morning perving instead?

Already did that!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?"

Go on then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then"

Ooh! Me next!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

morning perving instead?

Already did that! "

Maybe a second dose is required

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!"

We'll have to form an orderly queue.

*or a disorderly one.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!"

Posh wants a slap!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!

Posh wants a slap! "

I suspect Posh wants to be next to slap you

. . I mean I'd slap your bum if given the opportunity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!

Posh wants a slap!

I suspect Posh wants to be next to slap you

. . I mean I'd slap your bum if given the opportunity

Hmmm... careful.... it would just slap you back!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!

Posh wants a slap!

I suspect Posh wants to be next to slap you

. . I mean I'd slap your bum if given the opportunity

Leave my bum alone, it's sensitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this is still going?! I’m back in, can be a postie

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Back in. Need something to wake me up, work just ain't cutting it.

Want me to slap you?

Go on then

Ooh! Me next!

Posh wants a slap!

I suspect Posh wants to be next to slap you

. . I mean I'd slap your bum if given the opportunity

Leave my bum alone, it's sensitive"

Needs toughening up then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie the Oracle.

Your posts are quite historical.

What a pretty little face.

Not scared to put people in their place.

Fab is a funny kind of scene.

Some people like to be mean.

Those are the ones living under a cloud.

Get your makeup on and walk proud.

*Cake is still best*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs, I'm not moving it or deleting it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Ffs, I'm not moving it or deleting it"

You could have played it off as posting it for somebody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be happy to post for a while

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Todgers in!! Not many places I can say that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs, I'm not moving it or deleting it"

Seen x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Boo, if you are there, a delayed delivery for you:

"Message to - boo

Got your shopping list? Maybe a few extra goodies will make a way into your bags

PS-this was sent last night but the postie deleted it without posting so I had to try again"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Jennie is still in!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Jennie is always in (usually balls deep)

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Jennie is always in (usually balls deep)"

I didn't want to say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie is always in (usually balls deep)

I didn't want to say it"

You fuckers

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