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Tuesday's Late Nocturnal Thread©™, Early Edition.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Non-Bìnaries and Persons of Interest, and welcome to the

-Tuesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Hello and Good Evening Pøsh!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!! Your prize is a non-alcoholic cocktail of your choice!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Late late early?

Do words mean things anymore?

Are you ok?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Late late early?

Do words mean things anymore?

Are you ok?"

Words have no meanings anymore. We thrive on inferences. Good evening Swing! This is a rare visit from you. Have you had a Noc' on the head?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Evening

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening"

Everyone is so laconic this evening. Good evening GentleMANfox!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Late late early?

Do words mean things anymore?

Are you ok?

Words have no meanings anymore. We thrive on inferences. Good evening Swing! This is a rare visit from you. Have you had a Noc' on the head? "

I thought you had and I was concerned

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?"

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Late late early?

Do words mean things anymore?

Are you ok?

Words have no meanings anymore. We thrive on inferences. Good evening Swing! This is a rare visit from you. Have you had a Noc' on the head?

·

I thought you had and I was concerned "

I appreciate your concerns.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?"

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening fellow noccers

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things. "

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oi Oi Geez hows it hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa?? "

Caramel latte perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not ten pm yet

Evening all

Heads to his fort

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening fellow noccers

"

Good evening Flirty mcnaughty! Are you a misnomer or have you really been living up to your name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess"

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess"

Worst ? Oh no ... chill zone initiated x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa?? "

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening. Hope everyone has has a great tuesday

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oi Oi Geez hows it hanging "

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Good evening!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Nero you are premature my darling

Evening noccers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening fellow noccers

Good evening Flirty mcnaughty! Are you a misnomer or have you really been living up to your name? "

shucks Nero I guess I've been keeping it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero you are premature my darling

Evening noccers"

Evening and hugs

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess"

Evening felicitations to SecretionAgents0007 (Jëss). I'm very sorry to hear about that. Hope all is now better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nero you are premature my darling

Evening noccers"

We have all peaked a little early tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening OP...one and all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's not ten pm yet

Evening all

Heads to his fort"

Sometimes it's great to be unconventional. Good evening Súbbìtch! Your comfortable fort ready and waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not ten pm yet

Evening all

Heads to his fort

Sometimes it's great to be unconventional. Good evening Súbbìtch! Your comfortable fort ready and waiting."

Thank you

I met a fellow noccer today so was a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess

Hugs "

Thank you and to @flirtymcnaughty for best wishes too. Its been a long and distressing day at work.

xx Jess

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. Hope everyone has has a great tuesday "

Good evening ~~Niç85~~ Did you get my "My mate still fancies you..." message from last night?

Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nero you are premature my darling

Evening noccers"

I know, but somehow "postmature" doesn't quite have the same ring to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess"

Sorry to hear this ...

Sending virtual hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess

Evening felicitations to SecretionAgents0007 (Jëss). I'm very sorry to hear about that. Hope all is now better? "

It will be.

Tomorrow is another day after all.

Are you well? You are not drinking coffee are you???

xx Jess

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening fellow noccers

Good evening Flirty mcnaughty! Are you a misnomer or have you really been living up to your name?

shucks Nero I guess I've been keeping it up "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Evening OP...one and all "

Lindå Lårdsårnie — thank you for joining the Nocturnal Fellowship, and Welcøme to the Toooosday Noc'....

Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening fellow noccers

Good evening Flirty mcnaughty! Are you a misnomer or have you really been living up to your name?

shucks Nero I guess I've been keeping it up

"

A very good day today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movie q of the day

Which river Phoenix film based on a Stephen King book was released today in 1986

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Nero

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's not ten pm yet

Evening all

Heads to his fort

Sometimes it's great to be unconventional. Good evening Súbbìtch! Your comfortable fort ready and waiting.

Thank you

I met a fellow noccer today so was a good day "

How lovely! Does he ride a motorcycle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows. "

And whipped cream??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not ten pm yet

Evening all

Heads to his fort

Sometimes it's great to be unconventional. Good evening Súbbìtch! Your comfortable fort ready and waiting.

Thank you

I met a fellow noccer today so was a good day

How lovely! Does he ride a motorcycle? "

That I wouldn't know lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello and Good Evening Pøsh!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!! Your prize is a non-alcoholic cocktail of your choice!"

Woo hoo! I now can't choose...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Hello, Nero and everyone!

Worst day ever today. Just trying to chill a little.

xx Jess

Evening felicitations to SecretionAgents0007 (Jëss). I'm very sorry to hear about that. Hope all is now better?

It will be.

Tomorrow is another day after all.

Are you well? You are not drinking coffee are you???

xx Jess "

I am! I need my head shaking! Coffee at this ungodly hour...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oi Oi Geez hows it hanging

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Good evening! "

Buenos Noches dearest Nero

How's our fair capital on this balmy evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Evening OP...one and all

Lindå Lårdsårnie — thank you for joining the Nocturnal Fellowship, and Welcøme to the Toooosday Noc'....

Are you well?"

Thank you, and I'm very well.

Had a good Tooooosday

Hope you did too!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Movie q of the day

Which river Phoenix film based on a Stephen King book was released today in 1986 "

Easy one. Stand by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening. Hope everyone has has a great tuesday

Good evening ~~Niç85~~ Did you get my "My mate still fancies you..." message from last night?

Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr! "

Thank you

I sure did

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Evening all you lovely people. I put a face to a name today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Movie q of the day

Which river Phoenix film based on a Stephen King book was released today in 1986

Easy one. Stand by me "

Figured you would know, well done

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day. "

It was and it just became brighter and more beautiful. Good evening Miss Hastings ²°²³. Have you ever been to Fircombe?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Movie q of the day

Which river Phoenix film based on a Stephen King book was released today in 1986 "

Stand by me.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero "

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice! Why the shameful face?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

And whipped cream?? "

Yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day "

Hoovering and spreadsheets, you know how to party sexy lady

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770"

New South Wales?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Evening all.

Why are you early Nero?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day "

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello and Good Evening Pøsh!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!! Your prize is a non-alcoholic cocktail of your choice!

Woo woo! I now can't choose..."

A Woowoo??? Coming right up!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello and Good Evening Pøsh!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!! Your prize is a non-alcoholic cocktail of your choice!

Woo woo! I now can't choose...

A Woowoo??? Coming right up!"

In

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

And whipped cream??

Yes please! "

And how about a hug to finish it off ?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oi Oi Geez hows it hanging

Grumpmeister extraordinaire! Good evening!

·

Buenos Noches dearest Nero

How's our fair capital on this balmy evening? "

Too warm I fear. It's Ayatollah Crapolla. I'm looking forward to Åutumn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770

New South Wales? "

Need tougher qs for you

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Blu

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good Evening OP...one and all

Lindå Lårdsårnie — thank you for joining the Nocturnal Fellowship, and Welcøme to the Toooosday Noc'....

Are you well?

·

Thank you, and I'm very well.

Had a good Tooooosday

Hope you did too! "

I did, but alas it was busy and not-so-inspiring. I'm just admiring your majestic Tiffany™ ring.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770

New South Wales?

Need tougher qs for you

Well done "

That was a guess

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770"

NSW?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770

NSW?"

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Nero

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice! Why the shameful face? "

No particular reason, just always seem to blush around you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening. Hope everyone has has a great tuesday

Good evening ~~Niç85~~ Did you get my "My mate still fancies you..." message from last night?

Oh, and welcome to the Nocturnal Snúg Bàr!

Thank you

I sure did "

You're a lady of few words. I hope you make up for it with cacophonic body language.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle? "

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

And whipped cream??

Yes please!

And how about a hug to finish it off ?"

Can I get in on that creamy hug littlemissmistressk?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all you lovely people. I put a face to a name today "

Was it Gertrude from Cirencester?

Good evening Scottish guy!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day.

It was and it just became brighter and more beautiful. Good evening Miss Hastings ²°²³. Have you ever been to Fircombe?"

No. Mr Google tells me it's either somewhere in the East of England or a carry on film location

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Main q of the day

Which Australian state was claimed for the British by Cook on this day in 1770"

Old North Wales?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair "

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets "

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

Why are you early Nero? "

So that I can dispense with these reprobates and join you for a night cap before bedtime.........

Good evening LittleMissTINKerbell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening? "

Hugs LB

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering "

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering "

Of course, silly me

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello and Good Evening Pøsh!

You are tonight's ¹st poster!! Your prize is a non-alcoholic cocktail of your choice!

Woo woo! I now can't choose...

A Woowoo??? Coming right up!

In "

She's easily pleased! How's Devon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up "

My work life used to be spreadsheets full

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

And whipped cream??

Yes please!

And how about a hug to finish it off ?"

My dear Countess, I'm hankering for more than just a hug!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero. I have a cask of Meade, fresh from the brewers of Valhalla for you.

Evening all, hope you are all well!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone."

Blu' Blu', how do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Double Dipper

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Hugs LB"

Right back atcha SB

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed "

Hello, dear social activity attender

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, this afternoon 95 degrees under partly cloudy skies

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up "

I need a bigger nozzle

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero

Dëmidëmi, so good they named her twice! Why the shameful face?

No particular reason, just always seem to blush around you "

It's all that nonsensical waffle and tittle-tattle I come out with.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Hello, dear social activity attender "

Good evening lovely Mrs KC! Hope your week is going well

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair "

What vacuum cleaner do you have? Is it a Dyson Lovense?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Hello, dear social activity attender

Good evening lovely Mrs KC! Hope your week is going well "

Certainly less exciting than the early hours of Saturday

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

What vacuum cleaner do you have? Is it a Dyson Lovense?"

Vax. We're Vax'd

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day.

It was and it just became brighter and more beautiful. Good evening Miss Hastings ²°²³. Have you ever been to Fircombe?

No. Mr Google tells me it's either somewhere in the East of England or a carry on film location "

Carry On... Spot on! I thought I'd give you a change of venue from the Churchill Suite.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening? "

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them "

Have you been reading Ash’s joke book cowboy?

Howdy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?"

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

What vacuum cleaner do you have? Is it a Dyson Lovense?

Vax. We're Vax'd "

At least you are not antivax. Or is that just a dyson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless info ... fircombe or rather fircombe on sea was mostly filmed in Brighton except fircombe Town Hall which was in Slough. And I only know that as my uncle was a "runner" (film crew) for Gerald Thomas who directed carry on films

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them "

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed "

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hanleys™ toystore.

Good evening and goodnight.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

What vacuum cleaner do you have? Is it a Dyson Lovense?

Vax. We're Vax'd

At least you are not antivax. Or is that just a dyson? "

Anti-Vax would be Shark

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

Have you been reading Ash’s joke book cowboy?

Howdy "

little b, xo, ash and I have a subscription

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird "

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

Have you been reading Ash’s joke book cowboy?

Howdy "

Funniest joke from the Edinburgh fringe

I started dating a zookeeper but it turns out he was a cheetah

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hanleys™ toystore.

Good evening and goodnight. "

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

Have you been reading Ash’s joke book cowboy?

Howdy little b, xo, ash and I have a subscription "

I thought you did… I love dad jokes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero. I have a cask of Meade, fresh from the brewers of Valhalla for you.

Evening all, hope you are all well!

"

Earl Lõthbrõk! It's been, what, months since your last visit. When did your longship dock on our fair shores? You're far too generous with your Meade.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear "

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Evening all.

Why are you early Nero?

So that I can dispense with these reprobates and join you for a night cap before bedtime.........

Good evening LittleMissTINKerbell."

You better be quick then or I may be asleep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

Have you been reading Ash’s joke book cowboy?

Howdy

Funniest joke from the Edinburgh fringe

I started dating a zookeeper but it turns out he was a cheetah "

I love that one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper "

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, this afternoon 95 degrees under partly cloudy skies "

A very warm welcome to Wíldbïllkìd, our resident meteorologist!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain "

i read that,

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up

My work life used to be spreadsheets full"

I know some people are very skilled at using them but I hate them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

What vacuum cleaner do you have? Is it a Dyson Lovense?

Vax. We're Vax'd "

KC², do you have it set you Vaximum suction?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun


"Evening

Good evening LíttlemíssmístressK! How are things on the south coast?

·

Well hello, things are just dandy down here , how are things with you?

This are okay... Just very tired and distracted by other things.

Oh dear time for an early night perhaps? Cup of cocoa??

Yes please, with lashings of marshmallows.

And whipped cream??

Yes please!

And how about a hug to finish it off ?

My dear Countess, I'm hankering for more than just a hug! "

Now why didn't you say so?? mwah xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird "

I'm really pleased for you!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx"

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up

My work life used to be spreadsheets full

I know some people are very skilled at using them but I hate them "

I hate spreadsheets too, they are evil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?"

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Useless info ... fircombe or rather fircombe on sea was mostly filmed in Brighton except fircombe Town Hall which was in Slough. And I only know that as my uncle was a "runner" (film crew) for Gerald Thomas who directed carry on films"

Oh, I do love a Carry On!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day.

It was and it just became brighter and more beautiful. Good evening Miss Hastings ²°²³. Have you ever been to Fircombe?

No. Mr Google tells me it's either somewhere in the East of England or a carry on film location

Carry On... Spot on! I thought I'd give you a change of venue from the Churchill Suite."

It sounds ideal I'll be Barbara to your Sid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up

My work life used to be spreadsheets full

I know some people are very skilled at using them but I hate them "

I am so nerdy to have spreadsheets at home with dvd collection, book collection and music collection on them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain "

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East "

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there "

Only you! Only you!

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero. I have a cask of Meade, fresh from the brewers of Valhalla for you.

Evening all, hope you are all well!

Earl Lõthbrõk! It's been, what, months since your last visit. When did your longship dock on our fair shores? You're far too generous with your Meade."

It was 3 days past since my last fleeting visit, I merely touched the shores to gather provisions for a return journey across the seas.

There is no such thing as too generous amongst my friends my young vikingr.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Useless info ... fircombe or rather fircombe on sea was mostly filmed in Brighton except fircombe Town Hall which was in Slough. And I only know that as my uncle was a "runner" (film crew) for Gerald Thomas who directed carry on films"

That's interesting.

Some of the latest Michael Cane film was filmed in Hastings.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all.

Why are you early Nero?

So that I can dispense with these reprobates and join you for a night cap before bedtime.........

Good evening LittleMissTINKerbell.

You better be quick then or I may be asleep "

It's that stone spiralled staircase that leads to your ivory tower... I'll be exhausted before I've even begun!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend "

Ooh, there's a party in Essex I've been invited to that would be just up your street, or alley, so to speak

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²?"

only the ones with two doors or would that be tudors

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish "

FFS!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Why so early?!

Good early evening, one and all. Today has been a physio & work sort of day. Early morning torture, following by a day of spreadsheeting.

Oh, and I did some hoovering.

It's been a jolly exciting day

KC², I know your Stannah™ Stairlift®© shuts down at 10.00pm and so in the spirit of inclusivity I wanted to get you in early.

Were you really hoovering or just playing with the nozzle?

I don't need a stair lift in my bungalow, silly

I really hoovered. It's an acquired art from a wheelchair

Especially whilst doing spreadsheets

That would just be silly. I didn't spreadsheet while wheelchair hoovering

I hate spreadsheets, I'd probably Hoover them up

My work life used to be spreadsheets full

I know some people are very skilled at using them but I hate them

I am so nerdy to have spreadsheets at home with dvd collection, book collection and music collection on them "

I admire and am a little envious of your organisational skills.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend

Ooh, there's a party in Essex I've been invited to that would be just up your street, or alley, so to speak "

Why thank you darling. But I have already made some quite lovely plans this weekend

Rain check?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all.

Yet another beautiful day.

It was and it just became brighter and more beautiful. Good evening Miss Hastings ²°²³. Have you ever been to Fircombe?

No. Mr Google tells me it's either somewhere in the East of England or a carry on film location

Carry On... Spot on! I thought I'd give you a change of venue from the Churchill Suite.

It sounds ideal I'll be Barbara to your Sid "

This sounds like an idea for a new group social: Carry On themed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Useless info ... fircombe or rather fircombe on sea was mostly filmed in Brighton except fircombe Town Hall which was in Slough. And I only know that as my uncle was a "runner" (film crew) for Gerald Thomas who directed carry on films

That's interesting.

Some of the latest Michael Cane film was filmed in Hastings. "

I love the fact that the jail scenes in the Italian job were filmed in Dublin

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero. I have a cask of Meade, fresh from the brewers of Valhalla for you.

Evening all, hope you are all well!

Earl Lõthbrõk! It's been, what, months since your last visit. When did your longship dock on our fair shores? You're far too generous with your Meade.

It was 3 days past since my last fleeting visit, I merely touched the shores to gather provisions for a return journey across the seas.

There is no such thing as too generous amongst my friends my young vikingr. "

Young Sirrah, you are far too gracious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS! "

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²? only the ones with two doors or would that be tudors "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts "

Did you look under them Boo?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

·

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts "

Did you get to suck any?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend

Ooh, there's a party in Essex I've been invited to that would be just up your street, or alley, so to speak

Why thank you darling. But I have already made some quite lovely plans this weekend

Rain check? "

Absolutely. One of these days we shall meet. Bert and Ernie told me so

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend

Ooh, there's a party in Essex I've been invited to that would be just up your street, or alley, so to speak

Why thank you darling. But I have already made some quite lovely plans this weekend

Rain check?

Absolutely. One of these days we shall meet. Bert and Ernie told me so "

We will meet at the MLS

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Good evening Nero and all you fabulous nocturnalers happy Tuesday!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

Only you! Only you! "

I beg to differ - I just voiced it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²? only the ones with two doors or would that be tudors "

I cannot surpass this

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening darling Nero and the other beautiful ones. Hope everyone is smiling this evening?

Le Petit Oiseau, we are smiles aplenty! What news from up north?

I’m really glad there’s loads of smiles. Good news from the dreary North. I’m a happy Littlebird

Always happy to hear that _ittlebird is smiling. I'm in the North too. Although

the opposite side to you again I fear

Yes way across the country… hope you’re well though lovely xx

I'm OK thanks. Had a lovely chat today with someone on this thread who likes to hide in a fort. Just looking for things to do in the North West as you stubbornly stay in the North East

I will only be in the East til Thursday night darling… then I’m heading Darn Sarth for the weekend

Ooh, there's a party in Essex I've been invited to that would be just up your street, or alley, so to speak

Why thank you darling. But I have already made some quite lovely plans this weekend

Rain check?

Absolutely. One of these days we shall meet. Bert and Ernie told me so

We will meet at the MLS "

Oddly, I'd forgotten about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts

Did you look under them Boo? "

Was tempted too.....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous nocturnalers happy Tuesday! "

Good evening ABóòtyfulDay! Have you had a booty full evening? How was the Aberdeen So Shall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

·

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts

Did you get to suck any?"

Nero!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²? only the ones with two doors or would that be tudors

I cannot surpass this "

I know!! It's one of Wíldbïllkìd's better ones!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

Only you! Only you!

I beg to differ - I just voiced it "

I love it when you beg!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

·

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts

Did you get to suck any?

·

Nero!! "

I shall interpret your exclamation as an affirmative!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous nocturnalers happy Tuesday!

Good evening ABóòtyfulDay! Have you had a booty full evening? How was the Aberdeen So Shall?"

I have been a lazy bum! the last one was good but yes the next one is in a week and a half so you have time to plan your travel up north

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

Only you! Only you!

I beg to differ - I just voiced it

I love it when you beg! "

It is what I excel at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Double Dipper

Good evening my licentious lily. How was your trip to the Land of Scots?

FINALLY!

What type of host are you....

Scotland was very Scottish

FFS!

·

It's true there was a festival so lots of men and women were walking around the town in kilts

Did you get to suck any?

·

Nero!!

I shall interpret your exclamation as an affirmative! "

I did not suck the penis of any kilt wearing Scots!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

Only you! Only you!

I beg to differ - I just voiced it

I love it when you beg!

·

It is what I excel at "

We've gone full circle and started talking about spreadsheets!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero et all. Just dipping in before heading to bed

Çede, how about that long overdue visit to London? You were going to treat me to a visit to Hamleys™ toy store.

Good evening and goodnight.

I'm not sure they have the right toys there

Only you! Only you!

I beg to differ - I just voiced it

I love it when you beg!

·

It is what I excel at

We've gone full circle and started talking about spreadsheets! "

PIVOT!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and all you fabulous nocturnalers happy Tuesday!

Good evening ABóòtyfulDay! Have you had a booty full evening? How was the Aberdeen So Shall?

I have been a lazy bum! the last one was good but yes the next one is in a week and a half so you have time to plan your travel up north "

I am indeed travelling up north: Manchester/MLS.

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening

Everyone is so laconic this evening. Good evening GentleMANfox!"

Good evening to you. I thought your photos of the Barbican were brilliant BTW.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"In 1485 the war of the roses ended, I guess they stopped to smell them

They stopped because they buried Richard under a tarmac car park

Richard of York gave battle in vain

Did they have automobiles in those days, KC²? only the ones with two doors or would that be tudors

I cannot surpass this

I know!! It's one of Wíldbïllkìd's better ones! "

I wonder if Henry gave Richard a coup de grace from his coup deville

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