FabSwingers.com forum: Labia games!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently guys get so bored they shove stuff down their foreskin, yeah I'm not surprised either.

I don't wanna miss out on this er, fun.

So ladies, what can we do with the old labia. I guess it's dependant on size and er stretchiness? Can you hide a mini daim bar in there? See how many bulldog clips you can get on?

I've so not tried those...

All ideas welcome!

*Yes I've had rum

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

Sshhhhh I have lots of pretty stationary.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

Sshhhhh I have lots of pretty stationary.

Well if it's pretty... I'm in!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I make mine dance like two slugs mating.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Have you had rum too?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed

As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed

As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head."

Adam...

Shhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100m gash

Schlong jump

Undressage

Cumshot put

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Have you had rum too?"

No this is me sober.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Like tie the conkers on? Or just bash them against each other?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make mine dance like two slugs mating."

I nearly spilt my rum!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Have you had rum too?

No this is me sober.

Just checking...

We should have rum too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's maybe not have rum when we see each other. Or I'll put a chastity belt on... just in case

You absolutely must have rum and a camera live feed

As to the original question, you can’t go far wrong with some stick-on googly eyes and the appendages from a Mr Potato Head.

Adam...

Shhhhhhh"

Oh I have these!!! I shall pack them don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"100m gash

Schlong jump

Undressage

Cumshot put "

Like a labia Olympics? I like it.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Like tie the conkers on? Or just bash them against each other?"

In my head they’re tied on, hanging low. Bashing each other.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Could try flappy pat-a-cake?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Stick drawing pins in and squeeze as hard as you can!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"100m gash

Schlong jump

Undressage

Cumshot put

Like a labia Olympics? I like it. "

Definitely make medals!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Have you had rum too?

No this is me sober.

Just checking...

We should have rum too

We should! I completely agree Posh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess if they’re really flappy you could play conkers with them

Like tie the conkers on? Or just bash them against each other?

In my head they’re tied on, hanging low. Bashing each other. "

I can picture it now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could try flappy pat-a-cake?"

I need more details

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick drawing pins in and squeeze as hard as you can!"

Where's this aggression come from?

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

My ex had two female friends that were gay and they use to play blindfolded,

Guess what's in your box,

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Stick drawing pins in and squeeze as hard as you can!

Where's this aggression come from?"

Just inspired!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I make mine dance like two slugs mating.

I nearly spilt my rum!!

I give them little slug voices too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Stick drawing pins in and squeeze as hard as you can!"

Now we know what your Friday nights consist of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex had two female friends that were gay and they use to play blindfolded,

Guess what's in your box,

We're breeching health and safety by shoving random stuff up the love canal.

But, what was in their box??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make mine dance like two slugs mating.

I nearly spilt my rum!!

I give them little slug voices too."

Like the red and yellow cartoon thing!!! Wait, give me a sec...

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Could try flappy pat-a-cake?

I need more details "

It's still at concept stage, but I'm thinking that it starts as pairwork with some flap-slapping to a song. The more talented and coordinated amongst us could do it in groups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many pegs can you get on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could try flappy pat-a-cake?

I need more details

It's still at concept stage, but I'm thinking that it starts as pairwork with some flap-slapping to a song. The more talented and coordinated amongst us could do it in groups."

It could work! And who doesn't like group fun. Oh yeah, that's me, but for others sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many pegs can you get on?"

Whole new meaning to the term pegging

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I always enjoy a spot of Labial Ventriloquism.

It’s really fun, especially if you provide a funny voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?! "

Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?"

Zero. I can do that

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?!

Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work."

Now for a catchy name. Flaps Of Fortune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh remember that "fortune telling" game where you made an origami thing which you unfolded and it had different numbers, colours etc inside the flaps?!

Yesssssss!!! Now this could actually work.

Now for a catchy name. Flaps Of Fortune? "

Fortune smeller

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

Put some boxing gloves on and use then as a speedball workout

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"My ex had two female friends that were gay and they use to play blindfolded,

Guess what's in your box,

We're breeching health and safety by shoving random stuff up the love canal.

But, what was in their box??

I never found out,

But they did it d*unk so I can imagine what was placed inside them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many pegs can you get on?

Whole new meaning to the term pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?

Zero. I can do that"

You heard it here first girls. Add this lady as a fab filter. She'll engulf all unsolicited peacock attachments so you don't have to.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"How many pegs can you get on?

Whole new meaning to the term pegging

Hate to tell you that been done many times along with

Clamps and weights .think the record I saw was 22

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Ping pong ball /paintball combat also excellent pelvic floor exercises- anyone shitting themselves will obviously be disqualified!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You’ll need some felt pens for this, but you know those pop-up greeting cards?

You’re ahead of me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine are dead small, so not much use for anything, really. They just exist.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Ping pong ball /paintball combat also excellent pelvic floor exercises- anyone shitting themselves will obviously be disqualified!!

This includes the spectators!!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it "

That doesn't surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you hide the total hourly cock pics women on fab get sent?

Zero. I can do that

You heard it here first girls. Add this lady as a fab filter. She'll engulf all unsolicited peacock attachments so you don't have to.

AHH I like peacocks. They're pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it

That doesn't surprise me. "

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ping pong ball /paintball combat also excellent pelvic floor exercises- anyone shitting themselves will obviously be disqualified!!

I'm out

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x"

You wouldn't do so well with this would ya em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x"

Ooh I could make a swan

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it

That doesn't surprise me.

Nor me"

What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it

That doesn't surprise me.

Nor me

What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy!"

How did you manage it without grazing your hip bones on the table?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

They wouldn't let poor Rudolf play in any labia games!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They wouldn't let poor Rudolf play in any labia games! "

You been working on that for the last 43mins?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"They wouldn't let poor Rudolf play in any labia games!

You been working on that for the last 43mins? "

No! Just the past 10. I was busy!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Just here to absolutely say I have put a pen in foreskin before and tried writing with it

That doesn't surprise me.

Nor me

What should surprise you both is that it was legible! Granted, the kind a 3 year old would write but big letters, easy!

How did you manage it without grazing your hip bones on the table?"

Oh I don't have hips.

I don't know I can't remember nanna I was young! But no injuries were caused. Apart from the mental ones from anyone that may have used that pen afterwards

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x

You wouldn't do so well with this would ya em

What you talkin bout Willis

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Do your labia hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?

Do your labia hang low?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x

Ooh I could make a swan"

Or a flower

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x

Ooh I could make a swan

Or a flower"

Reindeer!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"If they're really long labia you could have a go at oragami

Em x

You wouldn't do so well with this would ya em

What you talkin bout Willis

YOU KNOW

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