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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I walked past a Turkish barbers yesterday on my walk home from work. There were four guys in a row on the seats, all having the same style hair pruning with identical beards. I was happy with my ten quid hairdo and and a clean shave. I was the only man with my own identity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a riddle?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a riddle?"

Yes, What's the answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a riddle?

Yes, What's the answer? "

Get a haircut

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab"

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Is this a riddle?

Yes, What's the answer? "

Mrs Scarlet in the dungeon with the dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in north London so there’s so many Turkish barbers. And they’re the only non black people I’d let cut my hair. More expensive but still worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a riddle?

Yes, What's the answer?

Get a haircut "

You handy with a pair of scissors? Couln't do any worse than my barber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunch of skin fade merchants!

But if people are getting what they like and pay for, that's all that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out. "

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live in north London so there’s so many Turkish barbers. And they’re the only non black people I’d let cut my hair. More expensive but still worth it"

Why can't a white barber style your hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this a riddle?

Yes, What's the answer?

Mrs Scarlet in the dungeon with the dildo?"

Is it a hair styling dildo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in north London so there’s so many Turkish barbers. And they’re the only non black people I’d let cut my hair. More expensive but still worth it

Why can't a white barber style your hair? "

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome "

...So you went for an earhair cut? And admitted to having very furry lugholes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I live in north London so there’s so many Turkish barbers. And they’re the only non black people I’d let cut my hair. More expensive but still worth it

Why can't a white barber style your hair?

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

"

I'll say it Pickle... *ahem*... It's like they've never seen thick hair or hair with curls before!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome "

This sounds like wizardry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

...So you went for an earhair cut? And admitted to having very furry lugholes. "

It was like a bit after the haircut and what's wrong with having hair on my body? Oh the horror

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

...So you went for an earhair cut? And admitted to having very furry lugholes. "

Surely they are non furry lugholes when someone has a maintenance routine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This sounds like wizardry! "

I didn't even ask for it and thought it was

Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This sounds like wizardry!

I didn't even ask for it and thought it was

Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA"

Yeah that's pretty cool! It must be great to go to a barber where they just identify what needs doing and crack on... I bet people leave with a proper spring in their step.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

...So you went for an earhair cut? And admitted to having very furry lugholes.

Surely they are non furry lugholes when someone has a maintenance routine... "

Are your lugholes unfurry with or without such a routine?

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

They are the best, cheap prices for good haircuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA

Yeah that's pretty cool! It must be great to go to a barber where they just identify what needs doing and crack on... I bet people leave with a proper spring in their step. "

It's really amazing to feel when you can just chill with the confidence they know what they're doing. There is the alternative though of watching a trainee butcher your barnet in real time when you can do nothing about it

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

...So you went for an earhair cut? And admitted to having very furry lugholes.

Surely they are non furry lugholes when someone has a maintenance routine...

Are your lugholes unfurry with or without such a routine? "

Well I've never had it done, so I'm assuming furry.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA

Yeah that's pretty cool! It must be great to go to a barber where they just identify what needs doing and crack on... I bet people leave with a proper spring in their step.

It's really amazing to feel when you can just chill with the confidence they know what they're doing. There is the alternative though of watching a trainee butcher your barnet in real time when you can do nothing about it "

Oh god!!! I just couldn't... I drive 40 minutes to my barber because he does such a good fade for me. I wouldn't let anyone else touch it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This sounds like wizardry!

I didn't even ask for it and thought it was

Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA"

That smile at the end is disturbing. I'm sticking to my ten quid barber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA

Yeah that's pretty cool! It must be great to go to a barber where they just identify what needs doing and crack on... I bet people leave with a proper spring in their step.

It's really amazing to feel when you can just chill with the confidence they know what they're doing. There is the alternative though of watching a trainee butcher your barnet in real time when you can do nothing about it

Oh god!!! I just couldn't... I drive 40 minutes to my barber because he does such a good fade for me. I wouldn't let anyone else touch it!"

Keep him! I stopped going to my childhood barber more and more since I moved house and always get nervous having someone new cut my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome "

This is how I get rid of my pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This sounds like wizardry!

I didn't even ask for it and thought it was

Here's a video of it I just found actually:

https://youtu.be/LYQ4TcyzSlA

That smile at the end is disturbing. I'm sticking to my ten quid barber. "

When I got it done, they included it and it was £10 all in all. Derby prices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This is how I get rid of my pubes

"

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This is how I get rid of my pubes

"

That's my weekend agenda sorted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have never seen that. I take my sons, and literally every man is having something different. I think they're fab

Far too much pamering for my liking. I'll sort my own nostril hair out.

Nah, they once did this thing where they put a cotton ball in some tongs, put it in a solution, set it on fire and burned my ear hair off and not gonna lie, it was pretty fucking awesome

This is how I get rid of my pubes

"

Does a tube vid exist of this?

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By *oitering-With-intentMan
over a year ago

city of Lodon

Thought this was going to be about the news stories of why there are soo many Turkish barber shop springing up in UK high streets.

If I had pubes Golden_Ratio would be first on my list for firer starter

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