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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso.

And my mate is a perve.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

There. Since there are unposted messages still. And I'm bored.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May I join in this time?

Although I am a little shy.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

From the other thread

My mate says -

mollyswallows.

I’m glad to see you perusing the forums again and simply have one thing to say to their stunning self. We still need to talk about your flexibility

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’ll keep playing!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in again.

Mrs

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

That’s was quickly back up.

I’m still in for receiving and posting. Bring it on x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know "

Awww. Need a hug?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"May I join in this time?

Although I am a little shy. "

You are welcome always, good sir Chunky

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m in maybe I’ll actually get a message this time around

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By *j1981Man
over a year ago

cork

Can i join in please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You're speedy, K...

I'll be in and out

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"You're speedy, K...

I'll be in and out "

That's my bragging rights!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Remember to drop your filters and send messages! Don’t just sit and wait for them!!!!

Peace

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You're speedy, K...

I'll be in and out

That's my bragging rights!"

I wouldn't know

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Remember to drop your filters and send messages! Don’t just sit and wait for them!!!!

Peace "

Good point! Mine were but I had to double check

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"You're speedy, K...

I'll be in and out

That's my bragging rights!

I wouldn't know "

Because I'm that fast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in again. Tell me your secrets and I'll make sure the object of your desire receives them.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know

Awww. Need a hug? "

Always accept a chunky hug!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know

Awww. Need a hug?

Always accept a chunky hug! "

OK. But no prodding me with uour lightsaber this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one from my handsome mate for General Kenobi

"Don't be upset. It could be another happy landing."

I so wanted that to say happy ending and also I'd happily watch

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From the last thread,I've been a bad postie

For the beautiful MsWyld...

"Please tell MsWyld that halo isn’t fooling me. I’ve seen her in positions no angel would dare try"

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"In again, I didn’t get enough of an ego boost ye know

Awww. Need a hug?

Always accept a chunky hug!

OK. But no prodding me with uour lightsaber this time. "

I’ll turn my waist like a good lad

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Home from work so let's play.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Another one from my handsome mate for General Kenobi

"Don't be upset. It could be another happy landing."

I so wanted that to say happy ending and also I'd happily watch "

Not upset just disappointed Fiddles, just disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the last thread,I've been a bad postie

For the beautiful MsWyld...

"Please tell MsWyld that halo isn’t fooling me. I’ve seen her in positions no angel would dare try""

Some people are worth misplacing my halo for

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in again to be receive or send on!!

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Back in again!

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By *eethoven99Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Happy to post and definitely happy to receive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry - been neglecting things and have been really slow with this one.

"Can you tell City Jeans that I'd city his jeans any day of the week"

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m still here. I’m still in.

(What do you mean you can’t feel it?)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr...... "

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!"

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Afternoon All....

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after "

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end? "

No just a pile of crayons

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons "

And a leprechaun

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun "

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "

To be sure, to be sure..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "

Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways "

So it wasn't his lucky charms you were after.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Em, oh this mate of mine has asked me to pass this on to you

Can you tell Em that she has indeed been a bad postie. And she now needs to face the music for it. She can start by dropping her postie shorts all the way to her ankles and bending over …

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Seems all the post is for Em, and I can seen why!

Em you lil stunner my mate says can you put on your Catholic Girls School uniform and report to their office for combined punishment, physical education and detailed anatomy studies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful friend has a message for... _bee, what's 70 or so miles between friends? We should be closer friends...

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Rose-tinted! My mate, who you might know has asked this be passed on

Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in. happy to pass on messages

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Looks like Rose Tinted Glasses is a popular man!

This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her

Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'll have another punt

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in. Actually got a message from an annonymous lady on yesterdays thread and I'd love to find out who she is

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging "

You first. I’ll follow your lead.

.


"This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her

Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!! "

Molly my darling, you’ll need to ask the sex rocket if she’s okay with that. (Personally I wouldn’t leave you awkwardly watching from the corner. I’d give you something to do … )

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'm back postie pants adorned

Tinder x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Out as postie, my book is calling me

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it another go, happy to play postie for a bit

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Can you tell Rose-tinted that if he wants me in his bedroom he needs to stop swiping and start messaging

You first. I’ll follow your lead.

.

This absolute sex rocket said that she wants to kiss you and taste how wet you made her

Can I watch at least I’m hot here!!!

Molly my darling, you’ll need to ask the sex rocket if she’s okay with that. (Personally I wouldn’t leave you awkwardly watching from the corner. I’d give you something to do … )"

That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass "

I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate wants to know the answer to this question...

Can you ask posh how I get into her postie pants

Tinder

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m out as postie now. Places to go this evening, people to see.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Happy to be postie for a bit.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Happy to be postie for a bit."

Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …

“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass

I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly! "

Who says it’s a her?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"That would require me to out the messenger and I’m not a grass

I didn’t say you had to ask her publicly!

Who says it’s a her? "

Ooooooooo! the plot thickens!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Back in again

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Well hello…

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Incoming for MsWyld

Could you please ask MsWyld if I could get the number to her bat phone, I'd be her boy wonder and partner in crime

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Well hello…"

Hello yourself

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways

Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you "

Very true Kenobi

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

in for a bit then

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Em, oh this mate of mine has asked me to pass this on to you

Can you tell Em that she has indeed been a bad postie. And she now needs to face the music for it. She can start by dropping her postie shorts all the way to her ankles and bending over …"

I can touch my toes without bending my knees

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Back in on this. Happy to act as postman.

Plus if whoever posted on previous thread the below wants to pm me

"Turbo ted you make a very hot mate smile always"

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso."

I have neither of these, can I still join in?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Seems all the post is for Em, and I can seen why!

Em you lil stunner my mate says can you put on your Catholic Girls School uniform and report to their office for combined punishment, physical education and detailed anatomy studies"

Yes Sir

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"From a romantic guy to Mollyswallows :-

Rose's are Red

Cabages are Green

If you open you legs

I'll fill you with cr......

It’s crayons isn’t it?!

Not again! Last time I was crapping rainbows after

Was there a pot of gold at the end?

No just a pile of crayons

And a leprechaun

Correct! Noshed him off and went our separate ways

Nowt wrong with a little Irish on you

Very true Kenobi "

Oh autocorrect did me well there

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?

"

I did it for Posh.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Err this is a tad sociable for you Kai?

I did it for Posh. "

Posh appreciates it.

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, you filthy animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Fresh out of my box

Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Fresh out of my box

Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl"

Not it!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Happy to be postie for a bit.

Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …

“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”"

Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Happy to be postie for a bit.

Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …

“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”

Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no? "

Chicken shish, all the salad, both chilli ams garlic mayo on naan

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Happy to be postie for a bit.

Funnily enough this one’s for you, from a bloke I think you already know …

“I want to lick her out like I'm eating a kebab......”

Could you find out if that’s a chicken or meat kebab please? Salad or no?

Chicken shish, all the salad, both chilli ams garlic mayo on naan "

I approve. Granted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain’t playing as no one fancies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fresh out of my box

Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl

Not it! "

Not invited!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Fresh out of my box

Can you tell Jennie TV I would like her hammering my hole like a black and decker power tool please. I’ll take it like a good girl

Not it!

Not invited! "

rude

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Things are getting steamy in my box

could you tell Crimson_Rose:

"You are constantly boleyn me over!"

And yes... the spelling is deliberate! Xx

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in !! Someone will be busy once the hot chicks know im open fir messages!!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ll play and happy to be postie

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*

*cries*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*

*cries*"

Posh, my definitely real mate mentioned they want to do filthy things to or with you

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can someone please Tell Todgermoore I want to ride him like a broken merry go round pony and have him bang me like a toe on a coffee table!!

Signed

Anonymous hot bird that nicked his phone while he was in the loo!!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

I've been instructed by my very good friend to deliver this one word for word.

Dear Kaitonel.

Please could you tell Jennie that I fancy her.

Love Posh

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Things are getting steamy in my box

could you tell Crimson_Rose:

"You are constantly boleyn me over!"

And yes... the spelling is deliberate! Xx"

A fellow history buff

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*

*cries*

Posh, my definitely real mate mentioned they want to do filthy things to or with you"

I like your definitely real friend a very lot

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

What did I miss while I was in the loo??

Bloody hell - well thats a mystery innit?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I've been instructed by my very good friend to deliver this one word for word.

Dear Kaitonel.

Please could you tell Jennie that I fancy her.

Love Posh "

Oh.

Gosh.

K.

You let the secret out. As I asked you to do

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Mellrose in coming mate, from a handsome admirer..

that it is my fondest desire to sensually remove all of her adornments and ravish her passionately and repeatedly over a prolonged period and in extensive locations and positions

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

This is a public service announcement for BrunnetteandJay…

My friend would like to “smoother Brunette in chocolate sauce and whipped cream creating the most exquisite and sexy chocolate Sunday ever seen and then lick it all off her slowly. Oh yes and ask her where I should stick the flake too.”

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"This is a public service announcement for BrunnetteandJay…

My friend would like to “smoother Brunette in chocolate sauce and whipped cream creating the most exquisite and sexy chocolate Sunday ever seen and then lick it all off her slowly. Oh yes and ask her where I should stick the flake too.”"

Ok who’s been reading my diary??

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Bing, bong

Message for Demi

My very fun friend says:

I want her to ride me like and unbroken stallion with her voluptuous boobs bouncing in my face

He isn’t the only one!!!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh POSH! You may not want to skip on this one, as mate of mine wants you to know

Tell Posh that I most definitely want to do unspeakable things to her! But if she would like to speak about them let me know

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

For Crimson Rose, from the finest and most upstanding gentleman I have had the honour to know.

“I wish to ruin you in a way not dissimilar to how Vesuvius ruined Pompei”

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"For Crimson Rose, from the finest and most upstanding gentleman I have had the honour to know.

“I wish to ruin you in a way not dissimilar to how Vesuvius ruined Pompei”"

Tell me more. Especially if it involves getting covered in a substance as yet unspecified.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh POSH! You may not want to skip on this one, as mate of mine wants you to know

Tell Posh that I most definitely want to do unspeakable things to her! But if she would like to speak about them let me know"

Ooh. Sounds fun!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

CG. Incoming from my smoking hot mate for you

Could you please tell Ghandi I want to use his cock as the spoon for my McFlurry.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Incoming message for Demi Demi - an unnamed admirer says they think you’re beautiful

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley


"CG. Incoming from my smoking hot mate for you

Could you please tell Ghandi I want to use his cock as the spoon for my McFlurry."

This is genius, bravo to the originator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh! Posh!

So sorry, this is a late delivery, but my really sexy mate.... even sexier than me (well maybe AS sexy) says:

"stop crying, get naked, hop into bed and I’ll be around to ravish her burning loins shortly"

Oooo - the fuck - errr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crimson_Rose.

I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.

.

Got enough wet wipes?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"*checks thread for mentions of wanting to do filthy things to or with Posh*

*cries*"

See above is ya blind woman!

Tinder

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Crimson_Rose.

I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.

.

Got enough wet wipes? "

Who needs wet wipes

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Crimson_Rose.

I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.

.

Got enough wet wipes?

Who needs wet wipes "

When there's tongues

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Ooooh in for the home stretch!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Crimson_Rose.

I have been chatting to my well turned out friend who happened to mention that after Vesuvius has finished erupting all over you he’d like to as well.

.

Got enough wet wipes?

Who needs wet wipes

When there's tongues "

Wet wipes just go to landfill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh in for the home stretch! "

Miss YB, you beautiful creature, my very nearly as beautiful friend asked me to say to you "Tell Miss YB, we need to be doing 69 in the celler, and play with the ghosts"

Spooky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bing, bong

Message for Demi

My very fun friend says:

I want her to ride me like and unbroken stallion with her voluptuous boobs bouncing in my face

He isn’t the only one!!! "

I don’t usually go on top, but maybe I can make an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss YB. Another one of my many sexy mates says:

"Need to go for a third Christmas in a row…. And this time we will have that dinner."

You ate getting sooo many messages! What have you got tnat I haven't?

Apart from that obviously.

And those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Crimson_Rose you fragrant beauty,

my actually practically perfect friend wants you to know "that her new bar will need putting to good use. Slow, long and intense."

I am aroused!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Still in ya pervs

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Miss YB my charming mates says

He would be happy to stretch you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Oh Crimson_Rose you fragrant beauty,

my actually practically perfect friend wants you to know "that her new bar will need putting to good use. Slow, long and intense."

I am aroused! "

So am I

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Browsing with a brew

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Can I have a stretching in the cellar at Christmas over dinner please?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Can I have a stretching in the cellar at Christmas over dinner please? "

My mate says

yes and I will stuff you like a turkey too

He’s a cracker

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Back in being nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mellrose in coming mate, from a handsome admirer..

that it is my fondest desire to sensually remove all of her adornments and ravish her passionately and repeatedly over a prolonged period and in extensive locations and positions"

Tell me more

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

For the lovely Mellrose….

“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”

Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

In again

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Hello hello

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

From a smoking hot duo….

“Can you please ask Crimson Rose

Is her preference, hand, paddle, flogger or another?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the lovely Mellrose….

“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”

Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess "

Confess confess

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"For the lovely Mellrose….

“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”

Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess

Confess confess "

Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?

(I got permission)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh! Posh!

So sorry, this is a late delivery, but my really sexy mate.... even sexier than me (well maybe AS sexy) says:

"stop crying, get naked, hop into bed and I’ll be around to ravish her burning loins shortly"

Oooo - the fuck - errr! "

Golly!

Are they burning?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"For the lovely Mellrose….

“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”

Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess

Confess confess

Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?

(I got permission)"

Grass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the lovely Mellrose….

“Can you confess to Mellrose that twas I who sent her previous love note and ask if when being pleasured orally she prefer to be laid back in sweet repose with legs akimbo or kneeling over my face and grinding her voluptuous womanhood onto my smiling face”

Oooh I say!!!! Not sure if I’m meant to put the name of the secret admirer here! They did want to confess

Confess confess

Goes by the name of Stanley Funseeker or does he?

(I got permission)"

Ooohhhhhhhh

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Miss YB you have a request...... Can a mate pleasure her anally whilst she leans out of her bedroom window conversing with neighbours would be considered forward?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :

Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

We're in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From a hottie...

Would you ask Mrs Gigglers is she’d lick my giggle pin whilst I held her my little pony pigtails?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"From a smoking hot duo….

“Can you please ask Crimson Rose

Is her preference, hand, paddle, flogger or another?”"

My preference is the preference is the spanker/paddler/flogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh still in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Miss YB you have a request...... Can a mate pleasure her anally whilst she leans out of her bedroom window conversing with neighbours would be considered forward?"

Somehow I don’t think my neighbours would be surprised by this

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :

Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer "

I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :

Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer

I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please? "

With salted caramel sauce

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :

Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer

I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please?

With salted caramel sauce "

And a side of Steven

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Crimson...my sexy mates say...

Can you tell Crimson Rose

Thats good as we have all of those, readily available

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for the lovely Crimson. .

Plz ask Crimson Rose...

Where does she stand on being edged.....does she wanna be introduced to my hand, paddle and flogger

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"And another for the lovely Crimson. .

Plz ask Crimson Rose...

Where does she stand on being edged.....does she wanna be introduced to my hand, paddle and flogger"

Hmmm…I will tolerate being edged if I’m made to I’m always interested in getting acquainted with all of the above.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


" Incoming for the gorgeous MissYuexBleus :

Can you let Missyuexbleus know that the Honeycomb ice cream is still in the freezer

I needs to be in bed with me. Can you bring it please?

With salted caramel sauce

And a side of Steven "

Steven comes a standard yiu know this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another sexy mate says...

Could you ask Ghandi if he’ll flog my bum till I can’t sit down for a week?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Still floating around

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one did make me chuckle :

Yo…… pls ask MissYB

If I can lick her out like I'm licking out a muller rice pot

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun."

Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun.

Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "

You're only a slut if you want to be a slut

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun.

Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "

I’m sure it’s a compliment. Somewhere along the line?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun.

Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut? "

I was gonna say isn't it always just DF?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"This one did make me chuckle :

Yo…… pls ask MissYB

If I can lick her out like I'm licking out a muller rice pot "

Come and lick the lid of life!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Another sexy mate says...

Could you ask Ghandi if he’ll flog my bum till I can’t sit down for a week?"

No problem I'll bring my nice rigid flogger

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

My mate says…

Ask Kaitonel for the numbers of all of the hotties he won’t have time to pleasure this week so I can offer to be a bargain bucket stand in for him

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"My mate says…

Ask Kaitonel for the numbers of all of the hotties he won’t have time to pleasure this week so I can offer to be a bargain bucket stand in for him "

They won't give me their numbers!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Kaitonel… my very beautiful friend says…

Would Kaitonel be so kind as to grab whichever of his guys he is having a bromance with this week and bring them to see me?

It'll be fun.

Ummmm what's that supposed to mean! Did you just call me a bromance slut?

I was gonna say isn't it always just DF?"

DF is special.

MrShiv is my new bromance, he just doesn't know it yet

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on

Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on

Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions"

Another one nicking ideas from my ‘ Big book of Fit burds! Annual

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Oh a very polite gentleman has requested that I pass this message on

Would you ask Mrs YB whether she would ride me like a bucking bronco whilst making her nipple tassels spin in opposite directions

Another one nicking ideas from my ‘ Big book of Fit burds! Annual "

If it’s for me then I have to stress that I’m most definitely not a Mrs, but I will ride like them like a bunking bronco, be prepared for black eyes though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been away

Back now.

How many messages did I miss?

.

Oh

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Been away

Back now.

How many messages did I miss?

.

Oh"

Feel ya sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been away

Back now.

How many messages did I miss?

.

Oh

Feel ya sister "

Higher.... yes just there

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Question for all thread members, does anyone know a fast acting cure for black eyes

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