FabSwingers.com forum: What do you think people pretend to like?

By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Non sexual please

I think people pretend to like..

Hiking

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Work socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Other people"

This

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Other people"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baths.

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By *ornyscot777TV/TS
over a year ago

SCOTLAND

Going to the gym

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Avocados

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Work socials"

Work socials with tbe entire team, I'd agree (50+ people in my team)

An after work "quick half" with colleagues I also consider friends, love it. Chance to decompress, and have a bit of a moan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small talk, just no.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Bunjee jumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey."

I nearly put this

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey."

they're just being polite bless em

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Other people"

Beat me to it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Brucey."

Damn, beat me!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey."

Pooooooor Brucey. You better give him some good loving.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Baths. "

Sorry, I love baths

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey.

Pooooooor Brucey. You better give him some good loving."

Look if I'm getting a sympathy head in boobs from you I implore them to continue

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Themselves.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey."

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

Ah he's ok actually.

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Other people"

Was just going to say this lol

I prefer dogs to people these days... Not in a sexual way before any smart comments are made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Themselves.

This

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

Ah he's ok actually. "

After a bottle of rum

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Where they live

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hiking OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummus

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Olives.

Come on!!

They are just nasty. Admit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I know but I do see boobs and stuff so you know, I'll take it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I know but I do see boobs and stuff so you know, I'll take it. "

Every little helps Brucey

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this."

You sent him boob love?

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

"Non sexual please

I think people pretend to like..

Hiking "

Love an ascent and traverse. Even a rocky scramble plus a wild camp is good for the soul.

Hate descending with a passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this.

You sent him boob love? "

I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.

Don't tell him though - he'll never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums. We're all here, but we don't really like them.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I love a good arête.

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By *pandjMan
over a year ago

Sparkford

Package holidays in some identikit resort with samey food and annoying Brits/Russians/Yanks depending on location who spend all day at the bar.

Also owning dogs. Love them but also love giving them back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to someone else's work problems and seem interested

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this.

You sent him boob love?

I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.

Don't tell him though - he'll never know."

I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin."

Okay, Thanos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other people’s children.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin.

Okay, Thanos! "

I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this.

You sent him boob love?

I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.

Don't tell him though - he'll never know.

I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that "

Oh I knew what it was I just didn't want you knowing how much it turned me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Package holidays in some identikit resort with samey food and annoying Brits/Russians/Yanks depending on location who spend all day at the bar.

Also owning dogs. Love them but also love giving them back."

- I’ll take the Russians

, take your point on package hols - but dogs are gorgeous, dog owners truly love them

Oh and rocket, no one really likes rocket surely ?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Brucey.

I haven't seen anyone say they like him

They do it undercover via DMS, they don't wanna ruin their street cred

Omg that's worse

I've been guilty of this.

You sent him boob love?

I did but I stole the picture from the Freemans catalogue.

Don't tell him though - he'll never know.

I just send him a photo of top of my arse crack, he always falls for that

Oh I knew what it was I just didn't want you knowing how much it turned me on

The ladies all wish they had my butt, actually so do some of the guys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people’s children."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food made by other people.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Other people’s children."

To be fair, I don't pretend.

I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.

Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people’s children.

To be fair, I don't pretend.

I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.

Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more. "

I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Their adult children

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin.

Okay, Thanos!

I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded..."

Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Other people’s children.

To be fair, I don't pretend.

I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.

Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.

I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first

Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other people’s children.

To be fair, I don't pretend.

I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.

Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.

I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first

Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though

I like setting my older nephew on them. It means I don’t get the blame

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin.

Okay, Thanos!

I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded...

Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock?"

Meh. They both have ballbags

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams. "

I thought we were friends. I told you about those as a friend because I thought you wanted to know! You even asked!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

I thought we were friends. I told you about those as a friend because I thought you wanted to know! You even asked! "

It’s only acceptable if I’m in it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Other people’s children.

To be fair, I don't pretend.

I'll tell you to your face and theirs if I think you spawned an annoying little twat.

Aint no little crotch gremlin getting me to put the effort in to pretend to like them. Usually if I dislike the kid that much, I dislike the parent even more.

I can’t be mean to kids. Unless they’ve hurt my kids in the soft play. Then they’re getting thrown down a slide head first

Nothing quite as satisfying as tripping a little shit up as they run past you if been mean to another kid. I'd never do such a thing though

I like setting my older nephew on them. It means I don’t get the blame

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Marmite x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I actually do like half the things mentioned.

The other half can get in the bin.

Okay, Thanos!

I'd be so good at being Thanos. Not least because I'd have a helmet with a neck bit so I couldn't be beheaded...

Are you confusing Thanos with a hard cock?

Meh. They both have ballbags"

Wonder if Thanos balls were heavier than mine one before that wank...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams. "

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"fun"

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Tories

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life."

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life."

My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall

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over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!"

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Influencers

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall

Don't do that, we here rely on the nudes!

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over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall

Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Small talk

Other people

Someone else's cooking

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frigid people on a sex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Environmentalists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bunjee jumping "

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to the gym, I fkn hate it witha passion

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Blue cheese.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Soccer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nando's

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over a year ago

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall

Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam

I love her to death but sometimes I wish I could just block her number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!

Upper hair or lower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream

She made me go without sex for the best part of a month because of it. We work different shifts and she had that dream the one night we got to spend together in like 26 days. This was a year and a half ago and as you can see I’m still not over it

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!

Upper hair or lower?

Start with upper, I'm classy like that and respect you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

My mother in law sends me screenshots of the meanings and I just want to throw my phone at the wall

Mother-in-law hate? That’s my jam

I love her to death but sometimes I wish I could just block her number

Mine adores me for some strange reason but no matter what I say she disagrees. It gets old fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non sexual please

I think people pretend to like..

Hiking "

I love hiking!!

+ thread hijackers, people that make everything about them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Alcoholic drinks. I think a lot of people pretend they love prosecco, beer and gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Non sexual please

I think people pretend to like..

Hiking

I love hiking!!

+ thread hijackers, people that make everything about them

Oops - just realised, nobody pretends to love them

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Looking at other people's houses...

my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'

Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites

wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Alcoholic drinks. I think a lot of people pretend they love prosecco, beer and gin. "

And highly expensive Prosecco Breakfasts !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Looking at other people's houses...

my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'

Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites

wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.

I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why.

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over a year ago

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I'll tell her how awful the things you did were while stroking her hair don't worry!

Upper hair or lower?

Start with upper, I'm classy like that and respect you! "

Top man

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Looking at other people's houses...

my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'

Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites

wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.

I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why."

Probably the same reasons I give a guided tour of my penis

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Listening to other people telling you about their dreams.

When they ask you what you think it means

It means you’re just as boring in your dreams as you are in real life.

To be fair if they're hot I'll let it slide but I agree it's crap chat and usually a shit dream. Where's the dragons?!

When the Mrs has a dream I’ve cheated and doesn’t speak to me for a full day

Oh so that's when she DMS me!

You can have her when she’s being like that

I've actually had a girlfriend get funny with me about a dream

Damn those dreams and the real world consequences they can have

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Socialising on zoom

Actually pretty much anything on zoom

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Brussels Sprouts……

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Looking at other people's houses...

my friend said her shower was finished and 'You must come round to see it'

Like ..... why ? Ive seen showers, shower rooms, watering cans on camp sites

wtf am I supposed to say ? Ahhhhhhh it has a turny on thing and shiny walls.

I went to a person's house for the first time recently and she gave me a guided tour. I'm still wondering why.

Probably the same reasons I give a guided tour of my penis"

Quick tour was it?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Work has to be work

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Work has to be work "

I actually love my job….

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Socializing, drinking

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Brussels Sprouts……"
i love Brussel sprouts

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Folk on here

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Work has to be work

I actually love my job…."

Love is a strong word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk on here

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Work has to be work

I actually love my job….

Love is a strong word "

I LOVE my job…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idle chit chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mumford & Sons

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Tatts

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Anal

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Love Island.

Surely no one of sound mind can genuinely enjoy this overtly staged, histrionic ordure……right?

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Beer.

I never got the hype. More of a cider and brandy lad

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

This 1 is a bit controversial but just an observation:

Ladies football

had they not reached the finals or semi finals majority of people wouldn’t have care or even known the Women’s football World Cup was on!

Like I said just an observation, I don’t like football in general men or women I’m more into motorsports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate bourbons. Vile biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alcoholic drinks. I think a lot of people pretend they love prosecco, beer and gin. "

That’s a good one!!!!

Mushrooms!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate bourbons. Vile biscuits."

Lol my Mr has these every morning with his coffee lol

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By *mDeethatsmeWoman
over a year ago

Bucks

Ant & Dec

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Taramasalata - no one can honestly like that stuff

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By *illly WankerMan
over a year ago

The hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taramasalata - no one can honestly like that stuff "

Hard enough trying to pronounce it lol

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Taramasalata - no one can honestly like that stuff

Hard enough trying to pronounce it lol "

Exactly! And it just makes me think ‘tarantula’ when it’s written down and they are shite and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olives.

Come on!!

They are just nasty. Admit it."

I buy a 2&1/2kg tub of kalamata olives for myself every month.

Decaf coffee...WHY??...why does it exist?..why coffee breath with no buzz?....why not drink something else?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taramasalata - no one can honestly like that stuff

Hard enough trying to pronounce it lol "

I tried and my bed started levitating

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Goggle-box

It's popularity continues to confuse and annoy me

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Baths.

Sorry, I love baths

I had a shower today, and it reminded me why I love baths.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Tiramisu

Coffee does not belong on food people lol

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

Forum posts

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Radishes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Tiramisu

Coffee does not belong on food people lol

Affogato is the dessert of Queens.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Winter

I see more misery faces compared to sunny days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversation

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Rehab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oysters, just something else's snot.

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