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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso.

And my mate is a perve.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Ok I’m in this one as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and out.

Can't commmit to bei g a reliable postie though.

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in for a bit of morning fun x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell BBWLady123..

She's never too late and worth waiting for.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In and out.

Can't commmit to bei g a reliable postie though.

Soz "

Same. I’ll play but I will not be able to play postie until later

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Happy to be in postin''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning, in and happy to deliver!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another sexy mate says...

Could you tell demidemi I'd love to have a snuggle with her

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm in but can't be postie

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

In!

My box is also open to be a postie. That's if I don't go on strike.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’ll join!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I can be postie

Em x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Damn... this mate is HOT... and for a hottie...

Please tell Molly she can swallow me any time

(I'm putting in a request to be allowed to join in)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my gloriously gorgeous mate says...

Please tell demidemi that her local unconvincing transvestite would treat her to a coffee and a veri but.... message filters innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in posh and reporting for duty

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a hottie to a hottie (my mates are gorgeous)

Can you tell tasty tasty

Id like to taste what he is offering

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"...because you've got gorgeous tits and/or torso.

"

*chef's kiss*

J

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And ANOTHER sexy mate says to a gorgeous pal...

Plz tell Nic.....

Let's go walking on thr cliff tops, but let's not ruin her knee, but ruin her in another way

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Pickle... I've a hottie in my box for you...

Can you please tell pickle that one I hope our calendars align one day, and I’ll pick out the best sunflowers for our meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, and happy to play postie for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie Julie Julie..

My gorgeous friend would like to ask if it's OK if I'm not a chef... I'd still like to kiss her boobs

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By *anSMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some great threads on the forum today, I’m in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Damn... this mate is HOT... and for a hottie...

Please tell Molly she can swallow me any time

(I'm putting in a request to be allowed to join in)"

Well show me what I’m swallowing and I’ll get right on it

Of course you can join Posh

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh I've another hot new mate... who says...

Posh, please can you tell JuicyBrucey that he's an attractive man, but the colour 'blue' really doesn't suit him.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Damn... this mate is HOT... and for a hottie...

Please tell Molly she can swallow me any time

(I'm putting in a request to be allowed to join in)

Well show me what I’m swallowing and I’ll get right on it

Of course you can join Posh "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie Julie Julie..

My gorgeous friend would like to ask if it's OK if I'm not a chef... I'd still like to kiss her boobs "

It’ll be cute when we both turn up with sunflowers

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can be postie

Em x"

You can if you can carry a heavey bag as there so many ladies who make me smile .you of course are one of them .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And ANOTHER sexy mate says to a gorgeous pal...

Plz tell Nic.....

Let's go walking on thr cliff tops, but let's not ruin her knee, but ruin her in another way "

Oh that sounds

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hello, thread full of organised and functioning people. You lot must be the ones who’ve had your coffee already.

I’m in. And my box is wide open for anyone who needs a mate.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell Brucey that if his balls are still full of Bruce Juice I'm more than happy to relieve him with my mouth and dispose of the evidence

(Says my gorgeous mate)

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I'm in

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By *eethoven99Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A very sexy mate has this for a hottie...

Em, Em, Em!

Don't worry about those bruises. You know you will look gorgeous either way. Just don't stress so much.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I've actually been bullied in to this one but my mate told me to say

Jennie... you are absolutely amazing, thank you so much for rhe other night

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m in, this was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's one for the OP.

"Tell posh, I wanna tongue her pussy like I'm tongue punching a bowl of chilli"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Much sexy here...

Plz tell Boo....

Let's do a nice restaurant then do each other, I'll even remove my flip flops during the meal, but put them back on for the sex

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Here's one for the OP.

"Tell posh, I wanna tongue her pussy like I'm tongue punching a bowl of chilli""

That doesn't seem practical for pussy or chilli...

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We're in!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Can you tell Brucey that if his balls are still full of Bruce Juice I'm more than happy to relieve him with my mouth and dispose of the evidence

(Says my gorgeous mate)"

Message me I need you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie Julie Julie..

My gorgeous friend would like to ask if it's OK if I'm not a chef... I'd still like to kiss her boobs

It’ll be cute when we both turn up with sunflowers "

I have two boobs!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demidemi...

A very attractive gentleman has asked me to say...

"Please tell the gorgeous Demi that I want to bury my face between those beautiful boobs of hers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This beauty would like jennie to know...

" i like her in and out... and in... and out... and in... and out."

And i dont need commitment 

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My gorgeous friend has a message for Stevie P so put those sunflowers down mate!

Can you tell Mr Pickle I want to feel his pickle between my big buns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very handsome devil has asked me to say...

"Can you please tell,Nic 85 i think she's gorgeous and would like to rest my weary head on her breasts"

Phwoarr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy after mate has a message for me to pass on to Nic.

I’ve woken up horny this morning and as the nearest hottie on the thread it’s her duty to come over here and straddle me immediately. I expect her to be sliding herself down onto my cock by 11am. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Crimson Rose.

"Demure is a state, edging is a blessing, spanking is a necessity cuffs are a requirement."

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Paging Crimson Rose!! My sexy mate has a message for you and I've not even had chance to put on postie pants on. The message says...

Demure is a state, edging is a blessing, spanking is a necessity cuffs are a requirement.

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland & Paisley

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy after mate has a message for me to pass on to Nic.

I’ve woken up horny this morning and as the nearest hottie on the thread it’s her duty to come over here and straddle me immediately. I expect her to be sliding herself down onto my cock by 11am. Thanks.

"

Oh yes sir! On the way

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"One from a hottie to a hottie (my mates are gorgeous)

Can you tell tasty tasty

Id like to taste what he is offering "

All you need to do is get in touch we can work out the details

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Well, if you don't trust my postie services that's just fine. Are we jinxed until someone says our names now Ricky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A very handsome devil has asked me to say...

"Can you please tell,Nic 85 i think she's gorgeous and would like to rest my weary head on her breasts"

Phwoarr "

Rest away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, if you don't trust my postie services that's just fine. Are we jinxed until someone says our names now Ricky?

"

Well it could just be an amazing coincidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great way to spend the morning

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Paging Crimson Rose!! My sexy mate has a message for you and I've not even had chance to put on postie pants on. The message says...

Demure is a state, edging is a blessing, spanking is a necessity cuffs are a requirement."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Much sexy here...

Plz tell Boo....

Let's do a nice restaurant then do each other, I'll even remove my flip flops during the meal, but put them back on for the sex"

I wonder who this is.....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a hottie...

Could you please let boo know I have perved on all the pics now

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Much sexy here...

Plz tell Boo....

Let's do a nice restaurant then do each other, I'll even remove my flip flops during the meal, but put them back on for the sex

I wonder who this is....."

The clues there if you look really really closely

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh CG, this one's for you from my very sexy mate!

Can you tell Ghandi that a little challenge and cheek makes the submission all the more worthwhile

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It wasn’t me.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It wasn’t me. "

Damn. Wish it was.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Boo.

Ah good, I've got a message for you!

Boo is so cool to have on the forum, it *almost* makes me forget I’d like to do filthy things with her

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

OK I'm out now, I have adulting to do.

I was never really in, I was just amused by the boobs and torso thing. And then the messages arrived.

J

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Ooo did the other one fill up? I’ve been busy.

In but won’t be a very good postie if you want quick response to your message

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK I'm out now, I have adulting to do.

I was never really in, I was just amused by the boobs and torso thing. And then the messages arrived.

J"

You're always in with me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I was never really in, I was just amused by the boobs and torso thing. And then the messages arrived.

J

You're always in with me "

Can I be in you both? I think I’d enjoy that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might as well join in since I'm doing nothing at work...again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I was never really in, I was just amused by the boobs and torso thing. And then the messages arrived.

J

You're always in with me

Can I be in you both? I think I’d enjoy that."

I'll answer for us both.

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gorgeous friend has a message for Stevie P so put those sunflowers down mate!

Can you tell Mr Pickle I want to feel his pickle between my big buns?"

I’ll stick it in. You deserve it whoever you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh your up....

Posh, your new profile pic has me besotted but I can’t help thinking it’d be even better with those boobs covered in cum. Shall we reshoot it?

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'm in for a wee bit.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Julie, hope you’re all ears (eyes?) A very lovely gentleman would like you to know that…

Tell Julie that profile pic makes it look like she’s crawling up the bed to come get me, and oh boy do I like that idea …

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh your up....

Posh, your new profile pic has me besotted but I can’t help thinking it’d be even better with those boobs covered in cum. Shall we reshoot it?"

Seems reasonable. OK mystery messager... show yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a lot of fun...thanks OP, but sadly I now have to take off my postie hat and go do very boring 'life' things Laters all you sexy people

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It's been a lot of fun...thanks OP, but sadly I now have to take off my postie hat and go do very boring 'life' things Laters all you sexy people "

Ugh. Life stuff sucks.

To be fair... me too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Right after this one I really can't pass on any more. Please find another postie

Crimson Rose! You got mail.

All potential possibilities are still on the table today, if she cares to be cheeky...My offer still stands from this morning

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"OK mystery messager... show yourself "

It still wasn’t me. But it could have been

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie, hope you’re all ears (eyes?) A very lovely gentleman would like you to know that…

Tell Julie that profile pic makes it look like she’s crawling up the bed to come get me, and oh boy do I like that idea …"

It does sound fun!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OK mystery messager... show yourself

It still wasn’t me. But it could have been "

And that's how to it... swoop in!

Let's do it

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Right after this one I really can't pass on any more. Please find another postie

Crimson Rose! You got mail.

All potential possibilities are still on the table today, if she cares to be cheeky...My offer still stands from this morning "

No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"OK mystery messager... show yourself

It still wasn’t me. But it could have been

And that's how to it... swoop in!

Let's do it "

I’m there!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here! "

Well that’s simply not true. I can see both cheeks from here.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here!

Well that’s simply not true. I can see both cheeks from here.

"

Shhhh you’ll get me in trouble and vengeance will be swift.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"

No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here! "

Both of these cheeks should match your lingerie in colour

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"

No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here!

Both of these cheeks should match your lingerie in colour "

Well I’m hoping they very soon will be. Not my decision to make though…

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"

No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here!

Both of these cheeks should match your lingerie in colour

Well I’m hoping they very soon will be. Not my decision to make though…"

Decisions already made on this one

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Looking through the first thread from yesterday, I was delighted to see a message for me. Perhaps the lady it was from could make herself known to me

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then.... postie pants on too

Tinder

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Go on then.... postie pants on too

Tinder "

Can we see them? Bet you look *great* in those.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"

No, no. I’m fine. Really. No cheek here!

Both of these cheeks should match your lingerie in colour

Well I’m hoping they very soon will be. Not my decision to make though…

Decisions already made on this one "

I’m very happy to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in on my lunch happy to play postie for a bit

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

In

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your friend needs to see a doctor

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ll slip my lil butt in here

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I’ll slip my lil butt in here "

No smoking!

Ohhh...

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'll put my name forward to see if anyone fancies me!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’ll slip my lil butt in here

No smoking!

Ohhh... "

I’ll put it out

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Still in

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Sod work...I'm in

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I’m in to see what happens

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Joining in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Still around

Posting duties included

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

I'm in for a bit whilst enjoying some sunshine.

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

In again and happy to be postie

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By *weetCherryWoman
over a year ago

London

Still in since yesterday

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nic85 you have an incoming message

Tell her that once she’s out the bath that she’s taking in her photo, I’d. wry much like to take her out to tea and cakes?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate says

For _onkeyandbones. Rather new to seeing your profile but defiantly can’t complain about what I’ve seen and read. Would love to know more.

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate says

Knightsofthecoffeetable. I’ve had the pleasure of seeing you both in a fair few forums now and all I can say is you two seem amazingly fun and would love to see how fun you to can really be

Tinder

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Still in

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Dropping in and looking

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"My mate says

For _onkeyandbones. Rather new to seeing your profile but defiantly can’t complain about what I’ve seen and read. Would love to know more.

Tinder"

Thank you and what would you like to know? We are not shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join back in and send some adoration out

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

From a man

For a certain crimson rose. Love your profile and you seem very cheeky which is always a good thing

And for the lady herself notposh. You’re stunning and deserve some love for setting this up.

Would love to chat to both parties in question

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate says

Please will you ask knights of the coffee table if I can join their order, I have my own sword and am willing to bring them a shrubbery if needed

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fine rapster would like not so posh to know

I fancy a lazy Tuesday morning so can ya wiggle that fine ass back into me so I can spoon you & those stunning curves 

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message from a fun man

Please ask MsWild if I can be her personal pussy licking sl#ve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one for the beautiful notso posh

This fine fellow says... Posh is an awesome person because she spreads her happiness around. She also has cracking norks 

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

My stunning pair of mates kindly asks

A message for all the ladies, you are all beautiful now if I can see the boobs.

Many thanks

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message from a mate

Mswyld

Well if it’s admiration you’re seeking I’m happy to provide it as your are stunning

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message

For nic85

Firstly I hope you enjoy vegas and you cause some devious trouble with your divine looking self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fine gentleman seeked me out to pass on a message to cherrypie.....

Can you ask cherry pie when she’s posting her tits out Tuesday photo for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An intriguing message from my handsome mate...

Can you inform General Kenobi

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Turbo ted you make a very hot mate smile always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for monkey and bones... Would you prefer the questions here or privately. I’m happy with either. Glad to know you’re also not shy. That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a fun man

Please ask MsWild if I can be her personal pussy licking sl#ve"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Back in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Hey MsWyld,

You are understandably very popular and my very handsome friend has said they want to make you misbehave! They want to turn you on so much that you can’t think straight and forget yourself in public. So much that you spread your legs right there in the bar for them to finger you under the table, and don’t even notice that people can see.

I’m turned on by this! Go for it Ms W!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"An intriguing message from my handsome mate...

Can you inform General Kenobi

I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."

Have they ever made their way as far into the interior as Coruscant?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for my sexy mate Nic..

Could you please tell Nic85 she has a beautiful smile

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"From a man

For a certain crimson rose. Love your profile and you seem very cheeky which is always a good thing

And for the lady herself notposh. You’re stunning and deserve some love for setting this up.

Would love to chat to both parties in question"

Aww thanks mystery person

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

This one is for alwaysonmymind22 you lucky sausage!

My absolute top tier mate says they always love to see you around and that they’d like to be wrapped around you

Do. Not. Say. No! You’ll thank me later

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This fine rapster would like not so posh to know

I fancy a lazy Tuesday morning so can ya wiggle that fine ass back into me so I can spoon you & those stunning curves "

I haven't the energy to wiggle that far... come to me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Another one for the beautiful notso posh

This fine fellow says... Posh is an awesome person because she spreads her happiness around. She also has cracking norks "

The norks for the win!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

From a mate

Tell Molly Swallows to get on her knees and open wide. I’m going to need her to put some effort in before she gets anything to swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knock knock?

Who's there?

Boo.

Ah good, I've got a message for you!

Boo is so cool to have on the forum, it *almost* makes me forget I’d like to do filthy things with her "

Depends how filthy you're talking!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am out!

coz no one fancies me

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in!!

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

For mollyswallows. A funny mate wants to say

I’m glad to see you perusing the forums again and simply have one thing to say to their stunning self. We still need to talk about your flexibility

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From a mate

Tell Molly Swallows to get on her knees and open wide. I’m going to need her to put some effort in before she gets anything to swallow"

Oh that’s fine by me! I’m a firm believer in the bigger the effort the bigger the reward

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous and very demanding mate says...

Tell General Kenobi

Once or twice

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And from a sexy mate to a gorgeous mate...

Would you mind telling General that I’m am still waiting for him to let me smother his face with my big fat ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose Tinted Glasses, this one's for you.

My friend certainly knows what they want...

Can you tell Rose-tinted that I’m waiting for him to roll those sleeves up and bend me over with my head pushed down, pull my panties down, take out his throbbing Johnson and rub it against my big ass

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Still in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"For mollyswallows. A funny mate wants to say

I’m glad to see you perusing the forums again and simply have one thing to say to their stunning self. We still need to talk about your flexibility

"

Only talk about it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey MsWyld,

You are understandably very popular and my very handsome friend has said they want to make you misbehave! They want to turn you on so much that you can’t think straight and forget yourself in public. So much that you spread your legs right there in the bar for them to finger you under the table, and don’t even notice that people can see.

I’m turned on by this! Go for it Ms W!"

Oh my, your friend should really make themselves known

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"My friend certainly knows what they want... "

Haha! I can guess who that was.

What I don’t know is whether they added the eyelashes emoji at the end or you did. (And if you did, does that mean you liked the idea?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the beautiful Nic from my new friend..

A question for the delectable Nic85

Asseyez vous sans Mon visage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My friend certainly knows what they want...

Haha! I can guess who that was.

What I don’t know is whether they added the eyelashes emoji at the end or you did. (And if you did, does that mean you liked the idea?)

"

I was just thinking it's not a bad thing to want!

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By *iss69Man
over a year ago

Knutsford

Happy to be In and be a mate , or am I too late for the party ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the beautiful Nic from my new friend..

A question for the delectable Nic85

Asseyez vous sans Mon visage?"

*nips on to Google translate*

And possibly

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"A message for monkey and bones... Would you prefer the questions here or privately. I’m happy with either. Glad to know you’re also not shy. That makes two of us "

Happy for you to send privately

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"A very sexy mate has this for a hottie...

Em, Em, Em!

Don't worry about those bruises. You know you will look gorgeous either way. Just don't stress so much."

Thank you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"From a man

For a certain crimson rose. Love your profile and you seem very cheeky which is always a good thing

And for the lady herself notposh. You’re stunning and deserve some love for setting this up.

Would love to chat to both parties in question"

I don’t know where this cheeky rumour has come from. I’m very, very well behaved!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"My gorgeous and very demanding mate says...

Tell General Kenobi

Once or twice"

Pickle?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"And from a sexy mate to a gorgeous mate...

Would you mind telling General that I’m am still waiting for him to let me smother his face with my big fat ass "

Fiddles innit

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"From a man

For a certain crimson rose. Love your profile and you seem very cheeky which is always a good thing

And for the lady herself notposh. You’re stunning and deserve some love for setting this up.

Would love to chat to both parties in question

I don’t know where this cheeky rumour has come from. I’m very, very well behaved! "

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"From a man

For a certain crimson rose. Love your profile and you seem very cheeky which is always a good thing

And for the lady herself notposh. You’re stunning and deserve some love for setting this up.

Would love to chat to both parties in question

I don’t know where this cheeky rumour has come from. I’m very, very well behaved! "

Can be! Can be very well behaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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