FabSwingers.com forum: I had a wank on Tuesday....

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Didn't have a wank on weds,

Still didn't have a wank on Thursday

Or on Friday or Saturday and Sunday or even Monday.

I know you guys are restless not knowing but I hit 7 days orgasm celibacy! Happy birthday sperm in balls!

(Credit to little red who demanded I made this blame her)

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Please for the love of god just have a fucking wank.

Mrs

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Good job, best boy

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please for the love of god just have a fucking wank.

Mrs "

^^^ This

It's the only thing I have the energy to say after yesterday's marathon discussion on Brucey's balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One question.. why?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Craig David’s lyrics have gone downhill eh

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really don't understand why you're moaning. Seven days is nothing, rein it in you adorable hornpuppy.

I'm currently on day 36 of no masturbation. I can't say that I've not orgasmed in that time though.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I don’t think there’s much advantage of anything more than about 4 or 5 days for a bloke. Sorry

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Craig David’s lyrics have gone downhill eh"

Pahahaha!!! That one tickled me

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Good job, best boy

Em x"

Think of the filling!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Please for the love of god just have a fucking wank.

Mrs "

Are you gonna cave and send me a nude? That's all it takes!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"One question.. why? "

Started off with being busy, then a little 'oh it's been a while wonder when I'll cave...' then I got competitive with myself.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I really don't understand why you're moaning. Seven days is nothing, rein it in you adorable hornpuppy.

I'm currently on day 36 of no masturbation. I can't say that I've not orgasmed in that time though.

Orgasms is a hard reset!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations! You should have a wank to celebrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Presents you Op with Fab World Cum Cup..

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The only thing I demanded was for you to have a wank man!

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Congratulations! You should have a wank to celebrate. "

^^^ agreed! No better way to celebrate!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Presents you Op with Fab World Cum Cup..

This is it woohoo!

Definitely gonna smash a load today guys don't worry....

...or am I?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Craig David’s lyrics have gone downhill eh

Pahahaha!!! That one tickled me

I was proud of that one

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Mondays wank is over those of fair face,

Tuesdays wank is full of grace,

Wednesdays wank is merry and glad,

Thursday’s wank is sour and sad,

Fridays wank is loving and giving,

Saturdays wank is instead of working for a living,

Sundays wank is blith and Bonny, and good (just a bit gay)

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Your poor balls

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Your poor balls"

They're doing ok! Happy with release, ready to cook up some more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m surprised you haven’t shagged the toilet seat yet.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m surprised you haven’t shagged the toilet seat yet."

I appreciate your confidence in my girth but alas it's JUST missing the edges

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