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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Thoughts on my profile, anyone?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bit blurry

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Doesn't say what your looking for, what you can offer, no hints at your personality other than you are childish, immature and lazy which tbh isn't a turn on.

Pic blurred due to work but there's plenty of pics you can take without your face, there's zero idea if there's any attraction.

Mrs

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Doesn't say what your looking for, what you can offer, no hints at your personality other than you are childish, immature and lazy which tbh isn't a turn on.

Pic blurred due to work but there's plenty of pics you can take without your face, there's zero idea if there's any attraction.

Mrs "

I appreciate the honesty, keep em coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't even read the bio due to the pic.

But since you asked I did, and now I know I definitely wouldn't message.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"I wouldn't even read the bio due to the pic.

But since you asked I did, and now I know I definitely wouldn't message.

Specifics would be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the picture is blurry because of your line of work ? I like that your not looking to shag the whole site,a realist is always good.

Personally I wouldn't be even slightly interested in a profile like yours. Although to be fair it did make me laugh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove the things that sound negative or rewrite to something that sounds a little more positive:

Childish and immature

(maybe you mean ‘fun loving’)

Happy to stand in until you find something better (maybe you mean: ‘not looking for anything serious, but let’s have some fun?’)

Not sure what this means:

3 Star sex sessions (shags like a Vicar).

How does a vicar shag? With a dog collar on?

Just a few thoughts. Good luck

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Remove the things that sound negative or rewrite to something that sounds a little more positive:

Childish and immature

(maybe you mean ‘fun loving’)

Happy to stand in until you find something better (maybe you mean: ‘not looking for anything serious, but let’s have some fun?’)

Not sure what this means:

3 Star sex sessions (shags like a Vicar).

How does a vicar shag? With a dog collar on?

Just a few thoughts. Good luck "

Thanks, I’m not very good at singing my own praises. It doesn’t feel right but this seems more me

I could put five star, shags like a porn star but who wouldn’t say that about themselves? Not everyone will agree with how you vie yourself. I thought it’s one thing to say I don’t take things too seriously, but better to demonstrate in the profile

Why have a shopping list of what you like to think of yourself when you can show some personality? That was my thinking

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Happy for people to suggest otherwise. There must be more comments out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Better pictures.

You want people to look at you and go pwoarr what a sexy fucker!

A single blurry image wont do that.

Show your veris... I always take it as a bad sign when I can't read them.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Change the pic keep thr bio

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"

Not your cock out,

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Better pictures.

You want people to look at you and go pwoarr what a sexy fucker!

A single blurry image wont do that.

Show your veris... I always take it as a bad sign when I can't read them.

Good advice. Thanks

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

“ Bigger dick than most of the French but not so much the Bolivians”

Made me laugh I can’t lie

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?

Not your cock out, "

Ah! I was 30 seconds away from uploading that too! (Jk)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hi op

Don't you think it would be easier to compare yours to many others and see how they are doing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love The Blur. Gives me that misty feeling. Thought I needed to polish my cam. It is fine OP. Squinting is my new fab hobby.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Profile is fine, just needs better pics as others have stated

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"“ Bigger dick than most of the French but not so much the Bolivians”

Made me laugh I can’t lie

Thanks, people seem to have a better sense of humour at lunch than breakfast. Maybe that’s something I need to consider. Maybe it’s a caffeine thing? Ha!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

The women of this site are savage…… Don’t think I’d be asking that question too soon…..

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Hi op

Don't you think it would be easier to compare yours to many others and see how they are doing things "

I have had a nosey but I don’t think the best way to stand out is to copy others

Thanks for any suggestions and feedback so far. I will read them all and reply. Seeing a recurring theme on the photo definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one that likes it?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Profile is ok, no pics you should have a few up and tell them what you're wanting without being to graphic

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"

If you're wanting to attract women avoid the overly explicit photos, from what I gather they like teasing shots or dumb shit like men with their arms crossed (fuck knows why)

If you're wanting to attract men, show us your knob... men love penises, they really can't get enough of them,

Or you can do what I do and just upload whatever you think is sexy regardless of who you're wanting to attract. Tailoring yourself to suit the wants of others isn't much fun... just be you and enjoy what you do

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Trying too hard to be "quirky", blurry pic is off-putting, and hidden veries are suss, if you got them, flaunt them.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You can’t handle the truth

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Would you message someone with only a blurry pic only?

You’ve basically got no pics so a lot of people will just move on without even reading your profile.

It’s good you aren’t making yourself out to be a sex god but without any pics, your ‘I’m just average’ assessment of yourself will fall flat.

That would only work if you had good pics to show you are being tongue in cheek.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You can’t handle the truth "

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

OK. It’s shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually thought your text was ok but you could do with some good photos.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward."

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him "

John or Edward?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?"

The Irish one

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?

The Irish one "

These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hi op

Don't you think it would be easier to compare yours to many others and see how they are doing things

I have had a nosey but I don’t think the best way to stand out is to copy others

Thanks for any suggestions and feedback so far. I will read them all and reply. Seeing a recurring theme on the photo definitely "

I'm not suggesting copying anyone, but others would be different things and most likely more successful welcome by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?

The Irish one

These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)"

Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?

The Irish one

These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)

Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for."

Uncle Louis?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

It's been 5 hours, at minimum you should have changed the profile pic.

Sure, from the neck down.

Profile, it's not hard to write words.

If the above advice isn't clear enough, then maybe advice isn't your thing.

But as it stands, we're out.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"It's been 5 hours, at minimum you should have changed the profile pic.

Sure, from the neck down.

Profile, it's not hard to write words.

If the above advice isn't clear enough, then maybe advice isn't your thing.

But as it stands, we're out."

Bit harsh. I do have work. I’m not sure people will take to me doing a topless shoot in the hall and I don’t think a photo in the bogs will be the most appealing

I’m not keeping you though. Tara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?

The Irish one

These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)

Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for.

Uncle Louis?"

Don’t tell me you had to sit on his knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup

It's a profile all right

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I liked the bio as it did show humour but it will be a bit polarising. More pics just crop out your head rather than blur the whole thing.

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You can’t handle the truth

Calm down, Jack Nicholson. The more honest the better

The blurry picture looks like Claire Balding had a child with Jedward.

If you stare at it for 30 seconds then look at wall then you get to see him

John or Edward?

The Irish one

These comments made me laugh but I would appreciate you not mocking my mum and dads like that. The three of them are good people (jk)

Louis Walsh has a lot to answer for.

Uncle Louis?

Don’t tell me you had to sit on his knee

It was a perfectly innocent chance to sit together and talk about the first thing that popped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?"

Grey joggers ?

Maybe just me but I think they are hot as fuck

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"You know what, I actually like it

made me grin a bit, self deprecating humour can be good! Pics a bit shit tho. I’d say keep going on that theme and fill it out a bit

Yay! Thanks! I’ll have a think on pics etc. I read someone say rule of thumb is less explicit as public and explicit for friends only. Any thoughts on that? What’s a good non explicit photo?

Grey joggers ?

Maybe just me but I think they are hot as fuck "

Easily done!

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By *ogo1189 OP Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

Thanks for the good advice everyone. I think photos need the most attention from what’s been said

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Shags like a vicar!! Brilliant

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