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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I'm thinking of writing one of those war time book type thingies... You know . 1000 things to do with a pound of mince or how to ration your eggs...

How many ideas can we come up with for swinging on NO dosh.

1. Darn your stockings with your hubbies pubes.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

2. reuse condoms... wash out and reuse..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use vegetable oil instead of lub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spit instead of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool


"Use vegetable oil instead of lub"
or dripping

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair."

Liked this one

Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.

Liked this one

Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!"

Ffs I can't afford matching underwear .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging outside your own house could save on fuel costs...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.

Liked this one

Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!

Ffs I can't afford matching underwear . "

You STUPID woman. Tie die your faded greys in beetroot juice! xx

Where there's a gran there's a way.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Cling film, carefully applied, makes a good alternative condom. Afterwards, just wash and dry so it can be used to wrap your spam sarnies for work

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Dogging outside your own house could save on fuel costs... "

Dogging outside your neighbours house can also save time as you are less inclined to clean up spunky spills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut the gusset out of a pair of old knickers to make a new look crotchless pair.

Liked this one

Cut the nipple area from a matching bra!

Ffs I can't afford matching underwear .

You STUPID woman. Tie die your faded greys in beetroot juice! xx

Where there's a gran there's a way."

Pmsl

Instead of buying a douche for anal, use a hosepipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attaching one of your best fishnet stockings to an old bamboo pole could provide a thrifty way to amuse the grandkids during adhoc trips to the seaside or the local pond…!!!

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire


"Dogging outside your own house could save on fuel costs... "

PMSL Made me chuckle this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instead of washing the covers after every meet turn them over, then after the next turn it inside out etc

Or if you have white sheets just tippex any stains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the cruch out of tights once it gets dirty . Then cut the top of when that gets dirty . You could were the same pair for months lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the cruch out of tights once it gets dirty . Then cut the top of when that gets dirty . You could were the same pair for months lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Have daytime meets, borrowing neighbour's clothes from their clothes line, whilst they're at work. Try to avoid re-soiling them, but just use rain water for a quick rinse, should all fail.

As rain water is cold, it won't set cum, which needs heat to solidify it, like egg whites do.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Use the Ring and Ride service, to get out to swinging clubs and meets.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take a lodger of the same sex, who works different hours to you, then rent her room by the hour to swingers in need of accom, as well as borrow her clothes - ensure she's a similar size, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Celebrity masks could be used as cheap way for couples to indulge famous third party fantasy play….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you wanna get hot, rub two scouts together.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just fart in a bath for a home made Jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Celebrity masks could be used as cheap way for couples to indulge famous third party fantasy play….!. "

I thought they were for bank robbery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save on toys by using bananas and cucumbers. If you eat 'em afterwards you've saved on food too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep with your own wife now and then?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"I'm thinking of writing one of those war time book type thingies... You know . 1000 things to do with a pound of mince or how to ration your eggs...

How many ideas can we come up with for swinging on NO dosh.

1. Darn your stockings with your hubbies pubes. "

Shag your neighbour, save on travel costs

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