FabSwingers.com forum: Heaven Or hell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where are you going ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to cricklewood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather reign in hell than serve in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going to let my ashes drift on the wind and that will be the end of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off where it's warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven of course....I'm an

as everyone knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you going ? "

Heaven

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire

"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out

Or 'Hell ain't a bad place to be'.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm going to where the parties are ....missed so many due to work i'm not missing any in death

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

Your halo has been around your ankles for years

Mine however is still shiney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda

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By *gt bobMan
over a year ago

sandwell

straight to the pearly gates for me,,ex army,,i,v done my time in hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

Your halo has been around your ankles for years

Mine however is still shiney

Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already been to hell but they sent me back

* cReEpS rOuNd cRyPt * -|-

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

Your halo has been around your ankles for years

Mine however is still shiney

Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare

not needed it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

Your halo has been around your ankles for years

Mine however is still shiney

Yours is a cock ring you carry around as a spare

not needed it yet

Give it time hun, you'll find a use for it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I want to check out the fast food joints before I make my decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm eternity with the well behaved do-gooders or the twisted perverts of the underworld?... Tricky...

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By *ayman2002Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Straight down to basement level. Already have my spot all picked out!

...now to make sure I really earn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going straight to hell, probably get a good beating by devout Christians on the way down too

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out

Or 'Hell ain't a bad place to be'."

I actually have it in my will that I want Disco Inferno (Burn, Baby Burn) played as I go into the furnace...

I have to go to heaven unfortunately as Satan has a never-ending restraining order against me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not ready to go anywhere yet life is for living

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

So if all the bad people go to hell and thats where the sex is, surely heaven would be hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"straight to the pearly gates for me,,ex army,,i,v done my time in hell

Heaven won't take me & hells to scared I'll take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Oi I am a Nun!!!!!

Celibate at that

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Going to hell the devil has all the best stuff plus it is warm

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By *ransylvesterTV/TS
over a year ago

Close enough for fun!

I would think there is little chance of me going to heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck I'll be stuck in limbo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amarillo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Oi I am a Nun!!!!!

Celibate at that

Celibate my arse

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Where are you going ? "

Back here again. A future earth where I shall be reincarnated. Maybe as a seagull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are you going ? "

Who knows, im having fun till destiny is decided

Happy fucking till time is set lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are living in Hell already so Heaven awaits us all

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I am going to hell in a handcart and heels... Preferably with Jensen Ackles and Freddie Flintoff for company!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I am going to hell in a handcart and heels... Preferably with Jensen Ackles and Freddie Flintoff for company! "

Is accident and emergency hell?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am aiming high ... not sure my prayers will be answered though. There is only so much you can get absolution for...;-)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

neither..

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"neither..

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Where you off to then

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"neither..

Where you off to then

ashes..

then either the compost heap or wherever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out

Totally knicked my funeral song hahaha..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"As the coffin goes into the furnace I want Highway To Hell being blasted out

Totally knicked my funeral song hahaha.. "

its ok, if they go before you they wont know or care if you also have it..

and vice versa..

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Gods just keeping my seat warm.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

hell i reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell.....thats where all my mates will be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really sure either exists and if they do heaven sounds rather boring so I will plump for the underworld and the debauchery department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amarillo.

Do you know the way?

I want to go to Heavell - all the naughtiness of a full-fat afterlife, with only half the calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe they're both the same. Heaven has bans, limits and rules and hell has jacuzzis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell after burning down Heaven

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Hell after burning down Heaven

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Oy, I was planning on going there for a bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, on a philosophical level, neither because neither of them exist. They are the most used examples of the reward/punishment dogma that religions have used for centuries to frighten the peasants into parting with their cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hell after burning down Heaven

Oy, I was planning on going there for a bit..."

Nope sorry, everyone can join me in eternal damnation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or, on a philosophical level, neither because neither of them exist. They are the most used examples of the reward/punishment dogma that religions have used for centuries to frighten the peasants into parting with their cash. "

The problem is that this planet is most often used as the example. We see heaven being turned into hell just to put food on the supermarket shelves or to heat our homes. Only money can buy you paradise but you can't eat money when it's all gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the interesting people would be in hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I possibly give them both a miss and just sneak into Valhalla? I really like the sound of those dead guys

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By *in4sumMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I have to go to hell, i have friends saving me a table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

I think your are that good you halo is slipping off slightly

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Heaven not allowed into hell the devil's scared I'd take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I plan to live forever so it's a moot point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although plan B would see me in heaven where the first thing I'd say to god is, "Oi! You! Out my feckin chair!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you all at the Third Furness on the right, with all the swingers, tv's, ts, gay, lesbian and bi folk, etc etc... but don't leave the freaking door open, or all the Catholic priests will be trying to gate crash the party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purgatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Pmsl cheeky mare, everyone knows how good I am.....my halo may be tainted, my wings may be black, I may even be wearing no knickers and stockings under my gown....but I'm an

god damnit

I think your are that good you halo is slipping off slightly

It's just a little on the squiff, I knocked it on some sticky out thingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finally stopped choking to death after reading Julie and Jans replies

so I'm not going anywhere yet

Oi I am a Nun!!!!!

Celibate at that

And my real names Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the fence here just incase lol

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